[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-34":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264857,4422,"Chapter 34: You","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-34",34,"\u003Cp>“I hope she’s not studying numerology.” Zhou Yun blurted out instinctively.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina blinked, taken aback, then asked: “What’s numerology?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uh…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun blinked, momentarily at a loss for words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Should he tell Leina:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>that Numerology was a brand-new open-world adventure game Zizhuyanfa  by Mortarion, set in a fantasy world called the “Astral Plane”?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That stubborn little Primarch Mortarion had clearly inherited the Emperor’s stubbornness,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>having already pledged himself to Chaos, standing right before Nurgle and a host of Great Unclean Ones, yet still trying to explain the Astral Plane with this “scientific” thing called Numerology,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>even accusing others of superstition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I use Numerology; you use superstitious witchcraft!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s a profound discipline that explains the Astral Plane through mathematical logic,” Zhou Yun said after a deep breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina frowned slightly and whispered: “Sounds like something blasphemous.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The mathematician I’m referring to doesn’t study such unorthodox nonsense.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina explained:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“She’s an accountant in the Upper Spire, helping noble factories with their ledgers, and studies mathematics in her spare time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How could an accountant and mathematician help you locate the Astral Engine?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s eye twitched slightly; a bad premonition stirred in his chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A mathematician studying mathematics in this galaxy? That’s not a safe profession.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Could it be she calculated its location through rigorous mathematical computation?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be she was corrupted by Tzeentch, receiving revelations from numbers?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun didn’t voice his thoughts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why do you always think such blasphemous thoughts?” Leina’s face showed alarm,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and she quickly bowed her head, murmuring a quick prayer for the Emperor to forgive her for hearing such blasphemous words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Her ancestor was the navigator who recorded the course of Asford’s first colonial vessel, and she possesses an ancient navigation archive passed down for over ten thousand years.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina told Zhou Yun:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If we obtain that archive, we can determine the approximate landing site of the old Asford colony ship—and whether the Astral Engine was removed.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How do you know the accountant and navigator still has that archive?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s brow furrowed deeper:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t tell me it’s another Emperor’s revelation?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina’s eyes flickered slightly at Zhou Yun’s words: “No, it’s not.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s suspicion deepened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I have a reliable source,” Leina said with full confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Noticing Zhou Yun’s lingering doubt, Leina placed her finger on the sacred inscription on her cheek:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I swear by the Emperor that my source is absolutely trustworthy, and not derived from revelation, prophecy, or Astral Plane hallucinations.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun withdrew his skeptical gaze, but his doubts didn’t lessen at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So what do you want me to do?” Zhou Yun asked Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina smiled: “I originally only wanted to hire you to go to the Lower Spire and retrieve the Astral Engine.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After all, you seem to have some ability to transport large objects… Don’t deny it—the pile of automatic rifles was heavy and bulky.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I didn’t deny it, Zhou Yun mentally grumbled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But now that I’ve seen your abilities, I want you to come with me to the Upper Spire and steal that archive,” Leina said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You… and I go to the Upper Spire together?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s lip twitched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This Ark Sect leader always managed to pack countless points of complaint into a single sentence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“First question: Why me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Second question: How do you plan to get to the Upper Spire?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun fixed his gaze on Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Between the Upper and Lower Spires, PDF troops are stationed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>True, both Leina and Zhou Yun have some strength, and Leina’s persuasive words might give her an edge against organized forces,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but… an illegal psyker forcing their way through the checkpoint between Upper and Lower Spires—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>what’s the difference from open rebellion? Are you trying to get a Cadian Shock Trooper’s fist in your face?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Imperial Guard stationed near Asford are the famed Cadian Shock Troopers,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and not even Leina, an illegal psyker, could stand against them—let alone a Chaos Daemon; those Cadian super-soldiers would charge even a Greater Daemon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why me? Because only I know where the archive is.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina replied, but hesitated when faced with the second question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m working on securing a route—results may come soon.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unreliable. This woman is utterly unreliable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun quickly judged:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her “route” is almost certainly a smuggling path into the Upper Spire,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and they’re going there to steal—Upper Spire security is nothing like the Lower Spire’s,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and if she’s caught and her illegal psyker status exposed,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cadian Shock Trooper warning!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll raise the price!” Seeing Zhou Yun’s expression, Leina said without hesitation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anticipating Zhou Yun’s refusal, Leina chose to simply raise the payment—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>according to her experience, enough money always found someone willing to take the risk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You really…” Zhou Yun paused. “...have terrible judgment.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina froze, embarrassed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun stared at her with a calm expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Raise the price? His goal in earning money was survival!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He rubbed his chin, a thought quietly forming in his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had found a safe, legal way to enter the Upper Spire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll consider it,” Zhou Yun suddenly said, changing his tone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leaving the Ark Sect’s hideout, Zhou Yun walked through the crowded streets of the hive, lost in thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You seem troubled. Would you like me to use the Emperor’s Tarot to divine it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, the winged figure in white light pulled out a set of cards glowing with white radiance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun glanced at him, then asked: “Is there truly no trace of Chaos corruption on that woman?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“None. But her psychic signature is strange,” the winged figure in white light replied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Strange?” Zhou Yun raised an eyebrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes… her psychic potential doesn’t seem entirely innate—it appears to have been deliberately triggered.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Listening to the winged figure’s words, Zhou Yun fell into brief thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The winged figure in white light gently fluttered his wings and asked the thinking Zhou Yun:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s your thought? The girl isn’t corrupted by Chaos, but she is… unusual.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing the winged figure’s words, Zhou Yun’s lips curled into a bright smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m going to learn from Lagg.” He answered with amusement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lagg… that hive gang member?” The winged figure blinked. “What do you mean by learning from him?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Being a middleman!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun chuckled, stopping his steps before the grand statue of Saint Guilliman,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>precisely, before the entrance of the Spear Inn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1052,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","78b4f548c4f06eb85cb4ffb86d6cce2a3c42730b0ecc894ddcabe583c6d1e155","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-35","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-33",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]