[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-104":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264927,4422,"Chapter 104: Leyn Empire Sleep Day?","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-104",104,"\u003Cp>When Zhou Yun arrived at the Ark Guild’s outpost, at Rena’s office,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rena was buried under a pile of chaotic documents, handling affairs,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>many Ark Guild members, Astra Militarum officers, and Battle Sisters gathered around her,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>now, whether Astra Militarum or Battle Sisters, all needed the Ark Guild’s cooperation in operations, so her workload naturally became heavy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A Death Cult assassin in gray leather stepped silently from the shadows,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Chosen of the God, shall I inform Lady Rena of your arrival?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun waved his hand: “I can wait a while—it’s not urgent.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gray-leather Death Cult assassin bowed respectfully, then nodded to Dichi hidden in the shadows beside Zhou Yun, before vanishing back into darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun pulled out a chair from his fourth-dimensional pocket and sat on the corridor outside Rena’s office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He took the opportunity to check if there was anything he needed to exchange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His reward from the Underhive had all been credited, plus the extra money he extorted from Viceroy Augustus Flax.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s current savings reached nine million five hundred thousand, just two million short of exchanging for the Gate of Anywhere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the Truth Oracle had already confirmed Zhou Yun’s future: he would obtain the Gate of Anywhere,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>theoretically, even if he spent all this money, he would still eventually gather enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s goal was no longer just to exchange for the Gate of Anywhere,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he also intended, per the Truth Oracle’s judgment, to go to Baer to resurrect Saint Guilliman,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>which required another item, absurdly expensive,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>renting it once cost enough to buy countless Gate of Anywhere exchanges.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The good news was, Zhou Yun already had a plan to gather this sum,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he needed to ensure the Empire could resist the Tyranids to some degree,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the stronger the Empire’s resistance, the stronger the Tyranid units deployed,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and the greater Zhou Yun’s gains would be.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, this was not his ultimate goal,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s ultimate aim was to force the Tyranids into hatching a Hive Tyrant to counter the Empire,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>thus compelling the third party hidden in the Underworld System to reveal their hidden card.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun was targeting that hidden card held by the third party.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fiercer the war, the greater Zhou Yun’s gains,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>to achieve this goal, he needed certain items to gain freedom of movement on the battlefield,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>first,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Bamboo Helicopter]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: 22nd Century Earth—Future Department Store]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Evaluation: You still haven’t bought this?!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Production Date: 271.m3]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Function: A small flying device composed of two blades and a semi-spherical base, capable of continuous flight for over eight hours at 80 km\u002Fh, maneuvering in any direction and motion as the user thinks.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Value: 250,000]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One of the most famous items,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun had never exchanged for it, mainly because it was useless in the Underhive,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Underhive had no sky—only chaotic, tangled pipes and buildings, leaving no room for free flight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in the coming war, Zhou Yun would surely retreat with the Astra Militarum to the Upper Hive and even the Top Hive,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>at that point, the Bamboo Helicopter would be extremely useful,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>especially against Tyranid aerial units.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun pinched his chin, carefully considering his current weaknesses,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>though the pale, gray deathly aura—the Emperor’s blessing—had slightly enhanced his reflexes and physical strength,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he still couldn’t match the Astartes, who underwent heavy modifications and wore power armor, in defense and speed,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>facing Tyranid units famed for speed or massive, heavily armored, high-damage beasts, he’d be at a disadvantage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun needed items to enhance his speed and defense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He began searching the Future Department Store,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Speed Winder]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: 22nd Century Earth—Future Department Store]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Production Date: 261.m3]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Function: A giant golden wind-up key; once inserted into the back and fully wound, it accelerates all the user’s actions.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Value: 1,250,000]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An item priced at 1.25 million,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>its effect was simple: once inserted and wound, it accelerated all his movements,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>this acceleration didn’t enhance his physical capabilities—it was more like speeding up his personal time, making all his actions incredibly fast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for defense,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>with the extreme speed granted by the Speed Winder, Zhou Yun’s need for conventional defense decreased somewhat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He recalled from his past life and searched the Future Department Store for the item.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Reflective Cloak]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: 22nd Century Earth—Future Department Store]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Production Date: 251.m3]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Function: A red cloak; when swung toward an attack, it deflects any form of assault, and sometimes even reflects it back.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Value: 2,000,000\u002Ffive uses]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A 2-million-item usable only five times,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s face twitched slightly—this price was enough to make his liver ache,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but its effect justified the cost,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>any attack, no matter the form, could be deflected—or even reflected—by the red cloak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Considering he would almost certainly use this item in upcoming actions, Zhou Yun forced himself to endure the pain and exchanged for it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The crimson cloak and the half-meter-long metal wind-up key immediately appeared in Zhou Yun’s fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After completing these tasks, Zhou Yun looked up at Rena’s office,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>most people had left; he rose and entered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What do you want?” Rena said without looking up, still handling her work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She hadn’t noticed it was Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun noticed a stack of Emperor Tarot cards on her desk, two of them pulled out:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Shattered Planet and the Grassland Rider—she had reached the same conclusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beside the tarot cards lay a folded paper figure of Saint Guilliman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is it trendy to hang things related to Saint Guilliman lately?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flicker of confusion passed through Zhou Yun’s eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Zhou Yun?” Rena looked up when the visitor didn’t speak, and found Zhou Yun standing before her desk. She set down her papers and stretched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Happy holiday,” Rena said to Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Holiday?” Zhou Yun blinked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hehehe.” The winged figure in white light chuckled unpleasantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rena, watching Zhou Yun’s expression, twitched slightly at the corner of her eye: “It’s Saint Guilliman’s Day.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You didn’t forget today is Saint Guilliman’s Day, did you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, you didn’t forget today is Saint Guilliman’s Day, did you?” the winged figure in white light mocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s mouth twitched slightly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he remembered—today was Saint Guilliman’s Ascension Day,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>an Empire holiday commemorating and praising Saint Guilliman’s sacrifice,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>on this day, nearly everyone hung or carried simple handmade figures of Saint Guilliman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was one of the Empire’s grandest holidays,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>!.read\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No other Primarch received such treatment,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>at least Zhou Yun had never heard of a “Kiman Gets Stabbed Day,” a “Khan Doesn’t Get Lost Day,” or a “Leyn World Sleep Day.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder the winged figure in white light was so sarcastic,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he saw himself as Saint Guilliman, and Zhou Yun as his friend,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>forgetting today was Saint Guilliman’s Day was like forgetting a friend’s birthday—or their death anniversary?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Soul return, soul return, Saint Guilliman’s soul returns!” Zhou Yun muttered, half-joking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The winged figure in white light seemed enraged, trembling at a strange frequency.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You blasphemous heretic,” Rena said half-jokingly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had grown somewhat accustomed to Zhou Yun’s blasphemous words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Did you review the tactical arrangements I discussed with General Droste?” Zhou Yun asked Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t so much that he and General Droste had deliberated together,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but rather that Zhou Yun had given General Droste a rough plan based on his memories of the Underworld System’s battlefield trends and the guidance of the winged figure in the white light,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and General Droste had then adjusted it according to the specific conditions of his Starborne troops.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I read it,” Leina’s lips twitched slightly. “You once claimed you weren’t good at military matters—so this is what you call incompetence?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Still, stuffing all the unliberated prisoners from Asford onto ships and dumping them onto the death world Pertita? That’s very much your style.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun had advised General Droste to dump all the prisoners from Asford onto the uninhabited death world Pertita,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>where the Tyranids would see them as rich biomass, likely drawing part of the Tyranid fleet to Pertita,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>thus relieving pressure on other inhabited planets.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, Zhou Yun’s true aim was to make the Tyranid swarm confront the planet’s true inhabitants,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>for beneath Pertita lay hidden a Necron Tomb Dynasty,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and Zhou Yun hoped they would help him fight the Tyranids.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“According to our plan, the Thirteenth District near the hive city’s suburbs will become the front line, then we’ll gradually retreat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Until we withdraw to the upper and lower hive entrances of the Ninth District, where we’ll hold our ground.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun told Leina:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In other words, the lower hive can be abandoned entirely. Our goal is to preserve our fighting strength and endure as long as possible against the Tyranid onslaught.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I understand—all of this I—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina’s voice cut off mid-sentence, stretching like a snapped violin string,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“AHHHHHHH!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She suddenly convulsed, eyes wide open as if witnessing something utterly horrific, screaming in anguish,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>her pupils reflecting a deep, writhing shadow, the shadow twisting and mutating, radiating an uncontrollable hunger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Leina?!” Zhou Yun’s pupils shrank sharply—Psychics are having seizures?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He saw the winged figure in the white light also dimming, as if smothered by a veil of black shadow,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>his form blurred and spasming as if disrupted,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shadow…” The winged figure’s voice was fragmented and unclear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He seemed to be struggling to pierce through the thick shadow with his will,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>until several seconds later his voice grew slightly clearer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Tyranids have arrived. The Warp shadow has engulfed Asford.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The 998th year of the 41st Millennium, the Ascension of Saint Guilliman\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the final days of this year, the Leviathan Hive Fleet descended upon the Underworld System.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1601,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","760e6a5d23d22b8d8e121a5a0c99bb64ab4696a4cc546a0d544705279ede0e42","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-105","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-103",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]