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Chapter 244: Today, my baby Big Boss is about to be born!

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Five days later.

Wrathful Father God Territory, center Jin Lin.

The disguised reborn witch appeared in the forest.

The mask on her face had several cracks, and several small wounds had been added to her cheeks.

Even her black tight-fitting clothes were covered in dust, as if she had experienced a long battle.

Behind her, a monster with a big belly, secreting dirty mucus all over its body, and growing sharp dragon's scales was wriggling, chasing her.

"Hehe, don't run, don't run, come here, stay here, I will let you know the truth, I will let you know the true appearance of this Wrath Father God Domain!"

"Stay, stay, with me, the truth, I give you the truth, hehe."

"Relentlessly pursuing a lady is not something a gentleman should do." The reborn witch took a deep breath and rushed toward the northwest Hengshui Camp direction: "Damn it, that woman You Fei didn't even tell me that there are such disgusting things existing inside this Father God Territory."

She should have already arrived at Hengshui Camp long ago, met with the True Mother Goddess, and started Li Cheng's buy-off task.

But who would have expected that as soon as she entered Wrath Territory, she was entangled by this disgusting monster, fighting all the way, delaying for a long time on the road.

"Well, no matter what, let's shake this thing off first."

She let out a low hum, her eyes full of coldness.

……

On the other side, inside Hengshui First Camp.

The army of Wrathful Father God Territory had already assembled completely.

The entire northwest army, under the wise guidance of Principal Li Cheng, tempered their will—referring to running with twins in their bellies.

Under the meticulous torture of Pink Hair's birth, they studied knowledge—referring to dissecting each other after running to understand the Demon Race body structure.

With the enthusiastic help of Golden Hair's birth, they fought tenaciously—referring to after dissecting the body, they had to sleep on electrified connected beds; as long as the bed board went bang once, all the demons in the room would be shocked and cry out.

After the three's unworthy efforts, this great army finally took shape,

that showy appearance, one look and it was an invincible strong army.

Wrath Father God stood on the chairman's platform of Hengshui First Camp, scanning his own soldiers.

Each one was scantily clad, wearing only a pair of white triangle underwear;

Each one had a big belly, some demons' intestines dragging outside;

Each one faced their eyes, looking like big smart people.

There were also several small leader-like demons who, on the basis of public lou, put on capes printed with Wrath Father God's big headshot, wearing smiles like Da Laoguo Ren on their faces.

One look and they were the most devout believers.

Very good, very spirited... my foot!

Wrath Father God looked with veins bulging, his whole body almost exploding with anger.

After all, I am one of the Abyss Seven Gods, why are my soldiers so abstract? Making me have no prestige at all...

Wrath Father God helplessly looked at Li Cheng beside him: "Nu Bao, are you sure you want the soldiers to go to the battlefield just like this?"

"Of course not." Li Cheng smiled shyly: "If they go to the battlefield like this, it can't show off the prestige of our Wrath Army at all!"

"Hoo... scared me." Wrath Father God muttered, thinking he had overthought it.

Nu Bao, such a heaven-defying genius, how could he let soldiers go to the battlefield like this?

It's not like they're doing some courage test event.

"Cough cough." Li Cheng coughed twice, clapped his hands: "Priest, step forward!"

"Present!" Mu Yi stepped out resolutely, standing at attention.

Behind him he also wore the same big headshot cape as Wrath Father God, wearing tight clothes on his body, and most outrageously, a pair of underwear printed with Wrath Father God's big headshot, worn over his tight clothes.

Seeing this scene, Wrath Father God suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Um, Nu Bao, tell me the truth, this—"

"All present!" Before he finished speaking, Mu shouted loudly: "Stand at attention!"

The originally loose demon soldiers immediately stood in neat square formations.

Mu looked at the soldiers he had raised himself, smiling with satisfaction:

"Now, armor and clothing!"

"Yes!"

The soldiers shouted in unison, then neatly took off their underwear, lightly pulled, letting the reverse side face up and the front face inward.

Wrath Father God then noticed that the inside of those underwear actually had his own big headshot printed on it.

Damn, what is this defying-heaven operation?

His mouth corner twitched as he looked at Mu, only to see Mu give him an "awesome, right?" expression.

As if asking for credit.

You TM turned my soldiers into this, and you still dare to ask for credit? Wrath Father God was furious, a bolt of lightning suddenly flashed behind his head.

Wait, that means, for so many days, my own face has always been with these demons' bird...

Damn it...

He was about to say something, but saw inside the Martial Arts Field, tens of thousands of demons stamped their feet simultaneously, shouting: "For the glory of Wrath Father God!"

Immediately, they put the taken-off triangle underwear on their heads.

Neat and tidy,

Tidy and neat,

Neat and tidy,

One look and they were that kind of obedience soldiers!

"I TM..."

The enraged Father God looked at the Demon Race wearing underwear printed with his own headshot patterns, playing bird exposure games, and wanted to blow them up completely.

He gritted his teeth in anger, making a hoarse sound from his throat: "BYD, what are you doing?"

"How can you say curse words?" Mu frowned, looking at the enraged Father God with dissatisfaction: "Saying curse words really affects your coolness."

"Where do I still have coolness?" The enraged Father God laughed in anger: "Priest, only for you do I feel it's necessary to move up the time a bit."

What he meant was refining Mu into spirit medicine to eat him.

Actually, the enraged Father God was quite patient with every subordinate; even if they were helpless, he wouldn't blame them more, and would give rewards and encouragement.

After all, in his view, these subordinates were fruits growing up, waiting for him to pick.

It was like a raising game, he bit by bit turned these Demon Race members into flavors he loved to eat.

But only for Mu, this heaven-defying thing, his patience was almost exhausted.

"Father God's Crown, I don't like hearing you say that." Mu coldly snorted: "As the saying goes, one day as a doctor, a lifetime as a father. Did you forget the surgery I did for you? Did you forget the tenderness on the operating table?"

"Go to hell, if you want to play, go to the front line together!"

The enraged Father God directly kicked Mu into the formation, then turned to look at Big Boss, narrowing his eyes: "Nu Bao, are you sure you want the soldiers to go to the battlefield like this?"

"Father God's Crown, you should see the essence through the problem." Big Boss said unhurriedly: "Didn't you notice? These soldiers are willing to wear such dirty underwear on their heads, what else do they not dare? This shows their bravery!"

The enraged Father God: "......"

"Such dirty things, just because of one command, they are willing to wear them, this shows their loyalty!"

The enraged Father God: "......"

"Not only this, before wearing this dirty thing, they were even willing to wear it on their bodies, wearing it for half a month without changing, this shows their toughness!"

The enraged Father God: "You TM say who is dirty and sloppy?"

Big Boss smiled a bit embarrassedly: "Father God's Crown, I said the underwear printed with your big head portrait is dirty and sloppy, I didn't say you on the underwear are dirty and sloppy."

The enraged Father God's veins bulged, he raised his foot, also wanting to kick Nu Bao into the formation, but in the end he forcibly stopped himself.

He narrowed his eyes, sizing up Big Boss.

He wasn't sure if this guy really thought soldiers dressing like this was reasonable, or intentionally wanted to anger him, so he would send him to the front line.

This wasn't the first time the enraged Father God couldn't see through Big Boss.

He called this phenomenon the divine and demonic duality of Divine General Nu Bao.

"Hah, it's fine, Nu Bao, you don't need to participate in today's total war." Coldly snorting, the enraged Father God stepped forward, patted Big Boss's shoulder:

"Among the secret arts I gave you a few days ago, there is a forbidden spell called Thunder Light Sword Guide. From today on, you should study it well."

"This forbidden spell is my cherished secret transmission; I give it to you so you can improve further in the future. You must not chill my heart."

"......" Hearing this, Big Boss hesitated for two seconds, putting on an embarrassed look: "Subject obeys the decree, Subject knows Your Majesty's painstaking efforts."

"Mm, very good. This Thunder Light Sword Guide is different from ordinary forbidden spells; when cultivating it, one must seal the five senses. I will cast the spell for you now, you go back to cultivate."

After speaking, the enraged Father God lightly pointed his finger, and completely stripped Big Boss's five senses.

Seeing Big Boss had no intention of resisting, he satisfiedly stroked his beard.

In the past few days, the enraged Father God carefully studied the previous defeat, and indeed found the place of disharmony.

The soldiers who participated in Dian Huo's surprise attack were all as if controlled by something, losing resistance.

The enraged Father God didn't know what controlled them, but he was very clear that controlling magic must be triggered through a medium.

Some used the word spirit art of language, some used the hypnosis art of vision......

No matter what, to control a person, at least you must have a connection with that person.

At this time, since suspecting Big Boss was the traitor, sealing his five senses so he wouldn't know any information related to the war situation was the simplest method to not let him interfere with the battle situation.

"Mm, Blood Rose, take Nu Bao down." The enraged Father God waved his hand.

The Third Princess who had been standing by the side stepped forward, supporting Big Boss, and took him back to the tent.

The enraged Father God satisfiedly stroked his beard.

Blood Rose and Big Boss didn't know each other, and besides owing him the grace of saving her life, and having her son in his hands, her loyalty was maxed out, completely no need to worry.

Moreover, after the five senses were sealed, even if Big Boss wanted to contact her, he completely couldn't.

The enraged Father God completely felt relieved, turned to look at Lu Yi: "Alright, my military advisor, the command of the large army is handed to you. Mm, by the way, let those idiot soldiers change into normal clothes!"

"Yes, Your Majesty." Lu Yi bowed with clasped hands, respectful on the surface, but his heart was surging with huge waves.

That Thunder Light Sword Guide was not an ordinary forbidden spell; it was said to be a powerful magic existing since the birth of the Abyss.

Ordinary people couldn't cultivate it, nor were they qualified to even see it.

I followed the Enraged One for so long and never got this magic, but unexpectedly, he actually bestowed it on Big Boss.

And bestowed it right in front of me.

Hehe, Father God's Crown, you are really generous to Divine General Nu Bao.

"Hehe, Lu Yi, isn't this move of mine not bad?" The enraged Father God stroked his beard, smiling pleasantly. His meaning was, this move of hard-controlling Big Boss, making him unable to participate in the decisive battle, wasn't it awesome.

But when it reached Lu Yi's ears, the flavor changed.

In these past five days, he had been seduced and tortured by Big Boss, incited with negative emotions; being able to hold on until now without becoming depraved was already extraordinary willpower.

But even if he could endure more, he had already reached his limit.

Hearing the Enraged One's words at this moment, he only felt his heart being ruthlessly tugged.

Father God's Crown, you really are good at calculating, figuring I wouldn't dare to rebel, so you slapped your face and opened big, huh? What a Enraged Father God, what a Enraged Father God.

"Hehe, Your Majesty's schemes are naturally excellent." He bowed with clasped hands.

"Hahaha, good good, compared to yours, mine is still a bit worse."

"Your Majesty, I will now lead the large army on expedition."

"Good, go, I wish you prosperous martial fortune."

Watching Lu Yi's back view walking away, the enraged Father God was extremely pleased.

Among all his subordinates, Lu Yi was the most useful one.

He was like a steward; as long as you entrusted him with matters, all that remained was to wait.

"You're so useful, how could I bear to eat you? I can only rewrite your memories again and again, making you work for me, hehe."

The Furious Father God laughed with his hands behind his back: "But precisely because I could never truly savor you, I cannot suppress my desire for you, Lu Yi."

"Hmm... I hope Nu Bao is as excellent a strategist as you; then you can rest easy, hehe."

Indeed, the Furious Father God did not directly kill Big Boss partly for this reason.

This fruit Lu Yi had already ripened; if left too long, it might spoil.

Replacing it with a fresh, unripe fruit to serve oneself was the more cost-effective choice.

Big Boss was that unripe fruit.

In his gaze, Lu Yi walked slowly, showing no flaw.

But in his mind, various strange yet familiar images flickered once more.

Bottle after bottle of magic potions, cry after cry of anguish, person after person he seemed to have seen but forgotten.

As Big Boss tempted him, those sealed memories reappeared bit by bit.

He exchanged a glance with the nameless Three Divine Generals beside him, mounted his horse, and waved his Long Sword toward the distance: "Gentlemen, follow me into battle!"

"Yes!"

The Demon Race army set out, heading for the Shadowlands.

Mu stood up with Karenina's support, rubbing his Buttocks: "Hmm, finally it's starting, Big Boss's plan."

"Yes, let these puppets dance to their heart's content in Li Cheng Brother's palm."

Beside Full Moon Double Output, Miss Regina in Knight armor rode a blue Husky one size larger than a bear, gripping her Knight's Spear tightly.

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On the other side, within Big Boss's Spirit World.

The Lilith Cat floated back and forth, looking Nervous.

"Big Boss, Big Boss, what do we do, what do we do?"

"Weren't you going to control the Dragon-Phoenix Twins to make those Demon Race rebels?"

"Now even your five senses are Sealed—this is troublesome!"

Big Boss ignored her, leisurely studying the Forbidden Spell called "Thunderlight Sword Guide."

To be honest, this magic from the ancient Abyss also existed in the PC Version.

It was a move with dazzlingly flamboyant moves bordering on chuunibyou, maxed-out special effects that dropped frames, and a performance taken to the extreme.

Only because the casting wind-up was too long did players call it a toy.

But in this version with extremely high freedom, it was indeed different.

"Draw heavenly thunder into the body, use the body as a sword, shred everything—it can make a Mortal stand shoulder to shoulder with gods; hmm, a powerful Ability/Capability."

"But the casting condition is that one must have Physical Quality above Rank 8 without Strengthening? Otherwise, one would be struck dead by the summoned lightning... truly a Defying Heaven Side Effect."

Big Boss raised his eyebrows somewhat speechlessly.

Due to Dragon Clan Bloodline, his Physical Quality was two ranks higher than his own strength; normally he was level 45, his Physical Quality was level 65, that is, Sixth Rank Fifth Stage.

For now, he still had No Way to use this powerful Forbidden Spell.

"Hey hey hey, Big Boss, aren't you Nervous? Your Scheme is about to fail!" Lilith floated to his side, glaring with hands on her Waist.

To be honest, a cat making such a gesture was really quite Cute.

Although in the Spirit World, Big Boss still couldn't help but pull her into his arms and ruffle her several times.

"Y-you, don't touch me randomly meow, c-c, Hateful! Let me go, Hateful Human Race!"

Lilith meowed Tsundere-ly, simultaneously extremely Resentful.

Damn it, when he was human, he didn't necessarily RUA me this much.

Was my peerless Beauty not as attractive as a cat's?

Wait, don't think about that; the urgent matter was the upcoming plan.

Lilith pushed hard at Big Boss's arm, wanting to break free from his embrace.

To be fair, at first Lilith simply did not believe Big Boss could kill the Furious Father God.

After all, this was a savior route not on the Savior's Handbook.

But staying by Big Boss's side, watching him prepare for so long, Lilith also felt Victory was right before her eyes.

And just at this juncture, such a thing happened—how could she not be anxious? "Hey, stop studying that Forbidden Spell, quickly think of a way!" Lilith exerted great effort and finally escaped from Big Boss's clutches.

She patted her chest: "If there's anything you need me to do, just say it; as long as it can help you turn the tide of battle, command me freely!"

"Hmm?" Big Boss raised his eyebrows, not expecting this stupid cat GM to be so compliant now.

Thus, he smiled with a Crooked mouth: "Fine, then I command you: let me RUA to my heart's content."

Saying so, he grabbed the Bu Du cat into his arms and began to ruffle the cat hard.

"Y-you, what are you doing, Big Boss, you're neglecting your duty for playthings, you've been poisoned by cats, y-you can't be like this!" The Bu Du cat struggled desperately.

"Don't worry, Lilith, everything is arranged."

"Huh? Arranged?" Lilith froze: "When was it arranged?"

"Five days ago." Big Boss smiled Gently and Closed his Eyes.

After Opening his Eyes again, the first thing he saw was pitch blackness.

Immediately, in that pitch-black Screen, a blue Husky dog head appeared.

The dog head shook back and forth, as if running.

Even his body shook somewhat.

Big Boss adapted to this body for a moment, then coughed once: "Regina, I'm already inside."

"Okay, okay, Master." The Female Knight rode on a husky, her cheeks reddening involuntarily.

That's right, the place Big Boss was now was inside Regina's belly.

He used an ability temporarily boosted to Unique Rank—【God's Gift】

【God's Gift (Unique): 【You are the ancient Greek god in charge of marriage, and you can force a target you see to become pregnant with Dragon-Phoenix Twins, with the duration depending on the energy (Spiritual Power, Life Force, Faith, etc.) you expend.】

【You can expend energy (Spiritual Power, Life Force, Faith, etc.) to strengthen these Dragon-Phoenix Twins, and when these Dragon-Phoenix Twins die, the energy you expended will return to your Own Body.】

【You can issue commands to these Dragon-Phoenix Twins, making them act according to your orders inside the target's belly.】

【You can also possess a Dragon-Phoenix Twin, gaining the five senses of its mother body, and thereby control the mother body, but please note, you can only possess one at a time.】

【Please note, under normal circumstances, these Dragon-Phoenix Twins will die directly after leaving the mother body.】

【Evaluation: Sorry, though I was not yet born, I am born!】

Yes, that's right, Big Boss was currently possessing Regina's Dragon-Phoenix Twin, sharing the Female Knight's five senses.

Long ago, when the enraged Father God doubted him, Big Boss had already guessed that bastard would come up with a method to punish his Own Body.

So, he predicted it in advance and plotted this Operation together with Regina.

That day, You Fei met Regina for the first time inside the Tent, and the Female Knight left with a face full of shyness, all because of this plan.

After all, the Elf Race Princess had not yet experienced the transformation from girl to woman, and asking her to lie in bed carrying her Own Body was truly embarrassing.

Actually, besides her, Big Boss had other choices.

A pink-haired baby carriage, and a dog-headed loli.

But both of these figures were rather petite, truly not as comfortable to ride as the Elf Race off-road vehicle.

After a bout of ideological struggle, Regina still agreed to her Master, acting as the driver for a bit.

Fortunately, Big Boss's Divine Favor Title【Great Love Little Angel】after Evolution could already block the target's pain sensation.

The Elf Race Princess could not feel pain either.

At this moment, Miss Regina was holding a dog leash, stroking her belly, with a face full of embarrassment.

Truly did not expect that someone who had only tried Hand-Torn Chicken and Saliva Chicken would actually become a mother.

And, the child she was carrying was actually her Master...

This was a bit too outrageous...

"Cough cough." After two dry coughs, Regina's face was red to a frightening degree: "Th-then, Master, when do we start?"

"No rush, there's one last move, and it's checkmate."

Big Boss responded while adapting to the body on one side.

He could now confirm that at this position, he could manipulate the Dragon-Phoenix Twins inside the bodies of the Demon Race Large Army.

Everything was ready, only lacking the east wind.

On the other side.

Inside Big Boss's consciousness space, Lilith had already been stunned speechless.

Her cat mouth opened wide, unable to close for a long time.

"Defying Heaven, truly too Defying Heaven!"

"Whenever I think you've reached your Limit, this rising Dong Xi can always pull off something even more Defying Heaven!"

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