[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-35":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264858,4422,"Chapter 35: My Dad Moved Out, You Sit on His Seat","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-35",35,"\u003Cp>The leader of the Ark Sect, Leina,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>is either corrupted by Khorne or has a hole in her head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun made this judgment before he even stepped out of the Ark Sect’s gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her biggest problem is that utterly ridiculous plan,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>even if she truly built a ship capable of warp travel and safely arrived at the Bal system,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but Bal is Bal—the homeworld of the Blood Angels and the target of the entire Leviathan Hive Fleet,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>to seize Bal, the Great Devourer has even been willing to tolerate massive biomass losses,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>because the Tyranids’ true objective is the corpse of Saint Guilliman, the Primarch of the Blood Angels,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>they want to obtain Saint Guilliman’s genetic sequence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the Bloodthirster’s demonic legions, drawn by war and the offspring of angels, have also rushed in to join the fray.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During the Battle of Bal, Bal and its two moons were reduced to barren wastelands,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>let alone mortals—even the Blood Angels themselves were reduced to less than one in ten.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina merely jumped from one pot into another,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>oh, but by then Leina wouldn’t have to worry about any of this,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>she’d probably have burned her brain to ash just maintaining the Geller Field on the way to Bal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, although Zhou Yun did not support her so-called wise plan,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he had to admit she had money,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>if he didn’t swindle some cash from this brain-dead rich landowner, Zhou Yun felt guilty—it violated his lofty moral standards!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking this, Zhou Yun pushed open the door and entered the Spear Inn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The one-eyed old man behind the counter, facing away, turned his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing it was Zhou Yun, he poured him a drink from the counter, then turned back to continue organizing it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun had fought Leina and wasted hours talking to her—his throat was parched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While the old man was turned away, Zhou Yun lifted the cup and shoved it into his fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Spear Special Blend]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: Mingfuzhidunxingxi - Asifudexing - Fudiyacheng ]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Rating: A blend saturated with technology and Henhuo ; drinking it strengthens your digestive tract]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Production Date: 997.M41]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Condition: Well Preserved]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Value: 0.5 Yuan]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After confirming the old man hadn’t added any drugs or similar nonsense, Zhou Yun lifted the cup and drained it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where’s that guy Lag?” Zhou Yun asked, looking at the old man after finishing the drink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Still snoring in the back room,” the old man replied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s eyes narrowed with suspicion—still sleeping?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is your drug that potent?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After he woke up in the back room and saw you’d already left, he got depressed and insisted on having a drink.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man finished organizing the counter, sat down across from Zhou Yun, and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I figured that bottle of drugged wine was too good to waste, so I sold it to him again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He drank it without noticing at all?” Zhou Yun’s eyebrow twitched in disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man gave a helpless look: “That’s just his brain.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What a genius,” Zhou Yun couldn’t help shaking his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lag’s sleep quality today probably matched Zhou Yun’s usual standard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unless he was motion-sick, Zhou Yun’s sleep quality was always excellent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How’d your business go? Bottom Slums or another major district?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man shrugged and poured himself a drink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m treating you to that cup—it’s our farewell drink, brother to brother.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m going to Upper Slum,” Zhou Yun said flatly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man nearly spat out his drink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How about I arrange you for Top Slum instead?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man pointed at Zhou Yun’s face and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Or should I just send you straight to Holy Terra?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You can arrange that? That’s perfect!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun grinned, feigning delight:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You know I’ve always been a devout follower of the Emperor—I long to pilgrimage to Terra.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’d be even better if you could gift me a three-bedroom, one-living-room house on Terra.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fine, how about a spire next to the Imperial Palace?” the old man burst into laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I think the Palace itself looks nice,” Zhou Yun laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this, the old man’s expression turned grave. “That remark borders on sacrilege.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Indeed sacrilegious—do you plan to kick my father out and take his seat?” The winged figure in the white light nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun nodded in agreement, acknowledging his earlier words had been excessive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, evicting a paralyzed, vegetative father from his own home was truly excessive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun sipped the crimson liquid in the cup and said to the old man:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I met the Ark Sect’s boss—she’s not very bright, but she’s not the person I thought she was.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s normal for illegal psykers to be dim,” the old man said without surprise. “So you’re not running away?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What a pity—I lost another chance to make money. Remember to pay for the drink later.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, the old man rubbed his fingers together, signaling he wasn’t treating him anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun smiled and drained the cup. “Really? So stingy?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve got another big deal for you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your tone sounds like Lag’s—did he infect you?” the old man tapped the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yeah, I’ve been corrupted by the Warp god Lag, Zhou Yun mentally grumbled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I need two passes to Upper Slum.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, the old man paused slightly, then shook his head:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Impossible.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You can definitely get them—you answer to nobles in Top Slum,” Zhou Yun waved his hand, gesturing for another drink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man poured him another cup of Lower Slum’s gut-strengthening specialty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Money’s no issue—I’ll pay anything.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun took the cup from the old man and smiled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, Leina paid—Zhou Yun just took his cut.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let’s start with fifty percent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man wasn’t surprised Zhou Yun knew he answered to Top Slum.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t want money.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That won’t work—if you don’t take it, how can I take my cut? Zhou Yun didn’t voice this thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you don’t take it, how will she take it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If she doesn’t take it, how will Commissioner Zhou take it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Commissioner Zhou doesn’t take it, how will everyone progress?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I want the notebook of Ignis Kalkas,” the old man said, staring at Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sure!” Zhou Yun reacted instantly, putting on a wounded expression: “You? You suspect me of stealing that notebook?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What use would I have for it? Do I like reading poetry?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun exclaimed angrily:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“One word—no! I didn’t find it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Search me! Search my home! If you find it, I’ll die and my soul won’t reach the Golden Throne.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“With that blasphemous mouth of yours, you’d never reach the Golden Throne anyway.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man couldn’t help shaking his head:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Emperor taught us to be honest—you and Lag both fail to learn.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But the Emperor also taught us to trust. I’ll trust you once.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man continued:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The passes to Upper Slum… fine, I’ll ask my superiors.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come back tomorrow—I’ll tell you if it’s possible.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I want to play Warhammer 40K, I want to roll for Khorne, the Khorne model is so cool\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1175,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","b07fce05244440e1bb532de9c2e9dceb60b55133568960787765eaebb3c6a517","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-36","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-34",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]