Chapter 26

Countless noisy voices stopped, and people stared silently in that direction.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi is a beautiful trap?

The picture is too beautiful, I dare not even think about it...

"What trap, that's my wife!!"

The idiot beautiful boy Yoshii Akihisa shouted loudly, breaking the silence of the moment.

"Not a trap, Hideyoshi's gender is Hideyoshi!!" Sakamoto Sakamoto Yuji, also an idiot, retorted loudly.

"Scary... it's a futa-con."

Under the muttering of a green-haired little loli, everyone couldn't help but shiver, looked at each other, and tacitly moved further away from the two.

The clear and lonely BGM music drowned out the conversation between the two.

It wasn't until the brown-haired beautiful girl suddenly realized that sound appeared in the picture again.

["So that's how it is... then what happened later?"]

["Later, I went to the deep mountains to seek the end of the sword path, and lost contact with Tokichiro."]

[Hearing this, Kinoshita Hideyoshi said with some regret: "That's really a pity."]

["I don't think so."]

[Kojiro shook his head dashingly and smiled wantonly: "Swordsmen also have a lifespan. By cutting off worldly ties and pursuing the infinity of the sword path with a limited lifespan, training is our daily life, until the moment the ultimate blade is completed."]

["If I had Mr. Sasaki's persistence, I might have had a chance to challenge for the Pride rank now..."]

[Hideyoshi sighed, and the look in his eyes toward the blue-clad swordsman added a bit of respect.]

["Just call me Kojiro, master."]

[Kojiro smiled indifferently, noncommittal.]

"Damn, you should at least finish telling us!"

"What on earth happened between Sasaki Kojiro and Toyotomi Hideyoshi?!"

"I hate it when people only say half of what they mean..."

"Playing the riddle-maker again, huh?"

"We still don't know what the pangolin said that day..."

"So what did the pangolin actually say?"

"Doesn't matter, the doujinshi will provide the answer."

Amidst the complaints of people all over the world, the picture continued.

["Kojiro, can you let me see your strength?"]

["Since master wants to see, why shouldn't I show you."]

[The blue-clad swordsman smiled faintly, and under Hideyoshi's surprised gaze, his servant's panel appeared.]

[Height/Weight: 176cm·63kg]

[Origin: Historical Fact]

[Region: Japan]

[Attribute: Neutral/Evil Gender: Male]

["Whoever has killed a person is evil."]

[Strength: C]

[Endurance: D]

[Agility: A+]

[Magic: E]

[Luck: A]

[Noble Phantasm: None]

[Class Skill—Presence Concealment: D]

[Personal Skill—Mind's Eye (False): A]

[Combat intuition close to a sixth sense, can easily make the most advantageous judgment.]

[Transparency: B+]

[Heart like a clear mirror and still water, pure and clear, will not be interfered with by mental influence abilities.]

[Knowledge of Sowa: B]

[No matter how many times you fight the opponent, you won't be seen through; the opponent's feeling will always be the same as the first time you fought.]

[Swallow Reversal (Tsubame Gaeshi)]

[Rank: -]

[Type: Anti-Person Demonic Sword]

[Maximum Capture: 1 person]

[A demonic sword that reaches the realm of the Second Magic, cannot be blocked in a melee fight, and will be hit by a strike regardless of which direction you dodge.]

["So strong... worthy of being a Sword Saint!"]

[Hideyoshi exclaimed, then his pretty face bloomed with a confident smile: "Kojiro, we are sure to win."]

[Kojiro looked serious: "I will definitely go all out."]

The camera gradually dimmed, and under the leisurely BGM music, it turned to the next group of servants.

"Don't set up flags randomly!"

In the Sky Screen world, Kinoshita Hideyoshi covered his face and complained with a sad face.

He had already envisioned the scene where he confidently charged up and then got his face beaten swollen.

28. The Hound of Culann, the Sharp Detective!

[Two days ago.]

[Fuyuki City, the tourist hotspot Iwai Beach.]

[It's noisy and bustling here, and the people coming and going are all bikini beauties with perky buttocks, full of temptation.]

[On the shore, a man wearing blue tights held a fishing rod and complained: "Hey, master, there are plenty of beauties over there, isn't it stupid for us to hide here fishing? Whose beach can you catch fish at!"]

["It's not like you didn't pick up all the beauties, leaving me without even a sip of soup."]

[Not far away, a middle-aged detective with a small mustache was full of resentment: "Ever since I summoned you, I've had terrible luck. I haven't picked up a single girl, and I haven't caught a single fish..."]

["Huh? Can you blame me for this? Which woman would like a greasy middle-aged man!"]

[The servant who descended in the Lancer class was shocked.]

[He had lived for so long, and this was the first time he had seen such a thick-skinned man.]

["If you weren't an eyesore in front of me, the great detective Kogoro, that group of beauties would definitely line up to take pictures with me!"]

[Facing the disdainful gaze, the middle-aged man with a handlebar mustache said confidently and disdainfully.]

[It can be seen that the two are indeed a pair of very miserable partners.]

At this very moment, as scene after scene flashed by, people all over the world were laughing like crazy.

"It's too heaven-defying, a brave and battle-hardened hero paired with a narcissistic greasy middle-aged man, the picture couldn't be more beautiful."

"Show, too showy! It's even more 'tacit' than the Archer combination!"

"Holy Grail War? Sucker War!"

"Never expected that a dignified Three Knights class servant would be treated like this!"

"This detective looks familiar, I think I've seen him in Beika Town!"

"I've seen him too, what's his name, Kogoro Mouri, he's usually a slacker."

"The Lancer is really handsome, this level of attractiveness is at the national male god level even now."

"My evaluation is that he's not as good as Mr. Luo."

"Each has its own merits. Compared to Mr. Luo, who is light and breezy, as if everything is under control like a noble young master, I prefer this kind of brave hero full of wildness."

"Haven't seen Observer Net, who can introduce this servant to me?"

"His name is Cu Chulainn, the legendary 'Child of Light' of Ireland, and one of the bravest and most battle-hardened heroes in Celtic mythology."

"In Irish, Cu Chulainn also means Hound."