Chapter 94: Before, During, and After

The second round assessment ended.

The candidates' rankings were finalized.

And the top three of this exam have already been announced.

First place: Big Boss, 151 points.

Second place: Karenina, 40 points.

Third place: Mu, 14 points; Xiu Si Da Er, 14 points.

As expected of a descendant of the War God Clan, even under such vicious group mockery, he resolutely filled in the list to help Xiu Si.

Never abandon, never give up — this is his Nin Arrive.

Outside Huberian Castle, a large crowd of people dressed in various ways were waiting early.

They wore all kinds of Long Robes, holding all kinds of Relics in their hands — Magic Cameras for shooting, and Magic Quills for recording.

These people were frontline reporters from various Forces.

Full Moon Academy's Entrance Exam has always been a major event watched by the entire Tianming Continent.

Reports on those geniuses who placed, even outsold the story of the City of Bones' young prince Skeleton Elf, using his own thigh bone to stir-fry his stepmother's daughter's stepfather's younger brother.

Thus, these reporters all stared at the castle Exit with tiger gaze, every single one prepared to sprint a hundred meters.

No choice, too many monks too little meat — everyone wanted to snatch the first-hand news.

Mu was the first to walk out of the exam hall.

After being polluted by the candidates' continuous "gutter literature" profanity for two hours.

Mu, grew.

He transformed from an initially ashen face, regretting coming to this World, to spring breeze proud, enjoying everyone's curses.

He deeply realized that his former self was truly too narrow-minded.

It's not that only a pretender king can get everyone's attention; rather, those who get everyone's attention can become pretender kings.

And showing off in public is obviously not the only means to attract attention.

A Clown is far more effective than showing off in public.

Thus, he kept his Promise, stripped Xiu Si Da Er's Underwear down, and put it on his head.

Not to mention, Xiu Si Brother's Underwear was full of the smell of his favorite Soybean Juice — damn, lickable delicious.

Such intense smell, paired with Mu's handsome face, was simply a walking spotlight harvester.

Seeing that the moment he appeared he attracted the Gaze of all reporters present, Mu smiled faintly.

Worthy of his and Xiu Si Brother's boiling blood Combo Skill, it really works! And those reporters looked at Mu one after another like looking at a monster.

Whispering voices resounded.

"No way, is this guy a Pervert? Why did he put Underwear on his head?"

"Don't know, maybe, genius on the left, madman on the right?"

But no matter what, Mu was also the first candidate to come out, reporters swarmed over.

"May I ask, classmate, how many points, what rank are you!"

A reporter shoved a microphone into Mu's mouth, giving him a throat collision and inspection.

"Mmph mph mph mph!" Mu rolled his eyes on the spot, cheeks flushed red.

"Oh, sorry." The reporter hurriedly pulled the microphone out: "Please speak."

"Cough cough, not much, 14 points, ranked third." Mu swallowed saliva, looking at that microphone somewhat reluctantly.

"Wow, 14 points, third! Awesome!" The reporter instantly exclaimed.

The other reporters also all gasped.

14 points, no matter which year, is not a low score.

This is a big fish — all reporters thought so.

"May I ask, how did you obtain such a high score?"

"This..." Mu's eyes rolled, proudly saying: "Me, during the exam I became an Invincible Fire Wheel that can crush everything, relying on this move, got the score."

"Invincible Fire Wheel?" That reporter gasped again: "What move is that, never heard of it!"

"Uh, you haven't heard, normal." Mu tugged the Underwear on his head, proudly: "After all, that's the terrifying Ability that triggered the Academy Legend 'Three-Faced Monster Ball'."

"Academy Legend... actually this powerful." The reporter was shocked, he could now affirm he hit big news: "Can you tell in detail?"

If I tell, not only will Dad beat me to death, classmates will kill me too...

Mu is no fool, he cold snorted and came up with a countermeasure: "This kind of thing, I can only say those who understand understand, those who don't I won't say more, even if I say you won't understand, better not say, savor it slowly, you also don't come ask me what's going on, the implications are too huge."

Reporter: "..."

Although couldn't understand what Mu was saying, such a long Sentence Pattern, at first listen it's quite awesome.

He nodded firmly: "Understood. Then, convenient to leave a name? I need to register it in the Magic Department's Newspaper."

Magic Department? Newspaper?

Mu instantly sensed Danger — if the "Three-Faced Monster Tale" he just spoke of were registered in the Newspaper alongside his name, then all candidates who personally experienced the Second Round Assessment would know that he, Mu, is the culprit of everything.

If that happens, Dad Bas wouldn't immediately strangle me to death, retrain a Small Account?

No, this kind of thing absolutely cannot happen.

His brain spun rapidly, thinking of a countermeasure now.

He was the first to come out, no matter whose name he gives, there's risk of exposure.

Must find someone who absolutely cannot refute him.

Where to find such a person...

He narrowed his eyes, a Lightning flashed across the back of his head.

Wait, isn't there someone who lost their senses, fainted and couldn't get up, and just happened to take the exam, completely unable to refute themselves? Mu sneered: "Xiu Si Da Er, I am Xiu Si Da Er of the Order Church."

After saying that, he pulled the underwear from the top of his head, and with the posture of the Underwear-Masked Knight, went off into the distance. Leaving only the reporters staring at each other in blank dismay.

"Hmm, Xiu Si Da Er with underwear on his head, huh, he's a weirdo."

Right at this moment, the second examinee walked out from inside Huberian Castle.

That was a girl with a head of pink hair, a shy smile on her face, and still carrying a bit of baby fat, looking cute.

Besides Karenina this little birth, who else could it be?

Upon seeing her, the hearts of all the reporters were about to be melted by cuteness.

This is a harmless little girl — all the reporters thought as much.

"Little sister, may I ask how many points you got, what place are you?"

"I, I..." Karenina fidgeted, looking timid.

"Don't be afraid, uncles aren't bad people, relax, speak properly."

"I, I got 40 points, second place."

What, 40 points, second place! Several reporters' eyes instantly went straight.

Originally thought Xiu Si Da Er's score was already high enough, didn't expect someone's score would actually be double his! "Can you tell us, how did you get such a high score?"

"Actually, actually nothing special." Karenina lifted her hair: "I just disguised myself as a victim's appearance, entrapment, sent all those examinee brothers into traps."

"Oh, by the way I also stripped their clothes off, robbed all their gold coins, magic badge stones and relics."

"Examinee brothers were very happy, all shouting there that I'm the rising hope!"

What thing, what rising hope?

Are you sure it's not the rising Dong Xi? And robbery this kind of thing, are you sure this is something our program can say? Most importantly, why would these words come out of such a cute girl's mouth!

The reporters' fantasy of the beautiful girl shattered.

"That, is it convenient to tell us, your name? With such a high score, you can make the front page headlines!"

"Ah?" Karenina froze.

Entrapment this kind of thing, its main point is an information asymmetry, it's because everyone thinks she's harmless that she can keep fishing successfully.

If it gets in the newspaper, everyone will know she's a little birth.

Then how to fish afterwards?

These dropped gold coins, magic badge stones and relics, are all gifts she wants to give to Big Boss Brother! So many festivals in a year, Valentine's Day, White Valentine's Day, 520, 521, Father's Day, the 10th day meeting Big Boss Brother, 20th day, 30th day anniversaries... so many festivals, all have to give Big Boss Brother gifts.

If she can't catch fish, where would she get gifts for Big Boss Brother? No gifts, wouldn't Big Boss Brother lose out on a billion?

No, this kind of thing absolutely cannot happen.

She absolutely cannot leave her real name in the newspaper.

Then whose name to leave?

She's the second one to come out, besides reporting Mu's name, all have risk of exposure.

But Mu is really too disgusting, too perverted, actually wearing Xiu Si Da Er's underwear on his head...

Reporting his name, she herself would feel uncomfortable all over.

Then who to find? Must find someone absolutely unable to refute her.

Wait...

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning flashed across the back of her mind.

Next second, Karenina's eyes trembled, revealing a harmless sweet smile.

"I'm called Xiu Si Da Er, Xiu Si Da Er of the Order Sect."

After saying that, she bounced and hopped away, turning around.

Leaving only the reporters staring at each other in blank dismay once again.

"Wait, the previous person was also called Xiu Si Da Er, right?"

The reporter was confused, shouldn't be, could it be same name? They instinctively felt something was off, but upholding the spirit of journalism, they still resolutely recorded the name down.

"Entrapment Xiu Si Da Er, huh, he's a weirdo."

Right at this moment, the third examinee also came out from inside Huberian Castle.

The corner of his mouth carried a bright sunny smile, at a glance he was that kind of gentle and refined beautiful youth.

If not Big Boss, who else could it be?

All reporters, once again surrounded him.

"This classmate, may I ask you..."

"Uh, 151 points, first place."

After Big Boss finished speaking, he planned to leave, he'd already seen the post-assessment interview plot many times, had become numb to this sense of achievement.

"Oh no, we're not asking your score." The reporter extended a finger: "I want to ask you, are you also called Xiu Si Da Er?"

Big Boss: "???"

What thing?

The pots on Xiu Si's body, increased again?

He just wanted to say something, but only heard "whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh—".

The reporters in front continuously sucked in cold breaths, just like that fiercely sucked for nearly a minute before stopping.

That astonishing lung capacity, made Big Boss stare dumbfounded.

Immediately after, that reporter gave a loud shout, roaring out all the cold air.

"What did you say, you got 151 points??"

"Full Moon Queen's historical record, broken?!!"

Chapter Complete