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This has never happened before!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Shadow Wolves and their Primarch have always prided themselves on the efficiency of their planetary reconquests; what Airebas just said is nothing short of spitting on the entire Legion’s honor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Airebas wore an expression of calm. Or perhaps it wasn’t an expression at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under Zhou Yun’s forceful blow, Airebas’s face was swollen, barely recognizable as human.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course,” Airebas said with a hint of regret. “This matter should have been discussed in private.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Speak!” Horus growled. “There is nothing hidden among the Shadow Wolves!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I personally conquered Dai Wen and appointed my trusted Commander Tanba as its viceroy—he is a capable, loyal, and trustworthy commander!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I left him sufficient troops. Dai Wen is a primitive world of tribes and cults devoted to sorcerers—how could they possibly defeat Tanba and his forces?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My lord, I beg your forgiveness,” Airebas bowed apologetically, his voice low. “I must ask you to pardon what I am about to say.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Speak!” Horus’s voice carried a thread of anger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Airebas evaded the point, never getting to the heart of it—clearly, the Warmaster was growing impatient.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yugan Tanba has betrayed us,” Airebas said, his tone perfectly calibrated with carefully crafted resentment and fury.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Shadow Wolves stared in stunned silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Warmaster had just praised Tanba, expressing his trust in the commander.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And now Airebas claimed Yugan Tanba had betrayed him? This was clearly meant to provoke the Warmaster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Whoo—” A sudden, winding, cheerful whistle broke the silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken blinked in confusion, and alongside the other Shadow Wolves, turned sharply to see the Blood Angel, Chu Mu Dante, arms crossed, watching Airebas with keen amusement, as if witnessing a fine performance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, every Shadow Wolf warrior’s face seemed dusted over with shame.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Impossible!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Horus roared:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I know Tanba’s character—that’s why I chose him for this duty. He would never betray me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken heard a faint tremor in the Warmaster’s final words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had heard how Tanba had reacted when the Warmaster appointed him viceroy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The commander had wept, begging not to be abandoned on this world, not to be torn from the Great Crusade fleet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken understood him. Most warriors—human or Astartes—could understand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What honor or power could a viceroyalty offer compared to the glory and dignity of the Great Crusade?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While other warriors fought among the stars, he would be trapped sitting idle on a primitive world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the Warmaster never changed his decisions lightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken suspected that if Airebas spoke truth, Tanba had betrayed them precisely because of this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I hope it is not true—but his betrayal does have a reason.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The native tribes of Dai Wen practice primitive faiths. Perhaps they used some sorcery to twist the minds of Imperial soldiers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Some sorcery?” Horus’s anger was laced with disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Most Shadow Wolves dismissed this as Airebas’s improvised excuse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Tanba now calls himself lord of Dai Wen, worships those native faiths—he has utterly betrayed the Emperor, and calls you...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Airebas hesitated slightly, then spat with hatred:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“...a dog of the fallen god.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, the hall erupted in furious roars; warriors pounded their chests, swearing to the Warmaster they would sever Tanba’s head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken felt the same anguish and rage—how dare anyone insult the Warmaster, call him a dog of a god?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Enough!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Horus’s roar thundered through the Hall of Vengeance Soul, shaking it to its core.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, silence fell—so complete even breathing became audible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I will make him pay!!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Horus roared:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I will cut off his head myself, and bring the Emperor’s judgment upon him. I swear it by my own honor!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My lord, allow me to offer counsel—rushing in blindly is foolhardy. Please entrust this matter to your warriors.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Horus stared hard at Airebas, then let out a cruel laugh: “Are you telling me to act like a coward, and let others scrub the stain from my honor?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I have no such intention—” Airebas bowed deeply, his body trembling slightly under the weight of Horus’s fury.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Form a spearhead force,” Horus ordered his warriors in a low voice. “Immediately.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who will lead it, my lord?” Abaddon stepped forward, head bowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I will!” Horus growled, turning and leaving the hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun crossed his arms, feeling he had just watched a grand performance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These schemers are excellent actors.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just then, the schemer Lokken approached Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You seem to care too little for the honor of your brother Legion.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken spoke bluntly, his tone carrying both reprimand and warning:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I should not accuse you so directly, but this will breed hatred—even revulsion—among the Shadow Wolves.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For that bottle of Bal wine, I believe we share some friendship. Will you listen to my counsel?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun looked at Lokken and silently marveled—this Lokken was truly a loyal, honest man.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You misunderstand. I am not mocking the Shadow Wolves. I find Airebas’s words amusing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He chuckled softly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Look at his face—how thick-skinned he is. After I beat him into this state, he still delivers such a flawless performance without blinking.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Performance?” At this, the schemer Lokken paused, startled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Performance,” Zhou Yun smiled. Airebas’s act had indeed been masterful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the props of the Hot-Acting Scoreboard and the Robot Director, Zhou Yun himself was among humanity’s finest actors.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Airebas’s acting—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even the most professional actors could not match Airebas’s performance today.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Look how perfectly he guided you—how he guided the Warmaster?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun laughed aloud, watching Airebas leave the hall, and said to Lokken:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He cleverly turned Dai Wen’s betrayal into an insult to the Warmaster’s honor—into a personal vendetta.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Horus will never let anyone else restore his honor. That’s where the trouble lies.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Performance. Deception. Perfectly timed rage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Airebas\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Con-man\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken stood frozen, as if struck by lightning—his reason told him the Blood Angel spoke the absolute truth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Airebas, Chief Priest of the Word Bearers, was trying to manipulate the Warmaster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before Lokken could speak, the Blood Angel simply smiled, cast him a glance, and turned away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken’s eyes widened slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That glance held something strange—not looking at Lokken, but at something else. A look reserved for a play.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken found it odd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lokken.” A claw rested on his shoulder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before Lokken could react, the claw became the broad palm of an Astartes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Abaddon stood behind him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lokken, prepare yourself,” Abaddon said. “We are departing for the Dai Wen satellite.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken nodded slightly, quickly pulling his thoughts back into combat readiness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He returned to his quarters, which were plain: only a bed, a table, nothing else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d heard the Emperor’s Children and Blood Angels decorated their rooms with lavish ornaments, but Horus’s sons kept only simplicity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He sat on his bed, bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What should he prepare for battle?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Power sword always in hand, power armor always worn—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was that right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken stared at himself, slightly confused—his memory felt hazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt restless, glancing at the bottle of Bal wine on his table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suddenly noticed the label looked strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>990.M41—the 990th year of the 41st Millennium?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken blinked in surprise—how could the Blood Angels use such a label?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was it a mistake? How could time suddenly be off by ten thousand years?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken picked up the wine with a strange expression, hesitated, then pulled the cork free.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A small amount of alcohol has no effect on the Astartes; they can evade the vast majority of toxins in the world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He picked up the bottle and poured it down his throat—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bitterness, intense and sharp, exploded on Lokken’s tongue,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a violent tannin surge slammed into his brain, churning violently within it, overwhelming him with an unbearable dizziness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it, why is the alcohol brewed by the Blood Angels so bitter?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bottle slipped from Lokken’s hand and shattered violently on the ground, crimson wine spreading across the floor like his own blood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In it reflected Lokken’s face—not human, but the alien visage he often saw in his hallucinations.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lokken paused briefly, unable to resist reaching out to gently touch his own face,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the scenes in his eyes shifting and intertwining, blurring the line between real and illusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But suddenly, Lokken remembered the gaze the Blood Angel had fixed on him as he left,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>that strange, theatrical stare,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and in it, Lokken faintly saw his own reflection,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the reflection of a monster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his own eyes, was he an alien monster??\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1449,"2026-06-19T20:02:15.665Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 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