Chapter 305
"Teacher Li Cheng, this is a loving dinner personally made by Liv~"
The young Plague Mother Goddess once again transformed at will, shifting from an E-Rank Powerhouse into a Small Loli.
Carrying a huge pot taller than herself, she walked toward Li Chenghe and the Wrathful Mother Goddess.
The Wrathful Mother Goddess's expression turned utterly terrified.
"Liv, Liv, you, what did you make this with?"
"They're all conventional ingredients, good sister~" Liv poked her head out from behind the pot, smiling sweetly: "There are Magic Octopus legs, Nine-Faced Spider venom, Frost Slime mucus, and..."
With every ingredient she named, Li Chenghe and the Wrathful Mother Goddess's faces changed drastically once.
This thing...
Are you sure this can be called conventional ingredients? Sure it's meant for people to eat? This is murdering your own husband, no mistake about it.
Li Chenghe stiffly turned his head, giving the Wrathful Mother Goddess a look: "This was made by your sister, you handle it~"
And the Wrathful Mother Goddess immediately narrowed her eyes: "This was made by my sister for you, how am I qualified to eat it?"
Thus, the two's gazes collided and intertwined continuously in mid-air,
Two seconds later, Li Chenghe was the first to chuckle lightly, turning and leaving with a carefree air: "Hehe, I suddenly remembered, the power I got from that Simp, I haven't had time to process it yet, I'm leaving first. Hmm, Liv's cooking smells delicious, Miss Wu, you must finish eating it all!"
It was pot-shifting, Li Chenghe used the Pot-Shifting Technique!
"Hehe." The Wrathful Mother Goddess froze for a moment, then also chuckled twice: "Cough cough, sister, huh, how strange, how did I end up here? Didn't you bury me in the dirt?"
"Oh, I get it, I'm sleepwalking now, yes, sleepwalking, hehe, I'm going back to the pit now, bye-bye."
It was the non-stick pan, the Wrathful Mother Goddess used the Non-Stick Pan Technique! Both turned simultaneously and walked toward the door, faster and faster, their feet nearly turning into wheels.
When facing a tiger, the first thing to do is run faster than your teammate!
Soon, both had rushed to the doorway, neither yielding to the other as they charged outside.
Then, they both got stuck in the door frame together.
"Damn it, Miss Wu, what are you doing? Tasting the delicacy your sister made, isn't that what a sister should do?" Li Chenghe pushed the Wrathful Mother Goddess's face with his hand.
"Heh, Teacher Li Cheng, what nonsense are you spouting? This is the loving cooking my sister made for you, if you don't stay and finish it, she'll be heartbroken!" The Wrathful Mother Goddess shoved her jade feet into Li Chenghe's mouth.
"Bastard! That's not cooking at all!" Li Chenghe spat the tender foot out of his mouth, pushing her big buttocks with both hands: "As a sister, guiding your sister to complete real cooking is what you should do, right?"
"I am supposed to guide her, yes, but... but... but my life has value too! I can't die on something this inexplicable!" The Wrathful Mother Goddess clamped Li Chenghe's hand fiercely with her hooks.
"Damn it..."
"Asshole!"
The two just pushed and shoved at each other like this, neither able to break free from the door frame.
And Liv, hugging the pot, smiling sweetly, drew closer and closer to the two.
Those faintly audible footsteps were more terrifying than the Death God's divine language that summons souls.
"Nune, Teacher Li Cheng~ Sister~ you two, actually fighting like this over who gets to taste my cooking first..."
"Liv, Liv is so moved!!!"
Who would fight over a reason like this, bastard! We're running away, running away, do you understand!!!
Li Chenghe kept shoving the Wrathful Mother Goddess, giving her a look: "If this goes on, we'll both die!"
The Wrathful Mother Goddess returned a look: "Mutual loss is still better than you winning and me losing!"
"Damn it, how can there be a woman so willing to harm others without benefiting herself in this world? What about your education? What about your love for your sister?"
"You still have the nerve to talk about me, you're the teacher, teacher, shouldn't a teacher protect their students in times of danger?"
Unbelievable, how the two managed to communicate this many words through eye contact alone.
But regardless, the disturbed Liv had already arrived behind the two.
"Hehe, Teacher Li Cheng~ Sister~ you two are both my treasures~ My most delicious cooking, of course, must be tasted by you two together~ Come, don't fight, eat together~"
Saying this, she scooped out two large spoons of purple soup mixed with octopus tentacles, placing them before the Wrathful Mother Goddess and Li Chenghe.
"That, cough cough, sister." At the critical moment, the Wrathful Mother Goddess struck back first: "After a cook finishes a dish, they must taste it themselves first, otherwise, how would you know the flavor?"
Good move! Li Chenghe gave the Wrathful Mother Goddess a mental thumbs up! Making Liv taste her own cooking, she'd realize just how defying heaven her concoction was! "Is that so?" Liv pouted: "But I heard from others, the first bite of a delicacy is always reserved for the one you love most~"
What kind of toxic chicken soup have you been reading, written by a female boxing instructor, right! "Teacher Li Cheng, do you also think I should taste it first?" Liv looked at Li Chenghe with resentment, her big eyes shimmering, a pitiful, heart-wrenching appearance.
"Heh, hehe, I think, hmm... I think." Being looked at so pitifully, Li Chenghe somewhat embarrassedly licked his lips: "I think it's still better to let your sister taste it for you, she has cooking experience after all!"
Huh, strange, how did I know the Wrathful Mother Goddess has cooking experience, whatever, never mind...
"Huh? Li Cheng, you bastard!!!" The Wrathful Mother Goddess suddenly raised her volume: "What do you mean 'better for me to taste'?"
"Sister, you're unwilling to taste Liv's cooking?"
The young Plague Mother Goddess's face lost its resentment, replaced by a faint, barely perceptible madness.
And her hand lightly rested on the Wrathful Mother Goddess's thigh: "If your mouth isn't willing, then Liv can only hum softly and stuff it into your crack~"
What thing?
Stuff it into my crack? And humming softly?
Do you hear what you're saying? Is this world toppled, or am I? "Sister, why aren't you speaking? If so, Liv will have to act~" Saying this, she held up the large spoon, gesturing toward the Wrathful one's crack.
"No no no, holy crap, I'll taste, I'll taste, okay?!" The Wrathful Mother Goddess was nearly scared stupid.
"Mhm, this is Liv's good sister~"
"I really am..." The Wrathful Mother Goddess stared at the purple soup at her lips, unconsciously swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
The octopus tentacles in that soup were actually still alive, wriggling twice.
Holy crap, really have to eat this stuff? If this goes in the stomach, won't it really become a breeding ground for monster offspring?
"That, hehe..." she forced a grin: "How about— urp!"
Halfway through her words, Liv shoved the large spoon directly into her mouth, stabbing it deep into her throat.
The Wrathful Mother Goddess's face showed resistance as her eyes rolled back, her body convulsing violently.
A few seconds later, the twitching stopped, and her head dropped with a soft thud.
Li Cheng saw with his own eyes that white mist rose from the top of her head.
It was simply like……
As if her soul was smoking! This scene stunned even him.
"Big Sister, it's very delicious, right~ This is the ultimate delicacy Liv prepared~" The young Plague Mother Goddess smiled sweetly, pulled out the spoon, then looked at Li Cheng: "Then, Teacher, it's your turn to taste~"
Li Cheng: ……
Your big sister is already fucking dead, and you still want me to taste? His head shook frantically like a rattle drum.
Just then, the Wrathful Mother Goddess beside him slowly raised her head, blinking: "Hey, still, still don't say that……"
"The taste, the taste is actually pretty good."
Li Cheng: "???"
He immediately sneered directly, revealing a contemptuous look. Your fucking soul has eaten its way out of your body, yet you still say this thing tastes good?
Do you take me for a scarecrow? "No, I'm not lying to you." The Wrathful Mother Goddess shook her head, licking her lips with lingering relish: "Mhm, that purple sauce is a blend of berry jam and butter, plus some other spices, salty-sweet flavor."
"The texture of that octopus is even more amazing, quite springy, and without the imagined fishy stench, mhm, taste-wise…… it's like beef, yes, beef!"
Li Cheng: ……
Fine fine fine, to trick me into eating, you can even say this kind of conscience-violating talk.
"Hehe, let Big Sister discover it, this is made from beef into octopus shape." Liv laughed happily, big eyes blinking, and dug out another spoonful from the pot.
"Also these spider legs ah, rotten meat ah, they're actually shapes I made, the actual ingredients are just beef and mutton."
"……Your aesthetics are truly unique." The Wrathful Mother Goddess complained speechlessly.
"Want some more? Big Sister?"
"Mhm……" The Wrathful Mother Goddess nodded a bit shyly: "Then, then have a bit more……"
"Hehe."
With that, spoonful after spoonful of food was held up by Liv and fed into the Wrathful Mother Goddess's mouth.
She ate elegantly, but fast, and in a short while, she actually finished half the pot of food.
"Burp~" After a satisfied belch, she licked her lips with lingering relish: "Can't eat more, Liv, you really have talent for cooking, the taste is really good."
Li Cheng: ……
No, brothers, to trick me into being like you and eating this stuff, you paid too high a price, right? "Teacher Li Cheng, are you sure you won't taste?" Liv opened wide eyes, held the food-filled spoon up to his face: "Mhm…… if you're unwilling, I actually won't force it."
"Only…… Liv will be sad."
Pitiful big eyes stared at Li Cheng, biting her lip with grievance and resentment.
Li Cheng felt uncomfortable under the gaze.
Forget it, watching the Wrathful Mother Goddess eat for so long with nothing happening, just treat it as coaxing a kid, eat a little.
But just in case, Li Cheng still activated the Deceiver's Chosen skill 【Cursed Little Angel】.
Last time Vivian cooked for him, the food nearly dried him to death, he now naturally distrusts these female characters' cooking skills.
【Cursed Little Angel (Tier 5): For a maximum of two and a half hours per day, all effects affecting you undergo Causal Reversal, turning backwards. BUFF becomes DEBUFF, DEBUFF becomes BUFF.】
After doing all this, he opened his mouth tremblingly: "Ah……"
"Hehe, Liv knew Teacher treats me best!" Liv smiled sweetly, put the spoon into Li Cheng's mouth.
The moment the food entered his mouth, a fragrance of spices and butter exploded in his mouth.
And that octopus-shaped ingredient was indeed springy and sweetly delicious.
Li Cheng's eyes unconsciously brightened.
The Wrathful Mother Goddess was right, Liv's cooking is still very tasty, much better than the appearance.
"How is it? Want some more?"
"Mhm, just a bit more then." Li Cheng raised his head, looked at Liv with wide eyes, smiling pitifully.
Just as he wanted to open his mouth, he suddenly felt a strong sense of wrongness.
Wait, Liv's eyes…… why are they open? And why are they shimmering?
Her eyes should be underdeveloped, without any color, right?
Liv normally is already used to closing her eyes, using perception magic to see the world, right……
What on earth is this……
【You suffered Deception's Illusion Influence, your Clarity -134.】
【Because of Causal Reversal, your Clarity +134.】
What? Illusion?
The moment the system voice sounded, Li Cheng only felt a chill run down his spine, hair standing on end.
I've been dragged into an illusion again? When? Right at this moment, his brain gradually became clearer and clearer, the events just now replaying repeatedly in his mind.
His conversation with the Wrathful Mother Goddess, the struggle with Liv, and now the two squeezed together in the door frame……
These things, each more abstract than the last, each more inconceivable than the last……
Not at all like things Li Cheng could do.
Plus, the Wrathful Mother Goddess stayed with Liv this long, yet didn't even know if she could cook……
And that chattering, noisy Lilith Cat, hasn't spoken for a long time either, as if disappeared.
All these things made Li Cheng realize he had indeed been affected by some illusion.
No, not just himself, afraid Liv and the Wrathful Mother Goddess are also hit.
Damn it, how was this done? When was I dragged in? What medium used? Deception……
Li Cheng used his side glance to look at his chest, and sure enough, that Book of Deception from the start, at this very moment, was emitting a dim light.
「Teacher, ah, open your mouth, it's time for a meal~」Liv still smiled sweetly, extending the spoon.
Big Boss already knew the truth, but he smiled gently, opened his mouth, and ate the food bite by bite into his stomach.
【You were affected by Deception Illusion, your Clarity +157】
【You were affected by Deception Illusion, your Clarity +127】
【You were affected by Deception Illusion, your Clarity +156】
【You were affected by……】
As he ate continuously, those dishes that should have kept dragging him into the Abyss all became the antidote that woke him up.
Gradually, he finally saw behind Big Boss a woman wearing a black robe, her shadow connected to Big Boss's.
That woman was controlling Liv's hand.
「Hehe, interesting, truly interesting, I didn't expect you to actually seal that fool Wrath inside your own body, and also gained the power of Fear and the power of Law, tsk tsk tsk. 」
「Right now, the power of Fear and the power of Wrath are both gathered inside your body; I only need to devour you, and it will be equivalent to gaining the power of those two at once, moreover, I can directly descend into the Abyss. 」
「Adult, Game of Mortals has made you lax, so then it's not my fault~」
「Hahahaha, eat, eat, your bloodline pressure and power are truly strong; if I wanted to directly eat you, I couldn't do it, and might even be backlashed by you. 」
「But if you were completely devoured by the illusion, you wouldn't be able to resist me, hehe~」
「However, I think you wouldn't resist me either, after all, your senses are no longer clear now, hehehe~」
Big Boss: ……
Cough cough, accidentally overheard the villain's plan, what to do? Waiting online, it's urgent.
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