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What are you?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before the cunning Horus’s voice had even faded, Zhou Yun appeared before it in the blink of an eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM!!!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fist clad in the Superman glove clashed with the cunning Horus’s claws, while Zhou Yun’s other hand silently pressed the mechanizer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His arm instantly turned to liquid, coiling like a snake around the cunning Horus’s arm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gene-thief chieftain, grown to its absolute limit, let out a muffled groan as its arm withered in an instant, as if all moisture had been drained away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But it didn’t matter————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cunning Horus’s arm restored itself almost instantly, its body surging with immense power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not merely the strength of the Great Devourer’s parasitic demi-god body, but the Warp entity—composed solely of hatred, curses, and revulsion—was blessing the cunning Horus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was the collective emotion of countless beings over ten thousand years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They hated Horus, who had launched the Great Betrayal; they cursed the name Horus Lupercale; they despised his treachery.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet these very emotions granted the cunning Horus power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I accept.” It rumbled to the Warp entity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dark Angel, born of pure hatred, had no true intelligence, yet still gave an instinctive response to the cunning Horus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hatred took root in the cunning Horus’s heart; it let out a low roar, a burning desire to consume all surging within.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of the Eight Paths of Chaos, this Dark Angel likely belonged to the domain of Corruptive Destruction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There, only madness-inducing terror, pure longing for annihilation, and the urge to crush all into dust existed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes, for ten thousand years, in the eyes of all beings, Horus was a destroyer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cunning Horus roared, its profound destructive intent manifesting; a dark, deep, insane illusion spread outward from it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the chieftain of the gene-thief clan, it was the core of the clan’s psychic link; its fabricated illusion spread into every gene-thief’s mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Primitive and chaotic destructive urges wove into the illusion; roars echoed from the gene-thieves’ mouths.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wolf God! Wolf God! Wolf God!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gene-thieves charged toward Zhou Yun, churning the muddy swamp into waves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet at that moment, countless blades of light slashed through the void, tearing apart the gene-thieves nearest to Zhou Yun with wounds appearing directly within reality itself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A two-meter-tall Ogryn had emerged from the ruins of the swamp, guarding Zhou Yun’s side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mephiston hurried to Zhou Yun’s side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In their original plan, neither had anticipated that Horus would overcome cognitive distortion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Mephiston moved first, seeking possible locations for Horus’s corruption ritual, intending to set a psychic teleport trap to send Horus straight into Zhou Yun’s fourth-dimensional pocket the moment he revived.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who knew this cunning Horus had overcome cognitive distortion and forged an agreement with the Dark Angel of the Warp, fusing with it in a relatively equal manner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon receiving this news, Mephiston rushed here at maximum speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cunning Horus noticed Mephiston’s interference; its claws clenched into hammers and swung down violently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mephiston raised his silversteel longsword to block—but the immense impact shook him violently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was being suppressed by this monstrous creature—not merely physically, but spiritually and psychically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dark Angel fused into this beast was born from Saint Guilliman’s death, a part of his Warp essence, the source of black fury.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mephiston even felt layers of terrifying black feathers slowly covering him in the Warp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So you’re the real Mephiston? Pretending to be an Ogryn?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mephiston’s appearance startled the cunning Horus slightly; it then confirmed through Warp perception that this Ogryn was in fact a descendant of Saint Guilliman, a powerful psyker.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Excluding the possibility that Saint Guilliman and some psychic mother Ogryn had made a mistake and overcome reproductive isolation,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It could only be the true Lord of Death, Mephiston, disguised as an Ogryn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet the cunning Horus merely sneered—Saint Guilliman’s descendant could never—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nova Cannon.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Zhou Yun’s voice rang out from afar; the subatomic whistle echoed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cunning Horus was startled, only to see Zhou Yun’s arm firing a searing subatomic projectile like a cannon barrel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was the Nova Cannon, only mounted on Leman Russ tanks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cunning Horus instinctively tried to dodge—but as Zhou Yun fired the subatomic projectile, he pressed the mechanizer again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A two-meter-wide force field erupted from his fingertip, instantly engulfing half the cunning Horus’s body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It froze mid-air—the Stasis Field.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The subatomic projectile screamed—half the cunning Horus’s body shattered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The seven-to-eight-meter-tall beast howled in agony, its mangled torso heaving upward as it glared at Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Turning your body into liquid nanobots to drain moisture?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Firing subatomic projectiles and Stasis Fields bare-handed?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you a relic Iron Man from the Golden Age?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even as it spoke, the beast’s body rapidly healed, the Dark Angel in the Warp continuously pouring power into the cunning Horus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Golden Age Iron Man?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Incorrect. I am a childcare robot from the twenty-second century.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun grinned in reply, glancing at Mephiston.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two exchanged a brief glance and immediately agreed on their next plan:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun would hold off the cunning Horus; Mephiston would prepare a psychic teleport to send the cunning Horus into Zhou Yun’s fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Twenty-second century childcare robot?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cunning Horus frowned in confusion; it didn’t quite understand the term.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet it slowly raised its massive body; under the Warp’s power, its form had mostly healed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Layers of dense black feathers grew over its former wounds, horrifying to behold—a cloak woven from death and destruction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not just it—those gene-thieves standing beside it underwent similar mutations, sprouting more and more strange black feathers, their bodies becoming increasingly deformed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gene-thieves roared the name of the Wolf God, trampling the viscous swamp as they charged toward Zhou Yun, Mephiston, and Lokken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Zhou Yun calmly reached into his fourth-dimensional pocket and slowly withdrew a device.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hallucinations swirled before the restaurant owner’s eyes, attempting to corrupt its mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was the call from the gene-thief chieftain—the restaurant owner understood: a new chieftain had been chosen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A new cognitive distortion would envelop all gene-thieves; all could once again lose themselves in it, forgetting all pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It could see the vision within the hallucination:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A glorious age, where it would become part of the Great Crusade fleet, marching alongside the Warmaster to conquer the entire galaxy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Burn the galaxy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A whisper echoed in the restaurant owner’s ear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Burn the galaxy. Burn the galaxy. Burn the galaxy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In its daze, it saw several figures enter its restaurant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sometimes they were like itself—cunning Horuses; sometimes they were noble Astartes warriors waiting for new recruits to awaken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Searing pain flared in the restaurant owner’s chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It clutched the ornate bolter tightly; the burning pain jolted it partially awake.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cunning restaurant owner silently watched the three gene-thieves before it, already lost in the hallucination, waiting to join them—its own kin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cunning restaurant owner silently stared at the cursive engraving on the bolter: the Five Virtues.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I must focus, so my own will not be crushed by my Master’s wrath.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The restaurant owner whispered, raising the bolter to its own head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its action startled the three gene-thieves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the restaurant owner’s lips involuntarily curled into a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I must be humble, knowing my own baseness.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My blood and flesh are born of aliens; my soul dwells in blasphemy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Purity and nobility are false; only virtue is true.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The restaurant owner slowly lowered the bolter from its head—and then—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bullet roared; one of the surrounding gene-thieves’ heads exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Winged Guilliman is false; the Warmaster is false.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Only virtue is true.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other two gene-thieves roared at the restaurant owner, lashing out with their vicious claws.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in their eyes, the restaurant owner saw madness, agony, and fragmentation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had once seen the truth; even now, having willingly embraced another layer of illusion, the pain of reality still tormented their souls.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The restaurant owner sighed softly, and his other two arms also picked up weapons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I should have shown mercy; death would have granted my brethren release.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1392,"2026-06-19T20:02:15.665Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","5c340b8ebaaac374e566893bd129e1dec85a498788b5a4d56deb3d869fd0bee9","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-233","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-231",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg",{"terms":24,"userReplacements":190},[25,30,35,40,45,50,55,60,65,70,75,80,85,90,95,100,105,110,115,120,125,130,135,140,145,150,155,160,165,170,175,180,185],{"id":26,"raw_term":27,"original_term":28,"translations":29},1800892,"Zhou Yun","周雲",[],{"id":31,"raw_term":32,"original_term":33,"translations":34},1800893,"Casso","卡索",[],{"id":36,"raw_term":37,"original_term":38,"translations":39},1800894,"Carian","卡萊恩",[],{"id":41,"raw_term":42,"original_term":43,"translations":44},1800895,"Sanguinius","聖吉列斯",[],{"id":46,"raw_term":47,"original_term":48,"translations":49},1800896,"Festus","費斯圖斯",[],{"id":51,"raw_term":52,"original_term":53,"translations":54},1800897,"Magnus","馬格努斯",[],{"id":56,"raw_term":57,"original_term":58,"translations":59},1800898,"Ahriman","阿里曼",[],{"id":61,"raw_term":62,"original_term":63,"translations":64},1800899,"Leman Russ","黎曼魯斯",[],{"id":66,"raw_term":67,"original_term":68,"translations":69},1800900,"Guilliman","基里曼",[],{"id":71,"raw_term":72,"original_term":73,"translations":74},1800901,"Tyrian","提瑞恩",[],{"id":76,"raw_term":77,"original_term":78,"translations":79},1800902,"Kairos Fateweaver","卡洛斯",[],{"id":81,"raw_term":82,"original_term":83,"translations":84},1800903,"Czepesh","采佩什",[],{"id":86,"raw_term":87,"original_term":88,"translations":89},1800904,"Rena","蕾娜",[],{"id":91,"raw_term":92,"original_term":93,"translations":94},1800905,"Valerian","瓦雷利安",[],{"id":96,"raw_term":97,"original_term":98,"translations":99},1800906,"The Emperor","帝皇",[],{"id":101,"raw_term":102,"original_term":103,"translations":104},1800907,"Alkun","阿爾昆",[],{"id":106,"raw_term":107,"original_term":108,"translations":109},1800908,"Skarbrand","斯卡布蘭德",[],{"id":111,"raw_term":112,"original_term":113,"translations":114},1800909,"Italeo","伊塔萊奧",[],{"id":116,"raw_term":117,"original_term":118,"translations":119},1800910,"Nobi Nobita","野比大雄",[],{"id":121,"raw_term":122,"original_term":123,"translations":124},1800911,"Ilthu Simotrien","伊爾圖.西莫特里恩",[],{"id":126,"raw_term":127,"original_term":128,"translations":129},1800912,"Ude Udia Laski","烏德.烏迪亞.拉斯基",[],{"id":131,"raw_term":132,"original_term":133,"translations":134},1800913,"Belisarius Cawl","貝利薩留.考爾",[],{"id":136,"raw_term":137,"original_term":138,"translations":139},1800914,"Jeanne","讓娜",[],{"id":141,"raw_term":142,"original_term":143,"translations":144},1800915,"Yerit","耶蕊特",[],{"id":146,"raw_term":147,"original_term":148,"translations":149},1800916,"Abaddon","阿巴頓",[],{"id":151,"raw_term":152,"original_term":153,"translations":154},1800917,"Ers","爾斯",[],{"id":156,"raw_term":157,"original_term":158,"translations":159},1800918,"Erebus","艾瑞巴斯",[],{"id":161,"raw_term":162,"original_term":163,"translations":164},1800919,"Lucius","盧修斯",[],{"id":166,"raw_term":167,"original_term":168,"translations":169},1800920,"Luther","盧瑟",[],{"id":171,"raw_term":172,"original_term":173,"translations":174},1800921,"Be'lakor","比拉克",[],{"id":176,"raw_term":177,"original_term":178,"translations":179},1800922,"Tiena","蒂耶娜",[],{"id":181,"raw_term":182,"original_term":183,"translations":184},1800923,"Titus","泰圖斯",[],{"id":186,"raw_term":187,"original_term":188,"translations":189},1800924,"Night Haunter","夜之主",[],{}]