[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-29":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264852,4422,"Chapter 29: By the Emperor","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-29",29,"\u003Cp>Zhou Yun, his face masked by Lao Ge’s ugliness, walked through this outpost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This outpost had once belonged to the local gang that previously held sway here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With wealth accumulated over more than a decade, they turned it into a three-story spacious house, a level of luxury unmatched in the Lower Nest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now the outpost had been seized by the Ark Gang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The third man on your left—the one with the fat, meaty face—is watching you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The man leaning against the wall behind you is watching you too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And the second man on your right as well.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A winged figure within Bai Guang whispered at the corner of Zhou Yun’s vision.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He fluttered his wings slightly, releasing a few strands of white light visible only to Zhou Yun, marking the three individuals secretly observing him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun glanced casually at the three men.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He realized they weren’t just watching him—they were observing everyone coming and going.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only after confirming Zhou Yun posed no threat did they shift their gaze away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So careful.” Zhou Yun frowned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who were they wary of? What were they wary of?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun shook his head and pulled the voiceprint candy from his robe pocket, slipping it into his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The candy dissolved instantly, a faint sweetness lingering in his mouth, flowing down his throat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cough, cough, cough.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun coughed twice without expression, his voice low and grubby, identical to Lao Ge’s.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glanced at the main entrance of the outpost and walked toward it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stop!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he could step inside, two Ark Gang members blocked his path.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s me, Lao Ge, brothers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun had already swallowed Lao Ge’s voiceprint candy—his voice was now an exact match:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t you remember? Last night, it was me who led you all here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two guards remained expressionless, studying Zhou Yun’s head, searching for any sign.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a thorough inspection, finding nothing amiss, they nodded and gestured for him to enter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Zhou Yun did not hurry; instead, he pulled two LHO cigarettes from his pocket and shoved them into the guards’ palms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brothers, to be honest, the Master gave me a task this morning—she told me to find someone.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun grinned, wrinkling Lao Ge’s ugly face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I didn’t find him—he’d already fled.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two guards frowned, glancing at the LHO cigarettes in their hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Could you tell me how the Master is feeling today?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun grinned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If she’s in a bad mood, I need to prepare for a scolding.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two guards exchanged a glance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Master is troubled by the Hot Thief,” said the guard on the right, shaking his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That little thief has been hopping between several major districts—he’s been wanted by the Ark Gang for ages, but we’ve never caught him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Hot Thief.” Zhou Yun rubbed his chin and nodded slightly. “Thanks, brothers. I’ll buy you drinks later.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, Zhou Yun stepped past the threshold and entered the outpost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn’t taken more than a few steps when he stopped, as if suddenly remembering, and turned back to the two guards: “By the way, brothers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where is the Master now? Third floor?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Second floor conference room. She’s discussing the Hot Thief with the gang leaders.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun smiled faintly and turned toward the second-floor conference room. “Son of a bitch.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the Ark Gang’s second-floor conference room,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Leina, her face hidden beneath a wide hood, stared at the records of thefts in this district and cursed aloud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The thief who used flame cutters had also appeared in this district.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What bad luck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though she cursed, Xiang Leina knew the Hot Thief wasn’t truly evil by Nest standards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though he stole often, he had more morals than most thieves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He mostly targeted the homes of the relatively wealthy or gang members, and sometimes, when he mistakenly entered an ordinary Nest worker’s home, he left money to repair the door and a note of apology.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Xiang Leina still felt furious and irritated by him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every time she thought of him, she clenched her fists, flushed red, and couldn’t help but spit: “Son of a bitch.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the Master of the Ark Gang,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>when she first founded the gang years ago, this bastard had robbed her private stash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This book was recently updated in ##!! UPDATE!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Leina still remembered how she felt that morning, staring at the door drilled open by a flame cutter and the empty vault.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the money inside wasn’t much, it was her own hard-saved savings,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and now it was all gone—stolen by that bastard!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since then, that son of a bitch had occasionally visited the homes of Ark Gang members, leaving behind a jagged hole from his Hot Saw and stealing their cash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Leina had nearly caught him several times, but he seemed to possess some kind of precognition, always slipping through her fingers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This time, I’ll catch that son of a bitch.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Leina gritted her teeth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She turned to the several underlings in the conference room and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Assign patrols tonight! Each street must be patrolled at least three times!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I, Xiang Leina, swear by the Emperor—I will catch that son of a bitch!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she spoke, she swung her fist violently at the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The underlings nodded repeatedly, vowing to capture the damned Hot Thief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Leina exhaled deeply, as if trying to expel the rage lodged in her chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She shook her head, still throbbing slightly from anger, and stepped out of the conference room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And there, right at the doorway, was a face so ugly it could shock heaven and terrify ghosts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the Emperor’s teeth!” Xiang Leina gasped, nearly unleashing a psychic blast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then she recognized the ugly face—it was Lao Ge, the local gang member who had surrendered last night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lao Ge? What are you doing here?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Leina patted her chest and exhaled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She eyed Lao Ge warily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Had he been lurking outside the door, eavesdropping on the meeting?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But what she’d said wasn’t important anyway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Leina frowned, scanning Lao Ge from head to toe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She confirmed that though his ugliness was extraordinary, there were no signs of mutation—he was still a pure human.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Leina paused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Did you find the person I told you to find?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lao Ge grinned and scratched his head. “Sorry, Master. He seems to have fled already.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fled? Why would he flee?” Xiang Leina blinked, staring oddly at Lao Ge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, her psychic senses flared with warning—she shuddered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ark Gang Master, her face hidden beneath the wide hood, suddenly raised her voice and roared:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re not Lao Ge!! Who are you?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Exposed! The thought flashed through Zhou Yun’s mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without hesitation, he pulled the stopper from the gourd at his waist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yesterday my Tyrant was nearly shattered by a friend’s Terminator squad’s assault, then all six of my melee attacks were negated by their Terminator Captain’s save. So frustrating.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1159,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","c240b932e810d4ee2e66989150096ebde6702bfdc361ea37e22b01a92c640e48","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-30","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-28",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]