[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-9":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213665,3878,"Chapter 9","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-9",9,"\u003Cp>And the expression was quite sincere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers couldn't hold it in anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least come up with a plausible reason!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This excuse is too abstract, do you even believe it yourself?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unlike last time when everyone squatted in the hallway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time the venue was different.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was squatting in the lobby.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But everyone was still holding their heads with both hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone’s psychological defenses…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or rather, the thickness of their skin, wasn't as durable as Fang Hao’s.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, these patrons caught in the act had nothing to say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Get caught, get fined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some people even started handing out cigarettes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But at this moment, only Fang Hao stood out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He put on his clothes seriously and explained:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As everyone knows, I am an electrician.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So me coming here to fix the air conditioner is very reasonable and logical.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s expression was quite sincere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And within that sincerity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was a hint of grievance at being wronged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He really nailed this acting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who says \"as everyone knows\" to you!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And aren't you a delivery guy!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two hours ago, that’s not what this guy said!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing Fang Hao’s current excuse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The patrons and hostesses on the scene were instantly shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at Fang Hao, it was a look of profound admiration.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What a man!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saying he came to fix the air conditioner while naked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could he open his mouth to say that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the livestream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Fang Hao spout such nonsense with a straight face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were laughing like crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was past two in the morning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were laughing so hard they weren't even sleepy anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where did this sketch actor come from?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you aren't on this year’s Spring Festival Gala, I’m not watching!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suppressed the urge to give Fang Hao a slap and asked through gritted teeth:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Electrician?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Still spouting nonsense with me, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Didn't you say you were a delivery guy?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai’s mood was quite complex.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn't expect that even at this point.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Fang Hao before him could still spout nonsense with a straight face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the camera, he raised his voice:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you’re here to solicit, just admit it, don't give me all this other stuff.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fang Hao! I’m warning you one more time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Our anti-vice squad is a law enforcement agency, lying to law enforcement is a serious offense!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"According to the laws and regulations of the Dragon Kingdom.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you lie and are proven to be lying, others get fifteen days at most, but you’ll get over three months!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Think carefully about what you say next!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>This was a naked warning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, they were caught red-handed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the anti-vice squad had gone in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And only seen Fang Hao alone, it might have been easier to explain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The key is that you came out with a young lady?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s the meaning of that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You fixed the air conditioner all the way to the bed?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The atmosphere on the scene didn't feel like a raid at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were bursts of snickering one after another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was having a hard time holding it in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fixing the air conditioner, my foot, why don't you say you’re writing horror novels?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet, in this joyful atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After putting on his clothes, Fang Hao really started to explain seriously:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s like this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As someone who loves life, I crave a high-quality life.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just delivering food isn't enough to satisfy my high-quality life.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, having no other choice, I can only rely on my own hands to continue working hard.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Through my own diligence, I self-studied electrician and repair skills…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And through hard work, I successfully realized my dream and became a glorious electrician.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Loves life, my foot!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahaha, his ability to brag is becoming more and more refined!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[High-quality life, I’m dying of laughter, delivering food by day and working at night, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[To cover up the fact that he’s looking for a hostess, Fang Hao has really gone to great lengths!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Just admit it, this is the high-quality life you wanted! Hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I finally understand what it means to be quick-witted, holy crap, this guy is too funny, hahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were laughing until they were convulsing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This kind of obviously fake lie, being said with a straight face at a raid, was surprisingly full of comedic effect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone on the scene was amused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The patrons who had been scared to the point of wilting were now laughing until they were convulsing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you’re looking for a hostess, just look for one, is it necessary to be so positive?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people covered their mouths.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But their bodies, trying to hold back laughter, couldn't help but tremble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’s too funny!\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Officer Zhang was also holding his forehead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of creature am I playing a battle of wits with…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy who spouts nonsense with a straight face actually made me worry?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang finally confirmed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wasn't a high-IQ criminal, nor was he an anti-surveillance expert.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was just a pure clown, a master of nonsense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, Officer Zhang felt he had it under control.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The anti-vice squad could take this one down!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment the serious Fang Hao pulled an electrician’s license out of his pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A bad feeling rose in Officer Zhang’s heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stared blankly at the Fang Hao before him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A nightmare he seemed to have experienced once before seemed to be repeating itself…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the laughter on the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Became much quieter at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone stared wide-eyed as Officer Zhang took the electrician’s license.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers in the livestream also couldn't help but open their mouths.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the camera slowly moved forward, giving the document a close-up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the stamped document appearing on the screen of the \"Direct Hit\" program.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s photo, name, certification time, level, anti-counterfeiting code…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All were clearly displayed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The camera moved up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s sincere and kind eyes appeared on the screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The livestream exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! It’s really an electrician’s license!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This is… he wasn't bragging!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[My god, this is… the electrician’s license is real, holy crap!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[F*ck! No way!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Does it have to be this absurd!? He really came here to fix the air conditioner, holy crap!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m stunned, holy crap! Is it real or fake?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were many talented people in the program team.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, professional viewers stood up and stated that this was a real electrician’s license.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the difficulty of passing the level two electrician exam was not small.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone had a bad premonition…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be that this time…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao would be released without charges on the spot again!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he was caught coming out with a young lady!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After going through the professional system and conducting data investigation and comparison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai’s hands trembled slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The members of the anti-vice squad were all stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn't a fake…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This document is real!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao wiped the sweat from his body and panted:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And the reason I came here is because the nightclub called me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They said the air conditioner here was broken and asked me to come check the wiring.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As an electrician.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"When this nightclub calls me to fix the air conditioner, it’s my duty to come.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And with the air conditioner broken on such a hot day, the temperature would naturally be very high.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s why I took off my clothes and fixed the air conditioner while naked.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The reason I took off my pants too is because my legs were also very hot at that temperature.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is very reasonable and meets the needs of a normal person.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, while it looks like I’m soliciting.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually, there is an internal logic to all of this, it’s an obvious misunderstanding.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But in fact, all of this is very reasonable.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Although you caught me in an obscene, pornographic venue, and I wasn't wearing clothes, and I was even in a room with a hostess.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But I am actually not a patron.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Officer, I’m actually a good person.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao said it very seriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His attitude was incredibly sincere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It even left the people on the scene bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What he said makes so much sense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He completely explained why he came here, why he took off his clothes…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it wasn't just in the logical chain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the evidence was there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If we hadn't seen it with our own eyes, we almost would have believed it!\u003C\u002Fp>",1431,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","e0f2f7253ef5e35e45e1a8a0e520fbce4446dd1547c690496c2ddfc6cb9a3b90","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-10","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-8",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]