[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-108":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264931,4422,"Chapter 108: Be Confident—We Are the Best","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-108",108,"\u003Cp>Zhou Yun saw the signal flare rise, his body shifting slightly as he vanished among the insect swarm like a lingering afterimage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the blink of an eye, he returned to the Cadiaan position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This Cadiaan position was built against a garbage mountain, its narrow passages filled with all manner of obstacles; countless Cadiaans hid behind them, blasting thousands of tiny Tyranid organisms into shards with concentrated laser fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Lethian snipers, meanwhile, took cover on high ground, attempting to pick off the node creatures buried deep within the insect sea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, most of the node creatures had already been hunted down by Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Precisely because of this, the pressure on the Cadiaans had eased considerably.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Most of the time, they merely needed to hold out until Zhou Yun eliminated the node creatures, then mop up the chaotic swarms left behind by their deaths.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only occasionally did they face the few node creatures that slipped through.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even so, the Cadiaans still faced insect swarms several times their own number.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun could only protect one position at a time, barely ensuring the eastern flank of the Thirteenth District’s garbage mountain did not fall to the Tyranids.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Conditions in other districts were surely far worse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Champion!” A short Lethian ran over and stopped beside Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun paused, recognizing the Lethian as the gunman who had previously lost to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Zhou Yun’s expression, the Lethian knew he had been recognized.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hobien Bai Lu, auxiliary forces of the Lethian Swift-Fingers, your former defeated opponent,” the Lethian introduced himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pointed to the Cadiaans currently engaged in combat and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Look, the Cadiaans are too busy to spare a moment.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Meanwhile, you’ve stolen all our Lethian jobs.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hobien Bai Lu grinned, waving for Zhou Yun to follow him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The General has arrived.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun nodded slightly and followed Hobien Bai Lu into a small hut half-buried deep within the garbage mountain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The hut’s location was extremely concealed; had one not known of its existence beforehand, it would have been nearly impossible to find.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Cadiaan Shock Troops had discovered this hut and turned it into a command post because\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it had once been the hideout of Jeanna during her days as the Fervent Thief—she had told Zhou Yun its location during her time in the Underhive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun squeezed through a hole formed by piled garbage and slipped inside the hut.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Drostr and Leina stood beside a table inside, upon which lay a map.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Feeling better?” Zhou Yun asked Leina as he entered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Much better, Kemi,” Leina turned her head, her voice slightly garbled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh?” Zhou Yun blinked at her words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Minos, my language functions are still a bit disordered, Mampo,” Leina’s speech was laced with meaningless syllables.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, she had not yet fully shaken off the effects of the Warp shadow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She involuntarily slipped in nonsensical sounds while speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pfft!” Zhou Yun couldn’t help laughing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bastard Aminos!” Leina, seeing Zhou Yun laugh, became even more incoherent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun smiled and stopped teasing her, walking over to the table to study the map.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How many districts do we still control?” he asked General Drostr.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Sixth, Seventh, and New Eighth Districts have fallen. The Fifteenth, Twenty-Sixth, and Thirty-Fifth Districts are on the verge of collapse.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Twelfth, Fourteenth, and Thirty-Third Districts are locked in desperate combat and won’t hold much longer.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Eight other districts have been deliberately abandoned for tactical reasons.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Drostr pointed to the map, drawing a circle around the areas still held by the Cadiaan Shock Troops.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>About forty percent of the Underhive had already fallen; the entire Cadiaan defensive line had shrunk rapidly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Thirteenth District, where Zhou Yun stood, had become a protruding spearhead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You are easily the finest warrior I’ve ever seen—even many Astartes fall far short of you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>General Drostr couldn’t help praising him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’ve held the Thirteenth District this long.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Thirteenth District was crucial in General Drostr and Zhou Yun’s plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because the garbage mountain here directly abutted the Hive’s outskirts, countless Tyranid drop-pods were deployed into the Hive’s suburbs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as the Thirteenth District held, the majority of the insect swarm could not enter the Hive’s interior, greatly reducing pressure on other sectors.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Likewise, the time available for Hive residents to evacuate would be extended, leaving less biomass for the Tyranids.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But it’s time to fall back,” Zhou Yun said, studying the map.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two neighboring districts—Twelfth and Fourteenth—were also in dire straits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tyranids, of course, recognized the Thirteenth District’s strategic value; since they couldn’t take it, they concentrated their forces that had already breached the Hive to attack the adjacent districts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the Twelfth and Fourteenth Districts fell, the Thirteenth would be completely isolated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It would face assault from both front and rear. Zhou Yun couldn’t split himself in two—he could only defend one front. The Thirteenth District had to be abandoned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But after abandonment, the Tyranids would gain nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Thirteenth District consisted of two parts: the garbage mountain and the District of the Dead Mother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the retreat came, the Cadiaans would turn the garbage mountain into a minefield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tyranids would pay a heavy price to cross the garbage mountain before reaching the District of the Dead Mother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What was in the District of the Dead Mother? Answer: nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Due to the Dead Mother’s doctrine, her entire district was among the least densely populated areas of the Hive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Almost everyone was dead—even the flesh had been stripped clean, leaving only piles of bleached bones.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At Zhou Yun’s request, the Dead Mother’s followers had placed small explosives inside these bones.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the Tyranids entered, the bones would explode in their faces, ensuring not a single fragment remained for the Tyranids.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tyranid swarm was like a pack of starving ghosts who hadn’t eaten in three days and nights.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They endured great effort, crossed the minefield, sacrificed countless units, and finally pried open the Thirteenth District—the prize they had craved so desperately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, they would discover the prize was empty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not a scrap of biomass, not even a single bone left for them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The biomass they had expended received no replenishment; the Tyranids suffered pure loss in the Thirteenth District.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun hoped this would make the Hive Mind begin to hate him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Most Tyranid units lacked consciousness, emotion, and soul.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Precisely because of this, many overlooked one fact: the Hive Mind was not an absolutely rational entity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In truth, it possessed emotion and desire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was ravenously hungry, greedily insatiable, driven by craving and impulse—it could even act on impulse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It roared with victory, raged with defeat, seethed at wasted biomass, and grew tormented by wars without end.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The more biomass it invested, the smaller the return, the more frantic it became.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>!.read\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It would grow more hateful and desperate to eliminate the individual wasting its biomass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun intended to gradually guide the Hive Mind to hate him, despise him, and perceive him as a grave threat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And to make it deploy even more units against Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, before he acquired the Gate of Anywhere, he wouldn’t die.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The more units the Hive Mind sent to deal with him, the greater his gains.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it would also relieve pressure on others—why not?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Makabaka! Begin the withdrawal.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina’s speech was laced with meaningless syllables:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll use the Voice of Temptation to direct the evacuation. Aba aba!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Unnecessary,” General Drostr rejected Leina’s proposal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And if you release the Voice of Temptation now, I fear everyone will burst out laughing,” Zhou Yun patted Leina’s back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina’s face twisted violently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three packed up the map and left the hut, heading to the outer positions to direct the Cadiaan Shock Troops’ withdrawal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tyranids certainly wouldn’t miss this chance to attack—but what Zhou Yun truly cared about wasn’t this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun glanced at the shadows beside him and gave a slight nod.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Cadiaans knew how to take care of themselves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina soon witnessed the meaning of those words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In truth, Leina had only ever seen gang warfare, so the scene before her exceeded her understanding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among the garbage mountains, the Cadiaans withdrew in perfect order.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether gathering supplies, covering the rear, or providing artillery support, every Cadiaan moved with maximum speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each motion seemed etched into their genes; every soldier appeared precisely where he needed to be.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The most dangerous task was covering the main force’s retreat—they had to hold their laser rifles until the final moment before withdrawing from the front line.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet these warriors hesitated not, charging toward the advancing insect swarm with cries of “Cadia stands eternal!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is the Cadian Shock Troops, one of the Emperor’s finest human forces,” Zhou Yun said beside Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“One of them?!” General Luo Site grinned, his tone tinged with irritation: “Be confident—we are the best.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Really? I support the Cadians, but the Storm Wardens, the Krieg Death Corps, and the Catachan Jungle Fighters each have their own backers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun smiled at General Luo Site as his gaze swept the surroundings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And the units led by those legendary Commissars—like Commissar Kane’s 597th Valhalla Ice Warriors, or Commissar Yarek’s Armageddon Steel Legion—are also famous.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They are indeed excellent, worthy of respect,” General Luo Site laughed heartily. “But none of them are Cadians.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What I mean is, if they were Cadians, they’d be even better.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, General Luo Site leaned close to Zhou Yun and whispered quietly: “Should be here soon, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Almost,” Zhou Yun nodded slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His senses, enhanced by the Emperor’s blessing, faintly sensed an anomaly in the surrounding light and shadow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hive Mind truly couldn’t let go of them three—of Asford’s three current leaders.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A claw tore through the air, lashing toward Zhou Yun’s neck—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Today I drew the 1000-moon-ticket writer reward and won a hundred yuan. I was happy at first, then realized it was just a consolation prize—the minimum was already a hundred yuan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1661,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","d8f8cd2acee2c531b9c9faf2aec74ca5cbc6ffca696d93891cb2f9135bee89ca","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-109","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-107",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]