[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-59":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264882,4422,"Chapter 59: I?","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-59",59,"\u003Cp>\"This is Zone One, the first human settlement of Asford.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The original colonists built the first town here, but as the hive developed, this town was buried deep within the Underhive.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, Monge leaned closer to the map, staring at the building Jiangna pointed to:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is the old Administrative Building, over ten thousand years old—the seat of the colonial government, still standing today.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your target is here? This is now the core territory of the Four-Armed God Emperor Cult.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They've converted the old Administrative Building into a cathedral.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are the Gene Thieves holed up here?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What are they doing here? Are they guarding the position of the warp engine on purpose?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was it accidental—or deliberate?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun couldn’t help but rub his chin, then looked up at Monge and asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What are the Gene Thieves doing here?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Injecting alien genes into new recruits they’ve tricked or kidnapped.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Monge shrugged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Their high priest usually stays inside. We’ve never managed to breach it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Here, Monge paused and pointed to a ring around Zone One on the map:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Around Zone One is a perimeter of ten-thousand-year-old tech-shield walls, armed with ancient weapons—no one knows how the Four-Armed God Emperor Cult repaired them.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if we deployed every last man we have, including the Plague Zombies, we still couldn’t break through that wall.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A tech-shield wall from ten thousand years ago.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun stared at the map, rubbing his chin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ten thousand years ago, the Emperor’s Great Crusade hadn’t even begun—this wall might contain technologies from an age long forgotten.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder Monge and the others couldn’t take Zone One.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They’d only received blessings stitched together by a bunch of Nurgle spirits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s not entirely without a solution.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Monge spoke in a low voice:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In Father God’s garden, there is a Steel Plague that infects flesh, causing metal to fuse and intertwine with it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If we perform a sacrifice to bring the Steel Plague into reality and spread it across Zone One—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Monge.\" Malciet shook his head, interrupting gently. \"Not yet.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun glanced at Monge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Steel Plague Monge mentioned was likely a Nurgle-made Gellar Steel Plague or something similar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such plague was created specifically to disrupt Gellar fields.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Zhou Yun’s memory, the Gellar Steel Plague wouldn’t be unleashed by Nurgle until after the Great Rift opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It could infect flesh, driving the infected to destroy Gellar fields or machinery, eventually merging their flesh with metal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Monge and Malciet truly summoned this virus into reality,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the tech-shield wall around Zone One would be no concern.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Malciet seemed unwilling to use large-scale sacrifices—for now. Interesting. A cultist avoiding sacrifice?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was there a deeper reason?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun narrowed his eyes, then looked at Malciet: \"Besides what Monge just said, do you have any other plans?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have one.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Monge grinned, as if proud of his idea:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We’ve long suspected the Four-Armed God Emperor’s followers rely on a central figure—likely their high priest.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If we kill their high priest, it might throw them into some degree of chaos.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If the Four-Armed God Emperor’s high priest remains hidden in Zone One, we can’t touch him.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But recently, for some reason, the Four-Armed God Emperor Cult has begun rushing to expand—this high priest will leave Zone One in the coming days to begin his preaching tour.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Monge pointed to a settlement on the map:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We plan to gather a force and ambush them—ideally kill their high priest.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If we succeed, when the Four-Armed God Emperor Cult descends into chaos, Zone One’s defenses will weaken—we can strike then, and you can enter the old Administrative Building.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s lips twitched slightly as he listened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His assessment of Monge’s plan? Like sitting at the same table as Leina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Most of his plan was reasonable enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the original source of infection among the Gene Thieves—the Hive Mind’s emissary—were killed,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it might indeed plunge the entire Gene Thief collective into temporary chaos until a new chieftain emerged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the biggest flaw was:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who told you the high priest is the core of the Gene Thieves?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun rubbed his temples.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, the Nurgle spirits who granted Monge and Malciet their blessings knew little about the Gene Thieves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Huh? Not the core?\" Monge scratched his horn, bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Four-Armed God Emperor’s high priest is merely a figurehead—an emissary for the Gene Thief chieftain.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun shook his head, rejecting Monge’s entire plan:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The true core of the Gene Thieves is their chieftain—the original source of infection, the Hive Mind’s emissary. It controls all Gene Thieves through some psychic link.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Only by killing the chieftain can you create real chaos. The high priest holds no such value.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun finally understood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even here, in the deepest layer of the hive—the Underhive—the Gene Thief chieftain, the mutated brother of the Viceroy, the Worm of the Underworld, remained hidden in darkness, never showing himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So damn sneaky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You just said the Gene Thieves are rushing to expand, recruiting new members?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun frowned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You haven’t figured out why? Haven’t considered listening to the high priest’s sermons?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maybe that would reveal clues to their frantic expansion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Look at us.\" Monge pointed to himself, then to Malciet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun glanced at Malciet’s sores, maggots, and inflamed flesh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Think about the people under you?\" Monge pointed to the mutants outside the shanty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They all bore the blessings of the Benevolent Father—anyone who looked at them would instantly recognize them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Gene Thief cult, aware of this, would keep strict watch—no one bearing even a trace of Nurgle’s blessing would be allowed near.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The most reliable method is to send someone who bears no blessing from the Benevolent Father, someone who looks like an ordinary human, to gather information.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Monge and Malciet turned to Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun shrugged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fine. I’ll go listen to the high priest’s sermon.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun had just caused trouble at the Gene Thief gathering,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but with a new face, he could slip right back in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thank you, brother.\" Monge grinned. \"I knew you were the most reliable—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun pointed at Monge, speaking slowly and clearly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You’re coming with me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Monge blinked, pointing at himself in confusion: \"Me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1035,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","6eb14cdf64dc188d778bd70a8c7e207bc2ad24a9112ad1818f74ea84e739de23","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-60","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-58",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]