Chapter 216: Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er Wakes Up

Just as the Wrath Father God's limb-grafting ritual was underway.

Far away, ten thousand li from there, inside the sickbed at Full Moon Academy, Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er.

The ostracized and exiled "living encyclopedia" Mr. Karluoluo was examining Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er's body.

"Strange, he's not poisoned either, so why hasn't he woken up yet?"

"How damn long has he been sleeping..."

"Makes you sound like the Pope."

Shaking his head, Karluoluo smacked his lips twice, preparing to leave the room.

On one hand, the Tianming Divine Court side had sent over the sword Canxing Sword Sword, saying it was to be given to Big Boss as a weapon, no idea how that brat managed it, actually getting the Tianming Divine Court to bleed so heavily.

On the other hand, he had recently found some files seemingly related to the Blood Clan's clan extermination case, preparing to go back and investigate properly.

Just then, a golden light suddenly flashed on Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er's body.

"This is..."

Karluoluo's footsteps stopped immediately, he hurriedly turned his head, and cast a reconnaissance spell on his not-so-good disciple.

Just at that moment, his pupils suddenly contracted.

【Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er (Order Sect), has obtained a new Divine Favor Title—Stunner of the Wrath Father God.】

Karluoluo:!!! What thing?

Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er knocked out the Wrath Father God? How is that possible?

Hasn't this guy been lying on this bed the whole time, never getting up?

Could it be, this Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er, can actually do Soul Projection?

Karluoluo couldn't help but swallow twice.

The ability of Soul Projection, since the Abyss descended, had been expressly forbidden, all related spell scrolls burned, and even Karluoluo didn't know this spell.

Could this Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er actually know this forbidden thing? He carried doubt, and continued reading on.

【Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er of the Order Sect, merely relying on dozens of underpants, completed the knocking out of the Wrath Father God, truly rare.】

【His heaven-shaking great power, makes people sigh in admiration!】

Karluoluo:??? What thing?

Used underpants, knocked out the Wrath Father God?

Damn...

Karluoluo hurriedly pulled open Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er's pants.

"Really no underpants... but you're also too small, how did you make it like a woman..."

Pulling up his pants for him, Karluoluo fell into deep thought.

According to this Divine Favor Title's wording, he brain-supplemented a picture...

Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er first did Soul Projection, then pulled off his own underpants, then space-traveled to before the Wrath Father God in the Abyss Realm, and knocked out the Wrath Father God with one strike of underpants.

Karluoluo: "..."

Although very unreasonable, but this looks like it seems to be the only explanation...

"TMD is it me who's sick, or is this world sick..."

Karluoluo shook his head, still decided to discuss this matter with the Full Moon Queen.

This matter was too bizarre and heaven-defying, he himself couldn't make up his mind anymore.

This Archbishop of the Order Sect directly wrapped himself in spiritual power, and flew off from this ward.

Seeing him disappear, the Full Moon Queen who had been hiding outside the hospital all along revealed her figure.

Anna: "This old hag finally left, counting the days, today is again the day to knock out Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er, he's always been staying here, we've had no chance to strike."

Vivian: "Anna, you're talking nonsense again."

Anna: "What nonsense did I say?"

Vivian: "When did we ever knock out Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er? We felt he wasn't resting enough, let him rest for a while longer, to properly recover from his injuries."

Anna: "..."

Anna: "I've told you many times, except when dating, have less contact with Big Boss that newborn Dong Xi, you'll become strange."

Vivian: "Big Boss Brother is not a newborn thing!"

Just as the Full Moon Queen's two personalities were bickering while acting, inside the hospital ward, that golden light was injecting the Divine Favor's power into Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er's body.

And he, under this warm light, slowly woke up.

"I... I seem to have had a very long dream, in the dream... the last person I saw, seems to be Full Moon Dean." Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er opened his eyes in a daze, feeling the surrounding sacred power.

Sanskrit chanting also rang in his ears.

【Honorable Wrath Father God Stunner Sir, you have done your part for the survival of the Tianming Continent, next, you will receive the Order God's blessing.】

【Please stay awake, receive the blessing.】

"Wrath Father God Stunner? Me? Really or fake?"

Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er was stunned, thick doubt rising on his face.

Just like that, stunned for two or three minutes, Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er couldn't figure out what chicken feather relationship he had with the Wrath Father God.

Thus...

The doubt on his face turned into wild joy.

"Hahahaha! So that's it, so that's it!"

"Back when the academy tested me, I felt something was off! I don't even know the Abyss Magic Dragon, how could I have cut his Dragon Whip, taken his beloved?"

"Now, I understand, I understand everything!!"

"The answer is... I have Dual Personality!"

"Once I fall asleep, my other personality will awaken, and he is the strongest man on this continent, a man among men, a male among males! Severing the Dragon Whip, knocking out Bao Nu — completely trivial!"

"That's right, it must be like this, hahahahaha!!!"

Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er laughed wildly aloud, looking at the surrounding Order power, satisfied to the utmost.

As expected, I am the Child of Destiny! "Too terrifying, truly too terrifying." Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er looked at his own palm: "I originally thought that this invisible big hand of mine could stir up winds and clouds, manipulating others' fates from behind the scenes."

"Yet never did I imagine that I could even manipulate my own destiny!"

"Father Adult, you were right, I am a genius, hahahaha!!!"

Outside the ward.

The Full Moon Queen watched the wildly laughing Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er, sweating profusely.

Anna: "What thing is this thing saying, I really want to punch him……"

Vivian: "We came to punch him in the first place…… cough cough, I didn't say anything."

Anna: "Anyway, there shouldn't be any useful information, right."

Vivian: "I think there isn't."

Inside the sickbed.

"Hahahaha, that's right, everything is exactly as I predicted, hmm, the Full Moon Academy's entrance exam should only have the last round left now." Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er brimmed with confidence: "And Big Boss and that idiot Mu still don't know they've already become my shields."

"Hahahaha, this is the power of my invisible big hand!"

"Once I enroll, I'll definitely conquer the Full Moon Queen and take the entire Full Moon Academy into my fold! Hahahahaha!"

"Who do you want to conquer?"

The abrupt voice made Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er's laughter come to an abrupt stop; he froze for a moment, turned his head, and saw the Full Moon Queen with a livid face.

"……" Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er fell silent for two seconds, then hurriedly plastered on an ingratiating smile: "Hehe, Director Adult, you're here? I'm much better, no need to worry……"

"Worry, hehe." The Full Moon Queen's eyes narrowed, and two iron frying pans appeared on either side of Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er's head.

"I was joking, I was joking!" Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er hastily knelt on the bed, kowtowing vigorously: "That was nonsense, don't take it to heart!"

"I was young and reckless, ignorant, Queen Adult!"

"Wait!" Just as Vivian was about to act, Anna suddenly spoke in her mind.

"What are you doing?" Vivian snapped: "Why stop me? This defying-heaven thing actually covets us?"

"We belong to Big Boss Brother; him coveting us two is stealing Big Boss Brother's things, isn't it?"

"He deserves to die!"

"Sister…… you, don't drag me into your love-brain…… anyway give me five seconds." Anna speechlessly seized control of the body, then walked up to Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er, pulled out a red ball, and with a pop stuck it onto his nose: "Done, settled!"

"Eh? Settled?" Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er looked at her doubtfully, not knowing what she meant.

"Look in the mirror."

"In the mirror?" Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er turned his head, looking at himself in the mirror wearing a red nose, feeling somewhat unfamiliar.

"Don't you think you look like a clown?"

"Ah?" Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er's face changed, finally understanding what Anna was saying.

Before he could answer, a bang sounded.

The two frying pans slammed together, smashing heavily onto his head.

Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er instantly went cross-eyed and fainted into a coma.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Anna grumbled discontentedly: "I wasn't done playing yet!"

"Don't waste time on him anymore, there's still things to do today!" Vivian huffed.

"What things, it's just making a mage robe for your Big Boss Brother, tsk tsk tsk, using so many precious materials, all the good stuff accumulated over ten thousand years went into it, right?"

"Ah, love-brain is truly terrifying, but honestly, giving him this isn't as practical as curing your body and properly preparing for pregnancy, hehe."

Anna teased.

"You, what nonsense are you spouting! Downhead, truly downhead!" Vivian's face instantly reddened, then she suddenly thought: "Huh, you say, if there really was a little baby, would it count as mine or yours?"

Yet unexpectedly, half a day passed and Anna didn't reply.

"Anna, Anna?"

"Ah?" Anna came back to her senses: "What little baby, little darling, definitely counts as yours, hmph, I don't want that dead scumbag's baby! Me stepping on him twice is already a blessing bestowed on him!"

"Fine, fine, I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep……"

Speaking, Anna's voice vanished.

Vivian frowned.

This answer is completely unlike Anna's usual response; normally she'd say she's love-brain and also worthy of fighting her for the kid, wouldn't she?

Moreover, Anna's frequency and duration of sleep have been increasing lately.

"Just what…… is going on……" Vivian left the room sorrowfully: "Hope nothing happens."

And behind her, the Blessing power originally gathered on Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er was slowly dissipating.

【Because the Blessing recipient Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er did not receive the Blessing power, this Blessing automatically redirects to the second Candidate.】

【The second Candidate is……】

【Big Boss.】——

Morning.

The fully dressed Bao Nu Father God faced the morning sun, chest thrust out.

From today on, he is a brand-new man!

Although it's a reversal.

Still second-hand.

But it doesn't matter, as long as he's a man, it's fine.

Li Chenghe and Mu, the two little births, stood on his left and right. The two of them had never felt that holding back the corners of their mouths was such a difficult thing.

"Rage Explosion." The Wrathful Father God spoke slowly.

"Subject is here."

"This time, you... although you turned it around for me, however you put it, you did catch it, merits and faults offset, I won't punish you."

"Thanking His Majesty for leniency and magnanimity." Big Boss licked his lips, holding back laughter.

"Hmm, what a pity, what a pity." The Wrathful Father God changed the subject: "Originally, I was thinking if you caught it well for me, I would take you for a stroll in my treasured Treasure Vault, but I didn't expect you to catch it crooked for me, so this opportunity is gone too."

"..." Big Boss no longer needed to hold back laughter this time, his whole face collapsed.

TMD, you say you won't take me and that's it?

Dog dick! Those are all all Zhen's, Zhen's! You already have a death-seeking path! "However..." The Wrathful Father God changed the subject again: "In view of that matter of Li Er you mentioned, cough cough, I can give you another chance."

Hearing these words, Big Boss narrowed his eyes. Good fellow, you won't give me Lei Ha Na, and still think of good things?

Wrathful Father God, I see you've really gotten carried away...

Big Boss thought for a moment, then revealed the Sunny Cheerful Big Boy smile again: "Regarding Li Er's matter, I have one thing, I haven't told you, Father God Crown His Majesty."

"What matter?" The Wrathful Father God's heart instantly tightened.

He originally planned to sacrifice the Magic Dragon to consecrate the new whip.

Didn't expect the Magic Dragon was a traitor, and ran away, this pissed him off badly.

Now Li Er is like this to sexual preference again.

If he runs away too, the Wrathful Father God won't be able to accept it.

"Cough cough, actually, this guy Li Er has always lived in endless entanglement." Big Boss looked at the Sky at a forty-five degree angle, an appearance full of Resentment.

Mu at the side saw this scene, knew Big Boss Da Ren was about to start doing activities again, couldn't hold it in at once: "Pfft..."

"What are you laughing at?" The Wrathful Father God glared at him.

"I thought of a happy matter." Mu hurriedly shook his head.

"What happy matter?"

"I, I, I, my brother woke up!" Mu shook his head and swayed his brain.

"Woke up?"

"Right, my brother was a vegetable before, just now don't know how, suddenly woke up."

"Alright then..." The Wrathful Father God nodded, no longer paying attention to this Defying Heaven thing that caught crooked twice.

He looked at Big Boss again: "You just said Li Er has a problem, what problem?"

"Actually, it's not any Big Problem." Big Boss said worriedly: "Father God Sir, think about it, you are such a noble demon, and Li Er is such a lowly thing."

"This isn't a problem." The Wrathful Father God waved his hand: "Identity in my eyes, has never been a problem."

"Not identity not identity." Big Boss continued: "My meaning is, Li Er also doesn't know you previously... didn't have a little chicken, he has intentions toward you, why not come find you, offer himself to you?"

"Hmm, this point does indeed seem a bit strange..." The Wrathful Father God picked up the Thermos Cup, blew twice, took a light sip.

This person selecting consorts, has always been fair and open.

As long as it's a demon, all can find his contact method.

Li Er likes him, why not directly come find him?

"The reason, actually is File Simple." Big Boss sighed: "This Li Er, although he's a 0, but his sexual preference, actually is..."

"Little Nan Liang ah!"

"Pfft!!!" Scalding hot water was sprayed onto Mu's face by the Wrathful Father God.

He looked at Big Boss with lingering fear: "What Thing?"

Little Nan Liang and South Tong, although seemingly the same, are completely different things.

Moreover, if Li Er were a 1 it would be fine, barely able to touch an edge.

But he's a 0 ah, a 0, how can he like Little Nan Liang?

Could it be, Nan Liang is on top?

This is a bit too Defying Heaven right? "This is the fact ah, Father God Crown His Majesty." Big Boss patted his own chest, I also I Rage Explosion personality Guarantee: "This word not a bit fake, if you don't believe, you can ask Li Er anytime!"

"This..." The Wrathful Father God fell silent.

"One side is uncontrollable love for you, one side, is his own XP System from childhood to adulthood." Big Boss again made a bitter and hateful Expression: "Do you know? Li Er brother, just lives in this kind of entanglement, until now ah!!!"

"This, this how can it be good..." The Wrathful Father God also felt Li Er's pain, compassionately closed his eyes: "Truly a sad story ah, what a pity, what a pity. Truly a lovable Little Boy ah."

"I Wrathful Father God am a 1, but not Nan Liang."

"No matter how much he loves me, what Li Er wants, I am Destined unable to give ah."

"Father God Sir, I see not necessarily." Big Boss coldly laughed.

"Oh? How to explain these words?" Wrathful Doubtful.

"Father God Crown His Majesty above, think about it, this Li Er, since he produces Hesitation, doesn't that mean, his xp system, has possibility of Reversal?" Big Boss guided patiently.

"This Thing, can also Reverse?" Wrathful continued Doubtful.

"Even Dragon Whip can Reverse, mere XP, how can it not?" Big Boss continued guiding patiently.

"... If you want to die just say so directly."

"Cough cough, my meaning is, this Li Er's reason for entanglement, mainly because he hasn't obtained Father God your love, if he obtained your love, understood the joy of making contact list, certainly could Greatly Reverse!"

Big Boss's Gaze firm, the words spoken, one listen is very Reasonable.

"Pfft..." Mu wiped his face, laughed out loud again.

"You TM laughing what again!" Wrathful Father God turned head glared at him.

"I thought of happy matter..."

"What matter?"

"I, I, my brother fainted again..."

"???" The Furious Father God kicked Mu, that scoundrel, flying with one foot, and looked at Big Boss: "You mean, have me use force? That won't do, this old man is a person of grace!"

"Father God Sir, how can you think of me like that? I would absolutely never suggest such a rotten idea." Big Boss patted his chest, guaranteeing it: "My plan is utterly great!"

"A great plan? Let's hear it."

"Simply put, it's..." Big Boss looked left and right, and after confirming no one was there, he revealed a sunny smile: "You, go be Little Nan Liang."

Furious Father God: "..."

"Of course, not asking you to really be her." Big Boss continued explaining: "It's having you use Transformation Technique, turn into a woman's appearance, impersonate Little Nan Liang, get close to Li Er, tempt him, make him fall in love with you."

Furious Father God: "..."

"Once feelings heat up, things progress naturally, dry wood meets raging fire, one touch and it ignites." Big Boss continued: "Then you yank off the hood in one go, and tell Li Er, you are the Furious Father God!"

Furious Father God: "..."

"By then, the die is cast." Big Boss was full of confidence: "Li Er will also understand, that what he actually likes isn't Little Nan Liang at all, but you, the Furious Father God."

Furious Father God: "..."

"I call this plan the Bending Rier Plan." Big Boss held out a finger: "I have one hundred percent confidence this plan can succeed, what do you think?"

Furious Father God: "..."

Faced with Big Boss's great plan, the Furious Father God fell silent.

One minute.

Three minutes.

Five minutes.

Ten minutes passed, Big Boss looked at the silent Furious Father God, and couldn't help but become nervous.

This guy wouldn't have had his IQ recover, would he? Should I use Regeneration Regression to run away? "Good!" Just then, the Furious Father God let out a loud shout, giving Big Boss a thumbs up: "Good, really good! Really didn't expect, you've actually already drawn up a whole package of plans for this old man!"

"Furious Burst ah Furious Burst, what I said was indeed correct, under heaven, only you and I can be called heroes!"

"To be able to come up with such a plan, you really are a ghostly talent among ghostly talents!"

"Low key low key, basic operation!" Big Boss waved his hand.

"Hmm, then you go tell Li Er, execute this plan!" The Furious Father God waved his hand, proud and satisfied: "Once I bend Li Er, oh no, once I get Li Er, I'll take you to my collection vault, you can pick any one item inside to take out!"

The Furious Father God was quite satisfied; this satisfaction wasn't just because of Li Er, but also because Big Boss had pointed out a clear path for him.

In the past, when the Furious Father God encountered men he liked, he would always be unable to act because they weren't South Tong.

But now, he had opened the door to a New World! That's right, I can impersonate a woman first, wait until the die is cast, then reveal my true form!

The Furious Father God inferred one thing from another, only feeling that this Furious Burst was truly a rare wise general in the world.

For him, Furious, to obtain such a talent, was truly three lifetimes of fortune.

"Pfft." Mu, who had been kicked flying, came scrambling back over again, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"What the hell are you laughing at!" The Furious Father God turned his head.

"I, my brother he—"

"I've tolerated you for a long time!" The Furious Father God pressed Mu to the ground in one grab, and started punching and kicking him.

Big Boss looked at the two being so affectionate, and sneakily slipped back to his own tent.

Just as he reached the tent, he grinned.

He saw Li Er standing right at the tent entrance, waiting respectfully.

The morning greeting every day was his mandatory routine.

"Hmm, Little Li-zi ah."

"Yes, this slave is here." Seeing Big Boss arrive, Li Er hurriedly put on a fawning smile and scurried over: "Divine General Furious Burst, yesterday, our camp's Suicide Index rose another percentage point!"

"All of this is your merit, Adult!"

"Low key low key!" Big Boss waved his hand: "Little Li-zi, your performance lately hasn't been bad, to reward you, today there's a bestowal to give."

"A bestowal?" Hearing this, Li Er's heart bloomed with joy.

Hehehe, another bestowal, I really am the Son of Destiny!

Big Boss ah Big Boss, you wouldn't have thought, I've already mixed to such a high position in this Trial, Li Er me, has already one hundred percent Cleared! "Yes, I found you a girlfriend."

"Girlfriend?" Li Er's eyes trembled.

So it's planning to use beauty to reward me, tempt me?

Divine General Furious Burst ah, Divine General Furious Burst, in your eyes, am I, Li Er, that kind of person?

You really know how to judge people~ "Adult, where is my wife? Can I meet her?"

Big Boss: "..."

I seem to have said girlfriend, how did it become wife when it got to him?

Big Boss smacked his lips twice: "Hmm, these few days, I'll arrange for you two to meet."

"Then many thanks! Divine General Furious Burst!" Li Er was overjoyed: "Right, is she good-looking? Good figure?"

"Figure-wise, very tall, large bust, buttocks also very large, legs also very long." Big Boss thought of the Furious Father God's appearance, telling the truth: "Hmm, also abs and mermaid lines."

"Ah?" Hearing this, Li Er's blood instantly surged.

With this figure, who cares what the face looks like?

A woman with this kind of figure, outside, isn't easy to chase! He immediately knelt and kowtowed in thanks: "Thank you Adult, thank you Adult ah!"

"Don't thank me this early." Big Boss said again: "I'm only responsible for introducing you two to know each other, as for whether it succeeds in the end, still depends on your performance."

"Little Li-zi ah, you must work hard! Don't embarrass me."

"I know, Adult!" Li Er was overwhelmed with gratitude: "I'll definitely work hard, will definitely get her, definitely get her ah!"

(Chapter Complete)