[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-46":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264869,4422,"Chapter 46: Everything Was Part of the Plan","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-46",46,"\u003Cp>Item: The Book of Infinite Variables\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: The Shield of the Mingfu  Star System – Asford Star – Ninth District of Fedia City]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Evaluation: A black book corrupted by the Lord of Change, covered in complex mathematical formulas.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Production Date: 998.M41]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Condition: 99.9% new]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Value: 1,800,000 credits]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sell it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s head felt ready to burst from numbers; he gritted his teeth and looked into his fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the pitch-black fourth-dimensional pocket, the black book floated silently, a vortex of numbers swirling above it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can I sell it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s eyes lit up with delight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a notion that had just popped into his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since he couldn’t destroy it, why not just toss it into the fourth-dimensional pocket and sell it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chaos corruption? Lord of Change? Go bother your childcare robot in the 22nd century!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without hesitation, he grabbed it and sold it instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One million eight hundred thousand credits appeared in his account; the black book vanished from the fourth-dimensional pocket, gone somewhere unknown.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amidst the turbulent Warp,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the blue domain of the High Throne,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a labyrinth of crystal, its surfaces polished smooth like river stones,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>its corridors shifting, dissolving, twisting, merging, and splitting in chaotic randomness,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>flickering reflections of ambiguous symbols danced within the refracted light of the crystal walls—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>statues in mist, cackling blue eagles, writhing serpents, chaotic paintings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the domain of the Lord of Change, a realm of ever-shifting chaos,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>shaped constantly by the Warp deity of Change according to his ever-shifting moods, desires, and whims.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Any mortal who dared to gaze upon this domain would be infected by its infinite forms and descend into madness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nine gates stood here, nine hundred ninety-nine riddles awaited answers, nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine fates intertwined, ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine dice rolled with a crash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And today, in one moment among countless nonlinear timelines, a single die landed silently, revealing to the servants of Chaos a new grand design.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Gagagagahaha!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Lord of Change, with a bird’s head, covered in blue-purple feathers, draped in a classical Greek robe, cackled wildly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Lord of Change was a great daemon of Chaos, an agent of Chaos’s grand design.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Blessed by their thousand-faced master, they could witness any event across all time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before it floated a vortex composed of numbers,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a gateway to reality, a fragile point between the Warp and the material universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, this Lord of Change needed only to exert a little more force to enter the material universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was part of Chaos’s grand design.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Lord of Change had revealed His plan: this Lord of Change would enter the material universe and ravage human worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holding his scepter, the Lord of Change beat his wings and surged toward the number vortex.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Around him, Pink Horrors and Blue Horrors squealed and shrieked; Change-Spirits waved their four, five, or nine arms in encouragement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Other Lords of Change stood atop the labyrinth, ready to witness the success of the plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Lord of Change had woven a magnificent scheme, a vast, intricate net of deceptions impossible to escape.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hidden within the numbers, a secret had silently corrupted nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine children over decades.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And tonight, the corruption erupted simultaneously from the depths of their minds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These corrupted ones would become sacrifices, opening a gateway to the material universe for the Lord of Change.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The plan was nearly complete.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unless someone in this fleeting instant killed all nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine sacrifices, no one could sever the gateway to the material universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Lord of Change praised the wisdom of the Lord of Change, the greatness of the flawless plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The number vortex spun faster; the barrier between reality and the Warp had thinned to mist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Lord of Change cackled wildly and charged toward the number vortex—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boom!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The number vortex vanished from its place; the gateway to reality closed silently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Lord of Change, unable to stop, slammed hard into the crystal wall behind the vortex.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All the daemons of Chaos stared, dumbfounded, at this sudden turn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gateway to the material universe had vanished; the corruption in reality had been severed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The “Book of Infinite Variables,” crafted over decades, had vanished from both the material universe and the Warp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Lord of Change, still stuck against the crystal wall, scratched his head in confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why wasn’t this how the plan was supposed to go? Why wasn’t this what he saw in the future?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was this the scheme of the cursed? The work of corrupt fat men?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why had the “Book of Infinite Variables” vanished from both the material universe and the Warp?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked toward the highest point beyond the nine gates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Master, is this also part of your plan?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the Lord of Change asked, silence fell—absolute, deathly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pink and Blue Horrors dared not speak; the Change-Spirits twisted their bodies toward the nine gates; even the other Lords of Change stretched their bird-necks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, after nine minutes and nine seconds, a faint voice echoed from deep within the chaotic labyrinth:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This was all part of the plan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The church burned in flames, beneath the gaze of the Emperor and Saint Guilliman’s statues,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Ecclesiarchy priests themselves ignited the Purification Fire, for the church had been defiled by donations from Xieshen  worshippers;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>only the holy relics and the statues of the Emperor and Saint Guilliman had been moved beforehand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>PDF units moved through the streets of District Nine, roughly bursting into homes and dragging children from their beds, accompanied by Ecclesiarchy priests.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides the children, all adults who had once studied under Nama Kar were also dragged out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amid the priests’ prayers, PDF units purified them with rhenium flamethrowers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before death came, most of the corrupted had already descended into madness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun guessed the number of the corrupted was precisely nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Augustus Flax declared that tonight’s dead would not be limited to these.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All who had studied under Nama Kar—including their families—would undergo strict scrutiny,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>to ensure no one slipped through.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After confirming Nama Kar’s corruption, Augustus Flax wasted no time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He swiftly deployed PDF forces into District Nine to cleanse the corrupted,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and helped Zhou Yun conceal his and Leina’s involvement in the incident.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, Zhou Yun had nearly been corrupted, and Leina was not only an illegal psyker but had also studied under Nama Kar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To the Ecclesiarchy, both were thorough heretics, likely to be purified together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially Leina—lest trouble arise, she had already gone into hiding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How are you feeling?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Augustus Flax’s remote servitor asked Zhou Yun, who remained silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Any hallucinations, headaches, dizziness?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No, I’m fine,” Zhou Yun replied, shaking his head. “Everything’s normal.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He gazed at the roaring flames nearby,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>in the orange-yellow fire, reflections of the Warp shimmered, along with Zhou Yun’s own image within the Warp—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a faint, blurry, blue, round figure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I sure as hell hope I’m not Doraemon.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1161,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","4d2db6dbd40c087cd5dc498f991a2faff4183d5d84075589c0487c185df75a8f","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-47","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-45",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]