[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-31":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264854,4422,"Chapter 31: If You","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-31",31,"\u003Cp>“Hypnotic sound won’t work on you? Then try this!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The leader of the Ark Sect let out a cold snort; the air around him instantly froze, forming ice flowers that defied the laws of physics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lightning!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Ark Sect leader barked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A pale bolt of thunder suddenly tore through reality, writhing like a living thing as it lashed toward Zhou Yun—so fast it left only a streak of white light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s figure flickered and vanished from where he stood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lightning was fast, but the Ark Sect leader’s casting animation was far too long.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun noticed she seemed far more skilled with mind-manipulating abilities like hypnotic sound,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>while spells involving lightning, frost, and flame appeared clumsy and unrefined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun instantly reappeared behind the Ark Sect leader, the mechanical hand on his head pointing directly at her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A powerful torrent of telekinesis slammed into her back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ark Sect leader whirled around, focusing her will and unleashing psychic energy to form a shimmering mental barrier.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The invisible telekinesis clashed with the psychic barrier, unleashing hurricane-force winds through the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun pulled back his robe again, revealing the gourd beneath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pocket Tornado!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A gray-black tornado five to six meters tall erupted from the gourd, sweeping up dust, trash, and bricks as it roared toward the Ark Sect leader.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No psychic signature at all!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ark Sect leader raised one hand, channeling psychic energy into an invisible force to halt the tornado,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>her eyes filled with utter confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Telekinesis, instant movement, air bullets, this hurricane—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>every attack from this man wearing Luo Ge’s face felt like it came from a seasoned psychic,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>yet his body emitted not a single trace of psychic energy—he was clearly non-psychic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun gave the Ark Sect leader no time to think,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>his figure flickered again, reappearing instantly behind her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bang! Bang! Bang!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he mimicked gunshots with his mouth, fingers aimed at the Ark Sect leader,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>invisible bullets fired at lethal speed—enough to knock an ordinary person unconscious instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ark Sect leader snarled and spun around, grabbing the tornado and hurling it at Zhou Yun; the invisible bullets were swallowed by the whirlwind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s waist gourd stirred, pulling the hurricane back inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Honor the Emperor, for He is humanity’s savior!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Obey His words, for He will lead you into a bright future!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ark Sect leader drew a deep breath and infused her voice with warp-space energy,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>this time releasing not hypnotic sound, but pure psychic shrieks:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Attend to His wisdom, for He will shield you from evil!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mutter His prayers, for He will save your soul!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hymns to the Emperor poured from her lips, instantly transforming into blades of sound that stabbed toward Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun was shaken by the psychic sound, every nerve in his body screaming with agony.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seizing the opening, the Ark Sect leader swung her arm again; a bolt of thunder ripped from warp-space into reality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lightning!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The thunder became an arrow, surging toward Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s figure dissolved into afterimages and vanished once more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her casting was clearly clumsy and unpracticed—too long a cast time to ever hit someone who could teleport.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun guessed she was probably better at mind-control abilities, since few in the Undercity could resist hypnotic sound,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and here, psychic perception was far more useful than controlling lightning, fire, or ice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your spells are slow and your aim’s terrible—practice more if you’re this bad!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun appeared behind the Ark Sect leader and mocked her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, he focused his awareness on his eyes, attempting to use X-ray vision to see through her body structure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since her appearance was deceptive, let’s look inside—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and then Zhou Yun saw an utterly flat, endless plain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Holy shit, so fucking flat!” Zhou Yun blurted out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh?” The Ark Sect leader froze in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of the three psychic abilities—telekinesis, teleportation, and X-ray vision—Zhou Yun was worst at X-ray vision,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he’d only intended to check her internal organs to see if she was a gene thief,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but he’d only managed to see through her clothes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Noticing Zhou Yun’s gaze, the Ark Sect leader blinked, then instantly realized:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“X-ray vision? You bastard!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ark Sect leader shrieked in fury,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>psychic energy surged into her flesh and blood, her figure blurring as she lunged toward Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her fist swung at Zhou Yun; he raised his arm to block—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boom!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fist struck the clay-like skin covering Zhou Yun’s body, warping and distorting the clay surface.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun flinched, his body dissolving into afterimages as he vanished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mind control, lightning manipulation, flesh enhancement—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>this woman knew quite a few psychic techniques,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>though they were disorganized, clumsy, and unpolished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That punch had clearly enhanced her flesh, turning her fist into a lethal weapon,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>had Zhou Yun’s clay-like skin not provided some defense—especially against blunt force—he’d have broken several bones.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that Zhou Yun had only suffered strange wrinkles on his skin, twisted like clay molded by a child,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of monster are you?!” the Ark Sect leader gasped,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>resistant to hypnotic sound, able to dodge lightning with teleportation, skin that deflects punches—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Ark Sect leader couldn’t help but feel fear—what kind of monster was this?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She swung her arm again, yanking a bolt of thunder directly from warp-space and hurling it at Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun flickered once more and vanished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you’re this bad, practice more. If you can’t lose, don’t play.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun reappeared not far from her, taunting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bastard, if only you could resist my hypnotic sound—” the Ark Sect leader gritted her teeth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Past is past. Present is present.” Zhou Yun shrugged, focusing his awareness on his eyes again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ark Sect leader gathered her will,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>mind control useless, warp-space lightning missed, pure physical attacks barely hurt—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>she drew a deep breath, psychic energy flooding into her flesh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Swinging her fist, she closed the distance to Zhou Yun in an instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bang! Bang! Bang!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun spat three “bangs,” firing air bullets from his fingertips.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ark Sect leader didn’t dodge or flinch, enduring the dizziness from the bullets as she charged straight into Zhou Yun’s face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun held his breath, using X-ray vision to peer into the Ark Sect leader.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flicker of lightning rose from her fingertips—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>not warp-space lightning, but bioelectricity generated by enhanced nervous system, too fast for Zhou Yun to dodge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Liangyu School, famed among the Thousand Sons for psychic flesh manipulation, used this same method—her technique was identical in essence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fist wrapped in lightning slammed into Zhou Yun’s face, stripping away layers of clay skin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun stepped back, staring at the Ark Sect leader with stunned confusion—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>not because of the electric numbness on his face, but because\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re not a traitor? You’re human??” Zhou Yun blurted out, staring at her internal organs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ark Sect leader blinked, dumbfounded, watching the clay peel from Zhou Yun’s face to reveal human skin beneath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re human too? You’re not a servant of the Star Demon?!” the Ark Sect leader couldn’t help but blink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Brothers, join the group—become traitors\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1191,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","fa06d7d4261d8cde6b79b4b1191642175c7eefde41552d9ee9024d32ad29a744","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-32","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-30",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]