[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-32":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264855,4422,"Chapter 32: Astonishing Wisdom!","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-32",32,"\u003Cp>In a small room on the third floor of the Ark Guild’s stronghold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So you’re not the insect assassin sent to kill me,” said Leina, the Ark Guild’s High Priestess, frowning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So you’re not the High Bishop of the Gene Thieves either?” Zhou Yun raised an eyebrow at Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina, High Priestess of the Ark Guild, an illegal psyker,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>sat across from Zhou Yun, whom he observed closely,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>her face bearing no signs of madness or mutation, her eyes tinged blue shimmering with reason,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>on her cheeks, faint gold ink inscribed a passage:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rejoice, for I have brought you the glorious gospel,”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The God walks among us.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun knew these words came from the Sacred Texts of Luo Jia, the first two sentences of the entire book.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This book, written by the rebel Primogenitor, detailed the worship of the Emperor and His divinity—the foundation of the entire Imperial Cult.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun had confirmed with X-ray vision: this High Priestess of the Ark Guild was indeed a pure human, not the High Bishop of the Chicken Cult.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She truly was an illegal psyker who had slipped away from the Black Ships,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She seemed to have some awareness of the Tyranid Hive Fleets and the Gene Thieves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Gene Thieves.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina’s gaze flickered slightly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A fitting name—perfect for describing them. Is that the official Imperial term?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun gave a slight nod in response to Leina’s question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And what about those that fell from the star-space? Those that descended from living star-ships aboard spore-capsules?” Leina asked Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Tyranids—the Tyranid Leviathan Fleet. They are predators from beyond the galaxy, seeking to consume all they see.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.They’re coming soon.” Leina whispered, her voice trembling slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A silence filled the small room as the two stared at each other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun studied Leina from head to toe, his eyes filled with confusion:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You knew about the Gene Thieves, but how do you know the Tyranids are about to descend on Asi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I saw it,” Leina said, her fingertip brushing lightly over the Sacred Texts tattoo on her cheek.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Psychic prophecy? Zhou Yun blinked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many psykers possessed some degree of prophetic ability, glimpsing fragmented visions of the future,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>though what they saw was not necessarily true,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>for in the Warp dwelt one known as the Lord of Change, who delighted in twisting half-truths into prophecies, luring mortals into the most treacherous corners of fate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina noticed Zhou Yun’s gaze,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>placed her hand on her flat chest, and raised her head proudly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I, Leina, have been revealed by the God-Emperor.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He showed me visions of the future, and commanded me to save more people of Asi!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.” Zhou Yun stared fixedly at Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How many now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Counting himself—the one “Saint Guilliman” had visited in a dream,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Gene Thieves’ leader, the Great Devourer’s vanguard,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>plus Mong and Malkit, who seemed blessed by the Nurglite,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and now Leina, claiming to be revealed by the God-Emperor—this was the fifth,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>were there too many Chosen of Asi? Were the great ones planning a proxy war in this tiny hive-city?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I truly have been enlightened by the God-Emperor!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina, seeing Zhou Yun’s skeptical gaze, widened her eyes:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am a devout believer of the Emperor—my mother and father were too. I was not deceived by any Warp specter!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Each time I see a vision, I pray devoutly to the Emperor, asking Him to protect my mind.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she spoke, Leina wore a pious expression, chanting the Emperor’s divinity:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I pray to the Emperor, that He shield my soul from harm in the tides of the Highest Heaven.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then you must be a legally certified Imperial psyker?” Zhou Yun tapped the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The small room fell into heavy silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.I was guided by the Emperor to save more people of Asi. I cannot leave with the Black Ships,” Leina firmly shook her head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then if the God-Emperor enlightened you, can you hear His voice?” Zhou Yun asked again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.Enlightenment means hearing voices?” Leina blinked, bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you one chosen by the Emperor?” Zhou Yun asked, his lip twitching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I think I am!” Leina straightened her back, speaking with firm conviction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.There are no traces of Chaos corruption on her,” whispered the winged figure in Zhou Yun’s peripheral vision, glowing white.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun glanced at him and shook his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Either Leina had merely glimpsed a prophecy from the Warp,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>or she and the glowing white figure at his eye were both part of Tzeentch’s grand scheme.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What about you—what are you really?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina suddenly raised her voice, using her hypnotic tone to question Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun showed no reaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m immune to that trick,” he said flatly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The faint will she projected into his mind was negligible compared to the brilliant, radiant winged figure,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and the moment it entered his psyche, it was diluted into the blinding white light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina deflated instantly, slumping back in her chair, muttering:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I thought if I unleashed my full psychic will while you were off-guard, the hypnotic tone might work.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who are you? Why are you disguised as Luo Ge, sneaking into my side, and suddenly attacking me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I suddenly attacked you?” Zhou Yun raised an eyebrow. “Who screamed at the top of their lungs first?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I thought you were a Gene Thief assassin—I’ve been targeted by them several times already,” Leina snorted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You thought. Are you an Ork? You just ‘thought’?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I thought you were the Gene Thief High Bishop too—your whole propaganda style matches theirs, and you suddenly sent someone to find me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sent someone to find you?” Leina paused, blinked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then she suddenly understood, slapped her forehead:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re. Zhou Yun, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You aaaaaaah!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina roughly ruffled her own hair:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s you! I was looking for you, and it had nothing to do with the Gene Thieves!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Luo Ge told me you’re good at exploring the ruins, and you needed work lately.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He said if there was any job involving ruin exploration, I should find you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I happened to have one, so I had him fetch you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Luo Ge told me you wanted to find me,” Zhou Yun’s eye twitched slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly Luo Ge had been playing both sides—he probably wanted to profit from the middle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That damn Luo Ge,” Zhou Yun rubbed his temples, exasperated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun even suspected Luo Ge had been corrupted by Tzeentch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But that didn’t make sense—Tzeentch required intelligence to corrupt,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Lord of Change would rather corrupt an Ogrun who can only count to ten than Luo Ge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it, dock his pay,” Leina also slammed the table in anger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So why did you want me?” Zhou Yun leaned back in his chair, looking at Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Tyranids are coming. I have a plan to save more people.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina stared seriously at Zhou Yun:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m going to build a ship, load as many people as possible, and escape ahead of time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun was too stunned to speak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He now confirmed:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina might have been deceived by Tzeentch, but she was certainly not corrupted by him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With this astonishing wisdom, even Nurgling would shake his head, and Magnus would raise a thumb and call her an expert.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1196,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","6d28799a0f94c1c4a62ec4a21244aa42e008a7bad75d6371a2887f10c21659e3","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-33","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-31",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]