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Why Don","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-611",611,"\u003Cp>The Dominator Zahu Lashen  suddenly reversed his spear, dragging twisted spacetime to smash into the planetoid fabricated by the Worldshaper, and in the blink of an eye, that small planet was swallowed by Zahu Lashen ’s warped spacetime, cast away to some unknown corner among the stars.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Worldshaper let out a piercing roar, once again fabricating matter to create a string of meteorites—but instead of hurling them at the Blood Angels’ fleet or at Zahu Lashen , who had just attacked him, he launched them at the Incalculable Ishutu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Incalculable Ishutu hastily turned his bred metal insect swarms to devour the incoming meteorites; as the insects gnawed through them, they rapidly reproduced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before Ishutu could finish consuming the meteorites, the Dominator suddenly appeared beside him, twisting spacetime and creating a singularity, instantly teleporting the newly spawned metal insect swarms to some unknown location.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Worldshaper roared in fury, his arms multiplying instantly; his slender fingers slashed through the void, first extracting dark matter into matter, then twisting matter into antimatter, shaping it into countless antimatter spears, which he hurled at the Dominator and the Incalculable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Antimatter annihilation occurred in an instant; raw energy directly consumed the two star-gods.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spacetime emitted a low moan at this moment; the Dominator created a thin membrane around himself, composed of infinitely stretched spacetime, and the energy burst from antimatter annihilation harmed him not at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stepped out of the fire, ready to strike the Worldshaper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But behind him, the Incalculable rapidly absorbed surrounding energy, converting it into matter and breeding vast swarms of metal insects, weaving them into thick metal filaments that tore through the Dominator’s membrane and wrapped around him, forcibly holding him in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Worldshaper seized the opportunity, stepped forward, and swung his antimatter blade toward the Dominator.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Imotek stared in stunned silence as the fragments of star-gods he had unleashed descended into chaotic chaos—this was utterly beyond his logical predictions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This scene was so absurd, so nonsensical, so incomprehensible and hilarious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why was this happening??\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Imotek noticed what Mephiston was doing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The nine Mephistons did not attack the star-gods; all their psychic energy flowed into the Red Tear beneath them, pouring into the ships behind them and the Webway gates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s… Blackstone?” Imotek stared at the analysis report submitted by the Tomb-Techs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Blackstone obelisks had been installed aboard the Blood Angels’ ships; under Mephiston’s psychic control, all the Blackstone was amplifying nearby Warp density and linking to the Webway gates, as if paving a path for some entity’s descent into the Webway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Imotek’s lips involuntarily curled into a smile—uncontrollably, he laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Laugh?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Laugh!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hah!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A laugh echoed from the depths of the Webway—mocking, derisive, ridiculing all existence; ink-like splashes of color and specks of light spilled from the Webway with the laugh, staining everything within Imotek’s sight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cold starlight in the void suddenly blazed brilliantly, transforming into countless mocking, grinning faces that spun above the black sphere, ridiculing all of material reality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Light and shadow twisted grotesquely; Imotek’s shadow, the shadows of other Necrons, every shadow cast by light became dancing figures leaping and hopping across ships, stars, and the void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless voices—some foolish, some cunning—whispered into Imotek’s ears and those of every living thing nearby, telling a thousand jokes and a thousand lies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ladies and gentlemen! Friends! Brothers and sisters!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve missed you all so much!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The loudest laughter erupted from the void; the stars twisted into flowing robes, a crescent moon appeared above them, then in a blink became a clown’s face painted in pastel colors, gazing down upon the three warring star-god fragments.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“New and old friends! Laugh! Why aren’t you laughing? Now is the time to roar with joy!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Because ten thousand years of exile are over! Your favorite clown has returned to the spotlight of the galaxy’s grand stage!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Igrania, Ishutu, Zahu Lashen —you silly little fools are just as gullible as you were ten thousand years ago!! Hehehe!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lies—countless lies woven into threads—dangled from the clown’s fingertips, manipulating the star-god fragments to slaughter one another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Imotek’s metallic body froze in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a Necron Crowned General who had fought in the War in Heaven, Imotek knew perfectly well who this clown was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If any eldar god had inflicted the greatest damage upon the star-gods during the War in Heaven, it was neither the Phoenix King Asuryan, nor the War God Bloodaxe Kain, nor the Forge God Val,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but the seemingly unremarkable Laughing God, Sighok.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sighok, the deceiver’s half-brother, had tricked the Outsider into devouring countless other star-gods, driving the Outsider mad and forcing him into self-imposed exile beyond the galaxy—all with a single lie, crippling the mightiest star-god and dozens of others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, during the War in Heaven, Sighok seemed to have reached some kind of understanding with the Deceiver; a star-god and an eldar god would frequently swap disguises, impersonating each other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one knew which lies and pranks had been Sighok’s, and which had been the Deceiver’s.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To Imotek, Sighok was the most dangerous being among the eldar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After awakening, when Imotek learned of the eldar’s fall and the deaths of their gods, and that the Laughing God had not appeared in the galaxy for ten thousand years, he had even felt relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where the hell did this Deceiver’s pet come from!!!!” Imotek cursed aloud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, thousands of mocking laughs echoed in his ears, as if taunting him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Laughing God laughed wildly; for ten thousand years since the eldar’s fall, He had been trapped in the narrow prison of the Black Library, unable to take the stage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, with Zhou Yun having reached some accord with Slaanesh, Sighok had escaped the Black Library and once again stood beneath the spotlight of the galaxy’s stage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let this clown entertain you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the Vagabond, the flagship of the Traveler Anarquel,\u003C\u002Fp>",975,"2026-06-19T20:02:16.510Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","d7d64ee5db4e2f9f87a8a05d26dc50bd56a0e3a427a5dbe9583a98fecb9366ca","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-612","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-610",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]