[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-637":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2265460,4422,"Chapter 637: All of This Was Planned!","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-637",637,"\u003Cp>The God of Ten Thousand Machines\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This term resonated within the wills of all Necrons and reached the Warp, where its presence was heard by the entities within.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Within the Soul Furnace\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Vashthor, while assembling the fingers of Long Linxing, suddenly froze; sparks of thought-fog surged wildly through his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>God.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A terrifying hypothesis instantly formed in Vashthor’s mind:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could Zhou Yun be attempting to ascend to godhood, competing with him for the sixth great seat in the Warp—the Seat of Malicious Artifice?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But what reason could he possibly have for such a thing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Does he not know that becoming a god is not a good thing? Why would he offer himself upon the altar of Malicious Artifice?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Vashthor’s gaze turned to the floating screens before him, each one a segment of time in the material dimension.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For beings like Vashthor, every event across all moments in reality occurs simultaneously; past, present, and future lay bare before him at once.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He saw the past: Zhou Yun had always refused to be called a god, rejected the worship of countless beings, and had repeatedly spoken plainly of the dangers of godhood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun knew what godhood would bring him; he understood the cost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And what benefit would godhood bring to the human race? None at all—not for the galaxy, nor for the Warp itself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gods had arisen one after another, unstoppable, irresistible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dark King would inevitably be the fifth to be born.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once the sixth divine seat—the complete God of Ten Thousand Machines, Lord of Malicious Artifice—began to emerge, the Dark King’s birth would accelerate at least twofold; the Emperor’s burden would double as well, forcing him alone to oppose the ascension of two divine lords.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the Emperor faltered, humanity’s end was inevitable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, becoming a god is not something one can simply decide to do.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ritual, sacrifice, and a torrent of emotion—all are indispensable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, the birth of the Dark King:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The altar was forged from souls of vengeance; the ritual was the Emperor’s slaying of the Four Gods’ Chosen, Horus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sacrifice was the human race itself, offering the rise and destruction of an entire species.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The torrent of emotion—intense desires for destruction, self-annihilation, and despair—arose from the Old Night, the Great Crusade, and the Horus Heresy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But where could Zhou Yun find the correct ritual? Where could he find another galactic overlord as sacrifice? And where could he summon a torrent of emotion?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Vashthor believed he could ascend because he knew of the Ancient Ones’ leftover weapon—and that weapon could theoretically be used by him alone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wait.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Vashthor’s thoughts began to swirl and spin, searching for traces across time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon of Mars, the true Omnissiah, the vast faith of the Adeptus Mechanicus\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bestowed souls upon the Necrons, linking them to the Warp\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Necrons, as the galactic overlord race, born within the Warp—this could serve as the sacrifice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The torrent of emotion generated by the Mechanicus’ millennia of devotion to the Omnissiah, combined with the emotional surge of the Necrons’ birth, could lift him to apotheosis.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the ritual—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The domain of Malicious Artifice today is roughly divided into three parts:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One part is held by the Emperor through the Dragon of Mars; one part is held by Zhou Yun under the name of Saint Doraemon; one part is held by Vashthor as Lord of the Furnaces, God Within the Machine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This directly corresponds to the threefold divinity of the complete God of Ten Thousand Machines in the Mechanicus’ faith.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dragon of Mars, the Omnissiah, is the incarnate manifestation of the God of Ten Thousand Machines within the material universe, the teacher, guide, and guardian of all machinery and physical laws.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun is the Prime Mover—the source of all motion, all spirit, all machinery, and indeed the entire universe’s first impetus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Vashthor is the God of Ten Thousand Machines: the embodiment of data, knowledge, information, creativity, and curiosity—non-material entities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If, if Zhou Yun consumed the Dragon of Mars and consumed Vashthor, he could gather all three divine aspects and use them as the ritual to ascend.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Vashthor suddenly broke into a cold sweat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without warning, Zhou Yun had already assembled most of the conditions for godhood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is he truly going to become a god?\u003C\u002Fp>",713,"2026-06-19T20:02:16.510Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","b63e0f8f26fd2ecfd54b04c8da5c45fa2992f487f090fb55a01d70da0d1cbd52","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-638","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-636",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]