Chapter 61: Clinging to My Sister's Thigh
Ye Chen listened to Hunyan's words and also fell into silence.
Hunyan seemed to have seen Ye Chen's emotion and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Don't ask, my Dao heart has completely collapsed."
"Your Dao heart is no good, it collapses so easily—I still have a lot I haven't said."
After Hunyan finished speaking, Ye Chen squatted to the side, his face full of despair.
"Hunyan, if you can't speak, don't speak next time."
After Ye Chen finished speaking, Hunyan, without any emotional fluctuation, added, "Junior brother, just practice more."
Ye Chen: "Huh?!"
"Where did you learn that?"
Ye Chen asked, it's hard to imagine such words would come from the first eye born of heaven and earth.
"It's just what you picked up while your parents were scrolling videos."
"Next time, close your eyes!"
"Okay."
Hunyan didn't refuse and directly agreed to Ye Chen.
"There's a saying I don't know if you've heard."
Hunyan asked Ye Chen again; Ye Chen knew it wasn't holding back a good fart, but his curious heart and leaky mouth still made him blurt out, "What saying?"
"The bottled water in the supermarket is 1.8 yuan."
"What does that mean?"
"It's a 10% discount."
Ye Chen: "……"
Bai Lingling beside them listened to the conversation between Ye Chen and Hunyan, her clear eyes curiously watching Ye Chen and Hunyan; she, who had always stayed in Gui Wu, didn't know what Ye Chen and Hunyan were saying.
"Ye Chen brother, and big-eyes brother, what are you talking about?"
"Nothing, your big-eyes brother is asking for a beating."
After hearing Ye Chen's words, Bai Lingling seriously nodded, "Oh, I see—then big-eyes brother is disobedient!"
Hunyan didn't show much emotion in response to Bai Lingling's words, but calmly replied, "You don't need to call me big-eyes brother; just like you call Ye Chen brother, call me Hunyan."
"Okay, Hunyan brother!"
"You don't have to call me brother."
"Okay, Hunyan brother!"
Seeing he couldn't change Bai Lingling's words, Hunyan simply stopped speaking.
Suddenly, Bai Lingling looked at Ye Chen; Ye Chen looked at her gaze and felt strange, so he asked Bai Lingling, "What's wrong with you?"
"Um, Ye Chen brother, I'm hungry."
After hearing Bai Lingling's words, Ye Chen took out the Ten Thousand Souls Banner, extracted several souls from it, purified their energy, and fed it to Bai Lingling.
After consuming that pure energy, Bai Lingling quickly fell asleep.
After all, this place is not necessarily chosen by heaven and earth for her; there are still shortcomings. Ye Chen's conditions are limited now, but after some time he will change Bai Lingling's formation.
After Bai Lingling fell asleep, Ye Chen sent her back into the formation, and then he began talking with Hunyan.
"Hunyan, in your memory, is there any cultivation method for this kind of soul?"
After Ye Chen finished speaking, Hunyan fell silent for a moment, seemingly recalling whether there was any cultivation method of this type.
Soon, Hunyan's voice sounded.
"There is, but..."
Ye Chen heard Hunyan pause, his brows slightly furrowed, and immediately asked, "But what?"
"The conditions are rather harsh, but fortunately, she meets them all."
After hearing Hunyan's words, Ye Chen almost couldn't hold back and wanted to punch Hunyan, but punching Hunyan on the forehead would be like punching his own forehead, so Ye Chen restrained himself.
"This is no different from the nonsense you're spouting."
"You say, is it possible that I'm just spouting nonsense?"
"……"
Hunyan sensed Ye Chen's emotion, his eyeballs rolling in their sockets as he said, "I've slept so long—what's wrong with talking a bit more?"
"Not bad, it's fine."
After Ye Chen finished speaking, he said nothing more; at this moment he wanted to remain silent.
But Hunyan's voice suddenly sounded again.
"I will transmit the corresponding cultivation method to you; you can then pass it on to Bai Lingling when the time comes."
"Okay."
At the moment Ye Chen fainted, an obscure and difficult-to-understand scripture suddenly appeared in his mind.
As Ye Chen read this scripture, he grew more and more shocked.
"Holy shit, Hunyan, do you have any other cultivation method? Just give me one at random."
After Ye Chen said that, Hunyan told him not to think about it, because the cultivation methods there are all unsuitable for him to cultivate.
But Ye Chen still wasn't resigned, and asked again: "You've lived so many years—could you really not find a single cultivation method suitable for me?"
However, Hunyan replied firmly: "No."
"I don't believe it!"
"No, you do believe it."
"No! Believe!"
You believe.
Hunyan's tone stayed flat from start to finish; to it, having none meant having none, and no matter what Ye Chen said, it still replied, "None."
After a stalemate for a while, Ye Chen no longer insisted; anyway, he had a system, though the system was a bit quirky, but what it gave was indeed good.
"By the way, how did you break through to the Extreme Boundary? Did you take medicine? I remember this kind of medicine has long been lost; though I recall the pill formula, the corresponding herbs have disappeared throughout history, so I'm curious—did you cultivate to the Extreme Boundary on your own, or did you by chance obtain an Extreme Boundary Pill?"
After Hunyan finished speaking, Ye Chen's heart was shocked to the extreme.
"Holy shit, old monster is just different; even you know that."
Ye Chen thought to himself, he wasn't afraid Hunyan could read his thoughts, because with the system present, it couldn't read Ye Chen's thoughts.
The current situation is, unless Ye Chen initiates conversation with Hunyan, or Hunyan talks with him and he responds, otherwise at ordinary times Hunyan cannot probe his thoughts.
Although Ye Chen was startled that Hunyan knew about the Secret Realm Pill, he still replied with an unchanged expression: "My talent is this good; I must have cultivated up on my own."
After Ye Chen finished speaking, Hunyan immediately said, "Impossible"; hearing Hunyan say it almost without hesitation almost made Ye Chen angry enough to beat Hunyan up.
"Why am I impossible?"
Ye Chen asked Hunyan.
After he finished asking, Hunyan also gave a response to his question.
"Your talent is not bad; you could even be called a monster among geniuses, a place among the heavenly pride is not lacking for you, but I've lived far too long, I've seen too many monsters; compared to 'them,' you're still far from enough, because those geniuses call 'them'—geniuses!"
Before Hunyan finished speaking, it continued.
"But your sister, compared to them, is even more heaven-defying, stronger, and harder to fathom; if things go smoothly, one day your sister could even tread the Great Dao."
After Hunyan finished speaking, Ye Chen blurted out "NBplusproMax".
"I'm basically on the pace to cling to my sister's thigh!"
Ye Chen felt secretly delighted, yet he remained calm; Hunyan had said before that due to his sister's heaven-defying aptitude, she might not be able to be born, and furthermore, crises beyond Xingkong were approaching, making Ye Chen feel immense pressure.
"My cultivation speed still needs to become faster!"
Ye Chen silently thought to himself.
End of Chapter
