[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-69":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain It: I'm Caught in Every Vice Raid",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2214083,3878,"Chapter 69","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-69",69,"\u003Cp>But in the end, he couldn't hold it in and laughed out loud in front of everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Laughter is laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The quite righteous Zhou Tie still bit the bullet and spoke up for Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Cough, cough, cough...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Reporting, sir, I witnessed everything personally just now.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually... actually, it's like this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"These things look like sex toys.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But they can actually deal with some special creatures.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not long ago, we encountered a strange creature.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That creature was very dangerous, and it seems only Fang Hao and his magical treasures could deal with it...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And there wasn't just one such creature; another one was hiding in the body of the star Li'er.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So in order to save Li'er, Fang Hao had to take off his pants...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He was doing it to bust the ghost... cough... to dispel that kind of creature...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the moment he bit the bullet to explain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Tie personally experienced Fang Hao's feeling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Recalling his serious demeanor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Tie had to sigh and give him a thumbs up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao's skin is really thick!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To be able to say such outrageous things so calmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn't do it at all...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While explaining, he also provided some video footage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And deliberately avoided the so-called ghosts, instead explaining them as mysterious creatures.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hoping to use this to defend Fang Hao against the molestation of Li'er.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the very least...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To get Fang Hao a shorter sentence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Enough!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What kind of riddles are you playing with me!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What ghost-busting or not ghost-busting!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Liu looked at everyone with a frown, his head full of question marks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he locked his gaze back onto Fang Hao:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm asking you, did you or did you not commit rape and molestation against Li'er!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Admitting it now will be to your benefit!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Otherwise, if we find out through our investigation, your crime will be aggravated!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Liu was genuinely angry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for what the situation with these ritual tools was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Liu could take them back and investigate slowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the talk of ghosts, in his view, it was as if everyone had eaten poisonous mushrooms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And were all hallucinating.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He came here this time to catch a rapist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had to ask clearly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And faced with Captain Liu's questioning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao shook his head quite seriously:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Absolutely not.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment they heard Fang Hao's answer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene went quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked at Fang Hao in front of them with strange expressions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone's gaze became extremely subtle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone stared into Fang Hao's eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their expressions were strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I mean...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you had just said you raped or molested someone, but it was for special reasons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That you had your own unavoidable reasons or something...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We viewers would definitely speak up for you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the very least, we could save you a good reputation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this damn...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You say you didn't do anything to her?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn't this too outrageous?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You weren't like this when you took off your pants just now!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do you really think we are all idiots?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao's expression was quite sincere, very serious:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"To tell you the truth... although the scene you see in front of you seems very outrageous.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But everything is an illusion.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"For the past hour or so, I have been fighting against something dirty.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Using my Yang energy to extinguish its Yin energy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But between Young Lady Li'er and me, it is absolutely pure.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We took off our pants just to better release our Yang energy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As a master... this is a very righteous act.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was full of sincerity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyes were filled with a serious expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the SpongeBob on his underwear looked exceptionally solemn at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience watched his performance, dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This... is lying with eyes wide open!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! This bastard really dares to say that!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I thought he would admit to what he did... damn!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn! Fang Hao is worthy of his name, always able to say outrageous things at the most critical moment!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Fangzi! You are talking nonsense right in front of us!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Everyone witnessed you taking off your pants... how can you have the nerve to say that!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[What should we do, damn it, I can't go against my conscience!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Laughing to death, after playing seriously, he immediately denies it!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[The most infuriating thing is that expression of his, damn! That innocent look... it makes me so angry!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who is Li'er?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She is the idol star of millions of teenagers in the Dragon Kingdom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How many people dream of being with Li'er!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Fang Hao just had... the closest contact with Li'er!\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>This in itself is already infuriating enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But after all, it's a matter of life and death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If your attitude were better, we wouldn't say much.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But damn, after finishing, you immediately pull out and act heartless...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn't this too beastly?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hundreds of thousands of viewers were left speechless by Fang Hao's actions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What to do?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Should we follow his rhythm now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Say we didn't see Fang Hao take off his pants for Li'er?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or should we bravely tell the truth?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhou Tie at the scene was also dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was also confused by Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What's going on?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, he didn't believe Fang Hao's series of claims.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But after Fang Hao demonstrated various... incredible abilities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhou Tie did indeed slowly stand on Fang Hao's side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And started to choose to believe him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, just when he was ready to take your side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You pull this stunt?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Although it looks like we had some unspeakable things happen.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But in reality, what happened in the room just now was a series of struggles and a Daoist ritual.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And the reason I chose to close the door and struggle with Li'er alone.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This was a choice I made out of safety considerations, to prevent harming other bystanders.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There's no way... the power of my ultimate move is too great!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Plus, I'm a person who is always too soft-hearted.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So I could only wrong myself and let Li'er and me be in the same room.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao looked pained and aggrieved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if he had suffered a great loss during the two hours they were alone in the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Liu Kang was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhou Tie on the side was also shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The agent was also shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What Fang Hao said... is this human language!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What's the matter?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Being with Li'er wronged you, right!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And this bullshit reason...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell is \"the power of the ultimate move is too great\"?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Which school of magic did you learn from?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I've never heard of anyone taking off their pants while using an ultimate move...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That's really fresh!\u003C\u002Fp>",1144,"2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","411124bbd204635befa9e3da3594f4926d20731511ed87871672951833163c18","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-70","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-68",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]