[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-62":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264885,4422,"Chapter 62: Open Your Heart?","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-62",62,"\u003Cp>A gaunt man brushed past Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He drew a crude automatic pistol hidden beneath his clothes and fired at the Gene Thief bishop atop the tower cart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boom!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The smell of gunpowder filled Zhou Yun’s nostrils; flames flared at the corner of his vision; heat spread across his cheeks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Panicked cries rose from the crowd; the drifting smoke temporarily blocked Zhou Yun’s view.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An assassination? Someone wanted to kill the Gene Thief bishop?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was this a replay of Shan Chuye, the legendary third-millennium human assassin?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the first thought that flashed through Zhou Yun’s mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He instantly thought it was reckless—using a crude automatic pistol against a powerful psychic?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Gene Thief bishop wasn’t so easy to open her heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, through the thinning smoke, Zhou Yun saw the Gene Thief guard standing far away, draped in a gray-brown robe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stood motionless, staring directly at this spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun froze, then turned to the gunman beside him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The assassin hadn’t covered his face; his gaunt features showed no hatred toward the Gene Thief bishop—only tension and worry as he stared at the tower cart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fake!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This assassination was fake!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The assassination was arranged by the Gene Thieves themselves!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why would they stage this assassination?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s mind raced, and a sudden idea flashed into his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the tower cart,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Gene Thief bishop slowly stood up, unharmed, turning her head to look at the assassin who had shot at her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amid the stunned gazes of the surrounding residents, the Gene Thief bishop slowly opened her arms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Four-Armed Divine Emperor whispered in my ear, granting me escape from disaster and the strength to spread His gospel.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sinner, how dare you obstruct this sacred duty?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment her voice rang out, a sense of conviction rose in every heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What trick is this?” Mengge subtly pressed his hand to his head, sensing the psychic power woven into her voice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He noticed that Jeanne and Zhou Yun were unaffected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mind-Whisper.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A trick like Leina’s—using psychic energy to project will and manipulate minds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun had long since developed resistance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne seemed to as well,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>given that her mind had likely been forged by the strongest psychic alive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun narrowed his eyes, watching the bishop and the assassin continue their performance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The assassin feigned shock, stepping back several paces, raising his automatic pistol once more toward the Gene Thief bishop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boom!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bullet screamed toward the Gene Thief bishop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She merely flicked her sleeve; an invisible wave rippled before her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bullet seemed to sink into thick gel, slowing gradually until it hung motionless in midair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All onlookers held their breath, staring at this near-divine spectacle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am protected by the Four-Armed Divine Emperor, sinner! You cannot harm—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it! Bastard! How dare you assassinate the bishop!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the Gene Thief bishop could finish, a roar erupted beside the assassin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The assassin turned, bewildered—this wasn’t in the script—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and then he saw a sole growing larger, slamming into his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amid the stunned stares of the crowd and the Gene Thief bishop, Zhou Yun burst from the crowd and kicked the assassin in the head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How dare you assassinate the emissary of the Four-Armed Divine Emperor!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Today you kill the bishop, tomorrow you kill the Emperor!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Heretic! You deserve to die!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun cursed violently as he kicked the assassin’s face again and again, making him howl in agony.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nearby residents were terrified by Zhou Yun’s fanaticism and dared not approach.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the Gene Thief bishop was momentarily stunned; the Gene Thief guard was too far away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They stared in confusion as Zhou Yun pulled a dagger from somewhere unseen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the assassin could react, Zhou Yun plunged the blade into his neck, pulled his head close to his ear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Breathe deep. Breathe deep. Don’t be afraid.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Dizziness is normal.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun whispered softly into the assassin’s ear, then smoothly withdrew the dagger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The assassin’s pupils dilated; he collapsed to the ground, dead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pah!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun spat on the assassin’s face and kicked his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The air fell into deathly silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne blinked her deer-like eyes in confusion—this was far beyond her prophecy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mengge gaped, scanning the crowd like an idiot, utterly baffled by Zhou Yun’s actions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Gene Thief bishop was equally stunned—how had her planted assassin died?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who was this man?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Golden hair, a face radiating authority—even the Gene Thief bishop felt a flicker of fear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was he merely a fanatical follower of the Four-Armed Divine Emperor?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Gene Thief bishop’s thoughts churned, but her gene-enhanced reflexes kicked in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She stepped forward and shouted loudly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A faithful believer has punished the assassin for me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Four-Armed Divine Emperor will bless him—and he shall be rewarded!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she spoke, the bishop turned to Zhou Yun, smiling warmly and nodding to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Faithful believer, when the preaching concludes, I shall hear your devotion.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now, return to the crowd.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she spoke, she employed Mind-Whisper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun was unaffected, but he smiled faintly and returned to the crowd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What the hell did you just do?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mengge hurried to Zhou Yun’s side and whispered:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Was the assassination staged?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He sensed something was off, but the residents didn’t—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>they saw only divine spectacle, and grew even more fervent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun gave Mengge a slight nod, confirming his guess.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mengge’s expression froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was stunned by Zhou Yun’s speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You realized the assassination was fake, then immediately decided to kill the assassin—making the bishop eat humiliation while believing you’re a fanatical believer?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mengge couldn’t help but whistle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun had acted in the blink of an eye, effortlessly securing a chance to speak face-to-face with the Gene Thief bishop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His initiative and reaction were too sharp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun nodded slightly, feigning piety as he gazed at the Gene Thief bishop atop the tower cart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bishop began her preaching; her hypnotic voice echoed through loudspeakers carried by her preachers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Day of Ascension draws near! The Great Emissary, the Exalted First Prophet, has arrived in District One!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Gene Thief bishop cried out:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Men and women of faith! The final hour of salvation has come!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Embrace our true faith—the First Prophet shall baptize you personally!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You shall become the ladder to Ascension; your souls shall be redeemed!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First Prophet? Emissary? Personal baptism?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing these words, Zhou Yun paused slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Gene Thief leader is in District One—does he plan to personally inject corrupted genes into new converts?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1081,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","0a202c646fa73493c677976e7e9d7ed6049bdfca863212079611ba7cc5ff8e59","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-63","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-61",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]