[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-26":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264849,4422,"Chapter 26: Intelligence Like a Sunburned One-Eyed Ogre","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-26",26,"\u003Cp>The door of the Spear Inn swung open, and a whistle rose behind Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge, wearing a linen robe and a gray-white ugly face painted with a spaceship emblem, twisted his grotesque features as he approached Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother! Zhou Yun, brother! My good buddy!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What the hell are you doing here at noon, drinking? I’ve been looking all over for you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge shouted loudly, his voice booming like a newly rich tycoon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The patrons inside the bar turned their gazes toward him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye remained expressionless, pulling a semi-automatic pistol from beneath the counter and expertly chambering a round.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge noticed this and froze, awkwardly raising his hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s me, One-Eye! Old Luo Ge! We’ve been brothers for years—change clothes and you don’t recognize me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun gave Old One-Eye a slight shake of his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That face of yours could make anyone vomit for seven days and seven nights—no one could forget it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye tapped the counter with his pistol and growled:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t think switching masters gives you license to cause trouble in my bar.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this, Luo Ge shrank his neck, then quickly nodded, grinning: “Got it, got it—we’re brothers, after all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, he plopped down beside Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Luo Ge, I still prefer you in your old skin,” Zhou Yun said, studying him with interest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Last night he was still a member of the local gang; by noon today he’d already swapped into Ark Gang attire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wasn’t this old bastard the one who guided the Ark Gang last night?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge chuckled, waved at Old One-Eye, and signaled for a glass of the pungent crimson liquor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye slid the drink toward Luo Ge, glancing at him: “You’re not the traitor who led the Ark Gang here, are you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s me!” Luo Ge patted his new clothes with pride.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m getting heavy use from the Master now,” he said, downing a gulp of liquor. “My dream’s getting closer.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’ve got a dream?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’ve got a dream?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye and Zhou Yun stared at Luo Ge in unison, astonished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course! I’m going to become a gangland superstar! Live every day drinking Amasek wine!” Luo Ge raised his glass and drained it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun frowned, signaled Old One-Eye, and said: “Another round for Luo Ge—my treat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“To the future gangland superstar.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye nodded silently and turned toward the shelf behind him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good brother,” Luo Ge said, his face splitting into a hideous grin at the prospect of Zhou Yun buying him a drink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So who sent you to find me?” Zhou Yun tapped his glass against the counter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Master herself!” Luo Ge raised his voice. “Brother, I’ve got you another big job this time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh?” Zhou Yun raised an eyebrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Here’s your drink.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Luo Ge could continue, Old One-Eye arrived at the counter with an opened bottle of crimson liquor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“New batch. First sip’s for you, old bastard.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye poured a glass and handed it to Luo Ge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge eagerly took the glass and gulped it down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother Zhou Yun, the Master wants to talk business with you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“She’s seen the Agripina III automatic infantry rifles you brought back.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, Luo Ge’s gray face flushed red.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who told her those rifles came from me?” Zhou Yun frowned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He already knew the answer—but he held back from punching this old bastard in the face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge puffed out his chest, beaming with pride.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Isn’t this how you get new business, brother?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun couldn’t help rolling his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother Zhou Yun, I’m not saying the Master isn’t decent—she’s way more generous than the old gang bosses.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lately our district hasn’t been stable. While you were gone, a petty thief slipped in.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That little rat broke into homes at night with a heat lance—even stole from the gang’s own hideout. The old gang chased him for days and never caught him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge seemed drunk, babbling fragmented thoughts:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“When things get unstable, we brothers gotta stick together—make more money.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun said nothing, only watched calmly as Luo Ge rambled on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge trailed off, then stopped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He clutched his head, frowning, mumbling:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why does my head hurt?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“One-Eye, what did you ferment this liquor with? It’s so strong?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye glanced at him: “Mutant shit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn, that’s strong,” Luo Ge grinned dazedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He rubbed his temples hard, trying to stay awake.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re drunk,” Zhou Yun said flatly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye nodded in agreement: “You old bastard, go sleep in the back room.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge staggered to his feet, his mind already blurred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Drunk is drunk,” Old One-Eye stepped from behind the counter, hoisted Luo Ge onto his shoulder, and shoved him toward the back room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m not drunk! I’m not! No need!” Luo Ge shook his head violently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, you are,” Zhou Yun stood up, slapped Luo Ge’s back. “Pathetic.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I gotta—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge clutched his throbbing head, grimacing:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I gotta sleep a bit, Brother Zhou Yun—don’t you dare leave.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Later, you’re coming with me to see the Master.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright, alright,” Zhou Yun agreed readily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Together with Old One-Eye, they carried Luo Ge to the back room and dumped him onto the bed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sedative Old One-Eye had added to the liquor took effect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge quickly passed out like Russ after a punch from Lane.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your sedative’s brutal,” Zhou Yun remarked, staring at the unconscious Luo Ge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve got exclusive channels for bottom-dweller goods,” Old One-Eye rubbed his hands together. “The sedative and that bottle go on your tab.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course,” Zhou Yun gave Old One-Eye a slight nod.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye turned his gaze to the sleeping Luo Ge: “What do we do with this old bastard? He betrayed you—kill him?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He’s not the worst down in the lower slums. Stupid? Yes—but uniquely, cheaply stupid.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun glanced at the sleeping Luo Ge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Ge lay sprawled, his ugly face scrunched, mumbling: “Amasek wine… strong… got rich, Brother Zhou Yun…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun couldn’t help smiling: “Such a rare talent—leave him to the Ark Gang.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He’s like a sunburned one-eyed ogre—this kind of genius should be left to the enemy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s a sunburned one-eyed ogre? You’re talking nonsense again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old One-Eye shook his head, his single eye fixed on Zhou Yun:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s your plan?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I have a small plan. I’m going to meet the Master.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1064,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","dcf03800bba7816e81a68cb4b4f0b7078bd197141c2124811b93b631a3502562","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-27","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-25",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]