[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-50":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264873,4422,"Chapter 50","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-50",50,"\u003Cp>Night deepened beside the garbage mountain in Zone Thirteen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This garbage mountain had formed over ten thousand years from countless wastes dumped below, rising and expanding daily, growing ever more chaotic and disordered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the dim light of the Undernest, the mountain looked like a twisted god crouching in darkness, grotesquely eroding everything around it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among the dark clusters of garbage, shadowy figures moved, occasional roars echoed, and strange whispers rose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was not only the convergence point for all the nest’s waste, but also the mandatory route from the Undernest to the Nest Suburbs and the Bottom Nest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Residents from the irradiated lands beyond, and mutants from the darkness of the Bottom Nest, occasionally appeared here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That eager thief had actually arranged to meet Zhou Yun here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun threaded through the pitch-black garbage mountain, thinking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Through his orange-yellow gloves, he carefully touched the pouch tornado hanging at his waist and the pale golden short sword on the other side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On his head sat the Psychic Cap, and in the darkness, eighteen Carter M36 laser rifles hovered under his telekinetic control.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With these tools, he felt slightly more at ease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These laser rifles were standard issue for the Cadian Shock Troopers, dug up by Zhou Yun from an old warehouse in Zone Eight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, he could barely control twelve at once; as his telekinesis grew more refined, he now controlled eighteen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, his teleportation ability had improved—he once managed only seven or eight meters, now exceeding fifteen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Voiceprint Candy and Body Clay concealed his identity for infiltration; Airgun Elixir was for ambushes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He still lacked close-combat weapons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In this galaxy, many foes were immune to ranged weapons—only melee could inflict damage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun reached toward his other hip, where a short sword, no longer than his forearm, hung.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Name Blade: Electric Light Wan , price: 200,000.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its flaws were great, but its effect was phenomenal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This weapon was among the cheapest of the conceptual-grade items.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its effect: as long as electricity remained, the user gained extraordinary swordsmanship and could never lose in close-combat duels.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its flaw: electricity drained rapidly; according to Zhou Yun’s tests, the fiercer the battle, the faster the drain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, its effect applied only to close-combat—no defeat, but no victory either.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the opponent sprayed bullets from a machine gun, the blade could barely block them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nor could it resist psychic attacks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the blade itself inflicted no damage—it merely maintained a stalemate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in any close-combat duel, even against a Chaos God of Khorne, Electric Light Wan  would force a draw.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A weapon with many flaws and a very high ceiling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, there was another item, with a lower ceiling than Electric Light Wan  but stable output.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun looked at the dark red gloves on his hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Super Gloves]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: 22nd Century Earth—Future Department Store]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Manufacture Date: 261.M3]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Function: Appears as ordinary gloves; when worn, grants strength far beyond human limits—single hand can halt a hundred-ton monarch, but control is difficult.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Price: 950,000]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nine hundred fifty thousand—ridiculously expensive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the boost was unmistakable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A single punch could launch a hundred-ton truck—even against Space Marines, in raw strength, he matched them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The flaw: control was poor; wearing the gloves made using weapons or handling small objects nearly impossible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Zhou Yun spotted a flash of searing firelight in the dark.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was the glow of the Eager Machine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s eyes flickered; he circled a low garbage mound and headed toward the fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From afar, he saw the hooded figure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The self-proclaimed “Orange Chicken” Eager Thief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was short, even smaller than Lag, yet carried a flame-cutter as tall as his shoulders.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A cold wind howled from the Nest Suburbs, sweeping through the garbage mountains, striking him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His cloak billowed, accentuating the frail frame beneath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun estimated the Eager Thief stood no more than one meter forty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Below average even in the Undernest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or perhaps the Eager Thief was simply young?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having lived in the Undernest so long, Zhou Yun had learned never to judge by appearance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A ten-year-old child might be a seasoned pickpocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Eager Thief seemed to notice Zhou Yun—he turned his head, eyes hidden beneath the hood fixed on Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was it his imagination?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt the darkness around the Eager Thief was slightly lighter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if the thief emitted a faint, barely perceptible glow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Glowing? That was a serious mutation, Zhou Yun thought silently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He even considered firing a laser remotely to snipe him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Disable one or two legs first—render him immobile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he feared triggering the thief’s precognition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though Zhou Yun could resist precognition to some degree, direct attacks would still be detected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Eager Thief was silently watching him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun lowered his head, confirming that Leina and the Ark Gang members were in position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He walked forward at a steady pace toward the Eager Thief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun faced the Eager Thief directly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What do you want to discuss with me? Who are you? Who’s behind you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In response to Zhou Yun’s rapid questions, the hooded Eager Thief took only one step forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then she reached up and removed her hood, revealing hair like sun-dried hay—golden, thick, braided down her back to her waist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her face bore faint freckles—pleasant, but far less striking than Leina, merely unadorned beauty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Above the freckles, her eyes were deep blue, nearly black, like a lost fawn’s—clear, watery, and rare in the Undernest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In appearance, she seemed no more than a teenage girl.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Zhou Yun sensed that within her slender, plain frame pulsed something far greater.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She bowed to Zhou Yun with a flawless Eagle Salute.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My name is meaningless.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her voice was clear and youthful, like a summer rain-washed sky—startling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who I am doesn’t matter. Only He does.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am merely His vessel.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",976,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","159f9c0ec202d124037b316a8994481f510559a8458866f598cec6776f7e0192","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-51","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-49",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]