[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-516":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2265339,4422,"Chapter 516: Oinomous","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-516",516,"\u003Cp>“Mini sun!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Laum pulled the trigger of the miniature cannon, and a bright orange-yellow fireball, about the size of a human palm, shot out toward Angron’s face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Few ranged weapons could pierce the skin of a Chaos Primarch or truly harm him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But a mini sun is still a sun—stars are unquestionably capable of piercing a Primarch’s body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For stars themselves possess considerable presence within the Warp, and even approaching one is extremely dangerous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Angron clearly sensed this, yet he showed no fear, for the mini sun’s speed was painfully slow—too slow to warrant his attention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But at that moment, Kahn pulled a cane from his waist and plunged it into the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, gravity shifted violently, everything tilting toward Kahn; Angron, standing on the ground, stumbled and fell uncontrollably toward Kahn—and toward the mini sun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Tilt Cane]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: 22nd Century Earth—Future Department Store]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Manufacture Date: 231.m3]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Function: After planting this cane into the ground, the user may freely alter the direction of gravity, tilting the horizontal axis.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This item instantly turned the flat sandy ground into a slope Chuixiang  Kahn; the reversal of gravity and horizontal axis caught Angron completely off guard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But a Primarch’s reflexes are not so easily fooled—almost at the last instant, Angron flipped over the mini sun with an Dongzuo  so astonishingly swift that he appeared before Kahn in the blink of an eye, riding the altered gravity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then something bewildering happened: Kahn, who had stood before him, vanished—as if an illusion, a phantom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only a strangely shaped flower remained, swaying gently, releasing faint trails of fragrance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scent was irresistible, flooding directly into Angron’s mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, Angron’s mind went blank—he forgot the mini sun, he forgot Kahn, even his rage vanished in that moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who was he?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where was he?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What was he doing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Forget Grass]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: 22nd Century Earth—Future Department Store]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Manufacture Date: 231.m3]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Function: Appears as a peculiar flower; anyone who inhales its fragrance forgets their current situation for a time, remembering only afterward.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kahn’s figure suddenly appeared behind Angron and the mini sun, wearing a raccoon mask and sporting a raccoon tail.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Item Name: Raccoon Suit]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: 22nd Century Earth—Future Department Store]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Manufacture Date: 281.m3]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Function: A raccoon tail and raccoon mask; when both items are worn, the user may emit brainwaves to generate illusions according to their thoughts.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kahn used this item to weave an illusion, deceiving Angron and slipping behind him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without hesitation, he used the Raccoon Suit to conceal the orange mini sun, then reversed gravity again with the Tilt Cane, attempting to pull Angron—who had forgotten the mini sun—toward him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This combo was designed by the Emperor and Saint Doraemon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kahn could only judge it as utterly deceitful and treacherous—he even worried whether it met the Blood God’s expectations for this battle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the Blood God desired a bloody, courageous, blood-soaked fight—he wanted to see rivers of blood—and his agreement with Zhou Yun was fair: only Kahn and Angron could use their own strength.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then, suddenly, Kahn heard Zhou Yun’s words from before the battle:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“People must rely on themselves.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But my items are part of my power—why can’t lending them to you also be part of your power?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Though I gave you the items, isn’t it still you who uses them?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s the difference between this and the Four Gods granting blessings to their followers? Blessings are your own power—why aren’t items?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course—items are Doraemon’s blessings; Chaos has always regarded blessings as part of its own power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>People really must rely on themselves!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Secret items! Give me power!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, Kahn cranked the Tilt Cane to its maximum setting and poured all his strength into weaving illusions with the Raccoon Suit to deceive Angron.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Angron sensed Kahn’s presence and the pull of gravity—he roared to the heavens, a deafening bellow, whirled around, and lunged toward Kahn, about to crash into the mini sun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>+No+\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A voice filled with malice, fury, and the stench of blood sounded beside Angron’s ear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was the Blood God’s voice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The voice of a god is itself a blessing—so the Blood God believed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Blood God’s intervention instantly cleared the void in Angron’s mind, his rage surging back into the scant space left, and his Primarch instinct sensed danger between himself and Kahn; Kahn noticed Angron’s wary expression and felt a chill run down his spine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not because Angron had detected the mini sun—but because this moment was precisely what the Emperor and Zhou Yun had foreseen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had even prepared a response for Kahn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this method—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kahn considered himself a morally bankrupt villain, deserving of death a hundred times over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet upon hearing this method, Kahn broke into a cold sweat, finally understanding what true monstrosity meant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moral Dixian  of the two Human Gods had shattered the entire galaxy’s lower bound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cruel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was the only word Kahn could think of.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Kahn took a deep breath—he knew there was no alternative; it had to be done.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Angron would recover soon; Kahn had little time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Following the knowledge implanted in his mind by the Emperor, Kahn shaped that figure within his thoughts, projecting the soul into reality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was an elder from Nusaria.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A dead soul, long gone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The adoptive father of a Primarch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His death marked the beginning of the Primarch’s collapse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under the Raccoon Suit’s effect, the gladiator’s figure slowly materialized at the location of the mini sun, completely obscuring its presence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old gladiator slowly lifted his head, gazing at Angron with an expression of surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was entirely consistent with his expected behavior—for the Lord of Mankind is the aggregate of all humanity; this illusion was the Emperor’s projection of the old gladiator’s soul into Kahn’s mind, then constrained by the Raccoon Suit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gladiator’s own soul had agreed to this cruel plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Angron, child.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The voice of Oinomous echoed from the illusion:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How much torment did your slavemaster inflict upon you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1000,"2026-06-19T20:02:16.132Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","85d878773470fdbe3c08a49084bf5189a44a70ccf9bd402b5cdb4012f82693d3","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-517","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-515",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]