[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-100":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264923,4422,"Chapter 100: Allies","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-100",100,"\u003Cp>General Luo Site’s stern face twisted into a smile barely worthy of the name.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I trust my own judgment; at this point, we need not concern ourselves with inconvenient heretical remarks or the legality of psykers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“To speak heretically, if there is any chance of victory, I would even ally with the dead and merge with the xenos.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Luo Site’s words stirred no ripple in the hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone in this cathedral hall were soldiers General Luo Site could trust.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and Leina’s threshold for heresy had already been raised by Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>yet Zhou Yun’s lips twitched slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ally with the dead? Merge with the xenos?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a certain sense, General Luo Site’s words were indeed correct.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Noticing his words had drawn no reaction, General Luo Site sighed and shook his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I sincerely invite both of you to join the upcoming meeting; you will replace Viceroy Augustus Flax’s position.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course, this must wait until my dear Tech-Priest Shaho Lik has calmed the machine-spirit—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Commander, the machine-spirit is in ecstatic joy.” Before General Luo Site could finish, Tech-Priest Shaho Lik interrupted him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What?” General Luo Site blinked, confused, turning toward the laser comm-unit behind him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his memory, using this cursed device under the shadow of the Tyranid advance required the Tech-Priest to perform a sacred ritual of repeatedly unplugging and replugging it, smearing it with holy ointment and tapping it at a forty-five-degree angle before it might function properly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though his appearance betrayed nothing, General Luo Site was one hundred and eighty years old.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had witnessed many such operations by Tech-Priests and understood the complex rituals of calming machine-spirits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just now, as the two of you entered the hall, the machine-spirit suddenly surged with unexpected joy. Its entire mechanical state is optimal; interstellar communication can now be established.” Tech-Priest Shaho Lik’s gaze settled on Zhou Yun and Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina looked at Zhou Yun in confusion; General Luo Site turned to look at him too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun scratched his head, expression bewildered, waving his hand at the crowd to indicate he had no idea either.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The machine-spirit was ecstatic the moment it saw him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was this again due to the winged figure in Bai Guang’s assertion that he had further recognized his own warp essence?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun weighed it in his mind—he had been studying his newly acquired abilities lately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first was the ability to sleep: Zhou Yun had recently discovered he could fall asleep instantly anywhere, seemingly a capability of Ye Bi Daxiong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The second was an uncanny shooting skill: his marksmanship had inexplicably strengthened, reaching near-perfect accuracy—clearly another ability of Ye Bi Daxiong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The third was what this Tech-Priest described: causing the machine-spirit to rejoice. Machine affinity? Was this Ye Bi Daxiong’s ability or Doraemon’s?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun couldn’t sort it out right away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He himself remained half-skeptical about possessing warp essence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Zhou Yun’s expression of detachment, General Luo Site asked no further.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Establishing temporary interstellar communication was, Wulunruhe , beneficial.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sparks crackled from the laser comm-unit; such devices enabled unstable communication within the star system.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet with the Tyranids approaching and psyker communications growing more disrupted,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>these laser comm-units had become invaluable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Flashes of light erupted within the comm-unit, and faces appeared one by one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun glanced: six faces total, one spot still empty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It seems the Navy won’t bother joining our meeting,” said a woman with a scarred face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Imperial Navy garrisoned in the Underworld System had refused to consult with the Astra Militarum and the Sisters of Battle on defense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In their eyes, the soldiers stationed on the system’s planets were useless, expendable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They’ve always believed this to be a war they will inevitably win.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Luo Site spoke with grim pessimism:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I only hope we can hold out longer.” The Astra Militarum and Sisters of Battle viewed this as a war destined to be lost; their only hope was to delay until reinforcements from the Blood Angels arrived.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Navy, however, saw the Tyranids as mere paper tigers and believed the Underworld System would stand forever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Luo Site turned his head, pushing these thoughts aside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is Viceroy Zhou Yun and Lady Leina; I assume you’re all familiar with their records.” He gestured toward Zhou Yun and Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one objected to Zhou Yun’s participation; all knew his Zhanji .\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had suppressed the expansion of the Gene-Stealers, defeated two Chaos cults, and served as the right hand of the Gene-Stealer chieftain; now he was virtually the representative of the Asford Underhive’s forces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyone who opposed Zhou Yun’s presence at this meeting was vermin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Luo Site was unsurprised. He turned to Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“All information about our allies is in the files over there, but I’ll introduce them again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pointed to the faces on the comm-unit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This scarred woman is High Sister Magda Grace of the Holy Rose Convent; she and her ten thousand Sisters of Battle will defend Laixi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>High Sister Magda Grace nodded slightly in greeting: “I hear you’ve halted the Gene-Stealers’ advance. Well done—we failed to do the same on Laixi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>!。 Du\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her tone carried both praise for Zhou Yun and guilt for herself,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>for it was due to the intervention of the Xenos Inquisitor that she discovered the Gene-Stealers on Laixi; and as Zhou Yun knew, this was not the first time she had fought the Tyranids.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is Commander Alexei Demest of the Vostonya 1635th Armored Regiment, ‘Hammer of Vostonya’; he will garrison the toxic gas seas of Iksoi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Commander Alexei of the Vostonya Firstborn Regiment gave Zhou Yun and General Luo Site the Imperial eagle salute.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I came at General Luo Site’s call,” he said earnestly and resolutely. “This time, Vostonya will not stand idle.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During the Horus Heresy, Vostonya chose to stand idle; to atone for this sin, every firstborn son in every Vostonyan family now joins the Astra Militarum, swearing never again to absent themselves from war.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They possessed excellent toxin-dispersion equipment, ideal for combat in Iksoi’s poisonous atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is Commissar Tain Geer ; he will lead the Cadia forces to garrison the Void Dome on Tartarus.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Luo Site continued:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is Major Henrik Jansen of the Cadia 1433rd Air Regiment; he will defend the gas giant Aelos.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he reached the final face, General Luo Site paused:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“These are the Cadia Artillery Regiment; they will guard the asteroid belt encircling the outer edge of the system, under my direct command.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun nodded slightly to the Cadia soldiers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, every inhabited world in the Underworld System—except the dead world Pertita—was now defended by Imperial troops.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After introducing all commanders, General Luo Site sat beside Zhou Yun and pulled forward the Underworld System’s star map.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The structure of the Underworld System was peculiar:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the innermost region held two toxic stars,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>then outward came six planets: Tartarus, Asford, Laixi, Iksoi, Aelos, and Pertita,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>beyond them lay the asteroid belt known as the Lord’s Ring,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and farthest out stretched the Shimmering Shield—a layer of icy planetesimals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let me explain why the Navy is so confident of victory—and why they think we’re useless.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Luo Site sighed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1194,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","3fd6156cc5df58bc696f64a0ac57b7fdd3e98727435803059e86a84a5f2281ed","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-101","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-99",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]