Chapter 76: (Seventh Update) Even Magicians Sometimes Have to Compromise with Reality

The next day.

There were still two hours before the second round of assessment.

Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er and Mu arrived early outside the competition venue.

But Big Boss was not with them.

"I haven't seen Big Boss Li Cheng anywhere, where did he go?" Mu was puzzled.

"He must have gone somewhere to cultivate." Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er thought for a moment and asked, "Well, anyway, he will be back before the competition starts. By the way, Brother Mu, do you know the rules of this second round assessment?"

"Hmm..." Mu hesitated for a moment, looked left and right, and leaned closer: "I do have some news. The focus of this assessment seems to be taking other people's identities and names."

"Identities, names? What does that mean?" Xiu Si frowned.

"It is said that the Chief Examiner will assign each examinee a title, and the method of assessment is to see other people's identities and write them down. As for the specific details, I don't know," Mu explained.

As the child of the War God, he had known some of the exam questions in advance.

Of course, knowing these exam questions was of no use anyway.

After all, identities were pure random numbers distributed on the spot, and no one could see them in advance.

Not far behind the two of them.

Magic Dragon Tower Aide Tar, disguised as an ordinary examinee, smiled sinisterly.

His pupils, reflecting Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er's appearance, emitted an eerie and greedy light.

As long as he sacrificed Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er to the Abyss Realm, his task would be completed.

By then, he, Magic Dragon Tower Aide Tar, would become a true dragon!

He would transcend the human skin and become a true high-dimensional being! "I am the only Transcendent, you are all my consumables." Magic Dragon Tower Aide Tar smiled and disappeared into the darkness.

This time, in the exam, not only Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er, but all human examinees appearing before him would become his bait. —Inside the restroom of the Full Moon Academy office area.

The Chief Examiner straightened his chest, walked into the washroom, and went straight to the innermost urinal.

"Sigh."

He sighed, tried hard to control his sphincter, and opened the gate to release water.

Although the Chief Examiner was a Strong One who had reached the peak of the Fourth Rank and usually paid great attention to physical training, in some matters he still could not resist the erosion of time.

People, after all, still have to face their increasingly aging prostate.

The Chief Examiner inevitably entered a power-up state.

This power-up lasted for more than three minutes.

Fortunately, today was the day of the assessment, there were not many people in the office area, and the restroom was the same; no one appreciated his ugly appearance.

Just then, footsteps came from outside the washroom.

Immediately after, an elegant noble wearing a tailcoat and a wide-brimmed hat walked in.

The Chief Examiner glanced at him and then withdrew his gaze.

Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er, the second seat of the first round exam, an unparalleled genius, the Funeral Dragon Descendant who ranked only below Big Boss Li Cheng.

The Chief Examiner had an impression of him.

But even with an impression, he would not take the initiative to greet Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er; on one hand, it was to maintain a teacher's dignity, and on the other hand, it was to maintain a man's decency.

But Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er seemed not to think so.

His face was filled with a warm sunlight smile, without any hesitation, he walked straight to the pool next to the Chief Examiner, flicked his tailcoat, and untied his pants.

The Chief Examiner glanced at that donkey-demon-like size and instantly felt respect.

Then he heard the water sound from the next stall and instantly turned ashen.

No, weren't there so many empty pools in the air? Why did you have to stand next to me? Don't you know the men's restroom rules? The splashing water sound made the Chief Examiner annoyed; he let out a long breath, pulled up his pants, and walked into the restroom stall.

He decided not to argue with a pervert.

Sitting on the toilet, the Chief Examiner raised his head.

Since standing didn't work, then sitting would do; it just happened to clear out the stock in his belly too.

But unexpectedly, a few seconds later, only hearing a bang, the stall next to him was also quickly opened and closed.

From the stall, the Chief Examiner saw Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er's leather shoes. Good, good, good, so you want to play like this, huh? Isn't it over yet? Veins bulged on the Chief Examiner's forehead; he took a few deep breaths, finally said nothing, just leaned the back of his head against the wall, and enjoyed this moment of tranquility.

Reaching middle age, everything goes against one's wishes; the happiest time is when squatting in the toilet.

With the stormy rain falling smoothly, he felt his soul had been sublimated.

Not long ago, when he first entered Full Moon Academy, during every break, he would follow three or five good friends to sublimate in the toilet.

At that time, his prostate was still very healthy.

"Sigh, what a pity, brothers, we can never see each other again."

Sorrowfully exhaling a breath, the Chief Examiner took out a yellowed old portrait from his bosom; the five people painted on that portrait, now except for himself, had all gone to another world.

The battle with the Abyss was just that cruel; perhaps a rare and ordinary meeting could be the last meeting.

The pleasure of sublimation was transmitted from the lower abdomen to the back of the head; the Chief Examiner, who had emptied everything, smiled self-mockingly, exhaled a breath, and reached his hand toward the tissue box next to him.

The box was opened.

Nothing at all.

Not even a used paper core; on the stainless steel iron box, brown marks were scattered here and there, as if narrating a terrifying story.

The Chief Examiner turned over all the pockets on his entire body, inside and out, but still did not find a trace of toilet paper.

He swallowed his saliva and pinned his hopes on Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er in the next stall.

"Uh, Little Brother, do you have paper?"

What answered him was the constant pattering sound of shaking from the next stall.

Immediately after, a gentle voice came back.

"Chief Examiner Adult, have you ever thought about why the toilet is called a washroom?"

As if a bolt of lightning had flashed across the back of the Chief Examiner's head, he lowered his head, looked at his own hand, and fell silent.

Minutes later, the Chief Examiner gave up on Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er's proposal; he looked at the portraits of his comrades in his hand with a gentle expression, lightly caressing their faces in his memory:

"Brothers, rest assured, my longing for you will not yellow just because the photos have yellowed!"

"Go in peace!"

He resolutely raised the portraits.

Just then, only a *pa* sound was heard, and a pack of tissues was thrown from next door to beneath the Chief Examiner.

At this moment, the Chief Examiner's eyes brimmed with tears! Thank you, Tissue Hero! Moved, he picked up the letter.

Half a minute later, the Chief Examiner pushed open the stall door and walked out satisfied.

Looking at Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er waiting outside, he only felt this young man was truly an incomparably elegant noble.

He opened his mouth, wanting to say some words of thanks, but unexpectedly, a wave of dizziness came from the top of his head.

Immediately after, he collapsed to the ground.

His final consciousness let him see Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er walking toward him; the Chief Examiner struggled to say: "You, you... the paper, has poison!"

"Yeah." Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er smiled gently: "The effect of rectal administration is double that of oral, rest assured, it's just sleeping pills, but carefully compounded by me."

"Who on earth are you..." The Chief Examiner's eyelids drooped.

"I am Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er oh, Chief Examiner Adult, wasn't it you who said so?" Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er imitated his tone: "The exam has already begun from this very moment!"

I TM told you to make a move on the examinee, you TMD... made a move on the examiner instead?

"You, you, you son of a..." After three 'yous', the Chief Examiner could speak no more, fell to the ground, and passed out into a coma.

And Xiu Si Si Si Si Da Er also plucked off the mask on his face, revealing Li Cheng's appearance.

He smiled, dragged the Chief Examiner into the innermost stall, then placed the strengthened Abyssal Mask onto his face.

Finally, he put up an 'Under Repair' sign at the men's restroom door.

Two minutes later, wearing the Chief Examiner's coat, bearing the Chief Examiner's face, wearing the Chief Examiner's glasses... the Chief Examiner, walked out of the washroom.

From now on, Li Cheng...

is the Chief Examiner lo! (Chapter Complete)