[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-68":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain It: I'm Caught in Every Vice Raid",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2214082,3878,"Chapter 68","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-68",68,"\u003Cp>But he was glared at by the police from the municipal bureau and didn't dare to say anything else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among the police.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An older officer slowly walked out, squinting as he looked at Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What are you doing?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What have you done to Young Lady Li'er in this room over the past hour?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stand up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing the officer's words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience truly broke into a cold sweat for Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Caught in the act.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And there were hundreds of thousands of witnesses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao probably wouldn't even need a trial; he could be sent straight to the labor camp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under the nervous gaze of the audience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao slowly opened his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao recited a Daoist title, his face full of solemnity and sincerity as he opened his eyes:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I was performing a Daoist ritual.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>... Seeking flowers ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To be fair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Fang Hao spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The atmosphere at the scene was quite heavy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Li'er's fans were feeling nervous for Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the moment Fang Hao gave this answer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The atmosphere at the scene changed instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone present, including Officer Zhou Tie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Couldn't hold it together anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is... is this the art of conversation!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell kind of \"Daoist ritual\" is that!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And yet, it was impossible to refute...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This bastard really did come here to perform a ritual.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It's just that the things he did...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Probably didn't have anything to do with a ritual at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience couldn't hold it together either.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[What the hell kind of ritual! Fang Hao, you really are yourself! Hahahaha...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>... ....... 0\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I waited for nearly two hours, and Fang Hao's one line about a \"ritual\" completely broke me, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Awesome! This guy is definitely a talent, hahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Why couldn't I think of such an outrageous reply!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This kind of magical brain circuit, hahaha... but to be fair, I don't feel it's too outrageous this time!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[He's telling the truth, it's just that given the situation... damn, no normal person would believe it!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Look at that innocent expression, he must have reached the \"sage mode\" already, right?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Just finished ghost-busting with Li'er, feels like he's untainted by worldly desires, hahahaha...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience had to admire Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Awesome!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The number one ghost-buster in the Dragon Kingdom!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How should one evaluate this? A righteous crime?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In fact.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, whether it was Officer Zhou Tie at the scene or the audience in front of their screens.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Almost everyone had defaulted to the idea that Fang Hao had committed rape.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, everyone had witnessed Fang Hao taking off his pants before closing the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But to be fair...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You can't stop a master from ghost-busting, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he didn't do these things and Li'er ended up killed by a vicious ghost...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wouldn't that result be even harder to accept?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The general attitude toward Fang Hao was—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He should be punished by the law, but we will admire you.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>At the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The team leader's surname was Liu, named Liu Kang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Captain Liu was almost rendered speechless by Fang Hao's words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked down to scan the crime scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He soon discovered something unusual.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What is this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Liu frowned as he looked at the object on the floor, his gaze toward Fang Hao filled with disgust and disdain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the people around followed the direction Captain Liu was pointing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their expressions changed too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oh my.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A gag!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder Captain Liu looked so disgusted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And faced with Captain Liu's question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, in front of the camera, looked at him with sincere, pure eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is my... ritual tool.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A ritual tool for ghost-busting.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As a ghost-busting master, it's quite reasonable for me to possess this tool, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Liu and the other municipal police officers heard this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They couldn't help but gasp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And this scene was captured by the audience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone had a strange illusion...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if time had flowed backward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything seemed to be re-enacted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone couldn't hold it together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This damn...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When they saw Fang Hao's explanation earlier, everyone thought it was so outrageous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people looked at Fang Hao as if he were an idiot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, this time...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After knowing the cause and effect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching every word Fang Hao said from a god's-eye view.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was shocked to discover...\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The man wasn't exaggerating at all!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Almost every word was quite rigorous and sincere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It's just that the matter itself was too outrageous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who would believe that a sex toy like a gag...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Actually... really has the effect of busting ghosts!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it wasn't just the gag.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Things like the various magical treasures Fang Hao brought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soul-Binding Lock, Peach Wood Sword, Demon-Catching Gourd, Ghost-Busting Candle...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Basically, every ghost-busting tool was found by the police.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Liu Kang's face changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You still say you aren't raping her!? Then what is this!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Kang pointed at the various ritual tools in front of him, furious:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The binding rope is even broken! You played pretty hard, didn't you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Our Captain Liu Kang was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Outrageously angry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such a huge incident had occurred in his jurisdiction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the person being raped was a star with extremely high traffic and popularity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This matter was too serious!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire public security team would likely be severely punished!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The nature of it was too vile!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wanted to punch the inhumane Fang Hao in front of him right then and there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, to the surprise of Captain Liu and the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When they displayed these ritual tools.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao's expression changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But it wasn't the fear or terror of being caught in the act.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a... look of heartache?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This left the officers speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh... this is my Soul-Binding Lock.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It has been with me for many years, subduing demons and eliminating evil.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I didn't expect the vicious ghost we encountered this time to be so powerful...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This magical treasure has been destroyed just like that...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he reached the emotional part.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn't help but let out a deep sigh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene was silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao's appearance left the police at the scene speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked at Fang Hao as if he were a madman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Officer Zhou Tie and the other officers from the station...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although they knew the truth and the inside story.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Fang Hao holding the binding rope and sex toys with a look of nostalgia.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They couldn't help but lose their composure to some extent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I mean...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could our ritual tools be a bit more formal?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You look like a pervert doing it this way, okay?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several ritual tools had varying degrees of damage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Peach Wood Sword had many scratches and marks, and the patina was gone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The candle was even more full of stories...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It had dripped down until it was almost a circle smaller, shriveled up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Soul-Binding Lock was the worst, broken into several pieces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The only thing that could be considered intact... was probably just Fang Hao's micro-camera, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This kind of loss... Fang Hao was genuinely heartbroken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A huge loss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Fang Hao's current appearance was clearly seen by everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Liu and the others were dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This kid must be mentally ill, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Subduing demons and eliminating evil? And... and magical treasures!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Liu was shocked by Fang Hao's outrageous performance:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And ghost-busting... you really are completely impervious to reason!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Faced with Captain Liu's words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao took a deep breath:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I actually came here to bust ghosts just now...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And these are all my ritual tools for ghost-busting.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I believe that the people who arrived here before you can basically serve as witnesses.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As a ghost-busting master, it's very normal for me to possess these tools.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you were a ghost-busting master, you would have them too.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao looked at the ritual tools in front of him with a heartbroken expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Normally.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This should be a quite distressing scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, everyone knew that Fang Hao had really participated in a ghost-busting battle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It is indeed a pity that these tools, which might have accompanied him since childhood, were damaged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But a man...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Showing a sad and nostalgic expression toward a pile of props shaped like sex toys.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No matter how you look at this scene, the audience is NOT! FEELING! IT!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone tried hard to be sad for a moment...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But it was too hard!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You are too abstract!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience was laughing like crazy, okay!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahaha! Forgive me! Damn, it's too funny!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Master Fang Hao, I understand your sorrow, I hope you can also understand my laughter, hahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Too abstract, I can't empathize at all! I even laughed out loud!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Next time you make ritual tools, remember to be serious, don't do this, hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Woooo... he's really so pitiful, I cried! Hahaha, just kidding!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn you guys upstairs, you're laughing too loud! Can't you be more mature like me?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I'm laughing so hard I'm twitching on the bed, hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhou Tie at the scene tried hard to maintain a nostalgic expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And mourn those ritual tools with Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>",1533,"2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","72f962bd6c0013b12063d7ca3511665bc9f020264cc4341b89c06134feff53de","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-69","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-67",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]