[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-498":6,"glossary-terms-4422":23},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2265321,4422,"Chapter 498: Yebi Daxiong, Present!","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-498",498,"\u003Cp>“Incorrect answer!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A bolt of thunder descended from the void, piercing Bilarak’s body, leaving him stiff and agonized, his recently healed wounds on the verge of reopening.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bilarak opened his mouth, and smoke poured out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wrong?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why is it wrong?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bilarak first froze, then immediately realized the question was a trap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This name likely refers to his true name!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What are you trying to do? Who ordered you to do this?” Bilarak glared at Eribas with hatred and suspicion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The true name is a demon’s weakness; Eribas was trying to make Bilarak speak his true name—in Bilarak’s eyes, this was outright murder!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I forgot my true name!” Eribas, still suffering from inexplicable headaches, grew anxious under Bilarak’s questioning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Bilarak first stared, then couldn’t help but smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He understood what had happened, and sneered: “So-called Hand of Fate—you’re just another slave of the gods.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No sooner had Bilarak spoken these words than he froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For he suddenly realized—he could no longer recall his own true name.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How…?” Bilarak said, his expression blank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eribas noticed Bilarak’s expression and instantly understood his condition was identical to his own; he smirked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So-called First Son of the Gods—you’re just another slave of the gods,” he retorted mockingly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, Eribas turned his head toward his back and said: “Now we can only find one of our subordinates—where are my men?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eribas’s face twitched; his Word Bearers had vanished, Bilarak’s disciples had vanished, leaving only his Khorne beast barely holding back the onslaught of the Space Marines and the Flesh Tearers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Had Sarokin not disappeared and Titus not temporarily exhausted, these loyalists would have already stormed them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.I ate them.” Bilarak replied, his face twitching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He never expected he’d actually need those disciples and subordinates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bilarak felt Eribas must be tainted by something foul—otherwise, how could his luck be this terrible?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eribas gritted his teeth, whispered a few icy incantations, and the hundred-armed Khorne beast instantly unleashed a tide of blood, briefly repelling the loyalists, then swiftly crawled to his side under Eribas’s control.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The beast’s body still harbored countless demons, but Eribas’s goal was not to extract their true names—he had no time; those demons would rather die than reveal theirs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The only solution was… Eribas swiftly located within the beast’s body the shattered child’s soul, used as a sacrifice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The soul’s flame was nearly extinguished, nearly shattered under the demons’ torment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eribas seized several demons and used them to temporarily nourish the soul, then isolated it from the others, restoring a sliver of the child’s consciousness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Speak your name,” Eribas said, summoning lesser demons to block the Space Marines and Flesh Tearers, while addressing the Khorne beast. The child embedded in its massive crimson form slowly lifted his head, gazing at Eribas with hollow, lifeless eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For some reason, Eribas instinctively trembled, yet he reinforced his voice with seductive power: “Speak your name!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.O.er.” the child rasped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lock vanished; a gate of light appeared before them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oer?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Same name as the Emperor’s first Warmaster?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No, it must be coincidence—Oer isn’t a unique name; Saint Oernius the Protector is a saint of the Imperial Cult, and many name their children after him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the Space Marines and Flesh Tearers nearly upon them, Eribas had no time to ponder further—he grabbed the Khorne beast and, with Bilarak, stepped into the light gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eribas’s surroundings whirled rapidly; in an instant, he stood in a corridor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This corridor lay high aboard the Blessed Lady, surrounded by transparent radiation-filtering glass; through the portholes, distant stars glimmered in the dark void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment Eribas entered the corridor, joy surged within him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He remembered this corridor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It led to the bridge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to the box’s instructions, reaching the bridge would complete the game—Eribas could then use the ritual dagger to escape immediately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the instant Eribas looked toward the bridge door, his expression froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A massive lock barred the bridge door; answering its question would unlock it and let him complete the game.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet on the steps beneath the door sat a figure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The figure was not tall, still within human limits, wearing a cowboy hat, glasses, and a thick knitted scarf around his neck. One hand was wrapped in pink string, the other gripped a dull toy sword; a revolver was holstered at his waist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The marksman who killed Skarbrand, the Lord of Khorne’s chief demon, and shattered the Blood God’s thigh; the galaxy’s unmatched master of jump rope; the swordmaster whose true power was restrained by the Lightning Blade; the child born for war—the shared incarnation of Doraemon and the Emperor in the material universe, Yebi Daxiong, stood before Eribas.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slightly lifted his cowboy hat; a cold gaze pierced through his glasses, striking straight into Eribas.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, Eribas felt an icy killing intent engulf his entire body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He no longer felt inside a cold ship’s corridor—he felt as if standing on a desert swept by rolling yellow sands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yebi Style… Star of Misfortune.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pink and red strings, like a calamity star slicing through the galaxy, pierced the air with utterly unpredictable motion toward Eribas and Bilarak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eribas instinctively retreated, shoving Bilarak in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bilarak cursed, but the strings moved too fast—he could only brace himself and charge forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He swung his sword to cut the strings, but in an instant, they wrapped around his wrists, trapping his Shadow Greatsword.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Other strings swiftly pierced Bilarak’s flesh, weaving intricate shapes within his body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bilarak screamed; cold flames erupted from his body. He used the moment to dissolve into a shadowy mist, slipping through the gaps in the strings, aiming straight for Yebi Daxiong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yebi Daxiong did not rise from the steps; he merely gripped his dull blade—Lightning Blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",957,"2026-06-19T20:02:16.132Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","822df2ac6a46ce4859c3dca9b6e7c5c56bdda499b8060e49809f2f4ccf05bd14","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-499","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-497",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg",{"terms":24,"userReplacements":190},[25,30,35,40,45,50,55,60,65,70,75,80,85,90,95,100,105,110,115,120,125,130,135,140,145,150,155,160,165,170,175,180,185],{"id":26,"raw_term":27,"original_term":28,"translations":29},1800892,"Zhou Yun","周雲",[],{"id":31,"raw_term":32,"original_term":33,"translations":34},1800893,"Casso","卡索",[],{"id":36,"raw_term":37,"original_term":38,"translations":39},1800894,"Carian","卡萊恩",[],{"id":41,"raw_term":42,"original_term":43,"translations":44},1800895,"Sanguinius","聖吉列斯",[],{"id":46,"raw_term":47,"original_term":48,"translations":49},1800896,"Festus","費斯圖斯",[],{"id":51,"raw_term":52,"original_term":53,"translations":54},1800897,"Magnus","馬格努斯",[],{"id":56,"raw_term":57,"original_term":58,"translations":59},1800898,"Ahriman","阿里曼",[],{"id":61,"raw_term":62,"original_term":63,"translations":64},1800899,"Leman Russ","黎曼魯斯",[],{"id":66,"raw_term":67,"original_term":68,"translations":69},1800900,"Guilliman","基里曼",[],{"id":71,"raw_term":72,"original_term":73,"translations":74},1800901,"Tyrian","提瑞恩",[],{"id":76,"raw_term":77,"original_term":78,"translations":79},1800902,"Kairos Fateweaver","卡洛斯",[],{"id":81,"raw_term":82,"original_term":83,"translations":84},1800903,"Czepesh","采佩什",[],{"id":86,"raw_term":87,"original_term":88,"translations":89},1800904,"Rena","蕾娜",[],{"id":91,"raw_term":92,"original_term":93,"translations":94},1800905,"Valerian","瓦雷利安",[],{"id":96,"raw_term":97,"original_term":98,"translations":99},1800906,"The Emperor","帝皇",[],{"id":101,"raw_term":102,"original_term":103,"translations":104},1800907,"Alkun","阿爾昆",[],{"id":106,"raw_term":107,"original_term":108,"translations":109},1800908,"Skarbrand","斯卡布蘭德",[],{"id":111,"raw_term":112,"original_term":113,"translations":114},1800909,"Italeo","伊塔萊奧",[],{"id":116,"raw_term":117,"original_term":118,"translations":119},1800910,"Nobi Nobita","野比大雄",[],{"id":121,"raw_term":122,"original_term":123,"translations":124},1800911,"Ilthu Simotrien","伊爾圖.西莫特里恩",[],{"id":126,"raw_term":127,"original_term":128,"translations":129},1800912,"Ude Udia Laski","烏德.烏迪亞.拉斯基",[],{"id":131,"raw_term":132,"original_term":133,"translations":134},1800913,"Belisarius Cawl","貝利薩留.考爾",[],{"id":136,"raw_term":137,"original_term":138,"translations":139},1800914,"Jeanne","讓娜",[],{"id":141,"raw_term":142,"original_term":143,"translations":144},1800915,"Yerit","耶蕊特",[],{"id":146,"raw_term":147,"original_term":148,"translations":149},1800916,"Abaddon","阿巴頓",[],{"id":151,"raw_term":152,"original_term":153,"translations":154},1800917,"Ers","爾斯",[],{"id":156,"raw_term":157,"original_term":158,"translations":159},1800918,"Erebus","艾瑞巴斯",[],{"id":161,"raw_term":162,"original_term":163,"translations":164},1800919,"Lucius","盧修斯",[],{"id":166,"raw_term":167,"original_term":168,"translations":169},1800920,"Luther","盧瑟",[],{"id":171,"raw_term":172,"original_term":173,"translations":174},1800921,"Be'lakor","比拉克",[],{"id":176,"raw_term":177,"original_term":178,"translations":179},1800922,"Tiena","蒂耶娜",[],{"id":181,"raw_term":182,"original_term":183,"translations":184},1800923,"Titus","泰圖斯",[],{"id":186,"raw_term":187,"original_term":188,"translations":189},1800924,"Night Haunter","夜之主",[],{}]