[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-239":6,"glossary-terms-4422":23},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2265062,4422,"Chapter 239: Unkillable!","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-239",239,"\u003Cp>Outside the temporary ward built by the Blood Priests, Zhou Yun rubbed his chin and stepped in with hesitation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lag is dying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he heard this news from Saint Gileas, he simply could not believe it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His old companion from Asford had no other skills, but his ability to survive was unmatched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The chaos of the hive city never took him, gang battles never took him, and even two invasions by the swarms failed to kill him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had once taught gang members in Asford how to survive on the battlefield, saving many lives, until he became a symbol of the Asford refugees themselves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as Lag was alive, there would always be a way to survive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But according to Saint Gileas’s report to Zhou Yun, Lag had indeed been found on the brink of death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a symbol of the Asford refugees and the Saint Doraemon Cult, his condition quickly drew the attention of the Blood Angels—especially that of Kaboro.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To Zhou Yun’s surprise, Kaboro had personal ties with Lag; they were on good terms, and it was said Lag had even provided his own blood for Kaboro’s research—though no one knew what was worth studying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kaboro quickly reconstructed the entire sequence of events.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Previously, Zhou Yun had given Lag two bottles of wine brewed by Old One-Eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the Battle of Baal, Lag took those two bottles to find Old One-Eye, to celebrate the success of his cybernetic transplant; they drank and smoked together, and ended up drunk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Half-asleep and half-awake, Lag staggered onto the walls of Angel’s Keep, stepped onto an unrepaired section, slipped, and fell from the thirty-meter-high battlements.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Lag did not die.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A pool of Thirsting Water lay directly beneath the wall; Lag fell into it, and for reasons unknown—perhaps out of respect for Zhou Yun, or for Lag himself—the Thirsting Water did not drain his moisture, but instead cushioned his fall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that point, Lag was injured, but not mortally.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The problem was, in his dazed state, Lag mistook the Thirsting Water for ordinary spring water and drank it down, nearly drowning in it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, the Thirsting Water activated itself, frantically carrying the nearly drowned Lag to the gates of Angel’s Keep, preventing him from dying right there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The guards at the gate were warriors of the Flesh Tearers; when one saw this, he thought he was suffering a Black Rage, and only after two seconds did he remember to save him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Lag was carried before Kaboro.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kaboro marveled at the man who had fallen from over eighty meters, plunged into Thirsting Water, nearly drowned in it, yet stubbornly refused to die.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun could only sigh—Lag was still Lag, as unreliable as ever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, Zhou Yun suspected Lag wouldn’t die this time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kaboro was now his doctor—a Chief Blood Priest of the Blood Angels, the foremost alchemist among them, one of the very few physicians in the galaxy better than him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as Lag didn’t want to die, even if he were reduced to half a body, Kaboro could still save him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun walked into the ward building; some humans injured in the Battle of Baal were receiving treatment, while others were undergoing medical training.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lag’s room was at the end; Zhou Yun saw Old One-Eye, now with cybernetic arms, standing there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Zhou Yun, you’re here,” Old One-Eye said, a faint smile on his lips: “Lord Kaboro and Lord Melphiston are inside.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun noticed Old One-Eye’s blind eye had been replaced with a mechanical prosthetic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye noticed Zhou Yun’s gaze and tapped his cybernetic eye: “New one. Still adjusting—some rejection.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun nodded slightly, fixing his gaze on the prosthetic eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, Old One-Eye’s expression turned startled—he seemed to sense the discomfort in his eye had vanished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Praise be to the Primordial Engine of the Machine God, the great Saint Doraemon,” Old One-Eye murmured, bowing his head involuntarily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So even between us, there lies a thick barrier?” Zhou Yun feigned a sorrowful expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye’s remaining flesh eye twitched slightly, his lips curling into a smile: “Don’t blame me—you went and revealed yourself publicly. I’m your devout follower; how could I not pray?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you don’t want to be seen as a god, don’t act like one.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A profound truth,” Zhou Yun nodded in agreement—he thought the Emperor ought to hear this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Zhou Yun paused, glancing at Lag’s door: “You said Melphiston is here too?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What was the Chief Librarian doing here? Did Lag’s condition require Melphiston’s involvement?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s eyes narrowed with suspicion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But if Melphiston was here, even if Lag died, he could be summoned back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Lag’s door opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Melphiston and Kaboro stepped out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lord Zhou Yun,” both bowed slightly, noticing Zhou Yun’s confusion directed at Melphiston.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I examined Lag’s genetic sequence and found it possesses powerful radiation-resistant mutations—his resistance is thirteen times that of an ordinary human. Moreover, the crimson scars’ radiation originates from the Blood God of the Warp; thus, this resistance equates to mild immunity to Khorne’s corruption.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is highly unusual—likely the reason Lag survived so long in Asford’s hive city.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kaboro continued:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But beyond this, Lag shows no other significant beneficial mutations; his genome is identical to that of a normal human, offering no explanation for his extreme durability.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“During the examination, I also noticed his old injuries and illnesses resurfacing—even diseases long healed, such as the one he contracted en route to Baal, and wounds from the Battle of the Underworld. All have suddenly reappeared.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I suspect this may be the effect of some Warp power. To prevent corruption, I summoned Melphiston.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun raised an eyebrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lag’s durability was tied to the Warp?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That made sense—but who the hell had blessed Lag?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve studied Lag’s condition. It’s fascinating,” Melphiston said, raising his voice slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We usually assume only psykers or Warp entities can manipulate Warp energy in the material universe—but that is wrong.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Humanity is inherently a psychic species. Nearly all humans possess faint psychic potential; though weak individually, when aggregated, they create ripples in the Warp.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Melphiston turned his gaze toward the ward behind him, as if seeing Lag:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lag taught many how to survive in war—and truly saved lives. Combined with his near-death escape during the Battle of the Underworld, this forged a shared belief among people: Lag is hard to kill.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then, when the Saint Doraemon Cult emerged, this belief merged with devotion to Saint Doraemon and subtly manifested on Lag, suppressing his illnesses and reinforcing the perception that he was truly unkillable.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After all, Saint Doraemon himself holds dominion over death—you understand now, don’t you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun blinked, pointing vaguely at himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He understood—he had unconsciously blessed Lag, and the collective human belief in his unkillability had combined with that blessing, granting Lag genuine resistance to death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then why are his old illnesses resurfacing?” Zhou Yun asked, raising an eyebrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Warp is fundamentally subjective,” Melphiston replied, shaking his head gently. “If Lag himself no longer wishes to live, this collective human belief is insufficient to sustain him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is beyond my capacity,” Kaboro also shook his head. “Lag’s body has long reached its limit; only Warp energy is barely holding him together.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lord Zhou Yun, I have examined Lord Dante’s body countless times—I know the weight of aging. A thousand years can crush even an Astartes.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And humans are far more fragile. They bear burdens far exceeding their limits. Lag is eighty-seven years old. For a human, he has carried more than enough.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And mortals are even more fragile; they can bear less burden, yet often must shoulder far more than their limits allow. Lord Lag is already eighty-seven years old—by mortal standards, he has borne more than enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Like Lord Dante before him, Lag no longer desires life.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun fell silent for a moment, then nodded to the two: “I’ll speak with Lag.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Melphiston and Kaboro stepped aside, letting Zhou Yun enter the ward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Zhou Yun, brother,” Lag said, his ugly face twisting into a grin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother Zhou Yun.” Lag spotted Zhou Yun and twisted his ugly face into a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun couldn’t help smiling, pulling a bottle from his fourth-dimensional pocket and placing it on Lag’s bedside:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A bottle of Amasek. Brewed by Cheater. I tasted it—tastes decent.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing “Amasek,” Lag perked up, grabbing the bottle and taking a long swig.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Delicious! Clearly, General Drostron had terrible taste,” Lag grinned, took another sip, and set the bottle down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun watched Lag—he saw no improvement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A good bottle of Amasek wasn’t enough to make him want to live again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Kaboro and Melphiston told me you don’t want to keep living.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun sat beside Lag’s bed, staring at him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I remember when I first arrived in Asford—you dragged my unconscious body out of the trash heap.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Though after pulling me out, you stole six instant noodles, two cases of Coca-Cola, and twenty bags of Lay’s from me—and tried to strip my clothes.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Heh, back then I thought you were some noble from the upper hive, right? But Lay’s? That stuff was delicious—just too much air.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Heh, I thought you old sir was some noble from the Upper Nest back then. But that thing called 'Le Shi' was really delicious—just too airy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you here to settle old scores or thank me? Thanks aren’t needed—we’ve been brothers for years. Besides, you were waking up anyway. I still came out ahead.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then for all these years of friendship, old man, let me ask you one question.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun stared at Lag:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you still want to live? If you do, I have many ways to help you survive.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you don’t, that’s fine too—in this cursed world, reaching eighty-seven and finding peaceful rest is a blessing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You don’t have to want it—in this miserable world, living to eighty-seven and finally meeting peaceful sleep is certainly a good thing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1656,"2026-06-19T20:02:15.665Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","e51cc6a057a92608bc17445cbc587289ca81726aa5eb7b74927a32bd4ce7684d","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-240","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-238",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg",{"terms":24,"userReplacements":190},[25,30,35,40,45,50,55,60,65,70,75,80,85,90,95,100,105,110,115,120,125,130,135,140,145,150,155,160,165,170,175,180,185],{"id":26,"raw_term":27,"original_term":28,"translations":29},1800892,"Zhou Yun","周雲",[],{"id":31,"raw_term":32,"original_term":33,"translations":34},1800893,"Casso","卡索",[],{"id":36,"raw_term":37,"original_term":38,"translations":39},1800894,"Carian","卡萊恩",[],{"id":41,"raw_term":42,"original_term":43,"translations":44},1800895,"Sanguinius","聖吉列斯",[],{"id":46,"raw_term":47,"original_term":48,"translations":49},1800896,"Festus","費斯圖斯",[],{"id":51,"raw_term":52,"original_term":53,"translations":54},1800897,"Magnus","馬格努斯",[],{"id":56,"raw_term":57,"original_term":58,"translations":59},1800898,"Ahriman","阿里曼",[],{"id":61,"raw_term":62,"original_term":63,"translations":64},1800899,"Leman Russ","黎曼魯斯",[],{"id":66,"raw_term":67,"original_term":68,"translations":69},1800900,"Guilliman","基里曼",[],{"id":71,"raw_term":72,"original_term":73,"translations":74},1800901,"Tyrian","提瑞恩",[],{"id":76,"raw_term":77,"original_term":78,"translations":79},1800902,"Kairos Fateweaver","卡洛斯",[],{"id":81,"raw_term":82,"original_term":83,"translations":84},1800903,"Czepesh","采佩什",[],{"id":86,"raw_term":87,"original_term":88,"translations":89},1800904,"Rena","蕾娜",[],{"id":91,"raw_term":92,"original_term":93,"translations":94},1800905,"Valerian","瓦雷利安",[],{"id":96,"raw_term":97,"original_term":98,"translations":99},1800906,"The Emperor","帝皇",[],{"id":101,"raw_term":102,"original_term":103,"translations":104},1800907,"Alkun","阿爾昆",[],{"id":106,"raw_term":107,"original_term":108,"translations":109},1800908,"Skarbrand","斯卡布蘭德",[],{"id":111,"raw_term":112,"original_term":113,"translations":114},1800909,"Italeo","伊塔萊奧",[],{"id":116,"raw_term":117,"original_term":118,"translations":119},1800910,"Nobi Nobita","野比大雄",[],{"id":121,"raw_term":122,"original_term":123,"translations":124},1800911,"Ilthu Simotrien","伊爾圖.西莫特里恩",[],{"id":126,"raw_term":127,"original_term":128,"translations":129},1800912,"Ude Udia Laski","烏德.烏迪亞.拉斯基",[],{"id":131,"raw_term":132,"original_term":133,"translations":134},1800913,"Belisarius Cawl","貝利薩留.考爾",[],{"id":136,"raw_term":137,"original_term":138,"translations":139},1800914,"Jeanne","讓娜",[],{"id":141,"raw_term":142,"original_term":143,"translations":144},1800915,"Yerit","耶蕊特",[],{"id":146,"raw_term":147,"original_term":148,"translations":149},1800916,"Abaddon","阿巴頓",[],{"id":151,"raw_term":152,"original_term":153,"translations":154},1800917,"Ers","爾斯",[],{"id":156,"raw_term":157,"original_term":158,"translations":159},1800918,"Erebus","艾瑞巴斯",[],{"id":161,"raw_term":162,"original_term":163,"translations":164},1800919,"Lucius","盧修斯",[],{"id":166,"raw_term":167,"original_term":168,"translations":169},1800920,"Luther","盧瑟",[],{"id":171,"raw_term":172,"original_term":173,"translations":174},1800921,"Be'lakor","比拉克",[],{"id":176,"raw_term":177,"original_term":178,"translations":179},1800922,"Tiena","蒂耶娜",[],{"id":181,"raw_term":182,"original_term":183,"translations":184},1800923,"Titus","泰圖斯",[],{"id":186,"raw_term":187,"original_term":188,"translations":189},1800924,"Night Haunter","夜之主",[],{}]