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Chapter 220: Li Cheng Is Going to Meet the Abyss's Daughter

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"Bao Nu, remember this — tomorrow morning when you receive the True Mother Goddess, you must be cautious, cautious, and cautious again. Do not slight her, and do not provoke her. Understand?"

"You must do everything in your power to satisfy her demands."

The Wrath Father God instructed patiently.

Opposite him, Li Cheng had already transformed into the Wrath Father God's appearance; moreover, red Demigod power was gathering on his body.

"Father God Sir, I understand." Li Cheng nodded, simultaneously putting on a puzzled look: "But why do we have to be so respectful? You and the True Mother Goddess are both Abyss Seven Gods, aren't you?"

"Sigh, you don't understand. The True Mother Goddess has a bad temper. Anyway, just do it like this. Hm, if there's any decision you can't make, report to me and let me decide!"

"I'll place a contact spell formula on you!"

The Wrath Father God spoke earnestly.

Actually, his choice to go on a date tomorrow instead of seeing the True Mother Goddess wasn't just because he had long coveted Li Er.

It was also because he had truly been scared witless by the True Mother Goddess.

If the Wrath Father God is the Abyss Will's dog, then the True Mother Goddess is the Abyss Will's daughter.

The Wrath Father God not only has to lick the Abyss Will's boots, but by extension also has to lick the True Mother Goddess's.

And this woman has a perverse personality, completely self-centered. The absolute worst part is, like the Authority she wields, she never disguises her thoughts — she doesn't even pretend anymore; she plays for real.

Every time after contacting her, the Wrath Father God feels like he's about to explode with rage.

If it weren't for the fact that this time, dealing with Dian Huo and the Full Moon Academy is of great importance, he fundamentally wouldn't want to cooperate with the True Mother Goddess at all.

Right now Li Cheng volunteered, actually offering to receive this heaven-defying woman in his place.

The Wrath Father God naturally agreed with both hands.

"Anyway, I'll emphasize once more: my date with Li Er will last at most one day. During this day, whatever demands the True Mother Goddess makes of you, you temporarily agree to them all, and wait for me to return and report to me."

The Wrath Father God emphasized again: "Even if she humiliates you, you endure it. Do not retaliate. Beware of acting on impulse. Understood?"

"Understood!"

Li Cheng said resolutely, revealing a sunny, cheerful smile as he spoke.

This smile put the Wrath Father God much more at ease.

Not to mention anything else, this Bao Nu is a smart person through and through — he knows what should and shouldn't be done. With him serving as this wave's 'three accompaniments,' he can rest easy.

The Wrath Father God even felt that if Li Cheng performs well.

He might as well keep letting Li Cheng impersonate him; after sending off this plague god the True Mother Goddess, switching back wouldn't be late either.

Meanwhile Mu, listening to the two's conversation, could barely hold it in, covering his mouth, his whole body trembling from suppressed laughter.

His Li Cheng Da Ren — is he someone who can suffer a loss? Meekly taking scolding from the True Lady...

If Li Cheng can be meek and honest, then I, Mu, will stuff Xiu Si Da Er's underwear into a ditch! Although Mu couldn't imagine what would happen next, he could affirm that the scene would absolutely be spectacular.

Just holding it in like this, he couldn't control the corner of his mouth, letting out a 'pu' sound.

"What are you laughing at?" The Wrath Father God turned his head, face cold: "Priest, you thought of something happy again?"

"Ah? I, hehe, Father God, hehe, I didn't..." Mu's face was held back until nearly purple: "I just... used my mouth to fart, this way it doesn't stink."

Wrath Father God: "..."

"Hehe, Priest, I see you've been floating lately. Don't forget, you bear a criminal's status."

The Wrath Father God narrowed his eyes; this time, his voice was already filled with killing intent.

Mu hurriedly knelt, kowtowing: "Father God above, I absolutely have no intention of offense. I merely... I merely... I was just thinking of helping you win Li Er over!"

"Hah, joke!" The Wrath Father God coldly snorted: "Still help me win Li Er? You think this Venerable doesn't know what romance is!"

"Father God His Majesty, I absolutely have no such meaning!" Mu sweating profusely, forced himself to continue: "But, a man romancing a man is ultimately different from a man romancing a woman!"

"Hiss... you put it that way, there's actually some reason to it."

The Wrath Father God thought for a moment,

Indeed, heterosexual aesthetics and homosexual aesthetics differ; romance methods certainly differ too.

But, that's not right...

"Your meaning is... you've romanced a woman?" The Wrath Father God furrowed his brows: "But I recall you're also from Nan Tong. And, the one I'm impersonating isn't a woman, but Nan Liang."

"Cough cough." Mu was choked in one breath; he nearly forgot his persona was from Nan Tong.

But worthy of being Mu, he instantly improvised, lightly humming: "Father God Sir, you don't know this — your Priest not only likes Nan Tong, but also likes Nan Liang!"

"What kind of Little Nan Liang pleases men, I understand best!"

"Tomorrow, you let me be strategist — guaranteed to win her!"

Wrath Father God: "..."

He looked at Mu suspiciously, not very trusting of this guy's guarantee.

But thinking of the Priest's illustrious reputation in the Wrath Territory as a "black stockings little boy" collector, he felt there was some logic to it.

Black stockings little boy, and white stockings Little Nan Liang, aren't that different.

"Since that's the case, tomorrow you'll be my Number One Strategist." The Wrath Father God nodded, simultaneously looking at Karenina: "Hm, Fen She, you don't idle either. You're a girl, should know how to be a woman. Hm, you be my Number Two Strategist."

"Ah? Me? For real?" Karenina blanked.

She actually doesn't quite know how to be a woman.

What she excels at is not acting human.

But the pink-haired newborn immediately revealed an excited smile: "No problem, Father God His Majesty, I guarantee task completion!"

"Hm, you two are quite loyal. If it succeeds tomorrow, heavy rewards!" The Wrath Father God was extremely satisfied.

"Alright, that's it! Fen She and Priest, you two come with me to research tomorrow's Battle Robes. Bao Nu, you stay in my Tent — from now on, you are my body double!"

"Yes!"

Watching the Wrath Father God and the newborn duo's retreating figures,

The corner of Li Cheng's mouth, from flat to curved,

Slowly curving upward,

Forming a crooked mouth!

That's right, from now on, Big Boss obtained a Demigod Experience Card!

He looked at his own Attribute Panel.

【Body of the Abyss Seven Gods · Rage】

【Rank: Demigod Tier 4 Stage 5 (Level 145)】

【Duration: Until Father God Rage stops injecting power into you.】

【Evaluation: This is an absolutely undetectable power injection technique; your body has obtained the source power of the Abyss, and even the other gods cannot see through your true appearance.】

【You have obtained the power of the Abyss, and you can use it to enhance all your abilities.】

【Even abilities at Unique Rank can be enhanced.】

【But please note, Witch's Power is not within the scope of enhancement.】

【...】

After quickly browsing through all the information, Big Boss's smile at the corner of his mouth could no longer be suppressed.

Too strong, really too strong.

Although he was just a fake demigod, he still shared some of Father God Rage's abilities, and those extremely high attribute values made Big Boss once doubt that the game's designer filled in the numbers with their feet.

Most importantly, after enhancing the demigod power.

His Unique Rank skill 【Divine Gift】, as well as 【What? I Don't Believe It】, both gained a special effect—

【Under the influence of demigod power, when your skills activate, targets below your Dragon's Rank will not notice.】

Seeing this effect, Big Boss instantly laughed.

He stared at Father God Rage's back view and softly said: "God's Gift."

Thus, a pair of small, undeveloped Dragon-Phoenix Twins were stuffed by him into Father God Rage's belly.

Thanks to precise control ability and the help of demigod power.

Father God Rage had no reaction at all to everything happening on his own body.

Just like that, carrying two little newborns, chatting and laughing, he completely left Big Boss's field of vision.

As Father God Rage's good father, Big Boss was quite moved.

I didn't expect his South Tong son to have descendants too!

"Indeed, I am really too kind."

"Damn, Defying Heaven!" Lilith Cat crawled out from Big Boss's crotch: "You actually stuffed Dragon-Phoenix Twins into a demigod's belly... how on earth did you come up with this Reverse Heaven Operation?"

"In that case, can't you take His dog life anytime?"

"You're overthinking." Big Boss flicked the cat's head: "Although I can silently stuff Dragon-Phoenix Twins into his belly, but with his body strength and power, whether I want to kill him or control him, it's impossible to do."

Last time in City of Deception, the Ninth Stage Deception Mayor could use his flesh to mash Dragon-Phoenix Twins into debris, let alone Father God Rage? "Then you still?"

"Can't do it now, doesn't mean can't do it later." Big Boss smiled: "To wake up Lei Ha Na, I must collect a huge amount of Bu Qi Zhi Ren, and with those powers, heh heh..."

His smile was sunny and kind, making Lilith's fur stand on end.

She subconsciously rubbed her own belly, frightened and anxious.

This damn thing, won't he also plant that thing inside my body? "What's wrong?" Big Boss asked doubtfully.

"No, nothing..." Lilith swallowed saliva.

"Inexplicable..." Big Boss looked at her: "Hmm, alright, next is to call Li Er over."

A few minutes later.

Li Er nervously came to the outside of Zhan Ling.

He was somewhat unsure why Father God Rage suddenly wanted to summon him.

Although he was now a favorite beside Divine General Nu Bao, he had never met Father God Rage in private even once.

"Hmm... midnight, suddenly summoned... could it be that the matter of me being Divine General Nu Bao's Loyal Dog has been discovered?"

"No, there's another possibility; maybe my talent has also been recognized by Father God Rage, so he also wants to take me as a little brother, correct, this possibility is obviously bigger!"

"Sigh, hard to believe, how excellent I, Li Er, am, to receive the favor of so many big shots." Li Er said while imagining Big Boss's appearance in his mind: "Big Boss Big Boss, I'm afraid right now you are hiding in the filthy Sewer, drooling with envy!"

"Hahahaha! Really hard to choose, should I choose Divine General Nu Bao or Father God Rage? Too bad, one person cannot serve two masters..."

"Looks like I, Li Er, can only be a loyal Subject."

While muttering to himself like that, Li Er walked into the Command Room and knocked on the door.

"Come in." Big Boss said while turning his head, looking at Li Er who was trembling and grinning foolishly, putting on an angry appearance: "Bold Li Er, do you know your crime!"

Saying that, he wrapped the demigod's Divine Might around Li Er's body.

That terrible and shocking pressure almost made Li Er faint.

He was stunned for a moment, then without any hesitation, he knelt on both knees and kowtowed: "Father God's Crown Sir above, this humble Subject knows his crime, knows his crime!"

"I didn't intentionally pledge loyalty to that Divine General Nu Bao, it was him forcing me, forcing me to be his dog, worshipping him as master!"

"Father God's Crown Sir, since ancient times, I have been your most loyal Believer!"

Without hesitation, he betrayed "Big Boss".

Big Boss: "..."

He knew this dog Traitor to Humanity was two-faced, but didn't expect this dog Traitor to Humanity to be this two-faced.

"That, what I said about you having a crime doesn't refer to you joining Divine General Nu Bao's sect." Big Boss said playfully: "I know very well about you joining his sect, and I'm very satisfied."

Li Er: "..."

He woodenly lifted his head, blankly looking at Big Boss, and one second later, bang bang bang, he smashed his head on the ground: "Father God Sir above, I actually just now wasn't intentionally wanting to betray Divine General Nu Bao, it's just that I..."

Big Boss: "But I think Nu Bao is too ambitious. By the way, you said you're just what?"

Li Er raised his head at light speed: "I've long seen through Nu Bao's wolfish ambition, and was preparing to……"

Big Boss: "However, Nu Bao is still very talented, and fiercely loyal, still very trustworthy. Hmm, what are you preparing to do?"

Li Er changed his expression at light speed again: "I'm preparing to explain Nu Bao Divine General's recent achievements in detail to Father God Sir. You know, Adult Nu Bao works tirelessly and with utmost devotion, turning this camp……"

Big Boss: "But some people are born wild horses; even the most loyal subject is merely disguising themselves. When the time is ripe, the horse will bite. Hmm, you said Nu Bao wants to do what to this camp?"

Li Er changed his expression at light speed yet again: "That wolf-hearted, dog-lunged bastard Nu Bao has already turned this camp into his own private domain! He wants to rebel, Father God Sir! Believe me, believe me!"

Big Boss: "6."

Lilith: "9."

They both now admired Li Er somewhat.

To sell one's lord for glory to this extent—he could be considered naturally gifted, right?

Even that Lv Da Jiang Jun probably isn't his match.

"Father God's Crown Sir, believe me, believe me!" Li Er kept outputting, crawling to Big Boss's feet, extremely devout: "Father God's Crown Sir, from today on, I'm your dog. Woof, woof woof!"

"Li Er, you really are defying heaven." Big Boss sighed: "Fine, I won't tease you anymore. Hmm, Nu Bao Divine General and I are on the same side. Everything he did in the camp, I know it all."

Li Er: "……"

【You made Li Er feel extreme pain. Your Pain Points +10010】

What, bro, do you have to toy with me like this……

Li Er could barely hold on. He looked at Big Boss, caught between a rock and a hard place.

Even with his thick skin, he didn't know what to say next.

He could only keep shivering, maintaining a forced smile, fear reaching its peak.

In one breath, he gave Big Boss tens of thousands of Pain Points, moving another step closer to the Ninth Rank Pain Divine Chosen.

"Hehe, don't worry, Li Er." Big Boss smiled: "Today was originally a test, but not to test your loyalty—rather, to test your adaptability."

"Congratulations, you passed."

"Thank, thank Father God's Crown Sir." Li Er answered tremblingly.

"Get up."

"Subject won't get up." Li Er kept banging his head on the ground: "Subject has sinned. Subject shouldn't have slandered Nu Bao Divine General. Subject deserves to die."

"Hehe, fine. I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself through merit." Big Boss said kindly: "Before, Nu Bao Divine General should have already told you what you need to do, right?"

"You mean……the matter of going on a blind date with a girl?" Li Er said nervously.

"Yes, that's right. This matter is of great importance." Big Boss patted his shoulder: "Only a man as wise and martial, as heroic and powerful as you can accomplish it."

"Let me just tell you straight: the person you're to go on a blind date with is none other than the beloved of the Abyss Will, a peerless beauty who might inherit the entire Abyss Great Presidency—Miss Bao Bao Zi."

The furious Father God was indeed a favorite of the Abyss, and indeed a "peerless beauty." Big Boss wasn't lying at all.

"Miss Bao Bao Zi……" Li Er unconsciously swallowed.

Li Er guessed this Miss was of high status, but never imagined her status was this high!

If he could climb into her bed, then he, Li Er, wouldn't just get whatever he wanted in the future!

Besides surprise, his heart was filled with wild joy.

Indeed, indeed—he really is the Son of Destiny! Such good fortune could fall to him! She's the daughter of the Abyss Will! The Abyss Will!

Once he, Li Er, becomes the Abyss Xubing, what Big Boss, what Kadan, what Full Moon Queen, what Nu Bao Divine General, what Furious Father God……

All of them,

Every single one will have to kneel and kowtow to me!

Although Li Er was daydreaming about a bright future in his heart, his expression showed nothing, keeping up a nervous appearance.

"Hmm, your mindset isn't bad, you can hold steady." Big Boss teased: "Don't get too happy too early. This Miss Bao Bao Zi is special—you might not be able to win her over."

"Special……" Li Er's heart clenched: "Please speak, Sir."

"Simply put, this Miss Bao Bao Zi is a Little Nan Liang." Big Boss patted Li Er's shoulder: "So, do you have the courage to experience all of her?"

"L-little Nan Liang……" Li Er felt as if shrouded in darkness; even his face was corroded black.

But thinking of his bright future ahead, he nodded vigorously: "Father God above, to be honest, what I, Li Er, have loved since ancient times is Little Nan Liang!"

"Oh? Didn't expect you to have such determination. Not bad!" Big Boss praised.

"Yes! It's also to repay Father God Sir and Nu Bao Divine General for recognizing my talent!" Li Er hurriedly continued to pledge loyalty: "Even if I don't like this Miss Nan Liang, I'll do my best, explore deeply, and let her know my prowess!"

Li Er had already decided.

Since Nan Liang is destined to be the Northern Dynasty, then him courting her isn't impossible! "Wait, let her know your prowess?" Big Boss frowned: "Li Er, did you misunderstand something?"

"Misunderstand? No." Li Er was also doubtful: "You mean, you want me to pursue her, right?"

"Right!"

"Then after pursuing her……it's not about getting married?"

"Right!"

"Then after getting married, isn't it about showing off prowess, galloping on horseback?"

"Right!"

"Then where did I misunderstand……" Li Er was confused.

"Very simple." Big Boss patted Li Er's shoulder: "You got it backwards. The one who needs to gallop on horseback isn't you, but Miss Bao Bao Zi."

"You're the one on the Northern Dynasty side."

Li Er: "……"

"Hah, hehe, this Miss Bao Bao Zi is really generous." Li Er wiped the sweat from his forehead: "It's fine even if I'm on the bottom."

"You can be on the bottom, or on the top." Big Boss continued: "But you're always on the Northern Dynasty side."

Li Er: 「……」

「Adult, Adult, you, you mean……」Sweat on Li Er's head had turned into a waterfall: 「I, am to be surpassed by a Nan Liang, is that what you mean? 」

Big Boss: 「Yes. 」

Li Er: 「That kind, pressed onto the ground, surpassed to Slave in one breath, the more you resist the more excited kind of surpass, is it? 」

Big Boss: 「Yes. 」

Li Er: 「……」

After two seconds of silence like this, Li Er: 「No, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want ah!! 」

Li Er hesitated not a bit, turned his head and was about to rush out of the Tent.

No matter what lay ahead, being surpassed to Star Anger by Nan Liang, this kind of thing, absolutely must not happen! He rolled and crawled, his face hideous, as if he had fallen into the Eighteen Levels of Di Yu.

「After the deed is done, I can bestow you the Dragon's Strength to break through Ninth Rank; if you perform well, becoming Tenth Rank is not impossible either. 」

Just then, Big Boss's voice resounded.

That voice was like a Demon tempting someone to fall into darkness; in an instant, it made Li Er spellbound.

He slowly turned his head, swallowing his saliva.

「You, are you serious……」

「Of course I am serious, after all what you have to do is not only to become the Xubing of the Demon Race, but also to control her, making her your slave. 」

Big Boss continued to tempt him: 「This is an opportunity to change your life, really not planning to consider it? Promotion and ennoblement, all in a single thought. 」

「I……」Li Er stared fixedly at Big Boss; after a few seconds, he crawled back in humiliation: 「Subject, is willing to give it a try! 」

Waa waa waa.

I didn't want it to be like this either.

But what he gave was really too much! 「Good Child. 」Big Boss smiled, taking out two Relics he had previously looted from his bosom: 「Then next, I will tell you my plan. 」

These two Relics were precisely【Death Mouse Trap (Legendary): 【A Mouse Trap with powerful confinement Ability/Capability, can ignore the enemy's Dragon's Rank, inflicting 3 seconds of confinement on the enemy.】

【Cost: Since it ignores Dragon's Rank, it means that for Ordinary People, it can only confine them for 3 seconds. Additionally, when the target is confined, the user will also be confined.】

The other one was【Hidden Poison (Epic):

【Poison applied externally, ignores the target's Dragon's Rank, causing the target to continuously take damage until death】

【Cost: When used, whether user or target, both will feel unprecedented pain; Simultaneously/Also, this Poison must be attached to the target's body surface for three seconds before it can take effect.】

「His Majesty, you, you plan to use these for what? 」Li Er looked at these two Relics in confusion.

These two things were truly rather tasteless.

And besides, he was dating Bao Bao Zi, what did he need this thing for?

「Very simple. 」Big Boss smiled warmly and brightly: 「I am planning to poison Bao Bao Zi Miss, but I can't find a way in. 」

「And your appearance just gave me an Opportunity! 」

「Since you are already destined for Nan Chao, then make a contribution, Li Er! 」

「Please stuff that Mouse Trap and Poison both up your ass! 」

「That way, you can make Bao Bao Zi Miss feel true pain! 」

Li Er:

Chapter Complete

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