[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-1":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":18,"prevChapterSlug":19,"totalChapters":20,"novelImage":21},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":12,"translator":16,"content_hash":17},2264824,4422,"Chapter 1: You, Saint Guilliman?","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-1",1,"\u003Cp>In the capital of the Underworld System, Asford Star, within a ruined district of Fedia City.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s head emerged from an Arbitrary Ring, cautiously surveying the ruined district.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fedia City is ancient, its founding dating back to the Dark Age before the Emperor began the Great Crusade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Over its long history, many districts were abandoned, buried, and forgotten.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many mutants, psykers, and cultists rejected by the Imperium secretly hid within these buried districts, lurking in the darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even so, scavengers like Zhou Yun still risked entering these ruins.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, these ruins might conceal valuable items, and with luck, even ancient technological artifacts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That would mean great wealth—provided the digger didn’t lose his life in the process.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun looked out and saw the twin crimson suns pouring radiation-laced sunlight through the shattered dome, illuminating collapsed buildings and abandoned machinery, while partially revealing thick pipes as tall as a man amid the rubble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Noticing these pipes, Zhou Yun raised an eyebrow slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Looks like actinium pipes? Could this be an abandoned old actinium plant?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After confirming no immediate danger, Zhou Yun crawled out of the Arbitrary Ring, took the golden ring from the wall, and shoved it into the white pocket on his abdomen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The ring, one meter in diameter, was stuffed into a white pocket no bigger than a palm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stepped over rubble to the nearest section of abandoned pipe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The pipe was half-buried in ruins, its steel surface coated in powdery crimson rust.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet the double-headed eagle emblem and the Viceroy Flax family crest were still faintly visible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The presence of Imperial and Viceroy markings indicated this pipe was a product of the post-Great Crusade era.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Judging by the extent of corrosion, it had likely been buried for two or three centuries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun wrapped his arms around the pipe and pressed the white pocket on his abdomen against it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The pipe, two meters high and five to six meters long, flowed like liquid into the white pocket on his abdomen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Actinium Transport Pipe]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: Underworld Shield System – Asford Star – Mechanical Spire]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Evaluation: Actinium is the blood of the hive city; this is its vein.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Manufactured: 705.M41]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Condition: Heavily Damaged]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Value: 500 credits]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sure enough, an actinium pipe. Too bad it’s wrecked beyond repair.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun couldn’t help shaking his head; this pipe was worth only 500 credits—nowhere near enough to buy an Arbitrary Door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of the price of the Arbitrary Door at the “Future Department Store,” Zhou Yun felt a slight stomach ache.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he didn’t save more credits to buy the Arbitrary Door, he’d end up feeding his biomass to the Great Devourer along with Asford Star.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his past life, Zhou Yun was a newbie Warhammer fan living in humanity’s Third Millennium of Peace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had just bought the Leviathan Big Pack and hadn’t even opened it before being transported to this Asford Star.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The human empire, the Underworld Shield System, the civilized world of Asford.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The planet’s Viceroy, Augustus Flax, was clearly the reincarnation of the Wanli Emperor of Ming Dynasty, experimenting with anarchism in the 41st millennium, governing with unwavering neglect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This had left the planet’s internal security in shambles, with all manner of gangs and criminal organizations running rampant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet upon arriving in this world, Zhou Yun felt a flicker of relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Compared to true hive worlds, death worlds, or forge worlds, Asford Star—despite its two toxic suns—was relatively habitable; average lifespan was nearly thirty, nearly matching Macragge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With enough luck, Zhou Yun might even live out a quiet, unremarkable life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But once he learned the timeline of his arrival, his relief vanished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the Four-Armed God-Emperor, this was now 999.M41.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the near future, the Leviathan Hive Fleet of the Great Devourer would arrive here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The true target of the Leviathan Hive Fleet was the Blood Angels’ homeworld of Baal, and the Underworld System lay directly in its path.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the not-so-distant future, the Astra Militarum, the Sisters of Battle, the Blood Angels, the Tyranids, even the Necrons and their Star-God Pokémon, would till this land of Asford, ultimately reducing the entire system to ash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Zhou Yun didn’t want to become a dead casualty in this brutal war, his only option was:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fourth-dimensional pocket on his abdomen—the Doraemon fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good news: Zhou Yun had arrived with a cheat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bad news: It was pay-to-use.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like in the anime, those miraculous items that defied physics—or even created universes—had to be rented or purchased from the Future Department Store.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun could exchange items recovered from the real universe for currency to buy or rent gear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But for the most miraculous items—the phone booth, the time machine, the Tomorrow Notebook, the Demon Passport—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their exorbitant prices left him feeling utterly out of reach.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had to focus on cheaper items that could help him escape, like the Arbitrary Door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Arbitrary Door]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: 22nd Century Earth – Future Department Store]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Evaluation: The original and most famous secret gadget. Do not use while a girl is bathing.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Manufactured: 231.M3]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Function: When the user grips the handle and thinks of a destination, the other side of the door connects the two locations. Open it, and you may cross to your target.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Value: 11,650,000 credits]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eleven million six hundred fifty thousand—Zhou Yun would need to collect tens of thousands of actinium pipes to afford it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right now, his pocket held only fifty thousand credits—far short.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The path of scavenging stretches endlessly, Zhou Yun silently sighed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He shook his head and continued rummaging through the rubble for discarded machinery to salvage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only large, high-value machines were converted into currency for his fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The smaller machines, he planned to sell within the hive city.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His threats weren’t just future Tyranids, mutant slums, or urban gangs—he also faced constant hunger and poverty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, there was also the ever-present possibility of Chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his past life, Zhou Yun was a Tyranid enthusiast; he owned only Tyranids and World Eaters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mostly because World Eaters were cheap to start—a Christmas Pack and a Patrol Pack were enough. He joined Chaos for his wallet’s sake.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As such, he had little faith in the Emperor, and even less resistance to Chaos corruption.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sometimes Zhou Yun even wondered if he’d already been corrupted by Chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend, danger lies ahead.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A noble, gentle, divine, and comforting voice echoed in Zhou Yun’s heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The voice was so moving that Zhou Yun instinctively felt trust.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A soft white light flared before his eyes; within it, a hazy figure with wings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Believe me. I, Saint Guilliman, Lord of Baal, swear to you: danger truly lies ahead.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The figure’s wings slowly unfurled, pure white feathers drifting gently. The divine voice, emanating from the soft white light, was saturated with warp effects.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.” Zhou Yun stared at the unmistakably warp-born figure appearing before him again, and took a deep breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.” The divine figure in the white light fell silent for a moment: “I am truly Saint Guilliman.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then I’m Roboute Guilliman, Lord of Ultramar.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1179,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z","Qwen3-Next 80B","a232bb87e362d691a1cfcfec25a995eff5fe280a622c4e59fe0ffa08691ca869","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-2",null,711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]