[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-57":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain It: I'm Caught in Every Vice Raid",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2214071,3878,"Chapter 57","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-57",57,"\u003Cp>\"Is this... a Peachwood Sword?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li'er, who was watching the situation inside through the interrogation window, couldn't help but widen her eyes at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her clear, beautiful eyes stared intently at the Peachwood Sword.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, in a pure tone, she said something that left everyone breathless:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Can I touch his Peachwood Sword?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The whole room went dead silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire live stream was filled with laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience laughed until tears came out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it was from this point on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Across the entire Dragon Kingdom’s internet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao gave the term \"Peachwood Sword\" a brand new meaning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From then on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When people described their specific parts...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Peachwood Sword became the best substitute term!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And \"fencing\" and \"exorcising evil\"... also took on brand new meanings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Furthermore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn't just the term \"Peachwood Sword.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A few minutes later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The term \"Demon-Capturing Gourd\"... also changed its meaning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A piece of wood shaped exactly like a butt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Appeared on the live stream screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This butt... no, this gourd was too lifelike.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We don't know what special breed this gourd is.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the narrow, long shape of the gourd’s mouth was exceptionally unique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As I said before.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I am a successor of a Celestial Master.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So carrying a demon-capturing gourd with me...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is a very logical and normal thing, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't look at my gourd with that kind of gaze.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I just polished it to a flawless state, which is why it’s so white and tender.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is a magic tool I use to store demons and ghosts.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao explained quite seriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was clear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was really trying his best to clear himself of suspicion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But sometimes...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The direction of the effort is wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No matter how hard you try, it’s all in vain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Around eight o'clock that night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>News came from the internet—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao had been detained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And he was being held in the detention center in Huaizhou City.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Breaking News! Fang Hao is in!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I just heard from a friend at the station that Fang Hao is having his physical exam right now, and the paperwork is already being processed, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[He finally got his! I heard Fang Hao might be sentenced to six months of detention, hahaha...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Laughing to death... didn't expect Fang Hao to be this miserable!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[As expected, the source of all evil is the source of all evil; even if he has nothing to do with Cao Cao’s tomb, he’ll find a way to get himself locked up!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Just got out of the detention center and already figuring out how to get back in... too awesome, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This wave... this wave is very satisfying!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience laughed their heads off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And hundreds of kilometers away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Xudu, Lindong Province.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Qiong and Ding He, the two criminal police officers who heard the news, were stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two of them, who were handling the Cao Cao tomb case, looked at each other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both saw the confusion in the other’s eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What is going on...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Can this guy not stay idle for even a second?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We haven't even closed the case here, and he’s already inside?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is he addicted...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Inside the detention center.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao sighed deeply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The rumors spreading outside that Fang Hao was detained, or even sentenced...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Actually didn't match reality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In fact.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was only temporarily being held here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There would be second and third rounds of interrogation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just that this time, the suspicion of the other three people was temporarily ruled out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the wall in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was helpless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn't even entered the big celebrity’s room at all!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who knew it would be such a coincidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not two days after he settled in...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The big celebrity was targeted by a pervert.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, the Old Six System really cooperated at a top-tier level.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By modifying reality...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It put so many strange-shaped things in his bag.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s even more deadly is that these things actually had their own histories.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Fang Hao’s mind, there were also ways to use them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The magic tools were real magic tools.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And being down-to-earth was also damn down-to-earth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now that he was in the police station and locked up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wasn't angry at the police at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He really couldn't blame them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With such ironclad evidence in front of them, the police were just following procedure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was all the Old Six System playing tricks.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>This time, checking in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao gained an additional identity: [Successor of the Last Celestial Master].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This allowed Fang Hao’s mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To also have memories of many spells for subduing demons and eliminating evil.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even simple things like writing talismans, driving away ghosts, suppressing ghosts, praying for blessings, and reincarnation...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao could do them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But what Fang Hao never expected...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was the nature of this Old Six System.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As everyone knows.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the [Thousand Faces System] generates a profession.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It will correspondingly modify everything currently existing on Blue Star.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This kind of modification is pervasive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It can affect reality and history.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After checking in as a descendant of Cao Aman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao directly obtained a property and the valuable artifacts in the entire basement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And this time it was the same.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao not only learned various Taoist techniques.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Similarly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He also gained a batch of \"magic tools.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just that the shape of these magic tools...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sigh!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao sighed deeply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was now starting to suspect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is the system aiming for... letting himself go to jail?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why is it that wherever he goes, there’s a case?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m not Conan, damn it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, on the other side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li'er and her manager were walking towards the hotel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her mood was good today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not only did she catch that pervert, but she also touched a Peachwood Sword...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This time, I can sleep peacefully and comfortably.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li'er hummed a song.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bouncing towards the hotel room door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beside her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was her exclusive manager.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That pervert has been caught now, so you should rest well.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Get some good sleep today, recharge your energy, and continue the concert tomorrow.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having been on edge all day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now that the culprit had finally been caught.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two of them could finally get some good rest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking this, they opened the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And after opening the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment they saw the scene inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their minds went \"buzz.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They stood inside the doorway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Stunned on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The room that had been tidied up with such difficulty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was now...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Messy again?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How is this possible!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was as if a pack of huskies had been raised inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Throughout the room, it was filled with messy underwear, shoes, and socks...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And inside the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was also a strange, fishy stench.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the anomaly in front of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two of them almost fainted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wasn't that criminal suspect already... already arrested?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why would it be like this!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bang!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A strange thing happened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind the two of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The door that had just been opened suddenly closed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without anyone operating it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire door locked itself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And not only that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lights that had turned on as the room card was inserted...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Were now flickering.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the electrical circuit was affected, flickering on and off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How could... how could this be...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This door... why won't it open!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The manager’s scalp went numb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She looked at the surroundings of the room in horror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She used all her strength to try and pry open the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, she discovered with horror...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The doorknob felt as if it had been welded shut.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It couldn't be moved at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And along with the touch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A chill that made her bones tremble made her shiver uncontrollably.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene became quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li'er’s tears were falling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She kept pulling on the manager’s sleeve beside her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the darkness in the depths of the room, she trembled and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sister Lin... Sister Lin, look... what is that...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That shadow is...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The manager turned her head, feeling a bit creeped out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She looked into the distance, following Li'er beside her.\u003C\u002Fp>",1355,"2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","53751f2aa9ed4027b5a1da4bced62490e820f14cfb6289074b4611869db3d805","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-58","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-56",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]