[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-70":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264893,4422,"Chapter 70: The Emperor Has Granted: Blood Sacrifice to the Emperor","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-70",70,"\u003Cp>The card bore the image of a corpse, browned by age and blackened by death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The corpse was bound to a massive golden throne, its mouth open in a scream invisible within the physical universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind the corpse, a burning sun hung suspended.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Emperor—this card’s name was The Emperor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It symbolized hope buried in cold darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Emperor in the upright position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun glanced at the Tarot card in Leina’s hand, his lips twitching faintly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuck me, the Emperor bastard is trying to CPU me!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The upright Emperor card signifies that hope still lingers in cold darkness, or that the Emperor believes in you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Emperor Tarot card is said to be linked to the Emperor’s own will.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If that’s true, then this Tarot card in Zhou Yun’s hand is the Emperor’s endorsement of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun would rather the old man gave him something tangible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like sending a Daemon Prince or an Imperial Daemon Army to manifest?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the very least, give me a Chosen buff.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun kept mentally berating the Emperor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I can’t deal with you, you damn Emperor.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun rubbed his temples and muttered softly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked down at Leina:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Can I take this as the Emperor’s permission?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun shook the Tarot card in his hand and asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina nodded gently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since the Emperor has granted permission,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Since you’ve granted it, don’t blame me for using profane methods.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun muttered, then turned to Leina:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You can hide yourself without issue, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leina nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though her combat power was virtually zero, her prophetic ability let her avoid danger and evade harm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun nodded slightly, removed his fourth-dimensional pocket, clenched it in his hand, and stood up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment he rose, he felt several gene-thieves nearby fix their gaze upon him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun met their stares, straightened his clothes, and walked to the center of the road.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gene-thieves silently edged closer to his position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cough, cough, cough.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun cleared his throat and raised both hands toward the surroundings:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“OK! Guys, look at me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve got an announcement!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The surrounding gene-thieves and civilians stared at Zhou Yun in bewilderment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun grinned, revealing the fourth-dimensional pocket in his palm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A hidden gene-thief guard crept silently toward Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His sharp longsword sliced through the air, stabbing toward Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet, a bloated corpse suddenly appeared out of nowhere,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Landing between Zhou Yun and the gene-thief guard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sword pierced the corpse’s swollen abdomen, and pus surged forth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The corpse grinned, reaching out to grab the gene-thief guard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gene-thief guard swung his sword like wind, slicing the corpse into two halves in an instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A gloved fist emerged from between the severed halves, slamming into the guard’s sword.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The guard parried, but the blade twisted and snapped— the fist crashed into his deformed body beneath the robe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His body burst like a balloon beneath the robe, spraying gore everywhere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his final moment,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He saw countless plague zombies pouring from Zhou Yun’s fourth-dimensional pocket like a tidal wave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Item: Plague Zombie\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Origin: Mingfuzhidunxingxi - Asifudexing - Fudiyachengdichao ]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Evaluation: Victims of the zombie plague, eternally decaying corpses capable of forming an endless sea of rot. Bitter, cold, toxic; effective for digesting blockages, inducing vomiting and purging. Not edible.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Production Date: 998.M41]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Status: You’re offering this junk to the Future Department Store?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Value: 50 credits]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What the hell is this?! Corpses! Living corpses!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Zombies! Plague zombies!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cultists! Cultists are attacking!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zombies with bloated, pale skin swung crude weapons, baring fangs and reaching with bony fingers toward the people and gene-thieves around them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rotting corpses converged into a stinking tide of flesh, swarming with scavenger worms that injected plague toxins into the living.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gene-thieves clashed with plague zombies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Massive, hulking mutants in heavy robes swung giant hammers, crushing plague zombies into pulp—but more surged forward and buried them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gene-thief guards dodged through the zombie tide, slashing down the dead, but the plague zombies multiplied by infecting nearby civilians, shrinking their escape range.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lower-tier gene-thieves fired their guns at the plague zombies, but unless the skulls were destroyed, the zombies ignored all damage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How is this possible! How did these plague zombies breach the defense wall!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gene-thieves panicked, trying to suppress the resistance, yet still couldn’t comprehend how the plague zombies had appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That defense wall was an ancient artifact from ten thousand years ago—how did these plague zombies slip silently into Zone One?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun stood amid the rotting tide, and the decaying corpses seemed to obey him, parting away from him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Last night, he returned to the mutant settlement specifically to bring these vast numbers of plague zombies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun’s fourth-dimensional pocket lacked conditions to sustain life long-term.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But plague zombies weren’t truly alive—they could survive in the endless black void within the fourth-dimensional pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not just plague zombies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“There are many living here. All can be infected by the zombie plague and become our strength.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Malkit emerged from the fourth-dimensional pocket, gazing around in surprise:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You actually got us into Zone One.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Malkit, blessed by Nurgle’s power, could survive extreme environments for a time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s the situation? What’s the target?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The gene-thief chieftain built a biomass pool underground, using genetic data transmitted via an Aethyr engine to create Tyranids.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Zhou Yun spoke, he pulled the psychic hood from his fourth-dimensional pocket and placed it on his head:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Monge is also underground in the administrative building. Target: destroy or sever the Aethyr engine to halt Tyranid production.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Malkit nodded slightly, quickly grasping the situation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He tore off his robe, revealing his twisted, bloated, rotting body beneath, and drew the triangular shortsword hanging at his waist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Father God, I shall sing sevenfold praises of death in reverence of your gift.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Malkit raised his triangular shortsword and cried out sharply:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“All things rot, yet all beings endure!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The surrounding plague zombies echoed his cry with piercing shrieks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching this, Zhou Yun felt an unexpected surge of impulse within him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The impulse to pray to the Emperor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He drew his blade, Dian Guang Wan, and shouted aloud:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Blood sacrifice to the Emperor! Skulls offered to the Golden Throne!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Up on sale!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1032,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","a9fa559676d633add23d70c7b3a243762f324e4f8da3d08d224ee57557ff8c2f","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-71","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-69",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]