Prev
Ch. 68 / 15743%
Next

Chapter 68

~8 min read 1,533 words

But he was glared at by the police from the municipal bureau and didn't dare to say anything else.

Among the police.

An older officer slowly walked out, squinting as he looked at Fang Hao.

"What are you doing?!"

"What have you done to Young Lady Li'er in this room over the past hour?"

"Stand up!"

Hearing the officer's words.

The audience truly broke into a cold sweat for Fang Hao.

This is...

Caught in the act.

And there were hundreds of thousands of witnesses.

Fang Hao probably wouldn't even need a trial; he could be sent straight to the labor camp.

Under the nervous gaze of the audience.

Fang Hao slowly opened his eyes.

Fang Hao recited a Daoist title, his face full of solemnity and sincerity as he opened his eyes:

"I was performing a Daoist ritual."

... Seeking flowers ...

To be fair.

Before Fang Hao spoke.

The atmosphere at the scene was quite heavy.

Even Li'er's fans were feeling nervous for Fang Hao.

But the moment Fang Hao gave this answer.

The atmosphere at the scene changed instantly.

Everyone present, including Officer Zhou Tie.

Couldn't hold it together anymore.

Is... is this the art of conversation!?

What the hell kind of "Daoist ritual" is that!

And yet, it was impossible to refute...

This bastard really did come here to perform a ritual.

It's just that the things he did...

Probably didn't have anything to do with a ritual at all.

The audience couldn't hold it together either.

[What the hell kind of ritual! Fang Hao, you really are yourself! Hahahaha...]

... ....... 0

[I waited for nearly two hours, and Fang Hao's one line about a "ritual" completely broke me, hahaha!]

[Awesome! This guy is definitely a talent, hahahahaha!]

[Why couldn't I think of such an outrageous reply!]

[This kind of magical brain circuit, hahaha... but to be fair, I don't feel it's too outrageous this time!]

[He's telling the truth, it's just that given the situation... damn, no normal person would believe it!]

[Look at that innocent expression, he must have reached the "sage mode" already, right?]

[Just finished ghost-busting with Li'er, feels like he's untainted by worldly desires, hahahaha...]

The audience had to admire Fang Hao.

Awesome!

The number one ghost-buster in the Dragon Kingdom!

How should one evaluate this? A righteous crime?

In fact.

At this moment, whether it was Officer Zhou Tie at the scene or the audience in front of their screens.

Almost everyone had defaulted to the idea that Fang Hao had committed rape.

After all, everyone had witnessed Fang Hao taking off his pants before closing the door.

But to be fair...

You can't stop a master from ghost-busting, right?

If he didn't do these things and Li'er ended up killed by a vicious ghost...

Wouldn't that result be even harder to accept?

Therefore...

The general attitude toward Fang Hao was—

He should be punished by the law, but we will admire you.

At the scene.

The team leader's surname was Liu, named Liu Kang.

At this moment, Captain Liu was almost rendered speechless by Fang Hao's words.

He looked down to scan the crime scene.

He soon discovered something unusual.

"What is this?"

In front of the camera.

Captain Liu frowned as he looked at the object on the floor, his gaze toward Fang Hao filled with disgust and disdain.

And the people around followed the direction Captain Liu was pointing.

Their expressions changed too.

Oh my.

A gag!

No wonder Captain Liu looked so disgusted.

And faced with Captain Liu's question.

Fang Hao, in front of the camera, looked at him with sincere, pure eyes.

"This is my... ritual tool."

"A ritual tool for ghost-busting."

"As a ghost-busting master, it's quite reasonable for me to possess this tool, right?"

Captain Liu and the other municipal police officers heard this.

They couldn't help but gasp.

And this scene was captured by the audience.

Everyone had a strange illusion...

As if time had flowed backward.

Everything seemed to be re-enacted.

Everyone couldn't hold it together.

This damn...

When they saw Fang Hao's explanation earlier, everyone thought it was so outrageous.

Many people looked at Fang Hao as if he were an idiot.

However, this time...

After knowing the cause and effect.

Watching every word Fang Hao said from a god's-eye view.

Everyone was shocked to discover...

The man wasn't exaggerating at all!

Almost every word was quite rigorous and sincere.

It's just that the matter itself was too outrageous.

Who would believe that a sex toy like a gag...

Actually... really has the effect of busting ghosts!?

And it wasn't just the gag.

Things like the various magical treasures Fang Hao brought.

Soul-Binding Lock, Peach Wood Sword, Demon-Catching Gourd, Ghost-Busting Candle...

Basically, every ghost-busting tool was found by the police.

Captain Liu Kang's face changed.

"You still say you aren't raping her!? Then what is this!?"

Liu Kang pointed at the various ritual tools in front of him, furious:

"The binding rope is even broken! You played pretty hard, didn't you!"

At this moment.

Our Captain Liu Kang was shocked.

Outrageously angry.

Such a huge incident had occurred in his jurisdiction.

And the person being raped was a star with extremely high traffic and popularity.

This matter was too serious!

The entire public security team would likely be severely punished!

The nature of it was too vile!

He wanted to punch the inhumane Fang Hao in front of him right then and there.

However, to the surprise of Captain Liu and the others.

When they displayed these ritual tools.

Fang Hao's expression changed.

But it wasn't the fear or terror of being caught in the act.

It was a... look of heartache?

This left the officers speechless.

"Sigh... this is my Soul-Binding Lock."

"It has been with me for many years, subduing demons and eliminating evil."

"I didn't expect the vicious ghost we encountered this time to be so powerful..."

"This magical treasure has been destroyed just like that..."

"Sigh!"

When he reached the emotional part.

He couldn't help but let out a deep sigh.

At this moment.

The scene was silent.

Fang Hao's appearance left the police at the scene speechless.

Everyone looked at Fang Hao as if he were a madman.

And Officer Zhou Tie and the other officers from the station...

Although they knew the truth and the inside story.

Seeing Fang Hao holding the binding rope and sex toys with a look of nostalgia.

They couldn't help but lose their composure to some extent.

I mean...

Could our ritual tools be a bit more formal?

You look like a pervert doing it this way, okay?

In front of Fang Hao.

Several ritual tools had varying degrees of damage.

The Peach Wood Sword had many scratches and marks, and the patina was gone.

The candle was even more full of stories...

It had dripped down until it was almost a circle smaller, shriveled up.

The Soul-Binding Lock was the worst, broken into several pieces.

The only thing that could be considered intact... was probably just Fang Hao's micro-camera, right?

This kind of loss... Fang Hao was genuinely heartbroken.

A huge loss.

And Fang Hao's current appearance was clearly seen by everyone.

Captain Liu and the others were dumbfounded.

This kid must be mentally ill, right?

"Subduing demons and eliminating evil? And... and magical treasures!?"

Captain Liu was shocked by Fang Hao's outrageous performance:

"And ghost-busting... you really are completely impervious to reason!"

Faced with Captain Liu's words.

Fang Hao took a deep breath:

"I actually came here to bust ghosts just now..."

"And these are all my ritual tools for ghost-busting."

"I believe that the people who arrived here before you can basically serve as witnesses."

"As a ghost-busting master, it's very normal for me to possess these tools."

"If you were a ghost-busting master, you would have them too."

In the camera.

Fang Hao looked at the ritual tools in front of him with a heartbroken expression.

Normally.

This should be a quite distressing scene.

After all, everyone knew that Fang Hao had really participated in a ghost-busting battle.

It is indeed a pity that these tools, which might have accompanied him since childhood, were damaged.

But a man...

Showing a sad and nostalgic expression toward a pile of props shaped like sex toys.

No matter how you look at this scene, the audience is NOT! FEELING! IT!

Everyone tried hard to be sad for a moment...

But it was too hard!

You are too abstract!

The audience was laughing like crazy, okay!

[Hahahaha! Forgive me! Damn, it's too funny!]

[Master Fang Hao, I understand your sorrow, I hope you can also understand my laughter, hahahahaha!]

[Too abstract, I can't empathize at all! I even laughed out loud!]

[Next time you make ritual tools, remember to be serious, don't do this, hahahaha!]

[Woooo... he's really so pitiful, I cried! Hahaha, just kidding!]

[Damn you guys upstairs, you're laughing too loud! Can't you be more mature like me?]

[I'm laughing so hard I'm twitching on the bed, hahahaha!]

Officer Zhou Tie at the scene tried hard to maintain a nostalgic expression.

And mourn those ritual tools with Fang Hao.

End of Chapter

Prev
Ch. 68 / 15743%
Next
Prev
Ch. 68 / 15743%
Next