[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te":3,"chapter-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-81":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I'm in Warhammer, Please Don't Praise the Doraemon Machine God",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2264904,4422,"Chapter 81: Don't Speak Without a Communicator!","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-81",81,"\u003Cp>\"Blue Marmot!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His voice sounded like the chorus of billions, and merely hearing it caused dizziness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't speak without a communicator!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun clutched his aching head and retorted:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You're the damn marmot, your whole family's marmots!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You're a marmot?\" the winged figure in the white light asked Zhou Yun, astonished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You father and son,\" Zhou Yun, gritting his teeth against the pain from his illnesses, slowly pushed himself up against the metal pillar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Margit stared in terror at Jeanne as she walked toward it step by step,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>as Jeanne moved, the warp Xieli  swirling around it evaporated like dew before the sun,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>from the warp gate behind it, the Nurgle legions howled and surged forth,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>countless Nurgle spirits coalesced into a green tide, rushing toward the boundary between reality and the warp,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>yet the moment they entered reality, they melted like ice thrown into a furnace,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the furious Rain Father shook his yew branch, black rain seeped from the warp engine, battling the flickering light on Jeanne’s body for dominion over the material universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Margit felt every inch of its body burning,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>every maggot composing its flesh screamed, every bacterium died, every virus was expelled,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No!!! Why?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You refuse to save Asford! Why can't we save ourselves?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne’s steps showed no hesitation; she continued forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yaaaaaahhhhh!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Margit let out a piercing wail, its entire body began spewing searing white smoke, blistered with grotesque boils,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No! I am saving Asford!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You can't! You're not worthy!!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>White, searing smoke poured from Margit’s mouth,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the corrupted Screamer beside it lunged at Jeanne,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne merely raised her hand slightly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>in an instant, golden flames erupted over the Screamer, burning every shred of its flesh,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>flesh infected by viruses, spines stuffed with parasites, nerves overrun by bacteria—all ignited,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>in the blink of an eye, the beast turned to ash and vanished into the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Margit recoiled several steps in fear,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Death God!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Margit shrieked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Death God upon the Throne!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What else have you given us besides death!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Won't you even let us chase our own hope for life?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Margit noticed faint burns beginning to appear on Jeanne’s skin,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it drew a sharp breath, its eyes—nearly burning—filled with revulsion and hatred:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You're even willing to kill this innocent child!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Laine Rus! Can't you see?! The one on the Throne isn't hope—it's Death God!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He, the Cursed One, brings only death!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Margit shouted in fury, pointing at Jeanne:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Child! Will you be the Death God's sacrifice?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop! You'll die too!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne’s steps remained utterly unwavering,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>she moved like a saint stepping toward the pyre, without a moment’s hesitation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No one should die!!!\" Margit screamed louder,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>behind it, the Rain Father strained to shake his yew branch,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>more black rain seeped from the warp engine, flowing down along Margit’s feet,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>this thick, swamp-like, polluted seawater—teeming with viruses, bacteria, and microorganisms—collided with the flickering light on Jeanne’s body,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>waves of foul steam filled the underground chamber.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where is he?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Margit suddenly pointed at Zhou Yun, who had risen from beneath the metal pillar,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He's nearly like your father! Doesn't he deserve your remembrance?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne’s steps paused slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sensing this, Margit’s face lit up with triumph,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You can all survive!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Accept the Father’s blessing, and you can live forever in His garden!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>!. Du\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You can attain joy and happiness beyond this mortal world!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Margit stepped forward urgently, the black rain around it surging forward too,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a group of Nurgle spirits squeezed through the warp gate, bathed in the black rain, rushing toward Jeanne and Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Quick! Chant with me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Seven Curses!! Seven Diseases!! Seven Blessings!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"All Things Rot! All Beings Endure!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Margit opened its arms and walked slowly toward Jeanne.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Jeanne.\" Zhou Yun’s voice came from behind her: \"Actually—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne heard Zhou Yun’s voice and trembled slightly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>then, the girl firmly shook her head and took a step forward toward the surging black rain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hssss!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sound of evaporation echoed through the entire chamber; the black rain receded inch by inch,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Nurgle spirits who had rushed out of the warp screamed in agony and turned to ash, vanishing completely,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You'll die!!!\" Margit shrieked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More and more burns appeared on Jeanne’s skin; her hair began to burn,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>she felt as if a star were burning in her chest, ready to burst forth and ignite the entire world,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne had long known her fate—since the first time she prayed devoutly to the Emperor deep in the junk heap,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Emperor had shown her that future,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>she was born to seal this warp rift, chosen to sacrifice herself here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone is the Emperor’s tool,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>each has a different purpose,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and Jeanne’s purpose is to burn out here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A few more steps, and she would surely return to the Golden Throne,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>yet\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jeanne couldn’t help it—she stole one last glance back at Zhou Yun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, Jeanne froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun scratched his head, sighed as if nothing had happened,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>walked past Jeanne, patted her shoulder, and signaled her to step back,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the searing flames surrounding Jeanne affected him not at all,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the black rain surging on the ground didn’t touch him once,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the supreme warp power surging from the engine couldn’t touch him either,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he stood as if untouched by all earthly and warp forces, positioned between Jeanne and the warp rift,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Yun glanced at Margit’s horrified face, then at the bewildered winged figure in the white light,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>then turned his gaze with contempt toward the corpse seated upon the Golden Throne behind Jeanne,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Adaptation Lamp in Zhou Yun’s hand, already used once, vanished with the wind,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he took a deep breath and asked the people present—or watching—sincerely:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who the hell said I crashed? Step forward!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",953,"2026-06-19T20:02:14.192Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","f2221cdef5ab7090b97e078dfb7959a05b3e1f939871818bbcb28e425c99dd44","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-82","i-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-dora-te-chapter-80",711,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-m-in-warhammer-please-don-t-praise-the-doraemo-cover.jpg"]