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Meow??","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-500",500,"\u003Cp>Finally.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Korsakos let out a heartfelt sigh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d finally had his fill.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Think of all the enemies he’d faced since acquiring the Conqueror,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Angron, Erebus, Kaen, Sarathin, Saint Doraemon. What the hell are these things?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d finally gotten the order to hunt the Fallen Angels and Lu Se—only for Lu Se to vanish like he’d oiled his feet, fleeing faster than a White Scar on a motorcycle,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For so long, the Conqueror had been useless, never fulfilling its potential as a flagship Primarch vessel,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, now that it faced these Fallen Angels, the Conqueror’s legendary ferocity erupted—cutting through their cruisers and battle barges, crushing their ships without mercy,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Korsakos couldn’t help but feel satisfied—this was the kind of war worthy of him, the Regent of the World Eaters,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially when the Abyss-class battleship Lady Blessed was under the control of Saint Doraemon’s power, while the Lord of Light itself was only an Emperor-class battleship, no match for a Glory Queen-class—suddenly, Korsakos and the Conqueror became the most glorious presence on the battlefield,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, how likely was it that a ship larger and more powerful than the Conqueror would suddenly appear?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No way. No way.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, the bridge windows of the Conqueror darkened,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The light of the system’s star was abruptly blocked,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Korsakos’s smile froze stiff.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Warp trembled with a vibration Korsakos had never felt before; psychic tides rippled across the system; reality screamed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A colossal warship pierced through the veil of reality, barging into the system with brute force,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More than a ship, it was a jagged black monolith—larger than most asteroids, shaped like the ancient tower of legend, its surface riddled with deep fissures and chaotic mountain ridges, crowned with countless Gothic spires, fortresses, and countless void weapons, their force shields flickering like lightning, their void shielding thicker even than the Conqueror’s,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Fortress-Monastery, the flagship of the Dark Angels Chapter, descended into this system,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This fortress was a remnant of Caliban, forged from its shattered fragments, one of the most powerful vessels in the entire galaxy—only the Mountain Array could rival it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deep within the hidden chamber of the Fortress-Monastery, Azriel, Chapter Master and High Master, stared coldly at the responses of the oracular device,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His fingers gripped tightly the blade named Secret, his expression as dull as death itself, a hidden, icy fury buried beneath his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Azmodai, report!” Azriel whispered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beside him, the Master of Penance Asmodai showed his anger far more openly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The oracular device clearly marked the Fallen Angels’ ships—because these bastards had used the same identification codes as the Dark Angels,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They’d even painted their vessels with the old markings of the Dark Angels Legion—this was an unforgivable insult!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Traitors! Despicable!” Asmodai spat after reporting the oracular data: “Erebus is clearly here too!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Our intelligence has been confirmed!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azriel spoke with a voice cold and threaded with rage:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Erebus has allied with the Fallen Angels!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Allied!!” Asmodai snarled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lu Se is likely involved too!!” Azriel clenched the blade Secret in his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lu Se!! Leader of the Fallen Angels!!” Asmodai spat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The intel also said they had a video tape!” Azriel growled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A video tape?!” Asmodai shouted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A video tape of Caliban’s Fall!!” Azriel’s fury could no longer be contained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Caliban’s Fall!! Secret!!” Asmodai roared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What do we do?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Make them repent!” Asmodai bellowed: “Protect our secret!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the two men filled with rage, Ezekiel, Chief Librarian and Keeper of the Keys, regarded them with a detached gaze,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the most powerful psyker in the Dark Angels Chapter since the Great Crusade, Ezekiel was ranked alongside Mephiston and Diggory among the Astartes psykers,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mephiston excelled in battle, Diggory in prophecy, while Ezekiel specialized in piercing minds—no secret could hide from his eyes,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His psychic power now filled the entire system, silently sweeping across it,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Ezekiel fell into a brief silence—he sensed which forces were present in this system.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My Lord, there are others in this system,” Ezekiel said to Azriel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Others?!” Asmodai roared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azriel, as Chapter Master, was far calmer—he looked steadily at Ezekiel: “Handle them the same way as before. Make them vanish.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Chapter’s secret must not be revealed. Only the Chapter matters.” “The secret must not be revealed!!” Asmodai echoed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shut up!” Ezekiel grew irritated—a low roar of psychic energy surged out; Asmodai’s head spun, and he found he could no longer open his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Ezekiel’s view, Asmodai had clearly been driven mad by the excessive concentration of Fallen Angels in this system—though he was usually a bit mad, it was best to let him calm down now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Azriel offered no comment on Ezekiel’s action—only stared at him, as if asking what he had found.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“There are too many people here, and their composition is complicated,” Ezekiel hesitated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Chapter’s secret supersedes all. Many people are not a problem. Complex composition is not a problem. Tell me the situation in this system,” Azriel said coldly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides the Fallen Angels, there are the Word Bearers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Erebus’s dogs. Unleash Leman Russ’s wrath upon them—kill every traitor.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And the Conqueror—the World Eaters.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Chaos God’s dogs? Are the traitors turning on each other? Isn’t punishing them the Dark Angels’ duty?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And the Loyalists—the Ultramarines.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Too bad. The Chapter’s secret cannot be revealed. We must act discreetly—don’t let Guilliman suspect anything.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides the Ultramarines, there are the Blood Angels— their First Company Captain, Kaelen, is here too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“. The Blood Angels—even if their Captain were Dante or Sanguinius, they cannot know our secret.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“. Also the Raven Guard, the Sons of Horus, the Cadia Shock Troops, the Adeptus Mechanicus, and a strong psychic signature resembling the Midnight Lords—I also sensed the presence of numerous Tzeentch Daemons, Khorne’s Chosen Kaen, and Khorne’s Daemon Prince Seed of Destruction, and even the first Daemon Prince, Belak.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“. Huh?” Azriel’s eyes grew blank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Khorne himself seems to be watching this system—I can feel the Blood God’s boundless rage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“On that colossal ship, I also faintly sensed the Emperor’s own power.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ezekiel paused a moment, then said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Emperor-class battleship at the system’s center is the former flagship of Solar Lord Marcellus—the Lord of Light.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“According to reliable intelligence, this ship now belongs to the Mechanicus’s so-called Primordial Power—Saint Doraemon.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My Lord, should we really make them ‘vanish’?” Ezekiel asked softly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.” Azriel fell silent, rubbing his forehead: “. This system is indeed a bit complicated.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Erebus stared in stunned silence as he listened to Lu Se,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He understood what Lu Se had done.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Se thought collecting Fallen Angels alone was too slow, too inefficient, too risky—so he found a partner,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who in this galaxy was best at collecting Fallen Angels?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course—the Fortress-Monastery!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Se secretly sent all the coordinates of Fallen Angels he’d sensed to the Dark Angels Chapter, using Azriel to capture them for him,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to Lu Se’s calculations, the number of Fallen Angels he’d collected, plus those newly captured by the Fortress-Monastery and those already held, should now meet Erebus’s requirements,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the Fortress-Monastery itself was one of Caliban’s fragments—the largest one, part of the Ouroboros—and like the Fallen Angels, it could be used to reconstruct the Ouroboros,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Lu Se also sent Erebus’s coordinates to the Dark Angels, claiming Erebus had allied with the Fallen Angels; to provoke them further, he fabricated a story that Erebus possessed a video tape of Caliban’s Fall—and sure enough, it drew the Fortress-Monastery here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Plague Heart had also been brought by Lu Se, and the Tuqucha Engine was inside the Fortress-Monastery,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All three Ancient Relics were now in this system—only Erebus needed to activate them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Erebus stared in disbelief—he never imagined Lu Se could assemble the Ancient Relics in such a way,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, all Erebus needed to do was solve the final riddle, leave the Lady Blessed, and activate the Ancient Relics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Erebus saw no difficulty in this,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Se and Belak were both top-tier warriors below Primarchs, nearly matching Primarch-level strength,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And their opponent was only one Doraemon—though he too was near Primarch-level,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two against one, plus him, the Hand of Fate—ha! How could they lose???\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could a Primarch suddenly appear out of nowhere?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Come on—Sanguinius is tied up, Guilliman is far away in the Imperial Sanctum—who could come to save him??\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hahaha! Could a missing Primarch suddenly return!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Warp, Tzeentch stretched his aching arms, glaring sourly at Erebus’s fate,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After his beating, the misfortune that clung to Erebus’s fate hadn’t weakened—it had grown stronger, on the verge of total eruption.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1415,"2026-06-19T20:02:16.132Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","ef006a7184e2fc3e279a21e77bf684c33533fac97a8a65bb4aea75bdf8f04aff","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-501","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-499",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg",{"terms":24,"userReplacements":190},[25,30,35,40,45,50,55,60,65,70,75,80,85,90,95,100,105,110,115,120,125,130,135,140,145,150,155,160,165,170,175,180,185],{"id":26,"raw_term":27,"original_term":28,"translations":29},1800892,"Zhou Yun","周雲",[],{"id":31,"raw_term":32,"original_term":33,"translations":34},1800893,"Casso","卡索",[],{"id":36,"raw_term":37,"original_term":38,"translations":39},1800894,"Carian","卡萊恩",[],{"id":41,"raw_term":42,"original_term":43,"translations":44},1800895,"Sanguinius","聖吉列斯",[],{"id":46,"raw_term":47,"original_term":48,"translations":49},1800896,"Festus","費斯圖斯",[],{"id":51,"raw_term":52,"original_term":53,"translations":54},1800897,"Magnus","馬格努斯",[],{"id":56,"raw_term":57,"original_term":58,"translations":59},1800898,"Ahriman","阿里曼",[],{"id":61,"raw_term":62,"original_term":63,"translations":64},1800899,"Leman Russ","黎曼魯斯",[],{"id":66,"raw_term":67,"original_term":68,"translations":69},1800900,"Guilliman","基里曼",[],{"id":71,"raw_term":72,"original_term":73,"translations":74},1800901,"Tyrian","提瑞恩",[],{"id":76,"raw_term":77,"original_term":78,"translations":79},1800902,"Kairos Fateweaver","卡洛斯",[],{"id":81,"raw_term":82,"original_term":83,"translations":84},1800903,"Czepesh","采佩什",[],{"id":86,"raw_term":87,"original_term":88,"translations":89},1800904,"Rena","蕾娜",[],{"id":91,"raw_term":92,"original_term":93,"translations":94},1800905,"Valerian","瓦雷利安",[],{"id":96,"raw_term":97,"original_term":98,"translations":99},1800906,"The Emperor","帝皇",[],{"id":101,"raw_term":102,"original_term":103,"translations":104},1800907,"Alkun","阿爾昆",[],{"id":106,"raw_term":107,"original_term":108,"translations":109},1800908,"Skarbrand","斯卡布蘭德",[],{"id":111,"raw_term":112,"original_term":113,"translations":114},1800909,"Italeo","伊塔萊奧",[],{"id":116,"raw_term":117,"original_term":118,"translations":119},1800910,"Nobi Nobita","野比大雄",[],{"id":121,"raw_term":122,"original_term":123,"translations":124},1800911,"Ilthu Simotrien","伊爾圖.西莫特里恩",[],{"id":126,"raw_term":127,"original_term":128,"translations":129},1800912,"Ude Udia Laski","烏德.烏迪亞.拉斯基",[],{"id":131,"raw_term":132,"original_term":133,"translations":134},1800913,"Belisarius Cawl","貝利薩留.考爾",[],{"id":136,"raw_term":137,"original_term":138,"translations":139},1800914,"Jeanne","讓娜",[],{"id":141,"raw_term":142,"original_term":143,"translations":144},1800915,"Yerit","耶蕊特",[],{"id":146,"raw_term":147,"original_term":148,"translations":149},1800916,"Abaddon","阿巴頓",[],{"id":151,"raw_term":152,"original_term":153,"translations":154},1800917,"Ers","爾斯",[],{"id":156,"raw_term":157,"original_term":158,"translations":159},1800918,"Erebus","艾瑞巴斯",[],{"id":161,"raw_term":162,"original_term":163,"translations":164},1800919,"Lucius","盧修斯",[],{"id":166,"raw_term":167,"original_term":168,"translations":169},1800920,"Luther","盧瑟",[],{"id":171,"raw_term":172,"original_term":173,"translations":174},1800921,"Be'lakor","比拉克",[],{"id":176,"raw_term":177,"original_term":178,"translations":179},1800922,"Tiena","蒂耶娜",[],{"id":181,"raw_term":182,"original_term":183,"translations":184},1800923,"Titus","泰圖斯",[],{"id":186,"raw_term":187,"original_term":188,"translations":189},1800924,"Night Haunter","夜之主",[],{}]