Chapter 3: Sorry, You Didn't Let Me Have Fun
"Hurry up, give me that Book of Magic!" Big Boss turned to look at Lilith, his eyes cold.
"Ah, yes... yes..." Lilith's naked body trembled, goosebumps rising all over, and she hurriedly offered the Book of Magic with both hands: "Big Boss, I hope you are satisfied."
Only after Big Boss took that 【Sorry, You Didn't Let Me Have Fun】 did Lilith belatedly raise her head.
Wait, I am the Savior Goddess, and he is the Savior.
Aaaah, this guy with a brain disease has twisted my brain too! Lilith resentfully extended a finger: "Big Boss, don't go too far! It's always the Savior begging the Goddess for blessings; I've never heard of a Goddess begging the Savior to be satisfied! You are defying heaven, digging your own grave, you will be struck by—"
Before she finished speaking, her pupils suddenly shrank to a point.
Immediately, the expression on her face turned into deep fear.
In those pupils was reflected Big Boss's face without a shred of emotion.
Big Boss just looked at that faceless Human-shaped Chimera girl and said coldly: "Sorry, You Didn't Let Me Have Fun."
"Yes, sorry, Big Boss, I didn't let you have fun." The Human-shaped Chimera said while looking surprised at her body returning to normal, an excited expression on her face, hopping twice on the ground:
"Hey hey hey, I'm healed, I'm healed! I can jump high again."
"Hmm, not bad." Big Boss nodded with his chin raised, coldly saying: "Then continue, God's Gift."
"What?" The Human-shaped Chimera's expression suddenly froze, she slowly lowered her head and saw her swollen belly: "No, no way, I, I'm pregnant again? No, no!"
"Mommy! Hungry!"
With a bang, Mommy once again felt the child's love.
"So, so scary..." Lilith's mouth half-open.
"Hmm, not bad." Big Boss nodded, and spoke again: "Sorry, You Didn't Let Me Have Fun."
The Human-shaped Chimera howling miserably immediately returned to normal, her voice full of fear: "I don't want to say, I don't want to say! I... sorry, Big Boss, I didn't let you have fun."
Big Boss coldly stared at the Human-shaped Chimera: "God's Gift."
The Human-shaped Chimera swelled up again, this time with twins: "Aaaaaaah, it hurts, Mommy!"
Lilith: Σ(д|||) Big Boss remained expressionless: "Sorry, You Didn't Let Me Have Fun."
The Human-shaped Chimera despaired: "Sorry, Big Boss, I didn't let you have fun."
Big Boss still remained expressionless: "God's Gift."
The Human-shaped Chimera continued to despair: "It hurts, Mommy!"
Big Boss: "Sorry, You Didn't Let Me Have Fun."
The Human-shaped Chimera: "Sorry, Big Boss, I didn't let you have fun."
Big Boss: "God's Gift."
The Human-shaped Chimera: "It hurts, Mommy!"
Big Boss: "Sorry."
The Human-shaped Chimera: "Sorry!"
Big Boss: "Gift."
The Human-shaped Chimera: "Mommy!"
"......"
"Is this a perpetual motion chicken?"
Lilith watched the Human-shaped Chimera become Mommy again and again in front of Big Boss, and return to normal again and again, unconsciously retreating half a step.
Her mouth corner twitching, she looked at Big Boss's back view, her heart trembling.
This has completely exceeded the scope of the Savior, right! Not right! Even if it's a Savior with a brain disease, he wouldn't do such a depraved thing of giving birth! Wait, could it be...
Lilith's eyes narrowed, a flash of lightning crossed her mind! She suddenly pulled out a Small Booklet from behind her, quickly flipping to page 72, section 3, paragraph 1.
Apocalypse Anxiety Syndrome: Common among Saviors who transmigrated to different worldviews, the Savior becomes anxious, irritable, loses their senses...
"Found it!" Lilith's mouth corner split into a smile: "I knew it, Big Boss must be sick, how can there be such a Devil in this world, even Satan isn't as extreme as him!"
"That's right, Big Boss is definitely because of transmigration pressure being too great, causing mental disorder!" "Let me look again, to treat the Savior, the Goddess Race should use Term Arts to soothe the Savior's emotions... soothe, soothe, soothe... hehehe..."
Lilith looked at Big Boss's back view, suddenly laughed sadly, tears uncontrollably flowing from her mouth corner.
Just now I didn't notice, only now discovering, Big Boss is so handsome, this face value, this figure, those cold eyes...
Decided, I will use my broad bosom to tolerate him, my generous heart to soothe him!
Thinking this, Lilith rushed straight to Big Boss's back and hugged him: "Don't hit anymore!"
But Big Boss completely didn't want to pay attention to her, dragging her heavy flesh forward: "Life..."
"It's over! The enemy is useless now!" Lilith shouted again: "Don't fall into depravity and become a Demon!"
This sentence seemed to flip a switch, Big Boss slightly frowned, finally closed his mouth.
"Phew, phew... finally, finally calmed down?" Lilith breathed a sigh of relief, indeed, at critical moments one still has to rely on her Lilith!
Only she can save Big Boss's soul that is about to fall into depravity!
"You're right, he is indeed useless." Big Boss nodded, squatted down, and used the Human-shaped Chimera's Sharp Claws to dig out his ribs.
He closed his mouth, not because he heard Lilith's stop, but because...
The Human-shaped Chimera no longer had extra experience.
After several leveling cycles, Big Boss's level had already reached Level 16, higher than the Human-shaped Chimera.
Continuing to kill him was no longer cost-effective.
For Evil Path Players, every second spent on low-level monsters is a waste of time.
On the other side, Lilith watched Big Boss's skilled movements of digging up the Corpse, a sense of pride spontaneously arose.
"Ah, me Lilith guiding the Savior for the first time, just saved his soul!"
"I am indeed a peerless dragon and phoenix among people, an Innate Savior Goddess Constitution never born in ten thousand years! Hahahahaha!"
"System." Big Boss carefully dug out all the Human-shaped Chimera's ribs and nails, then looked at Lilith: "Do I not have a Wrap on me?"
"I already said I'm not, forget it, I won't stoop to a patient's level..." Lilith looked at Li Cheng with pity, deciding to go along with his condition: "That kind of thing doesn't exist, after all this is the real world, oh, no, it's an immersive experience game, but there are space rings, as for how to get one, hehe, you beg me~ beg me and I'll tell you~"
"The space ring is in the hands of the Witch Prison's final boss." Li Cheng glanced at her.
"Ah? You, how do you know?" Lilith's pupils shook.
"Just common knowledge." Li Cheng waved his hand: "Alright, I'm level 10, give me my reward."
"How do you know I should give you a reward?" Lilith's pupils shook again.
"Isn't that basic setting?" Li Cheng reached out his hand.
The setting of Destiny's Birth is quite interesting; the entire game's power system is divided into two parts.
The first part is skills and equipment that players explore on their own in the game, obtained by killing monsters and completing tasks.
The second part is special harvests that can be claimed from the system every 10 levels, such as the starting items Soul Devouring Ring and Universal Key.
And players with different openings receive different special harvests from the system every 10 levels.
The Witch Prison hidden opening's harvests gained with level are the worst among all openings, so this is also an opening only high players would challenge.
"Alright alright... anyway you've reached level 10." Lilith put her hand back into her pocket, searching: "Let me see, it's still choose one of three, do you want Life Ring, or Broadsword or Greatsword?"
"I want none of them." Li Cheng shook his head: "Give me the 【Merciful Evil Smile】 Book of Magic from just now."
"Are you sure? Even if those three things are bad, they're all Blue Grade items, but 【Merciful Evil Smile】 is White Grade trash." Lilith looked at Li Cheng like he was an idiot, recalling the effect of the merciful smile.
【Merciful Evil Smile: You are the god of face-slapping in ancient Greece; when you crooked-mouth evil smile, your next magic will hit the enemy's face with 100% accuracy, only effective on low-level magic.】
She really couldn't figure out what use this thing had.
After all it's only useful for low-level magic, isn't a Fireball Technique that always hits still just a Fireball Technique? "Skip, just give it to me." Li Cheng shook his head, not wanting to waste words with this artificial intelligence.
Trash?
Hehe, this kind of test version ability comparable to a cheat, you actually call it trash? This is the key to victory for speedrunning Witch Prison!
Chapter Complete
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