[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-106":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264929,4422,"Chapter 106: The Swarm Descends from Heaven","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-106",106,"\u003Cp>When General Drost attempted to establish contact with the Fortress-Belt, the Tyranid Hive Fleet had already annihilated the entire Imperial Navy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were tearing open the fleet’s steel hulls and consuming the biomass within.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That proud and incompetent Admiral was likely already consumed by the hive beasts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Empire had lost all its naval forces within the Acheron System.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was not a promising start.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But both General Drost and Zhou Yun could only stand helplessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Drost was, in theory, the supreme commander of all Acheron System defenses against the hive swarm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had even been formally appointed by the High Lords.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the bad news was, the Empire had some things more powerful than the High Lords’ orders.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Around the thirtieth millennium, shortly after the Horus Heresy ended,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a blue political genius had dismantled the Imperial Auxilia into the Imperial Navy and the Imperial Guard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Navy had almost no ground forces; the Guard had almost no space forces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The political genius believed this division would prevent rebellion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since then, the Empire’s mortal military forces had been split into two factions, each unable to command the other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was why General Drost could only watch helplessly as the Navy made fools of itself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for why no one had ever fixed this problem,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it was simply because that blue political genius was Roboute Guilliman—the Thirteenth Son—who had used a roll of toilet paper to dismantle nearly every Loyalist Legion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder, even in the thirtieth and fortieth millennia, there were always those who suspected Guilliman was a traitor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun couldn’t help muttering inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“When we were on Macragge, Leman once told me: Guilliman looks like a traitor. We should’ve killed him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The winged figure in Bai Guang’s corner spoke with a tone of regret:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ever since I remembered the Second Empire, the Codex Astartes, and the dismantling of the Auxilia, I’ve regretted not listening to Leman.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Zhou Yun and the winged figure in Bai Guang condemned the Thirteenth Son,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Drost successfully established contact with the garrison on the Fortress-Belt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Tyranid bio-fleet has crushed the Navy,”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Cadian garrison on the Fortress-Belt told General Drost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We will follow the plan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Drost gave a slight nod and said in a low voice: “Cadia stands.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cadia stands!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The garrison on the Fortress-Belt saluted General Drost with the Eagle Salute:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Return to Cadia for us, General.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, the comm link was severed amid static.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun watched silently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew what General Drost’s plan was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Cadians would hide among the hollows of asteroids, let the first wave of Tyranid bio-ships pass through, then strike at their midsection.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This would temporarily sever the hive swarm’s reinforcements and reduce pressure on defenders across the system.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was no doubt the Cadians stationed in the asteroid belt would die.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But they chose to obey orders.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their deaths would buy more time for defenders fighting on the planetary surfaces of the Acheron System.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun pulled the golden acceleration spring from his fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m going to Sector Thirteen,” he told General Drost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun was not skilled in strategic command.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He needed to be where the frontlines teemed with hives—places where he could make money.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Drost gave a slight nod: “May the Emperor protect you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun nodded lightly, spun the acceleration spring behind him several times, then stepped forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He vanished in a blur.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A piercing scream echoed through the hazy yellow sky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On top of the garbage heap, the Lethian marksman Hobien Bai Lu heard it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His sharp eyes saw massive fireballs descending from the heavens, like meteors crashing to earth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew—they were Tyranid spore capsules.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Icarus anti-air cannons and Hydra anti-air tanks did not fire upon them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because under the hive swarm’s overwhelming assault, Cadian Assault troops were running dangerously low on ammunition—they couldn’t waste it on spore capsules.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Firepower must be reserved for protecting evacuation points at the top-nests and clearing Tyranid flyers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobien Bai Lu licked his dry lips, feeling tense. He reached instinctively for his waist, wanting to taste the General’s hidden liquor—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But his hand met empty air. Hobien Bai Lu remembered—he’d lost the flask he stole from General Drost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lost it to that Asfordian, Zhou Yun. Amazing. That man. Our champion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobien Bai Lu recalled the man’s godlike marksmanship and couldn’t help admiring him inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But soon, bestial roars shattered his thoughts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the distance, where the spore capsules had landed, a tide was surging forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flood of white, flesh-toned, and purple forms—Hobien Bai Lu’s keen eyes quickly identified them:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A Tyranid swarm!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gunners, Scythes, and Rippers surged together, streaming toward Vardia City, as if to devour the entire hive-metropolis whole.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Cadian Assault troops’ current position was the garbage heap in Sector Thirteen—the closest point to the hive-suburbs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, artillery fire erupted beside Hobien Bai Lu’s ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Swarms of winged Tyranids emerged from the clouds, wielding living weapons and aiming at the Cadian soldiers below.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were Tyranid Gargoyles—low-tier Tyranid aerial units.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobien Bai Lu raised his sniper rifle variant, a laser carbine, and aimed at one of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A searing laser shot fired— one Gargoyle dropped. The other Tyranids turned their gaze toward Hobien Bai Lu atop the garbage heap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, artillery roared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Icarus cannons and Hydra tanks opened fire, intercepting the descending Tyranid flyers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobien Bai Lu lit a lho cigarette, placed it between his lips, slid down the garbage heap, and immediately moved position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the time he climbed to the top of another heap, the Cadians had already formed a line between the heaps and clashed with the Tyranid hive beasts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobien Bai Lu could now clearly see the hive beasts’ forms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They stood about half a human’s height, with long tails, bulbous heads, and mouths full of sharp teeth. Their backs were armored in hardened chitin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some wielded living, writhing guns; others bore scythe-like claws.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gun-wielders were Gunners; the claw-wielders were Scythes—both low-tier Tyranid units.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobien Bai Lu recalled the contents of that notebook.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>!. Read\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They roared, bellowed, and charged at the Cadians.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, the pre-planted minefields activated. Blazing fire erupted, forming a wall of flame and smoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shreds of flesh and chitin flew everywhere. The first wave of Tyranids attempting to breach the line were blown sky-high.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But there were too many. More swarms surged toward the Cadian positions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The minefields were exhausted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cadian warriors pulled triggers. Lasers screamed through the air. Tyranids struck by them exploded into thick pulp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The smaller Tyranids called Rippers rushed toward their fallen kin, devouring their flesh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to the notebook, Hobien Bai Lu knew—they were recycling biomass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cadian warriors now fought against the endless Tyranid swarm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobien Bai Lu remained calm—he knew his task was not to deal with these vermin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As an elite sniper, his target was:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Lestrian found his target amid the sea of hives.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A Tyranid unit nearly three meters tall, standing on two legs, with four slender yet powerful arms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tyranid Warrior.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A critical node organism—it connected nearby lower-tier Tyranids to the Hive Mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobien Bai Lu’s expression grew slightly more serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because that Tyranid Warrior was moving in a group.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two Tyranid Warriors—one wielding a massive biological blade, the other two biological pistols—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>guarded a larger, more robust Tyranid Warrior who carried a colossal living bio-gun, requiring both hands to wield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bio-gun in that Warrior’s hands writhed violently, spewing a searing acid projectile toward the Cadian Assault troops.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A horrific sizzling sound rose—several Cadian warriors, unable to dodge, were reduced to charred white bones.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobi'en Bai Lu's forehead dripped with sweat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three Tyranid Warriors stood surrounded by the swarm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were far from Hobi'en Bai Lu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he fired, he would inevitably expose himself—he had to be fast, precise, and fire three shots in rapid succession, killing all three Tyranid Warriors at once; only then could he sever part of the swarm’s link to the Hive Mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobi'en Bai Lu pulled the trigger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A searing beam of laser shot out in an instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the Tyranid Warrior wielding the sharp living great blade suddenly twisted its body, swinging its crimson biological great blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ssschhh!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The blade burned a hole—but not a single Tyranid Warrior was harmed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Missed! Hobi'en Bai Lu was struck as if by lightning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet what happened next surpassed Hobi'en Bai Lu’s understanding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three Tyranid Warriors suddenly exploded, bursting into clumps of rotting flesh that sprayed outward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if crushed by a hundred-ton hammer, as if run over by a heavy tank, as if struck by a high-explosive shell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the death of the node creature, the surrounding Tyranid swarm plunged into chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hobi'en,” a voice crackled in Hobi'en Bai Lu’s ear: “Did you do that? Is your sniper rifle that powerful?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No!” Hobi'en Bai Lu drew a deep breath, staring intently at the spot where the Tyranid Warriors had just exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His sharp Laitrin eyes caught only a fleeting afterimage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But even that afterimage was enough—Hobi'en Bai Lu saw the shadow moving through the swarm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each time it flashed past, a group of Tyranid creatures exploded as if hit by heavy artillery.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, the figure would pause briefly, kick away the approaching Ripper Worms with a swift kick, and shove the corpses of the dead Tyranids into some unknown location.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s the Champion!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobi'en Bai Lu finally recognized who it was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun! That Asfordian with godlike marksmanship!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobi'en Bai Lu screamed into the comm:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Champion is with us!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1589,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","7136204329cf80da97a986a1f17528cfd506e1f4898c3d08f1b8e63ac8401151","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-107","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-105",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]