[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-17":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264840,4422,"Chapter 17: First, I Have No Secrets","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-17",17,"\u003Cp>“Did you find the information you were looking for?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun regarded Malgiet and Mengge, who held a parchment scroll and a data plate in their hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Malgiet nodded, seemingly sizing up Zhou Yun in return.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mengge, standing beside him, voiced their shared doubt: “Where’s the weapon you wanted?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s person carried not even a single automatic pistol, let alone a warehouse full of weapons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve moved it all,” Zhou Yun said, a smile tugging at his lips.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His haul from the PDF warehouse had been rich indeed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The star system where Asford was located was known as the “Shield of the Underworld.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This system itself existed as a shield, guarding the Bal system where the Blood Angels’ homeworld lay.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Over long centuries, the Shield of the Underworld had intercepted Eldar, Chaos rebels, and Ork hordes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The PDF here had long been honed into a combat-ready force, its equipment far superior to that of ordinary PDF units.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun had found not only five hundred Agrippina Mk.3 automatic rifles, but also two hundred M40 Armageddon models and U90 assault cannons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even fifty Cadian Shock Troops-issue Catrell Mk.36 laser rifles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This made Zhou Yun blink in surprise—Cadian Shock Troops were among the elite of the Imperial Guard, far beyond anything a PDF could match.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For an ordinary PDF outpost in Asford to possess fifty of their standard laser rifles—Zhou Yun’s smile nearly split his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mengge stared, startled by Zhou Yun’s barely contained grin, then strode quickly toward the PDF warehouse. Moments later, he returned, stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Empty! The PDF warehouse is empty?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mengge drew a deep breath and couldn’t help asking:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You really moved an entire warehouse’s worth of weapons? Where did you put them?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he shook his head, muttering to himself: “Never mind. I won’t ask about your business.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun gave Mengge a strange look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had the feeling the kid had misunderstood something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t have many secrets,” Zhou Yun said, scratching his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Neither does the First Legion,” said the winged figure within the white light, its voice hollow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mengge did not pick up on Zhou Yun’s remark; instead, he handed over the data plate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is the map of Old Sector Eight. Just as I promised you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun took the map and saw every street of Old Sector Eight clearly laid out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He easily located the position of the Corpse Guild.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to the information from Old One-Eye, the notebook belonging to Ignis Kalkas should be inside the Corpse Guild.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s lips curled into a satisfied smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Coming into Old Sector Eight had been worth it—his gains were abundant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He opened a tunnel with his Anywhere Ring, leading behind the PDF garrison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That area was the urban district of Old Sector Eight; previously, it had been inaccessible due to the mountain of collapsed rubble, neither scavengers nor gang members having entered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The streets here were far wider than those in the Underhive, enough to accommodate three or four vehicles side by side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Along the roads stood neatly aligned high-rises, stretching endlessly into the distance, swallowed by darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire city was silent and dark, sending a chill down the spine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Malgiet gave Zhou Yun a slight nod, then turned with Mengge toward the darkened streets, their figures vanishing into the distance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching their disappearing forms, Zhou Yun couldn’t help shaking his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No matter what they intended, they would almost certainly fail.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even without Zhou Yun, the two would eventually find a way into the PDF garrison, locate the information they sought, and retrieve what they wanted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in Zhou Yun’s memory, Asford had never experienced a large-scale Chaos invasion before its destruction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That meant, no matter what plan Mengge and Malgiet had, it would almost certainly end in failure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if they succeeded,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun considered the near future,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>where the Blood Angels, Sisters of Battle, Imperial Guard, Necrons, and Tyranid Leviathan fleets would clash across the Shield of the Underworld,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and it wouldn’t matter if Chaos added one more—Mengge and Malgiet, two pathetic cultists, couldn’t summon many Nurgle troops anyway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, to the Great Devourer, Chaos was inedible trash, a predator stealing its food.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To Chaos, the Great Devourer was much the same—an empty husk, a beast stealing its meal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their meeting would almost certainly end in battle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that point, Chaos guarding the gates and the Tyranids devouring the empire wouldn’t be impossible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Forget it,” Zhou Yun shook his head. None of this was his concern.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He likely wouldn’t have any further dealings with those two cultists.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun collected his thoughts and turned his attention to the vast arsenal in his fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Agrippina Mk.3 Infantry Automatic Rifle]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: Cadia Sector – Agrippina System – Agrippina]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Description: A common infantry automatic rifle produced on Agrippina, equipped only with basic iron sights, heavy recoil and weight.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Evaluation: The weight of an infantry automatic rifle is reassuring.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Production Date: 765.M41]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Condition: PDF-issue, nine-tenths new]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Value: 2500 credits]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: M40 Armageddon Automatic Rifle]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: Armageddon System – Armageddon]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Description: A common infantry automatic rifle produced on Armageddon, loud, simple, and lethal, inflicting greater damage on Orks.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Evaluation: Soldiers under the legendary Commissar Yarik carried this weapon. Orks think this infantry rifle packs a punch.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Production Date: 865.M41]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Condition: PDF-issue, nine-tenths new]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Value: 3000 credits]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Name: U90 Assault Cannon.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Price: 3000 credits.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Name: Catrell Mk.36 Laser Rifle.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Price: 5000 credits]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun calculated quickly: excluding the two hundred Agrippina Mk.3 rifles sold to the Lag Gang, the remaining weapons could fetch a total of 1.6 million credits in his fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A fortune!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun couldn’t help licking his lips—if he raided seven or eight more PDF outposts, he could gather enough to buy the Anywhere Gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he quickly dismissed the idea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t fear—he could easily use his 1.6 million credits to acquire new items, use his Clay Body to conceal his identity, and his Superpower Hat to teleport away; stealing gear from PDF outposts was still feasible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The main issue was that the current Viceroy, Augustus Wanli Flax, paid little attention to the PDF; it was uncertain how much decent equipment they still had left. The risk didn’t match the reward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Most importantly, even if Augustus Flax was slacking off, if Zhou Yun raided seven or eight PDF outposts at once, he’d definitely draw the Viceroy’s attention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Zhou Yun’s memory, the man had secretly assembled a squad of psyker bodyguards—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>not just one psyker, but a fully organized unit of psykers; a group of psykers was far more formidable than the PDF.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun strongly suspected the Viceroy’s method of assembling these psykers was far from loyal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So, what’s your next move?” said the winged figure in the white light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“First, I’ll go to the Corpse Guild and find the notebook Old One-Eye wants.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1142,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","00d5248f643e7dea91ab525268072edb595a856e89772527e1148d6a52d5cb52","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-18","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-16",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]