[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-69":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264892,4422,"Chapter 69: Bio-Mass Pool? Tyranids?","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-69",69,"\u003Cp>In the thick bio-mass pool,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a savage behemoth larger than the Gene-Thief Chieftain stretched its body, four razor-sharp claws slicing through the viscous fluid,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>surrounding biomass slowly coalescing into its body and chitinous carapace, making the beast’s form grow ever larger and more robust.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beside the behemoth floated countless smaller embryonic sacs,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>each containing smaller insects,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>some smaller than humans, armed with razor claws or living firearms,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>others slender and elongated, blades sharp, legs muscular, adept at leaping,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>some with wings, venomous glands, and bio-rifles in hand,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>others shouldering bio-beast cannons, possessing three long legs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These insects, soaking in the bio-mass pool and slowly being born,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>looked just like—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mong shuddered,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>this looked exactly like the soulless swarms the Angels had shown him during the Fall of Asford.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Layne Rus, you fucking bastard, you won’t believe what I’m seeing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mong’s voice trembled, transmitted to Zhou Yun’s ear through the vibration of the small insect beside his ear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing Mong’s description of the scene, Zhou Yun on the other end of the comm remained unusually silent for several seconds,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mong couldn’t help thinking: Of course—even Layne Rus didn’t anticipate this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So it’s really like this,” Zhou Yun’s voice echoed in Mong’s ear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mong’s expression twisted violently,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You already suspected this might be the case?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mong gritted his teeth and demanded:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why didn’t you tell me? You knew my plan was doomed from the start!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Gene-Thief Chieftain never intended to infect these people with corrupted genes,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it merely tricked them here, dissolving them into bio-mass slurry to breed and feed the insects in the pool!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without even touching the Gene-Thief Chieftain’s body, Mong had no way to corrupt it in return,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mong’s plan was doomed from the very beginning!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I only just thought of this possibility recently—it’s only a guess.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, if you hadn’t gone in, how could I confirm my theory?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Listening to Zhou Yun’s voice in his ear, Mong barely restrained himself from cursing aloud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bastard, this guy’s a total schemer—if I survive this, Mong will never cooperate with him again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the streets of District One,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>although Zhou Yun spoke casually, the slight twitch in his corner of the eye betrayed his inner fury,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he never expected the Great Devourer would actually do this!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beneath the Administrative Building was a bio-mass pool—a bio-mass pool for cultivating Tyranid lifeforms,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>presumably the Great Devourer had somehow enabled the Gene-Thief Chieftain to breed partial Tyranid organisms,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but how exactly, and by what means, Zhou Yun had no clue,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>yet without a Tyranid Hive Fleet, without a Broodmother, with only a single Gene-Thief Chieftain and a bio-mass pool to breed Tyranids,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>this must be extremely inefficient and wasteful of bio-mass,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and most Tyranid organisms, without Hive Mind control, were merely beasts,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the most likely explanation was that the Gene-Thieves’ hive-mind network replaced the Hive Mind to exert control,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but Gene-Thieves possessed far greater autonomy than Tyranids, and there were documented cases of Gene-Thieves betraying the Great Devourer,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>yet the Great Devourer still took this risk—even though most of the Tyranids produced were low-tier,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>those smaller than humans, armed with guns or blades, were likely Gunners and Blade-Worms,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>slender, agile leapers with razor claws were probably Fenn Ryn Jumpers,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>those with wings, venom glands, and bio-rifles were likely Gargoyles,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>all relatively low-tier Tyranid organisms,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>what troubled Zhou Yun most was the identity of that behemoth larger than the Chieftain,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mong only said it was huge, with four razor claws.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shit. Could it possibly be a Norn-Envoy or Norn-Ascendant? No way…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s eye twitched, and he quickly shook his head, dismissing the possibility,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Norn-Envoys and Norn-Ascendants were among the highest-tier units in the Tyranid swarm, requiring massive bio-mass and time to produce,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>they couldn’t possibly be the ones capable of slaying Imperial Guard, their size rivaling Imperial Knights.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Likewise, Hive Tyrants and Swarm Lords were unlikely—both were ultra-high-tier units, impossible to breed without a Broodmother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be an Executioner or one of its subspecies?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Regardless of what it was, the Great Devourer had clearly invested heavily,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>was it really that desperate to consume Saint Guilliman’s genetic sequence?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Underworld Shield Galaxy was the gateway to the Bal System,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and on Bal rested Saint Guilliman’s remains,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Great Devourer, disregarding bio-mass consumption and even having Gene-Thieves produce Tyranids prematurely,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>must have been aiming solely to consume Saint Guilliman’s genetic sequence and forge stronger, deadlier Tyranids.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun rubbed his temples, his thoughts growing increasingly tangled,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tyranids—even low-tier ones—were no match for Asford’s PDFs,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>now that a large population had gathered in District One, if they were all dissolved into bio-mass, the Gene-Thieves could mass-produce Tyranids, unleashing a tidal wave of swarms from the Underhive,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>before nearby Astra Militarum or Adeptus Astartes arrived, Asford would be entirely consumed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that point, the Empire would face a pincer attack from two Tyranid forces—one within the hive, one among the stars—completely altering the original course of history.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had to find a way to stop the Gene-Thief Chieftain from producing more Tyranids.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But how?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, a small hand rested on Zhou Yun’s arm,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rina, pale-faced and drenched in sweat, stared at him,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The warp engine.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rina’s voice was hoarse—she had clearly used her precognition to perceive the situation beneath the Administrative Building:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The key is the warp engine!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The warp engine is beneath the Administrative Building.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Hive Mind transmits Tyranid genetic information to the Gene-Thief Chieftain through the warp engine.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun rubbed Rina’s hair,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So it was the warp engine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder the Gene-Thief Chieftain had taken root in District One.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Producing Tyranids was a genetic programming task—the Broodmother was the programmer,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>now the warp engine acted as a relay, allowing the Hive Mind to remotely command the Gene-Thief Chieftain to produce Tyranids,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>inefficient, wasteful, risky—but the Great Devourer was desperate to consume Saint Guilliman’s genes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they removed the warp engine, Tyranid production by the Gene-Thieves would cease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun glanced at Rina, who had awakened at the critical moment with this vital information,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>such perfect timing—it must be someone’s doing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun suddenly felt a toothache.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mong’s plan had failed, and the Gene-Thief Chieftain remained at full strength,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the only good news was that Zhou Yun had never trusted Mong—he’d already prepared for this scenario.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the success rate… Zhou Yun took a deep breath,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he reached into his fourth-dimensional pocket and pulled out a stack of crude playing cards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He decided to use a mystical method to divinate whether he could successfully sever the warp engine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Draw one.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun shuffled the seventy-eight low-quality Emperor Tarot cards bought from the Underhive and offered them to Rina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t you say you didn’t believe in this last time?” the winged figure in Bai Guang scoffed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rina gently extended her small hand and drew one card.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun looked at the card.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The image depicted a corpse, browned by age, blackened by death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tomorrow’s release!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1158,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 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