[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-51":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264874,4422,"Chapter 51: 0051 All the Heroes of the World Are Like River Crossings","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-51",51,"\u003Cp>“Who I am doesn’t matter—it’s the Other that matters.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am merely a vessel for His will.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Other? Will? Vessel?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My subspace alarm just went off!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun stared at the girl, silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl blinked, returning his gaze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Thank you for believing in me, I am here to—huh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before she could finish, she froze in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her precognition told her Zhou Yun was about to punch her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wait, don’t come closer! Let me finish first!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl hastily raised her hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Zhou Yun gave her no chance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having been tricked before by overthinking, Zhou Yun now chose to abandon thought entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He lunged forward, his fist clad in superhuman gloves slamming toward her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl dodged using her precognition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fist crashed into the garbage mountain behind her, shaking the entire pile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl’s eyes widened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun was curious about her identity, curious about who “the Other” was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was it an illusion? Khorne? Slaanesh? Nurgle? Or some lesser deity dwelling in the Warp?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or perhaps that corpse on the Throne?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before curiosity, he’d knock her out, take her back, and interrogate her slowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This garbage mountain was too close to the Underhive and the Hive Periphery.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The frequency of cultists, gene-thieves, mutants, and wasteland raiders here far exceeded other lower hive zones.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the location had been chosen by her—Zhou Yun felt uneasy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll listen—but first, let me punch you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t worry, one hit and you’ll pass out.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun said it with perfect seriousness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl glanced at his fist, then at the garbage mountain still trembling from his blow, and shook her head frantically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She tried to bolt toward the nearby piles of refuse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Leina!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun shook his head and shouted into the darkness around the garbage mountain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In that instant, the girl froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She’d seen the future—just a few seconds ahead—but now she doubted her precognition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She saw:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Footsteps erupted from the darkness; members of the Ark Gang emerged from every shadowed corner, swarming in numbers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They held the Agrippina Mk. III automatic rifles Zhou Yun had brought from Sector Eight, surrounding her completely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina stepped forward, arms crossed:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hot Thief, you’re surrounded, you know that, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl’s body locked in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She knew this man’s fate was tangled beyond her sight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All she could do was pick the most probable outcomes from the chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She’d guessed he’d bring people, that he’d break the meeting, that he’d come with Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But she never imagined he’d bring two hundred gang members to corner her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This… this was excessive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I-I mean no harm. I’m not a follower of the Chaos Gods.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl’s face turned pale as she raised her hands weakly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do followers of the Chaos Gods ever admit it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s expression didn’t change.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if you’re a saint of that corpse on the Throne, you’re coming back with me.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good girl. Let me punch you once—I’ll knock you out and take you back. We’ll talk slowly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Can’t I just come with you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment she spoke, her precognition showed her his answer: no.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What if I just run into a wall and knock myself out?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun twisted his wrist without expression. “What if you’re faking?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t worry—my punch is strong. One hit and you’ll pass out.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the chaotic future, the girl saw herself knocked unconscious by his fist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was only unconsciousness—he’d held back, didn’t break her spine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But seeing the garbage mountain still trembling from his blow, she felt genuine terror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Worst of all, her precognition told her she couldn’t dodge this punch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Can you go easy?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t worry.” Zhou Yun, expressionless, punched her nape.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Crack. The girl collapsed, unconscious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Weird. Seriously weird.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina walked out of the cell holding Hot Thief, frowning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She sat across from Zhou Yun, who was flipping through the flight log.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hot Thief—that girl won’t talk to me at all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina sighed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She’d hoped to recover her old savings from Hot Thief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What about your psychic power? Read her mind!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.She resists psychic mind-reading,” Leina said bitterly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her once-unfailingly effective Mindwhisper and psychic reading had failed again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“All she keeps saying is she wants to speak with you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina rubbed her temples, pointing at the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You try?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.I’ll see what she wants to say.” Zhou Yun nodded slightly and stepped into the cell holding Hot Thief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl, with dry hair and a simple, pleasant face, was bound in restraints in the corner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She looked weak, but seemed unalarmed by her situation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She raised her deer-like eyes, blinking at Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s your name?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.My name doesn’t matter.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl shook her head, as before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What matters is the Other.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun cut her off. “Before I learn about your Other, I want to know who you are.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.Jeanne. He gave me this name.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl lowered her head, whispering.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jeanne?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s gaze grew strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne—that was Joan of Arc, burned alive at Orléans in Terra’s history.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who the hell named her Jeanne and made her call herself “Orléans Roast Wing”?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too hellish. Too cruel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then, Jeanne—who is this Other you speak of?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What does He want?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun fixed his gaze on the girl calling herself Jeanne.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He seeks only salvation—for everyone.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne lowered her head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He granted me precognition, so I may see the future.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I must find someone to walk with me, to fulfill His mission.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m sorry I entered your home—but I needed one of your garments to strengthen my vision of you, to confirm you’re the one I seek.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne whispered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You are the one. In the future He showed me, it was you too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He is. He is the Emperor.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Listening to Leina’s words,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun found it utterly unsurprising,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and even silently marveled that today’s Asford was still so brimming with talent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",976,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","8945f1061041c6cf0963118fd30a5e6047b707c64d57d22a49457afc5f3e50bc","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-52","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-50",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]