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Chapter 147: Big Boss Once Again Devised an Ultimate Method of Torture

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The Disaster Wolf leader of Altrix looked at Big Boss in front of him.

Eyeballs emitting a gloomy radiance filled the entire thick fog, and eerie, ferocious roars rose and fell within the fog.

The Disaster Wolf leader walked out from the thick fog, revealing a humanized doubtful expression on its wolf face.

These Disaster Wolves were a size larger than ordinary Magic Wolves, their build not far from a tiger's; sharp fangs protruded from their mouths like a saber-toothed tiger's, and purple flames burned on the gray fur covering their bodies.

Today they had finally caught the witch's moment of weakness and could at last accomplish MSG's career.

They never expected to run into this human who didn't know death.

And they were lured here by him using the witch's clothes.

The Disaster Wolf leader circled around Big Boss, its saliva-dripping fangs emitting a rotten stench: "A human bewitched by the witch? Hehe, regret it? You so loyally protect your master, yet she sends you here to die."

Big Boss didn't utter a word, merely wearing a sunny expression, looking at them gently.

"Tell me, where is your master?" The Disaster Wolf leader approached Big Boss, opened its bloody maw, and roared: "I can consider letting you die a quick death."

"Hmm... your mouth really stinks, time to brush your teeth." Big Boss covered his nose: "Hey, everyone of Altrix, want to make a deal with me?"

"A deal? Hahaha, only a Third Rank no-light petty person, and you're qualified to mention a deal in front of us?"

Another Disaster Wolf walked out from the fog, raised its head and let out a wolf howl.

In an instant, mocking howls rang out continuously in that fog.

"Shut up." The Disaster Wolf leader glared at its subordinate, looked at Big Boss: "Human, speak, what deal do you want to make."

"Very simple, from now on you work for me."

"Then what can we get?" The Disaster Wolf leader frowned.

"Hmm... spare your lives, how about that?" Big Boss smiled sunnily.

The Disaster Wolf leader stared at him, the doubt and incomprehension on its face disappearing bit by bit, replaced by a gaze like looking at a stupid fellow.

"Heh, truly boring, I thought you were a smart person who could bring me some surprise, now it seems you're just a fool missing a screw in the head."

"A Third Rank mage, in our great fog, actually able to say such groundless delusions."

"Has your brain already been stirred evenly by the witch?"

"Alright then, kill him, kill him, then slowly find our prey."

As the Disaster Wolf leader's words fell, the Disaster Wolves in the fog finally walked out one by one.

It was also at this moment that Big Boss roughly saw their numbers clearly.

At least several hundred, every single one with Fifth Rank or above strength.

The leader had even reached Seventh Rank.

This hunt was no small-scale hunt.

This was also their confidence in ignoring Big Boss.

This quantity of Disaster Wolves, against a witch at full peak would probably be a wolf's delusion, but against an ordinary small city, it would be enough to slaughter the city.

Big Boss, a Third Rank mage, in their eyes was indeed no different from an ant.

"Hehe, little guy, I will appreciate your ugly state."

"Hope you scream louder when we eat you!"

"That way, we'll be even more excited!"

"Hahahaha!"

The Disaster Wolves rushed toward Big Boss, the stench from their mouths seeping into his nasal cavity, making him very uncomfortable.

But even so, Big Boss's face showed no expression.

He never discriminated against small animals that don't brush their teeth, treating all life equally.

He merely looked at them indifferently and said softly: "Do you feel, your stomachs very uncomfortable?"

"What?"

The charging Disaster Wolves suddenly stopped, immediately after, the leader's wolf face tightened.

"Wait, this... this feeling is..."

He felt a wave of cramping pain from his abdominal cavity, that cramping pain both sour and numb and bloated, just like eating rotten meat someone had put laxative in.

Right at this moment, a powerful urge to defecate rushed straight to the crown of his head, he hurriedly clenched his chrysanthemum, sat on the ground with a thud, rubbing his tail against the soil, afraid filthy flight would spray out.

Their Altrix Disaster Wolves are creatures living in myths.

If they spray flight during hunting, if that spreads out, would they still have face?

And his clan wolves, very obviously, also felt the same suffering, all wrinkling their wolf faces, looking like they wanted to defecate but dared not.

Thus, in an instant, this group of charging Disaster Wolves all sat on the ground with tails clamped.

From afar, they looked just like a group of huskies waiting for their master to feed them.

"You, when did you... give us laxative..." The Disaster Wolf leader gritted its teeth.

"Hehe, you guess?" Big Boss laughed out loud.

Of course he had, from the start, arranged vaporized laxative all around here.

Because Altrix's Disaster Wolves are mythical creatures and don't have the concept of giving birth, staring at whoever gets pregnant has no effect on these fellows.

So he could only use laxative.

This laxative was carefully formulated by him, specially prepared for Disaster Wolves, costing nearly ten million gold coins on the black market.

If not for the subordinate gold card from the dragon girl down below, it would truly be hard to formulate.

"Human..." The Disaster Wolf leader hatefully stared at him, face ferocious, word by word: "You won, we indeed aren't as shameless as you, hand over the antidote, I'll let you go."

"You'll let me go?" Big Boss was greatly shocked: "No way, no way, you don't think I used such precious laxative on you just to escape, do you?"

Speaking, he pulled out the Sword of the Fate Player from his bosom, gesturing over the Disaster Wolves.

"Heh heh, human, you don't really think we're afraid of you, do you?" The disaster wolf leader's eyes were full of cold light: "We just don't want to lose face; it doesn't mean you can control us however you like."

"If you want to die, we don't mind sending you to the Underworld."

"Then come on, attack me while releasing!" Li Cheng smiled brightly under the sunlight: "Being a wolf good at spraying isn't bad either."

"You TMD..." The disaster wolf leader was furious.

They weren't ordinary magic wolves without shame...

Being spraying war wolves was truly too shameful for wolves!

"Heh heh, if you know what's good for you, swear now to be my slave, otherwise..."

Li Cheng said, clapping his hands, and one mana eyeball after another flew out from the forest.

This wasn't the Abyssal Eye Witch's profiling eyeball, not that advanced.

These mana eyeballs couldn't record video, only take photos.

But taking photos was enough.

"Otherwise, I'll record your spraying appearances all and send them to the newspaper office; tomorrow, all life on Tianming Continent will know that your Altrisque disaster wolves, the legendary time travelers, are a group of spraying war wolves who spray while fighting."

"Hiss, actually, thinking about it carefully..." Saying this, Li Cheng solemnly patted the leader's wolf head: "Letting Tianming Continent get to know you war wolves is also good."

"You TMD... Rising East Xi..."

The disaster wolf leader couldn't hold back anymore.

When he led his clan wolves to Shi Jie, he had imagined many possibilities of failure.

He even imagined that all this was the Abyssal Eye Witch entrapment.

But he never imagined he would negotiate with a weak human over spraying.

His gaze stared fixedly at Li Cheng, the killing intent in his eyes growing stronger.

Yes, he did care about face, but he knew better what his mission was.

Seeing the witch right before his eyes, how could he stop because he feared spraying? The disaster wolf leader slowly lowered his head, his voice trembling:

"Heh heh, human, you still underestimated us; it's just spraying after all..."

"No, no, that's not right, boss!"

"Yeah, boss, we are legendary creatures, we care about face!"

"Yeah, if our appearance of hunting while spraying were exposed... how would the other life in the Time Rift look at us, look at our disaster wolf clan!"

"Yeah, boss, I have a blind date next month with a Listed Dunke strange cat; I, I can't..."

The few disaster wolves beside hurriedly advised.

"I understand, I understand everything." The disaster wolf leader slowly stood up, clenching his tail with all his might: "So, you don't need to make a move."

"Ah?"

"If I don't enter Di Yu, who will enter Di Yu." The disaster wolf leader raised his head: "The so-called leader is the disaster wolf who makes a move when all subordinates dare not, and bears the pain when all subordinates dare not bear it!"

"From the moment I became leader, I guessed such a day would come." "The matter of spraying, let me, one wolf, do it!"

"Boss!"

"Boss! You are our forever boss!"

"Such resolve, boss, I won't tell your sister-in-law about your spraying! No, I won't tell anyone, boss!"

The disaster wolves looked at their leader with teary eyes, grateful beyond measure; if not afraid of spraying out, they would surely howl loudly at this moment.

"You do have some resolve?" Li Cheng raised an eyebrow.

"Of course, human, your lowly trick has already been broken by me." The disaster wolf leader coldly snorted, raising his tail: "Then, take your life!"

He had accepted the fate of social death, no longer resisting the hot spraying inside him.

Spiritual Power overflowed from him, and at the same time, he could feel the hot spraying surging toward his tail.

At the same time, his gaze toward Li Cheng was already undisguised killing intent.

"Human, I will bite you into pieces, eat you bite by bite, let you watch yourself alive turn into a pile of minced meat."

"I will make you regret what you did to me, no, I will make you regret coming to this world."

"Is that so?" Li Cheng smiled gently, clasping his hands: "Then, Intestinal Recovery!"

He used a Rank 1 magic, the simplest magic; not to mention Full Moon Academy, even mages in small places, many could master this spell.

The spell's only function was to treat constipation.

But supported by Li Cheng's large amount of Magic Badge Stones, the spell's range, all at once, enveloped all the disaster wolves present.

The spraying intent they had just endured returned to its peak at this moment.

In just an instant, wolf howls rose and fell, rolling their eyes.

Even if they tried hard to control their sphincters, they couldn't stop such an impact!!

The hot spraying was about to burst forth! "You this Rising East Xi! Take your life!"

The disaster wolf leader could no longer bear it, he fiercely pounced and bit toward Li Cheng.

At the same time, the hot spraying he had held in his belly finally slid freely toward his tail.

At this moment, the disaster wolf leader felt unprecedented refreshment! That feeling was like long drought meeting sweet rain, fulfilling the wolf's wish! Unlike other disaster wolves, the leader's ferocious face overflowed with happiness.

He even felt his previous wolf life had been lived in vain.

True hunting should be paired with spraying! Eating while spraying, so refreshing! At this moment, Li Cheng took out from his bosom that one-time Relic 【Multifaceted Prism】, its function to change a capability rated below Exquisite, or a spell and prayer below Rank 3, target from single to group.

He looked at the charging magic wolf leader, a warm smile on his face:

"I bet there's no hot spraying in your bellies!"

Thus, the hot spraying that should have slid out was stuck.

Stuck along with it were the disaster wolf leader's and all disaster wolves' expressions.

"Ahhhhh!!!!!"

Waves of agonized howls rose and fell, echoing through the heavy fog.

The Calamity Wolf leader's suffering actually shattered the Time Fog's binding, pierced the night, and rang out into the dawn!

He truly lives up to being the greatest legendary creature! Piercing howls rose and fell within the forest.

For all life, what is the most painful thing in this world? It is diarrhea.

What is even more painful than diarrhea? It is constipation at the same time as diarrhea.

What is even more painful than simultaneous diarrhea and constipation? Li Cheng gave his own answer.

Just as all the Calamity Wolves curled up their bodies, lay on their sides on the ground crying for their parents, Li Cheng smiled again.

He switched his Divine Favor Title to 【Great Love Little Angel】, then activated the ability 【Great Love Poem Chapter】.

Under this ability's effect, the immense suffering the Calamity Wolves endured instantly multiplied tenfold.

And simultaneously, their mouths could not utter even a single word related to pain.

Thus, a pack of Calamity Wolves lay curled on the ground, faces all beaming with blissful smiles.

"Wow, this feels too good!"

"This is the feeling, Boss, I feel like I can't shit it out, it feels too good!"

"Holy shit, my stomach's about to explode, it really feels so good, so good!"

"Keep going, my shit isn't enough yet, give me more shit!"

"I love holding in shit, holding in shit is what I love most!"

They were clearly in so much pain they couldn't take it, yet they wailed like ghosts and howled like wolves, speaking perverted words to the extreme.

This is hard CC, this is hard CC taken to the ultimate extreme.

Over a hundred Calamity Wolves, just like that, lay on the ground, not a single chance to resist.

The Calamity Wolf leader rolled his eyes, looking at Li Cheng pleadingly.

Although he could not express his death-wish in words at this moment, Li Cheng still read his gaze.

Thus, Li Cheng walked before him, solemnly patted his shoulder: "I understand, you are a Calamity Wolf who insists on not leaking."

Thus, he poured all the remaining unused laxative into the leader's mouth.

'WDNMD rising Dong Xi, you're the one insisting on not leaking, your whole family insists on not leaking, how can there be such a heaven-defying thing as you in this world.'

'Wuwuwuwu, kill me, it hurts to death, wuwuwuwuwu.'

'I want to shit! I want to shit!'

The Calamity Wolf leader roared incessantly in his heart, but these words, he could not speak aloud.

Under the Great Love Poem Chapter's effect, what he could say were only lewd-to-the-extreme lines like "feels so good feels so good" and "let me hold it a bit longer."

【You made the mythical creature·Altrix's Calamity Wolf feel pain, you gained 10 points of Abyss of Pain Reputation】

【You made the mythical creature·Altrix's Calamity Wolf feel pain, you gained 13 points of Abyss of Pain Reputation】

【You made the mythical creature·Altrix's Calamity Wolf feel pain, you gained...】

【You made the mythical creature·Altrix's Calamity Wolf feel pain, your attack gained 1029 points of Abyss of Pain Reputation】

【You currently possess 4571 points of Abyss of Pain Reputation】

Li Cheng listened to the Mother Goddess of Pain's divine bestowal, looked at his sunshine-to-the-extreme masterpiece, and revealed a splendid-to-the-extreme smile.

Indeed, making mythical creatures feel pain is also a high-efficiency method of spreading Great Love! Next, he raised both hands high and began to pray.

Of course, the object of his prayer was not the Mother Goddess of Pain, but one of his mothers-in-law.

"Oh Progenitor Adult far on the Scarlet Blood Moon, I pray for your descent, I pray for your protection, you are the splendid gem on the bloody red moon, you are the deep clear water flowing through civilization's years..."

That's right, although he had controlled this pack of Calamity Wolves.

But the "can't get it out" effect, even paired with laxative, can last at most ten-odd minutes.

After ten-odd minutes, these Calamity Wolves' immunity would let them recover.

This many wolves, all at minimum Fifth Rank, thick-skinned and tough-fleshed, ten-odd minutes, Li Cheng might not be able to kill them all.

Since that's the case, might as well offer them all to his mother-in-law — the Scarlet Progenitor.

Happens to be a long time since he saw his mother-in-law, they'd agreed he'd send her sacrifices, how could Li Cheng be insensible? After last meeting, the Scarlet Progenitor told Li Cheng a prayer text that could summon her without a ritual array.

This prayer text cannot make the Progenitor exert power; its sole function is to send her food.

For a meal, to be this thirsty, truly dead boring.

Howling gales blew away the dense fog, a massive blood moon suspended in the vault of heaven.

Immediately after, that beautiful maiden who seemed larger than the whole world by a circle appeared in Li Cheng's field of view.

Her face, almost identical to Miss Ratania's, was still that alluring beauty, soul-captivating.

Hmm, of course, on this Progenitor Adult's face, there was none of Master Tata's clear stupidity like a female college student.

There was only the playful look unique to a fun person.

"Ah~ Li Cheng, hehe, you finally remembered me, where's Tata?"

The Scarlet Progenitor yawned, her slightly resentful gaze sweeping over Li Cheng.

The next second, the sleepiness in her eyes vanished, replaced by thick disbelief:

"Huh, how come you have another Abyss Mother Goddess's Mark/Insignia on you, the Deception Mother Goddess, that little bitch also gave you power? Huh, how come there's even Witch power, wait... Bu Qi Zhi Ren, 100k, 200k, 600k... nearly 700k? This much?"

"Did you massacre a city?"

"Li Cheng, you tell me the truth..."

"You..."

"Have you already converted to the Abyss?"

(Chapter Complete)

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