[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-33":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264856,4422,"Chapter 33: Buying Sunflower Seeds for a Fool","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-33",33,"\u003Cp>Leina noticed Zhou Yun’s gaze,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a look reserved for fools—filled with pity, mockery, and scorn,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and from that gaze, Leina even read the words: What a fine child, pity he’s a fool.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Leina could speak, Zhou Yun shifted his chair forward and spoke first,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you eat sunflower seeds?” he said earnestly to Leina: “According to my hometown’s custom, after teasing a fool, you buy him sunflower seeds.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Zhou Yun’s earnest expression, Leina felt rage surge through her, her face burning hot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m serious,” she gritted her teeth. “You should be serious too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am serious. I actually have an idea.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun couldn’t help but smile and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s save up money and build a border wall along the Asford frontier, keeping all the Tyranid swarms outside.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For future tourism, we can tile every inch of that border wall with porcelain.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina clenched her fists, her face flushed crimson,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>took a deep breath, and spoke slowly: “I really want to blast your mouth into bloody pulp with a psychic shell.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then you’ll have to wait in line,” Zhou Yun chuckled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina snorted and looked at Zhou Yun: “I’m already building that Ark.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh?” Zhou Yun raised an eyebrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Seven or eight years ago, based on a prophecy, I found the wreckage and blueprints of an ancient slave ship.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina looked at Zhou Yun and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Slave ships aren’t complex in structure and have few weapon systems—they were used by merchants.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“With enough manpower, even hive workers can build one.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Since founding the Ark Faction, I’ve been organizing teams to construct this Ark—it’s nearly complete.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To prevent Zhou Yun from asking questions, Leina rushed on without pausing:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The slave ship was designed to carry more people—it can be packed even tighter, enough to hold the populations of all major districts under the Ark Faction’s control.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t plan long-distance travel—only a short hop to the Baer system. The journey won’t take long, and supplies are easy to manage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Leina’s serious expression, Zhou Yun rubbed his temples, exasperated,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>something’s wrong—nine out of ten things are wrong,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>though full of absurdities, the plan does have some feasibility,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>provided you ignore the biggest problem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re not seriously planning to fly from the material universe to Baer using nothing but propulsion engines, are you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun lowered his hand from his temples and tapped the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Which do you have: a Navigator, a Gellar Field, or an Warp Engine?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No Navigator.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina shook her head:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But the distance from the Underworld System to Baer isn’t far—it’s a short voyage. Many merchant ships navigate using complex, tedious stellar triangulation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve had formal mathematical training, and many hive workers have basic math skills. Baer is a neighboring system—we can work together to calculate precise coordinates.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Gellar Field—I have my own solution.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Here, Leina paused:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you know what a Gellar Field generator draws upon to function?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Zhou Yun froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Psychics—draining the power of unconscious psychics.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun murmured:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Psychics weaken the barrier between reality and the Warp; in reality, this manifests as Warp incursions into the material universe.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But conversely, within the Warp, a psychic can create a small bubble of reality.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re sitting across from a psychic,” Leina pointed to herself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She whispered: “We don’t have a Gellar Field generator, but if I continuously drain my own psychic energy, I can generate a Gellar Field strong enough to sustain a short voyage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina spoke calmly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but generating a Gellar Field by brute-force psychic output without a generator is extremely dangerous,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>essentially treating a psychic as a disposable resource,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and even for a short voyage, Leina would likely descend into madness or die outright afterward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re planning to cosplay the Emperor?” Zhou Yun said flatly, staring at Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No one can imitate the Emperor. What I sacrifice pales beside what He has already given.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina lowered her head slightly, gently tracing the Scripture tattoos on her cheek.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“...” Zhou Yun studied Leina for a moment, then nodded slightly. “That’s true.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A good child full of kindness,” the winged figure in Bai Guang whispered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Many terrible things in the galaxy begin with a little kindness.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun spoke inwardly to the winged figure in Bai Guang:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Like Magnus’s psychic cannon, like Angron being driven into the Butcher’s Nails to protect his brothers, like the Ultramarines and Word Bearers on Calth.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The winged figure in Bai Guang said nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun turned his gaze from the figure back to Leina: “Then what about the Warp Engine?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t tell me you plan to tear open a portal to the Warp using nothing but your own psychic energy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina shook her head: “I don’t have a Warp Engine yet, but I know where to find one.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“At the very bottom of the hive, the Warp Engine from Asford’s first colonial ship still lies there.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How do you know that?” Zhou Yun frowned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asford’s first colonial ship was colonized in the Dark Age!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Emperor gave me revelation,” Leina said, head held high, confident.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>THUD!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun punched Leina’s head, producing a sharp crack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sounds good? Good head then!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ow! Why did you hit me?!” Leina clutched her head, glaring at Zhou Yun with wounded indignation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You called me here just to send me down to the Underhive to find some unknown Warp Engine, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s lip twitched—he regretted not having killed this religiously brain-damaged illegal psychic earlier.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That was the original plan...” Leina whispered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun raised his fist again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No! Don’t hit me! Don’t!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina waved her hands frantically:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I didn’t plan for you to go directly—I just wanted to talk first.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Otherwise, even if you went, you’d almost certainly never find the engine’s location.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina paused:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I know someone who can confirm whether the Warp Engine exists—and where exactly it is.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun frowned: “Where is this person?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina pointed upward with her finger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“She’s in the Upper Hive—somewhat of a mathematician.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I hope she doesn’t study numerology.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1000,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","a76d6ea121ec458f2ceee70ce00fd5174124dc8e4ad0bcfc1a6a560c87fa5c2c","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-34","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-32",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]