[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-142":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264965,4422,"Chapter 142: Zhou Yun: Got the Family Members Off on a High","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-142",142,"\u003Cp>Captain Kaelen held his breath, watching the pure white wings, streaked with faint blue, unfold in midair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saint Guillen! The legendary warrior of the Chapter, the mysterious presence who always descends when the Blood Angels face their darkest hour.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This noble warrior wore a golden mask similar to that of Chapter Master Dante, engraved with the face of Saint Guillen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The executioner, its body covered in scars, roared as it charged toward Saint Guillen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saint Guillen’s silver blade flashed in the shadows, effortlessly deflecting the executioner’s crimson claws.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet the executioner was unnaturally swift, raising its bio-cannon and unleashing a torrent of biological bullets toward Saint Guillen in the sky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saint Guillen whipped his wings sharply, carving a curved path through the air to evade the attack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, more colossal beasts broke through the last remnants of the Death Company’s line, roaring as they surged toward Saint Guillen in the sky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three new executioners lunged at Saint Guillen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The long silver sword pierced the air; Saint Guillen swiftly carved deep, grotesque wounds into their bodies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet the one-eyed executioner seized this moment to swing its blade once more at Saint Guillen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was far faster, swifter, and deadlier than any other executioner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saint Guillen raised his sword to block, then dove downward from the sky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But unexpectedly, the one-eyed executioner retreated without hesitation, avoiding direct confrontation with Saint Guillen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then a dense hail of biological bullets screamed toward Saint Guillen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, Saint Guillen’s reflexes were just as swift—he ascended rapidly, evading the incoming biological rounds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Kaelen’s expression grew slightly grim.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He realized this executioner was bizarre—far more savage, cunning, vile, swift, and powerful than the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This defied all logic: Tyranid organisms were almost always produced from specific genetic sequences, and most Tyranid types within a species were nearly identical, with minimal individual variation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet this executioner’s cunning and treachery far exceeded that of any ordinary Tyranid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A blue cat lay on a lounge chair beside the biomass pool, as if on a seaside vacation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun, disguised as Doraemon, watched five water pumps rapidly operating, siphoning thick biomass from the pool and feeding it into his fourth-dimensional pocket, his mood lifting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After confirming that siphoning biomass from the hive and selling it for credits was viable, he returned to Laixi and traded with a fellow villager for several higher-power pumps.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This biomass was highly concentrated organic matter, packed with nutrients—valuable enough to fetch a fine price even at the Future Department Store.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, siphoning biomass was not only fast money but also easy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the Star God’s arrival, the Hive Mind had shifted nearly all its attention to the two Hive Saints.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hive Mind’s most powerful units were now held fast by fragments of ancient cosmic deities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seizing this opportunity, Zhou Yun darted between biomass pools before the Hive Mind could react, escaping each time with his Door of Anywhere just before the Hive arrived.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun pulled a lounge chair from his fourth-dimensional pocket, lay upon it, continued siphoning biomass, and watched the epic battle between the Star God fragment and the Hive Saints in the distance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Star God fragment was far smaller in volume than the Hive Saints.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet the power erupting from within it far surpassed that of the Hive Saints.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Burner fragment stood suspended in midair, its fiery, solar-flare-like ribbons sweeping across the surroundings, leaving behind piles of ash with every pass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The material world itself seemed to bow beneath the fury of its blazing flames.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It moved like a flickering star, spanning hundreds of meters in an instant as it darted between the Hive Saints.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each time it swung its arm, layer upon layer of psychic shields were incinerated to ash—even psychic energy from the Highest Heaven ignited beneath its touch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Burner hunched its body and let out a roar that shook the fundamental structure of the material world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, reality itself seemed to ignite with its roar—endless flames erupted from the void, forming a blazing sun that rained down upon the Hive Saints.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, one Hive Saint’s psychic shield was torn open by the flames.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Burner raised its blazing arm high and swung it down with full force.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This almost savage combat style proved effective—the Hive Saint let out a pained shriek, staggering backward into nearby ruins, toppling a row of high-rises, its entire side bathed in searing fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Savage, nearly instinct-driven combat—but after all, it was a fragment of a Star God; even instinct alone was enough to crush a Hive Saint.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Zhou Yun noticed the swarm gathering nearby, surging toward him in fury.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He expertly shoved the five large pumps into his fourth-dimensional pocket, then pulled out his Door of Anywhere to flee.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Zhou Yun.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, the faint, fading figure of Bai Guang with wings spoke:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My power encountered a one-eyed Tyranid Executioner in Tartarus—skull exposed, scarred all over, cunning and treacherous.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Any idea?” Zhou Yun paused slightly upon hearing Bai Guang’s words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One-eyed, skull exposed, scarred, cunning and treacherous—unique Executioner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huh, could it be—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Almost no Tyranid behemoth could stand against Saint Guillen for even a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His snow-white blade continuously slew Tyranid beasts, each strike leaving a grotesque, bloody wound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet only that unique one-eyed Executioner—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it were a direct confrontation, Kaelen believed Saint Guillen could slay it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this Executioner’s intelligence surpassed Kaelen’s imagination—it used other beasts to harass Saint Guillen relentlessly, staying far back to fire its bio-cannon, striking only when Saint Guillen left an opening.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Old One-Eye!” A voice filled with delight suddenly rang out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A screaming subatomic shell shot toward the one-eyed Executioner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The one-eyed Executioner didn’t hesitate—it grabbed a nearby Screamer and yanked it in front of itself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The subatomic shell detonated, reducing the Screamer to a spray of meat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amid the nearby ruins, a round figure hovered in midair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a blue cat with a red nose, composed entirely of spherical segments, and a tiny strange propeller atop its head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun shoved the Leman Russ Eradicator back into his fourth-dimensional pocket, staring in astonishment at the one-eyed Executioner before him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was not the Old One-Eye Zhou Yun knew from the Lower Nest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the Tyranid Executioner Old One-Eye—same name, different being. Among the countless unnamed “trash” Tyranids, it was one of the rare few with a proper name, a true hero among Tyranids.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It had been one of the first vanguards during the Tyranids’ initial invasion of the galaxy; after a series of accidents and the efforts of an unnamed human hero, it was shot through one eye and frozen in the ice caves of Karsa.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nearly a century later, a group of ignorant smugglers accidentally unearthed Old One-Eye still frozen in the ice—yet it had not truly died.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having broken free from its ice prison, Old One-Eye severed its link to the Hive Mind, but leveraging its nodal biology, it reassembled a hidden horde of Tyranids and Gene-Stealers that had lain dormant for years in the depths of Karsa’s caves, and swiftly began ravaging the planet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perhaps due to its past trauma, a century of freezing, or its severed connection to the Hive Mind, Old One-Eye had undergone some form of evolution—becoming stronger, more cunning, and more terrifying than any ordinary Tyranid Executioner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>!. Read\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Space Wolves exhausted every means to defeat Old One-Eye’s forces, yet never found its corpse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, across more worlds—and even beyond the Ultima Segmentum—Old One-Eye’s figure began appearing repeatedly, as if it kept resurrecting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hearing this tale, Zhou Yun had suspected that Old One-Eye’s consciousness and genetic sequence had been uploaded and absorbed by the Hive Mind, becoming a unique swarm unit that resurrected in its former form.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was a one-of-a-kind unit in the swarm, a singular Executioner—the Hive Mind had invested heavily to deploy it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun, disguised as Doraemon, flickered into view beside Saint Guillen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saint Guillen gave Zhou Yun a slight nod, saying nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun said nothing in return, simply pulled out the Speed Winder from his fourth-dimensional pocket and inserted it into Saint Guillen’s back, winding it several turns.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t kill it—dead means it returns to the Hive,” Zhou Yun told Saint Guillen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saint Guillen nodded, then flapped his wings—his figure vanished instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, he appeared as if teleported beside the suicidal Old One-Eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saint Guillen, accelerated by the Speed Winder, moved faster than reason allowed—human eyes could barely track him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To onlookers, Saint Guillen seemed to have vanished entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All they saw were Old One-Eye’s six limbs severed by streaks of silver light, spinning through the air before crashing to the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The limbless Old One-Eye slammed onto the earth, writhing like a giant worm without limbs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nearby Tyranid beasts rushed forward, desperate to kill Old One-Eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the Hive Mind knew: if Zhou Yun captured Old One-Eye, he wouldn’t just take the biomass—he might reclaim its consciousness too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet only flashes of white light flickered through the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saint Guillen, already capable of rivaling Greater Daemons, had become impossibly fast under Zhou Yun’s Speed Winder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tyranid beasts rushing to kill Old One-Eye were torn apart in an instant by Saint Guillen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun flickered forward, appearing beside Old One-Eye in the blink of an eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye roared in fury at Zhou Yun, as if accusing him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or rather, as if the Hive Mind itself, using Old One-Eye’s body, was screaming curses at Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun grinned, then grabbed Old One-Eye without hesitation and shoved it into his fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Kaelen stared, bewildered, at the scene: the ground littered with Tyranid corpses, Saint Guillen’s fleeting silhouette flickering in the air, and the blue cat standing at the battlefield’s center with a satisfied smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt the events he’d witnessed on the Mingfu  System were stranger than all his previous hundred years of service combined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Captain Kaelen felt a wave of heat wash over him—he looked up, dazed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And he saw a “star” approaching the sky of Tartarus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1678,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","3610d24df32391a6e72226a92c4429c69f9c91854a18634c90a0515910e55422","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-143","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-141",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]