[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-8":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213664,3878,"Chapter 8: How can you even open your mouth to say such things?","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-8",8,"\u003Cp>The livestream chat went quiet—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still completely naked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wearing nothing but a pair of SpongeBob SquarePants briefs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the anti-vice squad with a unique, sincere gaze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And a look of utter confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire anti-vice squad.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Froze in place due to Fang Hao’s appearance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The livestream camera zoomed in instantly, a close-up…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This figure and this face…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone had just seen them two hours ago.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It had even sparked a heated debate in the livestream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was arguing frantically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether it was a coincidence or a carefully laid plan…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet before a conclusion could be reached, the man himself appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was that delivery guy—Fang Hao!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene of his appearance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was once again an anti-vice raid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What was even more absurd was…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He still wasn't wearing any clothes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this very moment, the entire livestream lost it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! It’s him! F*ck, hahahahaha…]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn, that’s insane! What kind of fate is this!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m dying of laughter, met him twice in one night, damn, let’s see how he explains this one!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahaha! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Too insane, damn! How can such a coincidence happen in this world!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It’s clear, Fang Hao’s lust is truly off the charts! Hahahaha…]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Six! Too insane, hahahaha! Caught at the last raid, barely managed to escape, and then… hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It’s a miracle, holy crap! This is destiny!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire livestream was flooded with \"666,\" \"Holy crap,\" and \"Hahahaha.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were laughing like crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two hours ago, Fang Hao had just been caught by the anti-vice squad.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But due to various absurdly clever pieces of evidence, he was released on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And now, two hours later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was caught red-handed once again!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Same lack of clothing, same obscene, pornographic venue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were laughing until they were convulsing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had never seen anything so absurd in their entire lives.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Caught red-handed by the anti-vice squad twice in a row…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just how strong is your desire, exactly?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And thinking back to the previous footage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was able to say with a straight face that he was just delivering food.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was laughing until tears were streaming down their faces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That acting was truly top-tier.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That sincere gaze could absolutely crush any A-list actor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet no one expected…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His upper body’s logic didn't give him away, but his lower body’s desires did!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now let’s see what he has to say!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It must be said, Zhang Hai was a man who had seen big scenes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He managed to hold back his laughter until the entire anti-vice squad…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Had bent over laughing before he finally burst out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Zhang Hai covered his face, wiped the tears from his eyes, and walked up to Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You kid are something… you really are something.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Once wasn't enough for you, right? You ran off and came straight here?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahahaha… fine! You’re really something!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang wore a smile on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked at the Fang Hao before him with a look of profound admiration.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, he thought of something, and his expression changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He quickly picked up his walkie-talkie and asked Fang Hao:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where’s the delivery? Did you finish the delivery?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't give me that ghost story about your clothes being snatched by a cat.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sparrow, Sparrow, this is Chick, are there any delivery e-bikes at the entrance?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The voice of Sparrow came over the walkie-talkie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sparrow has checked, no trace of any delivery e-bikes found.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The pent-up frustration in Officer Zhang Hai’s chest was finally released.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a smile in his eyes, he looked at the patron Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if to say: This time you’re finally going to fall into my hands!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the mocking gazes of the anti-vice squad before him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao wore a sincere smile on his face:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cough, cough, cough… so you all are on duty here…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Well, you all go ahead and finish your work, I’ll go back and put my clothes on first.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I won't disturb you all, I’ll be going now…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having said that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao turned around with a sincere look on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To go get his clothes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The members of the anti-vice squad on the scene were stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The hostesses and patrons were also bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Quite a few people started whispering and discussing among themselves:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy crap… who is this guy? His connections are that strong?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Walking away so brazenly under the cameras? Damn, this is insane!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"These connections are too crazy, right? Who is this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Which good brother can introduce me, holy crap, this is too insane!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The whispering of the surrounding patrons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Left the comrades of the anti-vice squad completely speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The anti-vice police officers all had dark lines on their foreheads.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this even appropriate?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Is this even human language?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn't this just pure cursing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the viewers were once again laughing until they were convulsing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He continued his acting from last time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This is insane, hahahaha…]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m dying of laughter! How does he have the face to say that!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Barely got released last time, and caught again two hours later, let’s see how he explains this one!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn, this guy is definitely a talent, hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[With that sincere and earnest expression, I almost want to punch him!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This is too shameless, I’m dying of laughter, hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[He can actually say that… his skin is too thick, holy crap! I’m dying!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Caught for the second time on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And he could still calmly say \"I won't disturb you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did he do it!?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>In fact.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the person involved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was already cursing internally.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was on the verge of tears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the last raid, Fang Hao had hurried to finish two deliveries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had intended to digest his memories.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the system suddenly prompted that he could sign in at a new location to gain a new identity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao went immediately!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although it was still a nightclub.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao figured he couldn't be unlucky twice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, after signing in at the target location.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, the Thousand Faces System directly gifted him the electrician profession.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While gaining the relevant skills, identity, and background.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He also got a tricycle for his repair work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was left speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having just acquired the electrician identity, Fang Hao had just opened the air conditioner casing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had taken off his clothes because it was hot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately after…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The anti-vice squad arrived.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without a word, he was dragged into the lobby.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And saw the very nemesis who had just released him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s over!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The camera was pointed at him once again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he wouldn't be able to wash this off!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Fang Hao was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every raid has me in it, can this even be explained!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing Fang Hao’s sincere declaration, Zhang Hai finally couldn't take it anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He went up, grabbed Fang Hao by the arm, and pinned him against the wall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he pointed behind Fang Hao:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I want to hear how you explain this!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Caught on the spot! I want to hear how you explain this!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the camera shot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The spot Zhang Hai was pointing to.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was exactly the room Fang Hao had been dragged out of.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A second person walked out of that room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a young lady wearing sexy lingerie, revealing large patches of fair skin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was holding a tight-fitting custom JK uniform, not having had time to put it on yet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was pressed against the wall while still in her stockings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers gasped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So there was another naked young lady in the room where they caught Fang Hao!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is completely screwed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And at this moment, this hostess was also very experienced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without needing special instructions, she held her head and squatted against the wall obediently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was a kind of young-wife-like cooperation to it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao followed Zhang Hai’s gesture and looked back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he looked at Zhang Hai with innocent eyes again:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We have a very pure relationship, please don't misunderstand.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If there’s nothing else, I’ll be going now.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having said that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He really put on his clothes and started hopping back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You stay right there!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai grabbed him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fang Hao! You are now suspected of solicitation, squat here and wait!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pure relationship, my foot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai had heard such excuses at least eight hundred times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn't that what every patron says?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And facing Zhang Hai’s obstruction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao once again revealed a very serious and sincere look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I know that at this moment, everyone must have mistaken me for someone soliciting.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But in fact, this is a complete misunderstanding.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I do all sorts of work, but I never touch pornography, gambling, or drugs.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Please let me put on my pants first, thank you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I will use facts to prove that I am innocent.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression was quite sincere, and his eyes still revealed a sense of kindness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The atmosphere on the scene seemed exceptionally… strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the frame.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A man walking out of a prostitution den in his underwear, with a young girl from the same room next to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pulling up his pants while saying he was innocent.\u003C\u002Fp>",1559,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","bdac7d5a0c609dca0e1b64b71f4b626001dd457b0c2b16ec7f4a5b5ef5058b10","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-9","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-7",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]