Chapter 246: True Mother Goddess: Today, I'm Going to Steal Li Cheng Away!
"Quickly go summon Divine General Nu Bao to save me!"
Following a resonant shout from the Furious Father God.
Several guards rushed hurriedly toward Big Boss's tent.
The True Mother Goddess, who had been sitting to the side, had by now been stunned silly.
Her face was flushed, mouth dry and tongue parched, charming eyes like silk, hot to the point of constantly fanning her face with her palm.
This was of course not because she inexplicably went into heat.
Mainly because happiness came too suddenly.
She had originally thought she would today, as an audience member, witness the Furious Father God's great victory, but never expected that what she would witness was actually a clown show of his.
Forget winning, even his underpants were about to be lost clean.
The entire Southern Front collapsed, the Northern Front was a chaotic mess, and that Dian Huo Lao Lao would soon be striking at the Royal Capital!
What is this called? This is called you win win win, result lose lose lose.
The True Mother Goddess's mouth corner simply could not be suppressed; looking at the Furious Father God, she covered her mouth in high spirits.
"True Lady, what are you laughing at?" The Furious Father God turned his head to look at her.
"I thought of something happy."
"What happy thing?"
"Cough cough, it's just Father God, cough cough." The True Mother Goddess licked her lips, gesturing quietly: "Didn't you just say you would definitely win this battle? Didn't you say if you lost, you'd eat this light screen?"
"Are you planning to braise it, or steam it clear?"
"Or eat it raw as sashimi directly?"
"I TM……"
Now it was the Furious Father God's turn to get red-hot with rage.
He was already furious beyond measure because of the betrayal; at this moment, he was directly enraged to the point of nearly exploding.
Simultaneously, he regretted to the extreme.
Damn it, he regretted imprisoning that Nu Bao! If Nu Bao commanded the large army, then right now, he would probably have already won!
Thinking along these lines, his ugly face instantly flushed red-hot.
And the True Mother Goddess also didn't dare provoke him further.
After all, she still thought she owed the Furious Father God two divine artifacts, and didn't dare bully him too excessively.
Just unconsciously scanning the light screen, looking at the Academy's twin beasts and the others still fighting hard inside the screen, a flash of envy crossed her expression.
The shields these soldiers carried on their bodies, and those trenches dug in advance, all indicated without exception that they had long known Lu Yi would rebel.
It was precisely because of this prediction that the Northwest Front was not swiftly taken.
The entire battle situation turned into a meat-grinder-like war graveyard.
Hard to believe, the Furious Father God suffered such heavy damage, yet still hasn't been forced into a dead end.
If it were me, I'd probably only have the path of escape left, right? And all of this is because of that Divine General under his command called Nu Bao.
Even imprisoned inside the tent, he could still accurately judge the situation, and before the large army set out, he predicted this rebellion and made arrangements in advance.
Even under such absolute disadvantage, he still helped the Furious Father God devise a method to win.
Correct, the True Mother Goddess was very clear: the strategy Nu Bao spoke of was the only chance of survival.
As long as the Furious Father God can take down Dian Huo before the Northwest Battlefield is broken through, then this round is Nu Bao's win.
The True Mother Goddess put herself in his shoes and thought once more: if it were me, would there be any possibility in this situation to devise a way to break the deadlock and make complete arrangements.
The answer was undoubtedly negative.
This person's scheming and insight are simply monstrous.
Truly didn't expect, inside the Abyss, there actually exists such a talent!
Further associating with the Furious Father God's performance these thousands of years, she can now be certain: a few days ago the Furious Father God being able to humiliate her and force her into that predicament was certainly also Nu Bao's calculation.
This son, truly terrifying like this.
And what makes the True Mother Goddess envious to the extreme is: such a talent, even when wronged and misunderstood, remains loyal and devoted to the Furious Father God.
Such a heaven-gifted prodigy, yet loyal and devoted to a South Tong.
This makes the True Mother Goddess envious to the extreme.
Simultaneously, she also started having crooked thoughts.
If she could recruit this Divine General Nu Bao under her banner, wouldn't that surpass thousands of armies and tens of thousands of horses? While pondering, Big Boss had already entered the tent under You Fei's support.
Seeing him arrive, the Furious Father God couldn't care about any Monarch's etiquette; he didn't even have time to put on his shoes, strode forward, shoved You Fei aside with one push, grasped Big Boss's hands, and chattered a whole pile of words.
Big Boss swayed his head blankly.
"Oh oh oh, look at my brain, I forgot, your five senses are still sealed." The Furious Father God hurriedly untied the seal, grateful to the point of tears: "Divine General Nu Bao, I, Nu Bao, was wrong, wrong ah!"
"Divine General Nu Bao, I, Nu Bao, was wrong, wrong ah!"
Big Boss's true body finally recovered his five senses; he adapted slightly to the light inside the tent, frowned: "Your Majesty, look at what you're saying, you, where is the fault ah?"
"I was wrong to believe that traitor's slanderous words, treating you as an undercover agent ah, Divine General! It's all that traitor Lu Yi, it's all his doing, he said you are one hundred percent Dian Huo's undercover agent!"
This is blame-shifting; the Furious Father God used blame-shifting!
He wants to pin all the blame on Lu Yi's head.
"Put that way, Father God Crown His Majesty originally didn't want to suspect me?" Big Boss raised an eyebrow.
This is playing dumb; Big Boss used playing dumb! "That's natural, Divine General Nu Bao, how could you possibly be an undercover agent?" The Furious Father God raised his volume: "From when you connected the whip for me, I knew, you are a law-abiding citizen, a big big law-abiding citizen. I, Nu Bao, one hundred percent trust you!"
"Oh? Father God Crown His Majesty, putting it that way, you don't blame me for connecting a Reversal Whip for you?" Big Boss raised an eyebrow again.
"Ah this…… this matter……" The Furious Father God hemmed and hawed.
"Heh, looks like Father God Sir still doesn't trust me ah." Big Boss sighed, tilted his head at a forty-five-degree angle gazing at the sky.
"What words, what words are these!" Nu Nu Father God immediately changed his tune: "Nu Bao, this is where you're wrong, when did you ever give me the Reversal Whip?"
"Huh?" Big Boss was surprised: "Then you..."
"I, Nu Nu Father God, since ancient times, my long whip has always grown in reverse!" Nu Nu Father God spoke righteously and sternly: "I am the unique-in-ten-thousand-years holder of the Reversal Whip! What you gave me reversed, that's nonsense without basis!"
Big Boss: "6."
"What did you say?"
"Cough cough, I said so it was originally like this, it was I who wrongly blamed Father God's Crown." Big Boss sighed: "Father God, please hurry and depart, go to Huang City. One general's success means ten thousand bones wither. As long as you kill Dian Huo, these soldiers can also be considered to have died without regret."
"Good, I'll go now. I guarantee you, I'll definitely kill that crazy woman, let her know the consequences of provoking us!" Nu Nu Father God didn't conceal the killing intent on him at all.
This made Big Boss's heart bloom with joy.
When you two fight to mutual destruction, that will be the day this one reaps the fisherman's profit.
You and Dian Huo, neither of you can escape.
"Nu Bao, this attack succeeds, I will surely reward you! Power, money, women, strength, whatever you want, I'll give you. This is what you deserve!" Nu Nu Father God's tone shifted, utterly sincere.
But unexpectedly Big Boss pursed his mouth, looking utterly disheartened: "Father God's Crown, forget it, not needed anymore."
"What? Not needed anymore?"
"Yes, Crown. No matter how you reward me, the things that should happen have already happened." Big Boss turned his back on Nu Nu Father God, displeased in his heart.
Joke. By the time you finish the war, people will be gone. Still reward me, reward me a ghost.
What I, Big Boss, hate most in my life is painting cakes! Thinking this, he used his finger to dab some saliva beside his eye, and began speaking insincerely:
"You don't trust me, I don't blame you. After all, you were bewitched by treacherous people."
"I only blame myself for not doing well enough. If I did well enough, would you still doubt me? Of course not. If I did well enough, would your overall situation be this urgent? Of course not either."
"In the end, it's still Nu Bao's incompetence. Failed to bring you a bright world, failed to let you climb to the peak of the mountain."
"It's Nu Bao's fault, it's Nu Bao's fault ah!"
A speech deeply moving, worthy of being called Abyss First Deep Love, making Nu Nu Father God listen with both emotion and self-reproach.
Look, look.
Such talent, such wisdom.
Yet so loyal.
Facing superior's suspicion, facing circumstances' injustice, what he thought of was actually not complaint, but self-reflection!
Hateful, hateful...
Where to find such a subject? Yet I, don't believe him!
Not only doubted him, but almost killed him!
Nu Nu ah Nu Nu, you really aren't a thing, you really aren't a thing ah!
Nu Nu Father God gazed at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, crimson eyes unable to hide moved tears.
He understood, only this man, he absolutely could not lose! "Nu Bao, no need for more words!" Nu Nu Father God's voice carried a choke: "Your heart's intent, I've fully understood. This sovereign wants to reward you, right now!"
"Father God's Crown, absolutely not!" Big Boss hurriedly declined.
"My will is decided!" Nu Nu Father God shouted: "Nu Bao, receive the decree!"
"Subject... here!" Big Boss put on a helpless look, knelt on one knee.
"Nu Bao, you built a heaven-reaching road for this sovereign, also cured this sovereign's long-unhealed injury, trained an invincible army for this sovereign! Even more, loyal to this sovereign, devoted to the utmost, death before stopping!" Nu Nu Father God stroked his beard:
"Today, this sovereign bestows you power! This sovereign appoints you Tian Ce God General, commands Full Territory military authority, status only below this sovereign!"
"This Nu Nu Ling, seeing you is like seeing me! Your command is equivalent to this sovereign's command!"
"This..." Big Boss hurriedly speculated: "Crown, this reward, too heavy..."
"Heavy? Compared to what you've done for me, this reward isn't heavy at all!" Nu Nu Father God coldly snorted: "Besides power, this sovereign also bestows you wealth! From today, this sovereign's Treasure Vault, you may enter anytime, take anytime!"
Speaking, he drew a talisman in mid-air.
The Teleportation Talisman Stone in Big Boss's hand, the one that opens Nu Nu's treasured Treasure Vault, had its restriction untied.
Originally, that stone could only let Big Boss bring out one treasure.
After he brought You Fei out, the stone was useless.
And now, this restriction is completely gone.
It can be said, everything inside that Treasure Vault is now Big Boss's.
Just this matter alone shows how much Nu Nu Father God trusts Big Boss.
And Big Boss will absolutely not betray his trust.
In a moment will move it all empty~ "Subject, thanks Father God's Crown!" Big Boss's mouth corner flowed with unworthy tears.
"Hm, Nu Bao, then, I'll go to Huang City, slaughter that Dian Huo." Nu Nu Father God helped Big Boss up, eyes filled with trusting light: "This Northwest Front, all handed to you, Mister!"
Unknowingly, Nu Nu Father God's address for Big Boss had changed from Nu Bao to Mister.
"Father God's Crown, rest assured and go. This Northwest has me, absolutely foolproof!"
Big Boss also put on a gratitude-to-tears look.
"Mister!"
"Father God!"
"Mister!"
"Father God!"
The dialogue between the two had a Bai Di City entrusting-orphan heroic beauty. Made You Fei and Lilith watching on the side both stunned silly.
You Fei simply couldn't understand how the situation suddenly developed in this direction.
Before, wasn't Big Boss still making Nu Nu Father God target him, regard him as a heart-and-belly trouble? At that time, You Fei was worried to death, thinking how to bring him to escape.
How in one flip, did he become a trusted minister?
Even conferring some Tian Ce God General title on him...
This power... how is it any different from the Furious Father God? No, this Big Boss, wasn't he an Undercover? How did he go undercover and end up as the enemy army's Second-in-Command? Is that even logical?
Is that polite?
Wait...
Now that he's Second-in-Command, surely Big Boss doesn't want to be an Undercover anymore? Princess You Fei suddenly felt anxious and insecure.
If Big Boss really doesn't go back, then her own identity would become awkward.
A princess of the Tianming Imperial Court, reduced to a slave of the Furious Second-in-Command...
What kind of little royal uncle plot twist is this! This kind of thing, I don't want it! Who knows how many inappropriate images appeared in You Fei's head, her eyes nearly turning into mosquito-coil eyes.
"Mm! Evil thoughts, meow!"
Lilith beside her, her tail stood up like an Electric Baton.
She furrowed her brow and looked at the Princess with disdain.
What a foolish and pitiful woman.
As a Princess, yet watching that kind of messy royal uncle every day, do you deserve your identity? You're despicable! Meanwhile, in Lilith's gaze toward Big Boss, there was full of respect.
That's right, respect!
She was thoroughly convinced.
Accepting the fact that her and Big Boss's intelligence were not on the same level.
Since this Trial began, everything Big Boss had experienced, she had experienced along with him.
The intelligence Big Boss got, she also got it all.
But she never came up with even a single method that could drive both the Furious Father God and Dian Huo into a dead end at the same time.
And now, Big Boss did it.
And did it quite easily.
Even this Furious Father God, sold by him without knowing it, and even conferred some nonsense Tian Ce God General title on him.
Such an outcome, Lilith before the Trial began, didn't even dare to think about.
"Terrible, really too terrible. Every time I feel I've understood Big Boss, he can always pull off something more heaven-defying."
Lilith crossed her arms, tail swishing: "With a Mortal Body, playing a bunch of gods in the palm of his hand."
"Just like using a pair of invisible big hands, controlling everything in the world."
"Even those Saviors written in history books, not a single one could have such a mind..."
"Hateful, damn it, such an excellent Savior, why does his head have a sickness?" The cat hugged her own head, starting to shake in heartache:
"How can he treat this World as a game?"
"How can he treat old lady me as a virtual character?"
"Old lady me is so beautiful, how can he not be moved at all?"
"Hateful, hateful! I'm so angry, meow!"
On the other side, Big Boss had already sent away the Furious Father God.
He looked at the Screen, took a Deep Breath.
He knew, the era belonging to him had arrived.
Now, he just needed to rush to the Shadowlands, kill all these Demon Race members, then Refine them all in one go, and his plan would be perfectly completed.
The only remaining obstruction was...
Big Boss slowly turned his head, looking at the True Mother God with a flushed face.
Wait, what's this thing blushing for? Just now that part, I showed you something, right? So, how to deal with the True Mother God? Beating her is definitely out of the question, after all she's a Demigod with strength above the Furious Father God.
Dealing with the Furious one is already tough for me, I have to wait until she and Dian Huo fight to the death before making a move.
Let alone dealing with a stronger True Mother God.
But this thing won't leave here, the things I need to do next, she definitely can see...
What to do?
Big Boss thought for a moment, his Mouth Corner slowly curved up.
The Ring of Death and Rebirth placed in his embrace was flashing brightly.
The effect of Ring of Death and Rebirth is, as long as I die at the hands of a certain target, I can randomly obtain one of that target's Abilities.
If the detailed description of a certain Ability is known, I can directly obtain that Ability, no longer randomly drawing.
And in the True Mother God's hands, there is an Ability that can "Words Become Law", directly interfering with the operation of this World.
Although the cost of using this power is very great, the True Mother God doesn't dare to abuse it.
But who is Big Boss? He just uses Skills, as for costs, since ancient times it's been Dian Huo Lao Lao's business.
I use Ability ≠ I pay the cost.
This power of turning the world upside down, Big Boss has coveted for a long time.
Since now, the True Mother God will definitely see my transgression.
Then might as well be bolder! After Save File, directly defect! Let her clearly know I'm an Insider! That way, she definitely won't be able to help but make a move, killing me!
After I Regeneration Regress, that Words Become Law Ability will also be in my hands.
As for how to operate this True Mother God after Rewind...
Heh heh, I've even got Words Become Law, still afraid of her?
At worst, use cost transfer, directly drain Dian Huo Lao Lao dry, and instantly kill this True Mother Sow!
Plan works! Big Boss prepared to start fighting.
Now there is plenty of Bu Qi Zhi Ren on my own body, no need to worry about insufficient resources for rebirth, messing it up.
Even if not enough, I can always extract Bu Qi Zhi Ren from the Demon Race's bodies, continue courting death, and torture this true mother sow.
Thinking of this, Li Cheng prepared to go to the Northwest Front and directly defect, sending his Demon Race brothers on their way.
Unexpectedly, the true mother sow... oh no, the true mother goddess spoke:
"Congratulations, Divine General Nu Bao, you have regained the trust of Father God Nu Nu."
"Hehe, worrying for Father God is what I should do," Li Cheng said with a cold face.
Since he had already planned to die at the hands of the true mother goddess, naturally there was no need to give her a good face.
"Yes, Father God is indeed wise and martial, with clear rewards and punishments, a fine Monarch," the true mother goddess laughed lightly, then suddenly changed the subject, saying slowly:
"It's just that back then..."
"Back then what?"
"Back then, didn't Father God Nu Nu trust Prime Minister Lu Yi just as he trusts General you?" The true mother goddess covered her mouth, speaking in a teasing manner.
Actually, after seeing Li Cheng's loyalty and wisdom, she had already developed the idea of turning him into her own subordinate.
Thus, she began to sow discord.
She was very clear that now Li Cheng and Father God Nu Nu appeared to have restored trust, but actually it was when their relationship was most fragile.
Li Cheng appeared fiercely loyal, but having received such treatment, it was inevitable that he felt resentment in his heart.
If not now to turn him, then when? "True Mother Sow, what exactly do you want to say?" Li Cheng said with a cold face.
"I want to say... wait, what did you just call me?" The true mother goddess furrowed her brow.
"I am asking Mother Goddess Adult, what exactly do you want to say," Li Cheng answered respectfully.
The true mother goddess looked at him somewhat suspiciously, pondered for half a day, and still felt she had misheard.
No matter how you say it, she is also one of the Abyss Seven Gods; how could Li Cheng dare call her mother sow?
She laughed self-mockingly: "Hehe, what I mean is, the rewards Father God Nu Nu gives you might just be painting a cake. After all, now is precisely when he has internal and external troubles, and he needs the General."
"If he waits until he executes Dian Huo, General, how do you think he will treat you then?"
"Will he treat you like Lu Yi, erase your memory, and make you his slave?"
"Mother Goddess Adult, what do you mean?" Li Cheng narrowed his eyes.
"..." The true mother goddess had blue veins bulging at the corner of her eye: "Wait, you did call me mother sow just now, right?"
"You misheard, how could I dare call you mother sow? I called you Mother Goddess Adult," Li Cheng said with utmost sincerity: "What exactly do you want to say?"
"..." The true mother goddess suppressed the fire in her heart: "Hmph, what I mean is, do you want to work with me? What Father God Nu Nu can give, I can give; what Father God Nu Nu cannot give, I can also give!"
"You mean you want to buy me off, is that right? Mother Sow Adult," Li Cheng said doubtfully.
"I've tolerated you for a long time, you're just cursing me as a mother sow! You bastard!" The true mother goddess pointed at Li Cheng's nose.
"Hehe," Li Cheng laughed, found a chair to sit down, and teasingly took a sip of tea: "Yes, I am cursing you as a mother sow."
"You..." The true mother goddess was stunned.
She did not expect Li Cheng would actually dare to slap her face and go all out.
Mother sow, this bastard actually called me mother sow? What filthy words! For a moment, her killing intent surged, wishing to execute this bastard on the spot.
And Li Cheng was already overjoyed in his heart.
Yes, yes yes, yes yes yes.
Just this rhythm, kill me, hurry and kill me!
Once I die, I can get your Concept Level ability.
He closed his eyes, waiting for death to descend.
"Hehe."
Unexpectedly, the next second, the true mother goddess suddenly let out a laugh like silver bells, covering her mouth: "Aiya ya, since Divine General Nu Bao likes to call this palace Mother Sow, then call it so."
"An extraordinary person should be treated with extraordinary courtesy; for a distinguished person like you, whatever title, I can accept."
"Mother Sow... rather cute, hehe."
Li Cheng: "???"
Wo Ri, sister, are you this Downhead?
The true mother goddess looked at Li Cheng, her expression as usual, but in her heart she was continuously self-admonishing.
"He did it on purpose; he just wants to offend me and make me give up on winning him over. I didn't expect that at such a time, he would still be so loyal to Father God Nu Nu, truly rare and precious, extremely noble!"
"The more he is like this, the more I must act magnanimous. I will use my actual actions to tell him that I am a Monarch more suitable for him than Father God Nu Nu!"
"As long as I can tame this wild horse, my Great Cause is not far from success!"
Thinking this, the true mother goddess narrowed her eyes and made a jie jie jie sound.
Man, you have caught my attention! (Chapter Complete)
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