[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-540":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2265363,4422,"Chapter 540: The Serpent and the Phoenix","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-540",540,"\u003Cp>“The Great Lord of All Changes sends you His will; through me as His mouthpiece, He proposes a bargain.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Deceiver, still incomplete but restored to consciousness and partial memory, hovered in midair, watching the wizard before him with keen interest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Star God sensed within this mortal’s body something that did not belong to the material world—something utterly incomprehensible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the Deceiver could not determine what it was, only guess from fragmented memories—that it was a Void God dwelling in another dimension.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What could you possibly trade with me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Deceiver asked, circling in midair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You and I exist in utterly different dimensions. I am the true Divine Sovereign of the material universe, existing since before all dimensions were born, before all things cooled, in the age when all was pure energy—those energies that now define the material universe’s laws formed me. I hold unmatched authority within the material universe.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But your master, this so-called Lord of All Changes, does not truly exist. He is a false god, resting upon the turbulent waves of sentient beings’ pitiful emotions, trembling and unstable, like a figure in a mirror. When the person before the mirror walks away, your god vanishes into boundless waves. Your god holds no power in the material universe.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yet you shamefully eroded the real universe, replacing truth with falsehood, order with chaos, idealism with materialism. While we lay shattered, you turned the world into a sieve of holes. False god risen from the corpse of the Ancient Sages—how dare you speak of cooperation to me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Deceiver gazed at the wizard before him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He sensed that this wizard himself spoke nothing in the material universe—it was the hidden things beneath the material realm, using his body to converse with the Deceiver.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Mouthpiece of All Changes—he was truly nothing but a mouthpiece.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Deceiver, Lord of Flowery Words, my master is as skilled in the arts of language and negotiation as you are. Your sarcasm, threats, and posturing mean nothing to my master.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Lord of All Changes and you are kindred spirits. Are we not both lovers of deception and chaos?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“As for the conflict between reality and the Warp, it means nothing to you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We have indeed invaded the material realm, eroding reality into a sieve of holes—but what does that matter to a shattered being like you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You are broken. Your former glory survives in less than one percent. Your authority in the material universe has decayed.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is it not what you should now seek—to be whole again, to reclaim your power?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tongue of All Changes moved with nearly the same agility as the Deceiver.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Deceiver sneered: “Nine insignificant fragments think they can compel me to serve your master? Mouthpiece, do you take me for some cheap Silent King?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is merely a down payment, my dear Deceiver. The Lord of All Changes’ claws stretch across the entire galaxy. All is within His plan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you agree to cooperate, my great master can restore you to wholeness—a complete Star God. You shall hold supreme authority across the galaxy. No one in the material universe can match you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tongue of All Changes continued, smiling sweetly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Moreover, my master promises that within His grand design, a dead zone entirely severed from the Warp shall arise in the galaxy—a realm where only material universe entities exist, where all Warp phenomena shall recede. It shall be your pure, sovereign domain.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And this, requires your cooperation.”\u003C\u002Fp>",579,"2026-06-19T20:02:16.132Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","7bf17c2e19cf45e27418eaa50e20d9ff2ca00e68adaa72535e61f97e7700ce73","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-541","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-539",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]