Chapter 231

"Have your best friend come find me."

After saying this, Li Cheng hung up the call.

He looked at the unconscious Tifeng's mother, then at the cultivation dishes around, always feeling this place had a strange sense of familiarity.

The layout of this place, he seemed to have seen it somewhere.

But, it also didn't seem like a place he himself had been to.

"Hahaha!" Just then, a cat's wild laughter suddenly came from behind him.

Turning his head, he saw Lilith Cat floating in half air, hands clasped together, looking like she was cultivating: "Li Cheng, I am indeed a genius!"

"I've advanced! I'm Fourth Rank!"

"Oh? Finally promoted..." Li Cheng raised an eyebrow.

Actually, Lilith had been stuck at Level 39 for a long time, yet never promoted.

Li Cheng originally thought it was because this GM's skin-suit talent wasn't enough, so cultivation speed was slow.

Now it seems, it was just that her brain was full of slacking-off thoughts, so she couldn't advance.

Just now she received stimulation, not wanting to use a lifetime of cat skin-suit afterwards, she immediately succeeded in promotion.

"Hahaha, I am a genius meow! Li Cheng, I'm already Fourth Rank, while you're still Third Rank, I'm stronger than you, you know? You must respect me well from now on, address me as Lilith Adult, understand!"

Lilith Cat excitedly wagged her tail, showing off in front of Li Cheng.

And Li Cheng just looked at her indifferently, not speaking lightly.

"Why aren't you speaking, are you scared by my cultivation speed? Hehe, know my might now!" The cloth doll cat akimbo: "My Lilith reaching today relies entirely on my own sweat and effort!"

Li Cheng: "Yes yes yes."

Lilith: "Has absolutely nothing to do with your 20x King's Fist cultivation location."

Li Cheng: "Ah right right right."

Lilith: "You must serve me well from now on, give me massages, sing to me, and call me Lilith Goddess every day!"

Li Cheng: "Mhm mhm mhm."

Strange... Lilith spoke halfway, feeling something was off.

This defying heaven thing, usually isn't this easy to talk to, how come today he doesn't retort me at all?

She doubtfully turned her head, looking at Li Cheng.

The next moment, she discovered a message came on her Savior's Handbook.

【Your Savior Li Cheng has reached Level 40, please issue new rewards for him.】

What thing?

"You, you're also Level 40?" Lilith widened her cat eyes.

"Mhm." Li Cheng nodded.

"No, when did you cultivate? Don't you have a level lock?" Lilith was dumbfounded: "Aren't you currently max Level 30?"

"This... My Li Cheng having today, relies on nothing else." Li Cheng patted the cloth doll cat's head: "Relies, entirely on your sweat and effort ah, Lilith!"

"Ah?" Lilith's pupils amplified, only then realizing she and Li Cheng were connected together.

She levels up, he follows and levels up.

No wonder, no wonder he always urged her to cultivate.

Thought he wanted her to hurry, achieve Demigod, restore human form.

Didn't expect, he just wanted her to work, be that working cat ah! And he, be that Li Cheng Master who should be hung on a lamp post ah!! "You, you this rising Dong Xi, I'll bite you to death! I'll bite you to death!!" Lilith Cat furious, wildly scratching in half air.

But held by the head by Li Cheng, she was helpless.

"Alright alright, I'm also for our two's interests, think, you cultivate fast, I clear fast, I clear fast and even got hidden ending, your year-end bonus is high."

"Round off, isn't it you profited?"

Li Cheng coaxed.

"I profited?"

"Mhm~"

"How do I feel..."

"Alright, hurry take out the abstract ability, I want to see what you'll give me this time!" Li Cheng fly rubbing hands.

"..." Lilith thought half day, still felt something was wrong.

But regardless, now indeed should give new ability to Li Cheng.

She pressed claw on Savior's Handbook.

Three scrolls, appeared in front of Li Cheng.

【That Year I Hands In Pockets, Didn't Know What Is Opponent: This is a body technique from Savior Goddess World, when you put both hands in pockets, you gain advanced infinite dodge ability, your body will dodge enemy attacks on its own. Activation of this ability consumes your life force or resources related to life force.】

"Ultra Instinct? Interesting ability." Li Cheng said looking at next one.

【Clown Is Me: This is a transformation spell from Savior Goddess World, after use transforms into clown, causes others to laugh wildly, spiritually pollutes others, activation consumes your life force or resources related to life force.】

"How come it's life force again? Your Goddess Race fights, relies on paying life?" Li Cheng frowned.

"Hehe." Lilith coldly laughed.

Otherwise, how would these abilities be treated as trash, thrown into trash yard?

【See You Again: This ability is a transformation method from Savior Goddess World, can transform into what the target most wants to see at this moment, but does not possess abilities of transformed thing, once transformation activates cannot stop self, lasts 12 hours then effect disappears. This ability activation only effective on single target, and no consumption.】

"This is truly a strange ability ah." Li Cheng exclaimed.

This time's three abstract abilities, all count as relatively useful abilities, he propped chin, started thinking which to choose.

Honestly, first Ultra Instinct, absolutely powerful ability, auto-dodge this skill, placed in any game, is bug among bugs.

But limitation exists, must put hands in pockets, this means while others can't hit you, you also can't hit others.

"But not necessarily; the key depends on how this pocket is defined — if it only requires inserting into the pocket……"

Li Cheng thought for a moment, then looked at the second one — Joker is Me, also Abstract.

Seemingly useless, yet it is a sustained interrupt skill, able to forcibly invalidate all chanting spells.

No, not necessarily chanting spells; no matter what level of enemy, they absolutely cannot maintain combat power while laughing maniacally, right?

Unless he is one of the Uchiha Three Laughing Masters……

As for that last item 【See You Again】, this thing is even more useful.

In others' hands, Li Cheng doesn't know, but if it's in his hands, it would absolutely become the bug among bug skills.

He could play this thing into a masterpiece.

"Hmm, which one should I choose?" — On the other side, Li Cheng finished a sentence and slipped away.

This left Liu Li with a shattered mindset and the Abyssal Eye Witch with a deathly pale face in a miserable state.

The cleaver in Liu Li's hand had already changed from a forward grip to a reverse grip.

She bowed her head, eyes hidden in darkness, emotion not clear.

"Hehe, my husband, wants you to come over for a bit, Xiao Ye."

A ghostly voice entered the Abyssal Eye Witch's ears; she stiffened violently like a cat with its fur standing on end.

"He, hehe, your husband is amazing, oh no, your husband sure knows how to joke."

The Abyssal Eye Witch covered her mouth, smiling forcedly: "I don't even know him, why would he want me to come over?"

Slash! Before she finished speaking, the cleaver flashed past her hair strands.

She stiffly turned her head, only to see a demon fly nailed dead to the Wall.

"Oh my, sorry about that, saw a fly chasing the scent and I just couldn't control my hand~"

Liu Li lifted her head, revealing a kindly smile: "Xiao Ye, I didn't scare you, did I?"

"No, none." The Abyssal Eye Witch's smile grew even stiffer.

That's killing a fly? You clearly want to kill me like a fly, right?

I don't even dare expose you, wuwuwu.

"Hehe, how could that be, how could you think that of me?" Liu Li pulled out two more cleavers from somewhere, one in each hand, staggering toward the Abyssal Eye Witch.

The smile on her face grew ever kinder, her voice full of respect and care for the dead.

"My good best friend, next year today I'll bring the best wine you drink most to worship you."

"Calm down a bit, Liu Li, calm down, I don't drink, oh no, nothing happened between me and your husband at all!"

The Abyssal Eye Witch retreated step by step until she could retreat no further; her juicy buttocks slammed hard against the Wall.

Cold sweat streamed down; she felt her panties were about to soak through.

"Ah la la, that means I wrongly blamed you? I wrongly blamed my Liu Li?"

Liu Li advanced step by step, rising on her heels; her beautiful toes freshly painted with black nail polish stepped on the soft carpet, elegant as a cheetah before the hunt.

"That's natural……"

The Abyssal Eye Witch was about to say "that's natural," but suddenly remembered Li Cheng earlier sucking blood from her thigh.

Also helped her take off clothes, wiped medicine on her thigh.

At once, the Abyssal Eye Witch's face turned red.

And this posture, naturally couldn't escape Liu Li's notice.

The Downhead Dragon Daughter's dual pupils instantly ignited with deep blue flames.

Correct, flames in the physical meaning.

As Liu Li's good best friend, the Abyssal Eye Witch saw at a glance — this goods truly moved killing intent.

"Hey hey hey, you're serious? Liu Li, don't go too far, we're at least best friends for a lifetime, you doing this—— ah!"

The Abyssal Eye Witch had only spoken halfway when she suddenly sidestepped violently.

The spot she just stood in was already pierced by two cleavers.

Liu Li's face was full of coldness; every finger gap clamped a cleaver: "Hehe, people say guard against fire, guard against theft, guard against best friends; I didn't believe it before, now I do!"

"Xiao Ye, don't run, it'll be quick, quick and it won't hurt!"

"Ah ah ah, I won't hurt my **** ass!! Whoever doesn't run is an idiot!" The Abyssal Eye Witch didn't hesitate a single bit, charging out of the room.

Because she was in the wrong to begin with, she didn't think of counterattacking, only wanted to hurry and escape this place of trouble.

But Liu Li completely didn't want to give her this opportunity.

Honestly, she's very angry right now, extremely angry, angry to the extreme.

This matter, and the Full Moon Queen's matter are completely different.

Speaking by timeline, the Full Moon Queen and Li Cheng happened before her and Li Cheng.

Her willingness to share Li Cheng with the Full Moon Queen was already a rare concession.

But the Abyssal Eye Witch is different; although this goods also lived a long time, her past life story was all told to Liu Li.

This goods absolutely has no past-life romance, and absolutely does not know Li Cheng! Meaning she necessarily only knew Li Cheng after she and Li Cheng married!

Even, she only knew Li Cheng because of her! Hateful woman, actually making a move on her best friend's man, such blatant betrayal……

You deserve to die! "Hand over your life! Yuan Ye, today I'll definitely kill you!" Liu Li roared in anger, Dragon Scales surfacing on her skin.

"Don't be like this, don't be like this!" The Abyssal Eye Witch leaped up and down, dodging cleavers Liu Li threw: "Didn't we agree, best friends for a lifetime?"

"From the moment you seduced my husband, we were no longer any best friends!" Liu Li dragon-chanted: "Yuan Ye, for the sake of old feelings, if you come over and die yourself, I can still give you a quick death."

"If you keep dodging, I'll stuff all your body's * full of ***, make you into Fiji Tragedy!"

"What filthy vocabulary! Liu Li, you're truly Downhead to the extreme!" The Abyssal Eye Witch's eyes widened, then suddenly thought of something: "Wait, if you make me into Fiji Tragedy…… wouldn't it still be for Li Cheng to use?"

"Ah?" Liu Li also froze.

Three seconds later, her roar amplified a hundredfold: "Yuan Ye!!!!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I just now spoke without my brain!!!" The Abyssal Eye Witch wanted to cry but had no tears, continuing to scramble up and down, directly rushing out of the room.

And Liuli also followed her rushing out.

Thus, the two women transformed into two meteors, soaring in the sky.

She flees, she chases, she cannot fly even with wings.

The students currently in Duel Class at Full Moon Academy saw it, all dumbfounded.

"What's going on, near the Academy, how could such powerful strength gather……"

"This is…… a Ninth Rank, a Tenth Rank?"

"Deploying such strong combat power, is it an Abyss Invasion?"

"Hateful, when will I be able to become this strong, join the battlefield they can enter……"

Full Moon Academy was clamorous beyond measure for a time.

These future pillars, no matter how they thought, could not imagine that these two peerless Strong Ones were struggling for a man.

And in the innermost room of the second-floor school building, Miss Ratania suddenly sat up.

"What noise, so loud? An earthquake?"

She smacked her lips twice, not feeling any danger, then lay back down.

"zzZ…… Big Boss, good disciple, hehe…… I was first, I was first……"

She sleep-talked again, and fell asleep.

Just like that, five minutes passed, and the two women finally flew out of the cloud layer.

The Abyssal Eye Witch rushing at the very front suddenly twisted her head, waving at Liuli: "Stop, stop, don't hit anymore!"

"Hehe, finally ready to die?" Liuli coldly laughed, gathering a storm in her hand, preparing to send her good best friend on her way.

"I mean, your husband called me over, there must be his reason! Be a little rational!"

"Lychee? You want me to take what lychee?" Liuli narrowed her eyes.

"No, sisters, do you think if your husband wanted to play with me…… oh, no, is to have an affair with me, ah, also no, anyway, if he just wanted to meet me, would he be this jump-face?" The Abyssal Eye Witch sweating profusely, patiently explaining:

"How could it not also be sneaky, not letting you discover it?"

"……" Liuli fell silent.

"Phew, looks like you finally calmed down……" The Abyssal Eye Witch seeing her like this, also breathed a sigh of relief: "Actually, this matter——"

Her words not yet finished, Liuli roared again: "You actually still want to be sneaky! You deserve to die!"

Abyssal Eye Witch: "6."

"Liuli, you this downhead woman, I can't explain clearly to you, this is you forcing me!" The Abyssal Eye Witch's eyes narrowed, the power on her body suddenly gathering.

"Hehe, finally showing your chicken feet ah, you this slutty fox." Liuli coldly laughed, the storm about to descend.

The next instant, the Abyssal Eye Witch vanished into thin air, and when she appeared again, she was already in front of Liuli's eyes, face full of solemnity and seriousness, hand still grasping something.

Immediately after,

She slashed a bow, roaring: "Sorry, Adult Liuli, me and your husband are really innocent, believe me, believe me! I have evidence, I have evidence!"

Speaking, she raised the thing in her hand.

That was an eyeball.

Liuli was startled, secretly thinking it strange.

She herself had already advanced to Tenth Rank, how could she still not keep up with Yan Eye's speed.

Isn't she only Ninth Rank?

She half-believing half-doubting grasped that eyeball: "This is?"

"It's that night's recording, me and your husband just spent one night together, oh no, were together one night, also not right, ah ah ah, anxiety killing me, anyway, anyway we are innocent, you watch and you'll know!"

"Hmph." Liuli looked at her again, only then grasping that eyeball.

A series of fragmented screens surged into her mind.

After Liuli finished watching, she was thoughtful.

"So, you impersonated a man, and used the alias Xiu Si Da Er, got to know my husband?"

"Right." The Abyssal Eye Witch hurriedly nodded.

"You two spent an evening, but always addressed each other as brothers, and nothing crossing the line happened?"

"Ah right." The Abyssal Eye Witch continued nodding.

"Hmm, this evening, my husband also for the sake of saving you, dueled that group of mythical creatures called Disaster Wolves?"

"Ah right right right." The Abyssal Eye Witch nodded again and again.

"So, you then gave him your heart in secret, impatiently wanting to climb into his bed?"

"Ah right right right, sister you're too right…… not right!" The Abyssal Eye Witch reacted: "When did I want to climb into his bed, brothers, we are brothers!"

"Hehe, brothers?" Liuli angry to the point of laughter: "Yan Ye, did you forget, the question I asked you back then?"

"Question, what question?"

"I asked you back then, do you have someone you like, what's their name, did you forget?" Liuli raised her head, the surrounding storm growing more and more terrifying.

"Uh, I remember……" The Abyssal Eye Witch murmured.

"Yeah, you remembered…… your answer back then, was Mu, right?" Liuli slowly lowered her head, eyes meeting hers: "And that night, the alias Big Boss told you……"

"Was Mu, right?"

"I……"

Just an instant, the Abyssal Eye Witch's face lost all color.

She was like a shaved mother dog, dejected.

Half a minute later, she pursed her lips, swept up her silver long hair, revealing her fair neck, and choked out:

"I was wrong, Sister Liuli."

"I'm sorry to you……"

"Go ahead."

"Please be quick, try to make it painless……"

Liuli raised her hand, aiming at that fair neck, watching Yuan Ye with eyes tightly shut, her pretty face frowning without stop.

Just like that nearly a minute passed before she lowered her hand, sighing: "Forget it, back then you didn't know he was my husband, ignorance is no crime."

"Ah……" Abyssal Eye Witch opened her eyes, pupils flickering: "Sister Liuli, you…… are willing to accept me?"

"Hehe, if you want to die, just say so."

Abyssal Eye Witch: "……"

"Hehehe." Liuli hummed twice, her anger now mostly gone.

People are always compromising; if you directly say you want to open the window, someone will disagree.

But if you say you want to smash the house, someone will persuade you that opening the window will do.

In the matter of Abyssal Eye Witch, this theory was displayed to the fullest.

If directly telling Liuli that Yuan Ye likes Big Boss, she would surely be furious to death, fighting Yuan Ye to the death.

But now, Liuli thought, that little bitch Abyssal Eye Witch had already hooked up with her Adult, so she was angry enough.

As it turned out, this was just a misunderstanding, just Yuan Ye's unrequited love afterward, so she wasn't that angry anymore.

'My Adult is such an excellent man, all the women in the world should like him!'

'But but but, he's a man you can't get.'

'Big Boss, only I deserve to possess him!'

Oh, and that bad woman with the dual-bed personality…… thinking of this, Liuli's face fell again.

On the other side, Abyssal Eye Witch watched Liuli's face be happy one moment and dejected the next, unconsciously swallowing her saliva.

They say after falling in love, women become neurotic.

Could it be true? But no matter what, I shouldn't have to die, right?

Nor be made into a Fiji tragedy……

Uh, why am I still a bit disappointed……

What the hell are you disappointed about, that's your best friend's man, your best friend's!

Wake up, you can't betray your best friend.

Abyssal Eye Witch thought, patting her face.

"Hmph, Xiao Ye, since things are like this, I won't make things hard for you either." Liuli hummed again, intimately taking her good best friend's hand:

"If you had explained clearly earlier, we wouldn't have developed like this!"

Abyssal Eye Witch: "……"

She tried to pull her hand out, but it was futile.

"Then, Xiao Ye, I'll ask you, do you still like my husband now?"

Yuan Ye hurriedly shook his head: "Don't like anymore, really don't like anymore."

"Hehe, actually you can like him, really." Liuli smiled: "My Big Boss is so excellent, it's only natural for you to like him."

Stop probing, Sister, stop probing, I beg you…… Yuan Ye had bitterness he couldn't speak: "Heh, hehe, Sister Liuli, since I knew he is your boyfriend, I haven't had a single thought about him, I swear."

"Hehe, is it that there isn't, or that you dare not?" Liuli narrowed her eyes.

"……" Yuan Ye sweated profusely, unable to answer for a moment.

"Hehe, I was joking with you, look how scared you are." Liuli smiled and held her hand: "But anyway, I was originally thinking, if you really like my Big Boss, I'd let her favor you once, leaving you some beautiful memories."

Still probing, still probing, you vinegar jar, if you could allow this kind of thing to happen, there'd be a ghost! Abyssal Eye Witch's mouth corner pulled: "Sister Liuli, I'm not interested in this kind of thing, you and Big Boss must be good, well, I am a firm Process Faction!"

"Process Pairing? What does that mean?" Liuli asked curiously.

"Liuli and Big Boss, isn't that Liu Cheng Pairing!" Abyssal Eye Witch explained.

"Oh? Hehehe, good, very good!" Liuli was delighted: "With your words, I'm relieved, well, then about going to the Abyss to help my Big Boss……"

"I'm not going, whoever loves to go can go, I absolutely won't betray you, Sister Liuli!" "That won't do, my Big Boss has serious business to find you for, if you don't go, delaying his matters, what then?" Liuli was dissatisfied.

Probing again, still probing……

Abyssal Eye Witch almost cried: "Then…… then what to do?"

"I don't know, then what to do……" Liuli looked up and down at her good best friend: "You going isn't right, not going isn't right either……"

As expected, she still doesn't trust me……

Abyssal Eye Witch sighed inwardly.

Actually, Liuli's mood, Yuan Ye could completely understand.

Putting herself in the other's place, if she and Big Boss were together, and Liuli went to find Big Boss, she would also feel very insecure.

After all, that was a great hero who worried for the country and people, placing all living beings first.

Such a man, which woman wouldn't love? But now, he is destined to have no fate with me…… Yuan Ye felt a pang of bitterness and regret.

What a pity, if they had met earlier, she would surely use all her strength to chase Big Boss into her hands.

But now……

Since the two are destined but separated……

Still should think of a way to soothe Liuli's emotions……

But how to do it, to make Liuli believe that she won't tempt Big Boss? At this time, oaths might be the palest, most powerless things.

Abyssal Eye Witch and Liuli looked at each other.

Although nothing was explicitly said, at this moment their thoughts had reached a high degree of unity—how to ensure Big Boss wouldn't be tempted and fall in love with Yuan Ye?

"How about you ruin your looks?" Liuli blinked her eyes: "Hmm... don't worry, after things are over, I'll cure you."

Abyssal Eye Witch: "(°°)"

No, sister, isn't this a bit too extreme?

You definitely want to take public revenge on a private grudge, right? You're not even trying to hide it anymore?

But, ruining one's looks...

The Abyssal Eye Witch's eyes lit up, and she pointed a finger at the sky: "Ah, I've got it!" — "Are you sure this will really work?"

"Don't worry, witches are special beings; as long as there's a coordinate, entering the Abyss is still no problem."

"That's not what I mean." Liuli shook her head: "I mean, your outfit..."

"Oh, you mean this..." The Abyssal Eye Witch smiled confidently, looking at the mirror beside her.

Only to see the girl in the mirror had already become a youth wearing noble clothes, with a head of gray short hair.

His features were delicate and frail, giving the feeling that one punch would make him cry for a long time.

"Don't worry, absolutely no problem." The Abyssal Eye Witch explained her great idea: "After seeing Big Boss, I'll tell him I'm actually a man, just with a cross-dressing fetish, so I disguised myself as a woman!"

"I recently recovered from my illness, so I've turned back into a boy."

"Your husband is a normal man, he definitely won't like boys."

"This way, I won't ruin your relationship!"

Liuli: "..."

Though I can't put my finger on what's strange, I just feel something is off.

"Don't worry, with my wonderful plan, we'll have no more worries!" The Abyssal Eye Witch grew more confident as she spoke.

Hahaha, to come up with such a wonderful plan! I indeed have the possibility of becoming a wise strategist of the world! "Then... fine." Liuli patted her shoulder: "Anyway, be careful on the way, wait for you to come back."

"Okay." The Abyssal Eye Witch nodded, and in her heart looked down on Liuli 10086 times.

Heh, thinking I want to steal your husband, so I must be killed, making me do Fei Ji Bei.

Now that the danger is resolved, let me be careful on the way.

Hehe, a fickle woman.

But, this is also normal...

If it were me, I'd probably not be much better.

She patted her face again, and opened the teleportation gate leading to the Abyss.

"Then, hold to the bottom line, hold to the bottom line, absolutely cannot develop feelings for Big Boss..."

"Absolutely cannot!"

"He's my best friend's husband!"

"Yuan Ye, you must hold on!"

Thinking this, the Abyssal Eye Witch strode forward and entered the teleportation gate.

Behind the gate, Liuli stared at her back view gradually disappearing, always feeling like she was about to have her home stolen.

"It probably won't happen, her character, I can still trust."

"Mm."

After a wave of dizziness, the Abyssal Eye Witch appeared inside the treasure vault of the furious Father God.

"Hold to the bottom line, hold to the bottom line, I can do it, I can do it."

Muttering to herself and opening her eyes, Big Boss's handsome face entered her field of vision.

"Hiss..."

The Abyssal Eye Witch sucked in a breath of cold air, her cheeks instantly turned red.

Damn, he's so handsome...

No, what are you thinking! Yuan Ye! You can't do this, you can't do this, this is your best friend's husband!

She hurriedly shook her head like a rattle drum.

"Hehe, this heaven-defying thing, what heaven-defying operation is it going to pull this time?" Lilith Cat floated to Big Boss's side, licking her own claw.

And Big Boss opposite her, upon seeing her outfit, also laughed.

Last time impersonating Xiu Si Da Er, this time impersonating another man.

This Abyssal Eye Witch, why does she like to go out in the posture of a boy so much? And, her face is red like a bubble tea pot, is she thinking of something unclean?

Big Boss pretended to look like he was facing a great enemy: "Hey, who are you, where is the Abyssal Eye Witch?"

"Ah! Cough cough." Yuan Ye coughed once, suppressing the embarrassment in her heart: "Big Boss, I am the Abyssal Eye Witch, your wife's good best friend!"

"Then why do you pretend to look like a man?" Big Boss frowned.

"Hehehe, actually I'm not pretending to look like a man, but I was originally a man!" The Abyssal Eye Witch began her great performance.

She put her hands on her waist, full of confidence: "I used to have a cross-dressing fetish, always liking to pretend to be a woman! But now, with increasing age, I have overcome this quirk, and go out in my original appearance!"

"As you can see, this appearance now is my true form!"

I believe your ghost head... Big Boss's mouth corner twitched: "Uh, you mean, you're a man?"

The Abyssal Eye Witch nodded: "Right."

Big Boss doubtful: "Then why do you call yourself a witch?"

The Abyssal Eye Witch's expression froze, oh no, I forgot about this...

But this Length-Nurturing Witch is indeed a heaven-defying thing, her eyeballs spun around, and she hummed lightly saying: "Big Boss, this is your mistake."

"Who stipulated that a witch must be a woman? On what basis do you assume the gender of a witch?"

"I am the Abyssal Eye Witch, I'm just a Male Witch!"

Yuan Ye said while recalling what his mother had told him.

She said his father was a Male Witch, and a very powerful one at that.

Mom wouldn't lie, so Male Witches must exist! Big Boss: "……"

He had originally just been in a playful mood, wanting to tease this witch, but upon hearing the three words "Male Witch," he instantly flared up.

Bad memories surged into his mind.

He narrowed his eyes: "Hehe, Abyssal Eye Witch little... brother, is your surname Wang?"

"I'm not a little brother; judging by age, I could be your older brother at least!" The Abyssal Eye Witch stood with hands behind her back: "And I don't have the surname Wang! Why do you say my surname is Wang?"

"Hehe, you're a man, usually disguising yourself as a woman, hiding by my wife's side, and even becoming best friends with her..."

Big Boss walked toward her slowly, releasing Killing Intent as he walked: "You say you don't have the surname Wang, who would believe?!"

Damn, I forgot about that!

The Abyssal Eye Witch instantly Sweated Profusely.

It's over, it's over, this can't be cleared up now...

Damn, you two as a couple, how are your Brain Circuits so Defying Heaven! You really aren't leaving any way out for this Normal Person! The Abyssal Eye Witch was Nervous to the point her little toe curled up.

She knew if this matter wasn't handled well, the ones with problems wouldn't be her and Liuli.

But would become Liuli and Big Boss.

No, absolutely cannot ruin their marital relationship! At the critical moment, Yuan Ye came up with a clever idea, his eyes rolled: "Big Boss, you don't know this, actually, besides having a Cross-dressing Fetish and liking to dress as a woman, I have another unknown hobby!"

"What hobby?" Big Boss asked Doubtfully.

"Actually... I'm also a Nan Tong Tong!" The Abyssal Eye Witch confidently put her hands on her Waist.

"Pfft..." Lilith, Eating Melon on the side, directly spat out a mouthful of water.

What Thing is this? Are you also a Furious Father God?

But the Abyssal Eye Witch got more and more worked up: "Correct, although I'm a Male Witch, I have a Cross-dressing Fetish, and I'm also a Homosexual, so I usually like to wear Female Attire and date boys on Appointments, I know, this is an XP not accepted by common sense, uh, Big Boss..."

"You won't look down on me, right?"

"Defying Heaven, truly Defying Heaven." Lilith Cat wiped her mouth, then used her Claw to pick up the Red Tea, taking a small sip.

Heh, the current me is already immune to all poisons, absolutely won't be killed by these Defying Heaven things again!

"Oh, I see~ Don't worry, I don't have gender discrimination, even if your gender is Armed Flame, I will still maintain respect." Big Boss nodded, then changed the subject, asking Doubtfully: "Then do you usually pee standing or Squatting?"

"Pfft pfft..." Lilith Cat spat out a mouthful of water again.

No, Brothers, how did you come up with such a Defying Heaven question! Is your Brain Circuit really a Normal Person's Brain Circuit?

What Thing did I actually Summon!

"Ah? You, you, you this question is quite sharp..." The Abyssal Eye Witch's mindset was about to explode.

She had lived this long and had never been asked such a Defying Heaven question.

Instantly her face turned red, she stammered, unable to speak.

"What's wrong, Brother, why aren't you speaking?" Big Boss raised his eyebrows, and put an arm around her Shoulder: "Could it be, you're lying to me?"

"I, how could I lie to you!" Being put an arm around the Shoulder, Yuan Ye only felt his Whole Body go numb like an electric shock: "I, I am Hundred Percent telling the truth!"

"Then are you Squatting or standing?"

"I, I..." The Abyssal Eye Witch only felt herself falling into a Contradiction.

If she said Squatting, that would prove she is a woman, then she would be letting down Liuli.

But if she said standing, that would prove he is a pure man, then it would make Big Boss suspicious, suspecting himself is Neighbor Old Wang.

Hateful, this problem, I can't do it, I can't do it!!! "Say something!"

"I, I..."

"Hurry up, why are you so fussy?"

"I am, I am, I am..." The Abyssal Eye Witch took a Deep Breath, gave up: "I am half Squatting, Big Boss! Half Squatting!"

"Damn, Awesome!" Big Boss immediately gave a thumbs up, then pulled out a Bowl from somewhere: "Show me!"

Yuan Ye:? Not a bit, she: No, Brothers, what did you say? You want me to show you?

Show what? Show that I'm half Squatting peeing?

You, you, you...

You don't bully people too much! You can't be like this!

"Hurry up, show me! I want to see, whether you are Neighbor Old Wang or not!" Big Boss hummed softly, gripping Yuan Ye's Shoulder tightly.

And Yuan Ye's Whole Body went soft, his feet felt weak, his whole person was not well.

Listening to the urging beside her ear, she only felt, the thing called Integrity, was getting farther and farther from her Own Body.

Looking at the shiny large Bowl, she didn't know where to start.

If she gave up now, all the Effort just now would be wasted.

If she continued now, then in this world, Afraid there would be nothing worth her lingering for.

At this moment, the Abyssal Eye Witch remembered, one day ago, the novel she saw on Sunshine Daily.

The novel was called "About the Unambitious Master and the Overly Ambitious Disciple Falling in Love."

Inside there was such a sentence—

"To pee, or not to pee, that is a question."

When seeing this sentence at that time, the Abyssal Eye Witch only felt the person who wrote this novel had a Disease in their Brain.

But at this moment, just like that time then, she instantly felt the same as that author.

I see,

It turns out this is such a philosophically rich topic.

Teacher Tata, your talent is unparalleled, unseen since ancient times!

Forget it, forget it—if I don't enter Hell, who will?

Since it's for the happiness of three people, then I'll do it! The Abyssal Eye Witch closed her eyes, feeling herself enter a mysterious state, as if everything in the world had nothing more to do with her.

Her thoughts spread from the Big Bang of the universe to the origin of species, and from the origin of species to the suffering of all living beings under heaven.

She comprehended it all.

Opening her eyes again, her gaze held neither joy nor sorrow; she suddenly seized the bright, gleaming large bowl.

Yuan Ye said softly: "I'll just pee."

Big Boss: "!!!"

He never expected this heaven-defying thing to actually agree to such a thing, and was completely confused.

If she really peed right in front of him...

Lilith would surely kill this pair of dog lovers...

"No need, I already believe your resolve," Big Boss said hurriedly, about to snatch back the bright, gleaming large bowl.

Unexpectedly, Yuan Ye's hand gripped it like iron tongs: "No, I disagree—I must pee!"

"No need, truly no need!" Big Boss struggled to take it.

"Must pee." Yuan Ye snatched it back again.

"No need to pee!" Big Boss snatched it.

"Must pee!" Yuan Ye took it.

"Not peeing!"

"Peeing!"

"No!"

"!"

And so, the two began continuously snatching that bright, gleaming large bowl.

The Lilith Cat was completely stunned.

What, this is truly an excellent matching mechanism.

To actually put these two crouching dragons and young phoenixes together.

"Heaven-defying, truly too heaven-defying!" Lilith muttered, her cat eyes suddenly widening: "Hey hey hey, that Yuan Ye, you're cheating—how can you hide the bowl in your pants!"

Just then, from the depths of the Treasure Vault came a crackling electric sound and heavy footsteps.

The two heaven-defying things snatching the bowl instantly stopped, exchanged a glance, and quickly found a shadow to hide in.

"There's someone else in here?"

The Abyssal Eye Witch gave Big Boss a look.

"I don't know."

Big Boss gave her a look in return.

The footsteps drew nearer, and the two heaven-defying things finally saw the newcomer's appearance.

The newcomer was a middle-aged man, but his ears were unlike ordinary humans—one side was an Elf's pointed ear; he wore a white robe, on which clung something liquid, like metal, and he wore a single-lens eyeglass on his face.

Big Boss had seen that white robe before.

In Regina's memory.

Back then, Ling Wang, to let that pair of twin sisters gain the power of the Fearful Evil God, conducted an experiment.

All the researchers present wore such robes.

"Kill or not?"

The Abyssal Eye Witch elbowed Big Boss, making a throat-slitting gesture.

Big Boss thought for a moment, then shook his head.

This seems to be a new plot; worth watching.

"Yes, Father God Sir, rest assured, I can wake that woman up," the middle-aged man said, holding a Sound Transmission Talisman.

And on the other end of the Sound Transmission Talisman, no need to guess—it was him.

"Hmm, that is my important subordinate Tifeng's... relative," the voice of the Furious Father God came: "If you can wake her, I will return your relative to your side."

"Then I thank Father God Sir," the middle-aged man pushed his glasses: "Hmm, besides that, I want one more thing."

The Furious Father God fell silent.

A full thirty seconds passed before he spoke softly: "Fine, if you can save her, I'll release that Elf girl for you to study. But you only have one hour."

Elf girl? Big Boss had no expression.

He must mean Lei Ha Na, right? Indeed, this white-robed man is connected to the Elf Race...

"One hour is enough; I only need to confirm a few things, hehe."

"Hmm, then hurry and do it, ****(M23 World Language)." The Furious Father God continued: "By the way, I have a Divine General named Nu Bao, who is also inside the Treasure Vault. Your laboratory door is sealed, right?"

"Hehe, rest assured, of course it's sealed."

The middle-aged man smiled at the wide-open laboratory door; for some reason, he seemed to intentionally or unintentionally glance at where Big Boss and the Abyssal Eye Witch were hiding.

"Hmm, good."

The call ended.

The next second.

Big Boss and the Abyssal Eye Witch had already jumped out from the shadows.

The two did not hesitate in the slightest, launching killing moves at that man.

The Enraged Father God demanded this middle-aged man shut the laboratory door, yet when Li Cheng entered, the door stood wide open, as if welcoming guests.

Excluding the possibility that this middle-aged man was an idiot, the only answer obtainable was — this place is a trap.

He deliberately lured Li Cheng here.

Since that is the case, strike first to gain the upper hand; before his plan takes shape, kill him! In the center of Li Cheng's eyes, wing-like patterns had already emerged — that was the weakened version of the Death Witch's 【Direct Death Magic Eye】.

Countless threads intertwined, converging into one focal point after another; those were this middle-aged man's weaknesses.

【Dragon Language Magic: All Things Decree of Words (Legend)】 activated! 【Expending Spiritual Power as the price, you can form a face on all things, share that face's Visual, and also Communicate with that face; duration depends on the Spiritual Power expended.】

Upon those intersections, one twisted, bizarre face after another grew out, their Sanity Loss level comparable to Cthulhu Mythos.

"Attack those faces!" Li Cheng shouted.

And the Abyssal Eye Witch also had no doubt whatsoever; the Abyss Blade was already gripped in her hand.

And her figure, as if teleporting, closed in on that middle-aged man.

Blade light radiated in all directions; in less than a second, she had already slashed out several dozen cuts.

Every cut landed above those faces.

Flesh was sliced open, erupting like patina, and that middle-aged man also let out a miserable howl, falling onto the floor.

His body rotted in an instant, losing the luster of life.

"Is he done for?" Lilith Cat poked her head out from behind Li Cheng's shoulder.

"I think it won't be that easy." Li Cheng flashed aside, dodging an attack from behind.

He subconsciously curled a crooked mouth evil smile, and gathered 【Fireball Technique · Father-Sorrower】 and 【Cutting Technique·Invisible Blade】 in his palm, yet discovered those usually effortless magics failed to activate.

"Hehe, looks like you've sensed it too, Enraged Divine General."

Liquid metal slowly crawled out from the floor's cracks, converging into that middle-aged man's appearance.

He pushed up his single-frame glasses, and performed an elegant noble etiquette toward Li Cheng:

"Hehe, just as you see, all Spiritual Power within this Treasure Vault has been emptied by me at this very moment."

"This is precisely my Abyss Divine Artifact — Abyss Divine Artifact: Suffocation Stone."

"Then, are you ready? Enraged Divine General, and that Witch lady, ready to become my experimental subjects?"

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