Chapter 49: Rebooting the
Inside the Insect Workshop of the new R&D Center.
A restless atmosphere, somewhat different from the usual focused problem‑solving, permeates the area.
Wang Hao circles the miniature milling machine that Zhao Gong has just personally fine‑tuned for live‑stream demonstration, turning it round and round.
Holding a phone gimbal in his hand, he mutters:
"Angle, right, this angle has to capture Zhao Gong's 'Divine Hands' with a cinematic feel!"
"And Xiao Bai, how about we stick a 'Tie Lang Gong Fang Chief Courier' label on your head later?"
The robot dog Xiao Bai, whom he mentioned, is quietly lying on its designated charging spot, its standby light flashing blue.
Next to it, Zhao Gong is polishing his beloved set of tools.
Wen Yan lifts his eyelids, gives Wang Hao a light glance, and says nothing.
But the meaning in his gaze is obvious.
Feng Yan watches the familiar yet slightly novel chaotic scene before him.
He claps his hands, drawing everyone's attention.
"Brothers, three‑hour countdown to the live stream!"
"Everyone, double‑check your 'gear' and 'script' again."
"Our slogan for this rebooted live room is—'Tie Lang Gong Fang, Surprise Returns!'"
"Absolutely!" Wang Hao is the first to respond, waving the gimbal.
"Feng, don't worry, I've got the process sorted! We'll start with a sentimental hook, then let Xiao Bai make a dazzling entrance!"
"Finally... hey, Feng, can't we tease a bit about the 'big baby' we're working on?"
"Just a little, enough to hook them!"
He winks and makes a tantalizing gesture.
Before Feng Yan can speak, Chen Guang, typing code rapidly on his laptop nearby, says without looking up:
"According to Article 1.3 of the 'Tie Lang Gong Fang First Unofficial Live Stream Content Safety Boundary and Information Filtering Guidelines'."
"It prohibits mentioning any unpublished project code names, specific performance parameters, internal R&D progress, or any direct information related to 'Dragon Chant'."
"Article 2.7 adds that any metaphor or description that could trigger excessive speculation or military inference is prohibited."
"Wang Hao, your reference to the 'big baby' is already in violation."
Wang Hao's face collapses instantly, and he howls:
"Guangzi! Your 'filtering criteria' are way too strict!"
"If this can't, that can't, what are we going to stream? Stream Xiao Bai taking a walk?"
Li Yang silently installs a laser scanning module, equipped with a civilian‑grade protective housing, onto Xiao Bai's rear universal interface.
Wen Yan looks up and, succinctly, says two words: "Technology."
"Exactly!" Feng Yan takes the floor and walks to the whiteboard.
"Haozi, put away those ideas of making a big headline."
"The core of this live stream is 'sentiment' and 'fun', with a side showing a bit of the 'hardcore' surface."
"The tone is low‑key, people‑friendly, substantive yet not classified."
Pointing at the mind map, he says, "Opening: Haozi leads, talks about recent updates, showcases the safe zones of the new environment."
"Then, Xiao Bai enters, performing routine patrols with entertaining deliveries."
"Next, Guangzi demonstrates civilian applications of laser scanning."
"I'll appear occasionally for comic relief."
"Zhao Gong is the closing 'mysterious guest', showcasing traditional handicraft without showing his face."
Zhao Gong is delicately polishing a file with a piece of deer skin, and upon hearing that, merely hums "mm".
His face remains as calm as a still ancient well.
"Alright, everyone do a final check." Feng Yan claps his hands.
The group disperses in response, each busy with their tasks.
Feng Yan pulls out his phone and opens the long‑dormant 'Tie Lang Gong Fang' live‑stream account, whose avatar is still a photo of a corner of the old warehouse.
He drafts a live‑stream announcement:
"Thanks for waiting, friends! Tomorrow at 2 PM, the 'Tie Lang Gong Fang' live room, surprise reboot!"
"We'll chat about recent updates, see Xiao Bai's new home life, and some fun little gadgets~ Don't miss it!"
He clicks send. Almost instantly, dozens of comments flood the backend.
【WTF! It's alive! The wolf guys are back!】
【Missing persons returning!】
【I thought you guys were recruited by the state (dog head)】
【Xiao Bai! My electronic pet Xiao Bai!】
【New home? Looks like you've become prosperous!】
【Looking forward! We'll be on standby tomorrow at the exact time!】
At 2 PM, the live stream starts on schedule.
Wang Hao steadies his mindset and takes a deep breath.
He puts on his signature, slightly exaggerated smile and appears before the camera.
"Brothers! I've missed you to death!" he waves vigorously at the camera.
"That's right! You didn't see wrong! Our 'Tie Lang Gong Fang' banner is flying again today!"
"Look at this backdrop, this setting—doesn't it feel like swapping a bird gun for a cannon? Haha!"
He controlled the cloud platform, slowly and steadily sweeping over a corner of the meticulously arranged Insect Workshop.
【Damn! This environment is ten thousand times better than that previous warehouse!】
【Looks like we've really made it big!】
【Where's Wolf Old? And where's Feng Yan big shot? And Light God?】
【The streamer is still this energetic (laughing-crying).】
"Hehe, our Feng Yan manager will come inspect the work later." Wang Hao saw the barrage and immediately responded.
"Li Ge and Guangzi are doing technical support backstage! As for why we've disappeared for so long..."
He deliberately paused, lowering his voice.
"All I can say is, we took on a big job and moved to this... uh... place that's more conducive to letting our 'tossing' spirit shine!"
"The specifics are secret! Those who understand, understand!"
【Got it, the national team has been confirmed!】
【This wave, this wave is the amateur crew becoming official!】
【The streamer's smug attitude shows the work is being done well!】
Feng Yan looked at the barrage on the monitoring screen, inwardly complaining:
"This Haozi guy talks about keeping a low profile, but his body is honest!"
"Alright, no more small talk!" Wang Hao saw the atmosphere was heated enough.
Turning the topic, "Please welcome the appearance value representative, wisdom embodiment, diligent and brave—robot dog 'Xiao Bai'—making a dazzling entrance!"
The camera switched, aiming at the passage entrance.
Only seeing Xiao Bai stepping in with a light and steady gait, slowly walking into the frame.
【Wow! Xiao Bai! Mom loves you!】
【More handsome! Feels more stable too!】
【This positioning, this demeanor, no wonder it's a dog that's seen the big world!】
Xiao Bai followed the preset program, patrolling along a fixed route inside the Insect Workshop.
It perfectly demonstrated basic functions like automatic obstacle avoidance and precise docking.
Subsequently, under Wang Hao's command, it steadily walked out of the workshop, through the corridor, to the elevator.
"Next, this is one of Xiao Bai's daily tasks"
"——taking the elevator, cross-floor operations!" Wang Hao narrated while filming.
Only seeing Xiao Bai pause briefly at the elevator doors, sensing the elevator's arrival and opening, then steadily entering.
Inside the narrow elevator car, it flexibly adjusted its posture, completing a turn.
Chen Guang remotely pressed the target floor from backstage.
【This elevator rides smoother than me!】
【Too smart! That's what a national-level team's training produces!】
【Xiao Bai: basic ops, don't 6.】
After exiting the elevator, Xiao Bai entered an open office area.
Finally stopping beside a workstation marked "Temporary Supply Point".
"Alright, now it's the fun interactive segment!" Wang Hao's voice sounded excited.
"Let's have Xiao Bai help run an errand to show everyone its item identification and transport ability!"
He took out a few items and placed them on another workstation far away:
A pack of spicy strips, a bottle of happy water for otaku, and a thick "Mechanical Design Manual".
"Xiao Bai, target, happy water for otaku!" Wang Hao issued the command.
Xiao Bai's camera turned, locked onto the target, then stepped forward, its mechanical claw precisely grabbing that bottle of happy water.
Then it steadily transported it toward Wang Hao's direction.
However, just on its path forward.
Unknown which researcher "accidentally" dropped a brightly colored rubber duck.
Xiao Bai's vision system instantly caught this unusually bright object.
Its forward speed visibly slowed, its head slightly tilting.
Wang Hao's heart gave a thump.
【Huh? Xiao Bai seems attracted to the little duck?】
【Hahaha, as expected, it's still a dog, likes toys!】
【Overturn warning?】
Just when everyone thought Xiao Bai would again perform the "lack of focus" act.
But it merely paused in place for a second, its camera quickly swinging between the duck and distant Wang Hao.
Then... it actually lifted a front leg.
Using its mechanical claw, it gently nudged the little duck to the side of the path!
Then, as if nothing had happened, it resumed speed.
It steadily delivered the happy water to Wang Hao's front, and used its mechanical claw to push it forward a bit.
Wang Hao froze for a moment, then ecstatically took the happy water and laughed loudly at the camera.
"See? Brothers! This is progress! This is growth!"
"Our Xiao Bai now not only completes tasks, but also learned to clear obstacles on the fly!"
"What is this called? This is called an improvement in 'intelligence'!"
He twisted open the bottle cap and took a big gulp, enjoying it.
【Hahaha, this contemptible little action!】
【Xiao Bai: Don't bother me, I'm busy working!】
【This handling method is awesome!】
【Wang Hao's acting is so exaggerated I want to hit him!】
Feng Yan watched backstage, also breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help laughing.
Li Yang silently recorded the behavioral data of Xiao Bai's response to the sudden disturbance.
Chen Guang pushed his glasses up, then began analyzing the logical chain behind this autonomous intervention behavior based on priority judgment.
The atmosphere in the livestream heated up.
Wang Hao watched the barrage fly across the screen, then waved his hand energetically.
"Brothers, warm-up's over! Next up, please welcome our tech specialist—Guangzi!"
"Let him show everyone what other fun stuff Xiao Bai has hidden!"
End of Chapter
